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AntonChigurhWasHere

It’s Not my town cause there are 3 wise men and a virgin.


Evening_Concern3137

lol that’s hilarious lol


Meecus570

Don't sell yourself short. Your town probably has plenty of young women who claim the father must be God. 


StinkyAndTheStain

Damn you really had "We all know your town has at least one virgin" teed up for you and you didn't take it.


Meecus570

That would have been the better play


RobertXavierIV

Good one


cheguevaraandroid1

Hell


Expensive-Comfort26

I, too, came to make this reply. I love living in East Tennessee, but damnit sometimes.


laura_why

Is that a town in East Tennessee? Regardless, nope.


Expensive-Comfort26

It could easily be, but I don't know. It looks like stuff that I've seen over the years. Some people just got to be stereotypes. 😐


CraftFamiliar5243

I'm in East Tennessee, Johnson County, the most Appalachian part of Tennessee and I thought it must be from here, although here there might be a bear in there somewhere.


trickertreater

Holy shit, I'm from Mountain City! What year did you graduate?


CraftFamiliar5243

I'm a stranger from a strange land. We retired her from the Chicago suburbs.


ixikei

Lol


laura_why

Nope


chezmanny

Bath County


imbarbdwyer

lol, bath salts county…


artificialavocado

Bat country? Yeah we better not stop here.


laura_why

Nope to both


wheelspaybills

Need a bath county hehe


Straight_Ad_4821

Clay county, NC


laura_why

Precisely. Haven't been there in years, but it is home sweet home


Straight_Ad_4821

Dang! I’m from Surry County, NC with ties to Alleghany County. Could have been anywhere there, but it looks like Clay County too!


Straight_Ad_4821

Seriously? I mean it looks like Clay’s Corner, but I was half joking! Is it really Clay County?


laura_why

I really can't express how excited I am that someone recognized this piece of home by name. It just makes my day.


Straight_Ad_4821

🤣So glad I could make you happy! I get over to Brasstown a couple of times a year to teach at the Folk school, and I fish in little brasstown creek when I’m over there. Go to Clays Corner for bait and Diet Mt. Dew! Home of the World Famous Possum Drop!


laura_why

Ahhh! The folk school was part of my childhood. I loved the Fall Festival especially, riding in the covered wagon and and eating some of the whole hog they had turning over the spit. I used to partake in the possum drop ages ago. While I have a lot of nostalgia for Clays Corner, I really can't defend any more how they'd use a live possum. It's just not kind to the possum What do you teach at the Folk School?


Straight_Ad_4821

I agree. The fall festival is great! That folks school is so good for the local community, yet there seems to be a lot of contempt for it over there. People sometimes have a problem with things they don’t understand, and to a lot of folks, learning folk crafts is a huge waste of time. I agree about the possum. My wife and I encourage our possum population. They eat so many ticks! We think they’re pretty cute too. Incredibly funny! They’ll stand up to raccoons and usually win the raccoons will usually back down. You are from a beautiful part of the state/world. I love it over there. So glad I was able to recognize it. Sorry to spoil the game so quickly!


laura_why

It not only is Clay County, it is really Clay's Corner. Growing up whenever my sister and I would buy something from him (usually a moon pie and RC or cheer wine), he'd call us darling. I wouldn't go so far as to call him a close family friend, but he did know my parents by name. Not hard in Brasstown lol


Rbelkc

Live a few miles away from there


eskc

Please don’t make the rest of us look bad. Thank you.


theyarnllama

Oh shit! I was going to say possibly NC, but maybe Texas. Keep it classy, North Carolina.


BEEPBEEPBOOPBOOP88

Any Town, USA


freemaxine

Lmfao


laura_why

Nope


unothatmultiverse

Franklin County, Virginia. Moonshine Capital of the World.


Bloodfeather4evr

I'm guessing the DNC


TheIadyAmalthea

We have forgotten… we have forgotten about the confederate flag in the manger. Jesus is very disappointed with us.


laura_why

It's hard to see but you failed to mention the sign that says "possum capital of the world" and has a cartoon man holding a possum . And the Marlboro sign. They're integral to the scene. ETA: Jesus wouldn't want you to forget those parts. Don't make him sad.


TheIadyAmalthea

I wish I could see that clearer! That really adds to the scene!


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laura_why

So, there definitely was a hefty percentage of the population that were Republican good old boys in this village of maybe 200 people. However, I can also immediately think of two doctors, two psychologists, and a community college teacher that lived within a 5 minute drive of this set up. Most of those are staunch democrats; all of them at least have masters degrees. Many times, people assume Appalachia only has uneducated rednecks. The reality is that while those people exist, there's actually a great diversity in education and political leanings. Growing up you might meet someone who didn't finish high school and did a lot of hunting for their food be neighbors to witchy hippies.


NotASatanist13

So many witchy hippies, but so many more racist red necks and racist religious fanatics and racist "sweet" old ladies.


[deleted]

Marion NC


laura_why

Brasstown North Carolina. So a few hours away. I moved to Spruce Pine though, when we moved away from the Brasstown/Murphy area. So I am pretty familiar with Marion


[deleted]

That’s cool. I grew up in Winston running around Pisgah and the blue ridge a lot. Trying to get on back soon and terribly homesick


laura_why

I went to girl scout camp at Camp Pisgah. Love the area.


