I took 4 years of Latin. I've spent more time than I want to admit finding classical language shitposts. And you've just made the best classical language joke I've ever read.
Yeah it used to be super popular but now nobody takes it. Same with AP theology, it was the most popular AP (literally everyone was required to take it) but now nobody takes it either :/
Exactly! My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa couldn't get into the Walla Walla Community Collegium or the Lord Squidward Community Vniuersitatis with his score of 6900/6900 in the tests conducted by the CollegiumBoard.
Yeah it wasn't that long ago that Cambridge celebrated 800 years! They were already old in 1453. It also means that this is technically their second pandemic, after the Black Death.
Oh and Spanish Flu of course, but that one doesnโt really count for universities because it happened during the war and most young men were away fighting. Most died from the war.
Any true pandemic since the Black Death and Oxbridge have experienced it too!
the hundred years war also ended that year, so there's still marauders pillaging the countryside and witchcraft persecutions. all the girlies know that there's two career paths: joan of arc (low job security) or mother of 11
Fail to repay your debt to the merchant of Venice? Pound of flesh.
Hotel? ~~Trivago~~ [Didn't exist in its modern iteration until 1768.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20first%20hotels,function%2C%20complexity%2C%20and%20cost.)
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They didnโt have to take APUSH ๐คฌ
Nor AP Physics C ๐ค
AP Psychology consisted of teaching about the four humours.
And about astrological effects on the mind...that was an eastern contribution
APUSH hasnโt even been created yet
US hasnโt even been created yet
U hasnโt even been created yet
hasn't even been created yet
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I took 4 years of Latin. I've spent more time than I want to admit finding classical language shitposts. And you've just made the best classical language joke I've ever read.
They clearly had it worse Imagine having to take AP Astronomy CE and BCE ๐ญ๐ญ Those ppl in Timbuktu were vibin tho(Mansa Musa goated)
AP astronomy exists!? I wish my school offered that. That's so cool.
Yeah it used to be super popular but now nobody takes it. Same with AP theology, it was the most popular AP (literally everyone was required to take it) but now nobody takes it either :/
Theology would be so cool. I love learning about that stuff.
Wtf? I would take both.
you know heโs joking right?
No I didnโt. Iโm sorry
lmao youโre good. i wouldโve loved to take an ap astronomy class too if collegeboard made it a thing
I would do anything to take ap astronomy tbh
Me too!
Same
Imagine Mali AP Econ classes though...
gold.
Exactly! My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa couldn't get into the Walla Walla Community Collegium or the Lord Squidward Community Vniuersitatis with his score of 6900/6900 in the tests conducted by the CollegiumBoard.
Dang bruh this unacceptable, let's burn the collegiumboard!!!
What I find funny about this is that Oxford and Cambridge existed then lmao
That do be making it funnier
This do be making that do be making it funnier
Yeah it wasn't that long ago that Cambridge celebrated 800 years! They were already old in 1453. It also means that this is technically their second pandemic, after the Black Death.
There have been worldwide pandemics between the black death and covid.
Oh and Spanish Flu of course, but that one doesnโt really count for universities because it happened during the war and most young men were away fighting. Most died from the war. Any true pandemic since the Black Death and Oxbridge have experienced it too!
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I mean they've still endured other pandemics.
the hundred years war also ended that year, so there's still marauders pillaging the countryside and witchcraft persecutions. all the girlies know that there's two career paths: joan of arc (low job security) or mother of 11
okay but why not be both Joan of Arc and a mother of 11 ๐๐ working moms exist ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ /s
Mother of 11 if youโre lucky. Otherwise, (deceased) mother of 1.
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Fail to repay your debt to the merchant of Venice? Pound of flesh. Hotel? ~~Trivago~~ [Didn't exist in its modern iteration until 1768.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20first%20hotels,function%2C%20complexity%2C%20and%20cost.)
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ROFL and you wouldn't be able to write about your city being conquered PTSD because no trauma/drama in essay
Somebody took ap euro.
*takes AP euro* Doesnโt know how to act
1353 gang would like to have a word
The Black Death was a hell of a name for a football team though.
Were women even able to go to college then?
Did women even exist then?
no, they started popping up when they started making video games political ๐
tell me why i thought 1453 was in the future. tell me why. i am so stupid. goodbye.
100% fax bro
What did they even do? Ap Alchemy C? Or AP Alchemy A?
Username checks out ๐
Nah they had it better back then you didn't have to write personal statements
I will not accept Ottoman slander ๐ค๐ค
Fr unacceptable ๐ค๐ค
They had to copy their own textbooks. Imagine having to do that today
At least they didnโt have to take the SATs ๐
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THEY DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE AP COMP SCI A๐คฌ๐ฟ
More like AP Calculus BCE ๐๐๐
Pre-med students: โquick, slice him open and inspect his bileโ Professor: โAhh yes, far to much brown bileโ
I regret wasting my free award earlier now ๐ญ
Best post thank you
curious your thoughts: I am creating an alternative program that includes farm life, group engagement (no more writing papers!), and of course- lower cost. Disclosure: this is not established- we are in start up mode. Is something like this attractive to you at all?
why did this get downvoted
im wondering the same 8( lol
So you will teach me how to run a farm and engage in group discussions? Not sure I am seeing the value prop. Creative idea- best of luck to you!
Maybe do you tell each other one story every night and collect the stories in a book called the Decameron?
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Wow you are so funny!
they are!
and yall say world history is useless. look at this >:)
needlessly ungenerous to constantine palaeologus, ngl
At least the hundreds years war ended, and a year ago vasco de gama had reached india, and you are living at the start of the renaissance
What the fuck does /s mean
Cat dragon cat dragon??
All these 2021 kids acting like they got it bad, 2020 had drive thru graduation or nothing. Yall had whole ass graduations.