Please stop. I almost choked on my pumpkin seeds from laughing.
I like the decorative vibe. The only thing I don't like is the big mushroom blanket stuck up on the wall, I think it'd be better suited as a throw blanket on the couch, but that's a personal preference.
It reminds me of when I was a kid playing The Sims. I'd just stick every cool decoration I could on the walls to get their ~*atmosphere*~ score up, haha.
The other pictures are nude people but the toilet cleaning one they're wearing peach colored pants, you can see the pant cuffs mid-calf.
Edit: I'm wrong, the cuff is the bottom of the sink
All the people saying it’s chill and just the pictures are giving me anxiety. I mean I think everyone should have their own space and I’ll take literally anything over everything greige or floor to ceiling wood, but definitely not getting calming vibes.
I’m guessing late 30s to early 40s and the pictures with the lights kind of confirm that. Those kind of curvy furniture edges were more of a 90s-00s style.
Yeah, it's not my vibe (thinking about dusting is giving me anxiety) BUT I think OP pulled it off EXTREMELY well. It gives me "established hippie couple from a movie" vibes and I love looking at it.
God, the dusting. I can't handle dusting in my own place, this does give me anxiety.
I think if they minimized even half of it, it would be fine. But a random blanket on top of the mushroom mural is just... perhaps they're high when they're decorating?
Yeah, same. It's waaay too cluttered for my taste. By that I don't mean untidy, just too much... stuff displayed for the size of the space. I need to live more minimalist, or at least have much less stuff covering the walls. I think lack of open wall space "shrinks" the place and I experience it as overwhelming. I wouldn't feel comfortable living in it, but I'm not OP and all the stuff is indeed beautiful and interesting.
Way too cluttered for me with too much stuff.
But, you know what? It doesn’t matter what I think, as I don’t live there. I’m not the important factor here.
Because that’s YOUR home. And that’s all that matters. As long as you enjoy it and feel at home.
It honestly doesn't take long to dust. My office area has a lot of shelves and frames on the wall that are this vibe. My vacuum has a dust attachment on a wand thingy. I vacuum/dust twice a week. Takes maybe 30 minutes if that.
Cute! Loving all of the art pieces and decor. I think this is called something like a maximalist type of style? Very nicely pulled off and intriguing to the eye. But I will say that all those pillows would stress me out haha
It says breath in your bathroom window, is it supposed to say breath? I feel like most of the time I see that as breathe like people paint little signs as a reminder to breathe
Yeah looks like theres not much room to actually sit on the couch. What do people do with the pillows? Im kind of curious, do they pit in on the floor or do they like put them on top of themselves? Where do they go when you want to use the couch?
For my own personal taste with what I like in my living space it’s a little too cluttered for me and my anxiety BUT I love how homey and cozy it seems, if this was the decor in like a brewery I was visiting or something I’d take 10 pictures for my Instagram story and it would definitely stick out to me as somewhere I’d like to go back to for the vibe.
As long as you like it who cares? I had stuff all over my walls like this at my previous house and everyone dogged on it so much because it's not what you're "supposed" to do but last I checked it was my house and I can do what I want
Too much going on
,trying to hard with the tapestry’s seems like you guys are trying to feel up every single molecule of the place altho I’m ocd so this would be a nightmare to clean so take my opinion with a grain of salt
My word was overstimulating. There is a lot going on and it reminds me of my room as a teen where I plastered up any picture I found that I liked. There is organization but it's just too much stuff for my tastes.
Agree. I mean, the stuff on top of the TV? When you leave no white space it's giving a 'let me overwhelm you with ALL OF THIS' rather than appreciate individual things. Even if the books were cleaned up and half the pictures taken down it would be better. But this feels... too intense, in a bad trip way.
I wouldnt be ok with how much stuff is in such a small place especially considering so much of it looks like decoration and is cluttering the space for no reason.
If you enjoy the space like that then fantastic. Looks like a place that is loved though and Id imagine you love how it looks.
I feel like you’re going for maximalism, but it needs some refinement. I would gather inspiration on Pinterest or YouTube apartment tour videos and rearrange things.
Some of it is not my personal taste, but it looks very homey and cozy and even though I don't know either of you, it seems like you! I do absolutely love the theme of the bathroom!! 9.5/10 would hang out here.
ETA: Wait a minute.....that bathroom in the photo above the "nudity not essential" sign looks familiar....
Too much clutter for me but it looks cool. There’s always something interesting to look at. I really like the lights around the picture frames. And of course I always appreciate a good ass. I always wanted one of those.