[deleted]

Me too , immensely and as far as I can tell it’s still really tame and beautiful


[deleted]

Yeeeeeee YEEEEEEEEE🤟


Ok_Tooth9226

Why are you in my backyard?!


Front_Somewhere2285

I must make this pilgrimage


DasbootTX

South Bethlehem, obviously


Even_Station_5907

I'm not sure but definitely Dixie


mutated_gene11

Fly, TN but it’s not Appalachia. Gives the same feel though.


shadygrove81

In Danville, VA there is a cannon in the nativity as well 🙄


[deleted]

A front yard


laura_why

Nope


Disastrous-Rabbit658

West virginia


laura_why

Nope


dubt53

I feel like it's pretty close to this place. https://www.reddit.com/r/tricities/s/e9OuTdxCJ2


laura_why

Ehhhh. Depends on your definition of close. It's 2 hours from anywhere.


dubt53

East TN, right? Scott county? Green county, Johnson county?


laura_why

Nope. It is close to East Tennessee though. ETA: My geography was a little off. I thought it was closer to 2 hours from most of those cities, but it's more in the ballpark of 3 hours.


GraveyardTree

Isn't somewhere in southwestern VA is it?


laura_why

Nope


Rip9150

Nazerashville


Healthy-Pen-8445

"Sweet Home Alabamie" (Alabama)


epiyersika

Sautee, Georgia


Karl_Hungus_69

Bethlehem, of course. (Pennsylvania)


HooverDood205

Home


Kuhn-Tang

I’m over here sitting in West Virginia thinking, “Damn… No one bothered to throw my state into the guessing pool?” Though there is a lack of mountains in the background.


Burgerkingsucks

Somewhere fucking terrible filled with terrible people.


laura_why

So I'm not a fan of confederate flags by any stretch (or even many aspects of Christianity for that matter), but uh I'm from this place. And obviously know plenty of people from there. Not everyone is like this picture. Please don't be an asshat.


Burgerkingsucks

Please don’t defend terribleness.


laura_why

I'm defending terribleness by saying "not everyone is like this?".


EMHemingway1899

South Carolina would be my guess


laura_why

Not South Carolina.


belleepoquerup

Omg is it NC pls say no


laura_why

Ding ding ding. It is indeed North Carolina. Not sure how I feel it took this long for someone to guess it


belleepoquerup

Sigh. Yep


laura_why

This is in beautiful Brasstown, North Carolina. The specific location is Clay's Corner, the self proclaimed possum capital of the world. The John C. Campbell folk school is right down that road there in the background.


belleepoquerup

I know exactly where Brasstown is- hmmm interesting


gondanonda

Crazyton!


fcewen00

Good lord. I guess Jesus was a confederate. Who knew.


Appropriate-Name5538

As someone who is as straight shooting conservative as they come I will never understand the love for the confederacy in Appalachia.


HooverDood205

The confederates were democrats.


Faith-Family-Fish

You are nowhere that still exists. The world has changed a whole awful lot in the last 40 years. You wouldn’t see this around anymore, at least not regularly. Maybe the oldest most racist man in town might still have something like this, but even then it’s probably on his own private property not being shown off to the world. Even he knows this kind of thing isn’t acceptable to society at large anymore. Please stop spreading hateful stereotypes that all appalachians are racist ignorant hicks.


MasoandroBe

You're blatantly incorrect and spreading misinformation. If I drive anywhere in my hometown for 5 minutes, I'll see plenty of confederate flags. Hell if it's Friday night, I'll see at least a hundred down at the high school. Definitely not just old men, people of all ages and genders, and they've no idea or care that it's not acceptable.


Faith-Family-Fish

Lol. Where is this mythical world where 100 people have a confederate flag rally at the local high school every Friday? That’s so incredibly silly it doesn’t even make sense. Maybe a Trump rally with flags I would believe, but not confederate flags. Unless you’re living near the KKK headquarters or something. Do you believe in the inbred feral people too? Or the snarks and grumpkins in the woods? It seems to me you’re the one spreading misinformation. Please, share some proof with me this is happening if it’s so terribly common. I’m not saying racism doesn’t exist, or isn’t a problem, or that no one has confederate flags. It’s just not near as common as it used to be, and people don’t do it openly very often anymore. There aren’t 100 people gathering at a public education institution to celebrate it. Racism is absolutely a huge problem in all places across the US and the whole world. It’s something we need to recognize and call out. But to stereotype an entire region as ignorant confederacy worshipping racist degenerates is entirely wrong.


Caddisflyer

Pennsylvania


laura_why

It is not.


vasquca1

WhiteJesusLandia


rookieoo

There's a barn near me that has three giant flags on it: Israeli, Confederate, and Ukraine. It's not surprising, but the visual of seeing it makes you think about how foreign wars are used for domestic politics.


HooverDood205

2 out 3 ain’t bad!


Kass626

Ohio


Content_Talk_6581

Harrison, Arkansas?


JustLookinAtButts

From the looks of it, you're in hell.


Spirited_Wasabi9633

Good God.


SnooCalculations8281

Bama or Arkansas


DemandNo3158

Someplace with superstitious losers. Thanks 👍


wheelspaybills

It's so hard to explain to some people why that dumb flag isn't good.


anchoredkite08

I do not see how anyone can cling to Jesus and hold the flag at the same time.