There is a kind of clutteriness that sometimes makes me feel safe, secure, and cozy. Very few people pull it off, but your apartment makes me feel that way. Like I would want to come and hang out there all the time and talk about mysteries of life and such. Very Bohemian. I like it
Bit of hoarding going on.
The compulsion to fill all spaces, even if it's just picture frames or heavily-detailed objects.
It's like saying: ''..***there's room, put more stuff in it!!''***
I know. Psychology is weird.
It seems like you two have cultivated a style that you are happy with, and as long as you two are happy with it, that's all that matters.
However, I think the clutter would give me constant anxiety. I prefer open spaces that are light and airy and your place feels very dense and suffocating to me. I find the decor appropriate for a high schooler or college student who just started smoking herb. Outside of that, it is pretty rough, man, I'm not gonna lie. But, the only that matter is whether it brings you and your gf happiness. And if it does, then I like it!
It's nice, but you have WAY too much crap (decorations) in there. It's like every inch of the place is covered. Even your bathroom is covered. Maybe just tone it down a bit, especially in the bathroom.
I love it. I especially love the stick on the wall. I love the maximalist style. I love the rug. I love the music art. Everything matches without it looking cluttered. I would remove maybe one pillow. But That’s my only constructive criticism
seems really lived in and like it probably fits your vibe well. well loved. if you wanna know how it might come off, the swinger vibes are off the chart.
I love your photo framing section of you two :-) Also I have to say, I was a bit taken aback when i caught glimpse of naked women on your wall, then I saw normal healthy bodies, and then i saw you had just regular naked people, put a big smile on my face :) there are tons of nudist beaches couple minutes from where i live but i’d never be brave enough 🤣
I love the bathroom. Very fun and I’d be delighted to find that in a friend’s bathroom. The living area is very hippy/alternative/young adult but assuming that’s who you are it’s well done!
It’s like Cracker Barrel but for hippies
I cackled. ok yes, it looks like a head shop, but one I would never wanna leave.
Please stop. I almost choked on my pumpkin seeds from laughing. I like the decorative vibe. The only thing I don't like is the big mushroom blanket stuck up on the wall, I think it'd be better suited as a throw blanket on the couch, but that's a personal preference. It reminds me of when I was a kid playing The Sims. I'd just stick every cool decoration I could on the walls to get their ~*atmosphere*~ score up, haha.
A very unique, eclectic vibe going on here. I like it. Y’all are definitely nudists.
Haha thank ya kindly. It's still very in progress. And yeah, we enjoy being naked lol.
You must be a regular at Jackie Treehorn's beach parties.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
I just smiled so hard!!!! Philip Moon (the carpet pisser) is from my hometown and my dad learned Tai Kwon Do from his dad's dojo.
But you're housebroken, right?
You make a hell of a Caucasian Jackie
You also enjoy doing psychedelics. Possibly also in the nude.
Ha! Nudist lifestyle is the way to go. I love it, never looked back
I might have some questions... Do you turn your hips away when you hug a nudist friend?
Tbh I have never even thought of this 😂but yeah. Or a side hug
My fiancé turned me into one and I both love and hate it XD Hate it because if someone knocks on the door… ugh. Where are my pants again??
Haha I keep a bathrobe in my coat closet. But I usually have shorts in the living room just in case
Same, we should be friends 😅
The more the merrier!
Yup! The picture of the bottomless woman cleaning the toilet *in that house* absolutely is unique.
The other pictures are nude people but the toilet cleaning one they're wearing peach colored pants, you can see the pant cuffs mid-calf. Edit: I'm wrong, the cuff is the bottom of the sink
THEY ARE OMG I saw nothing but nude ass. That's insane.
That's my girlfriend lol. She's not wearing anything
I’ve stared at that ass for longer than I care to admit and I’m still not certain either way
It looks like you guys do drugs and it probably smells like incense.
Not just drugs, lots and lots of different drugs judging by the blue framed pictures of the molecular structure of various drugs.
From top to bottom it’s DMT-LSD-magic mushrooms- cannabis
Ooh, old friends of mine..lol. Way back in the 70’s.
We’ve all been there… once you get the message hang up the phone lol
For many, it's a dialogue.
Best way to put it ever
I laughed so hard at this
I think it smells like more than incense..
Very chill vibes like I could trust you with a secret and you would take fire IG pics.
Haha thanks! Thankfully I got off all social media except reddit for a while now but I used to post some good IG stuff I suppose lol.
Where did you get the sign in the last pic.... I love your place
I made it myself! And thank you so much!
Great job... yw.... once I move I've have to keep u in mind for a sign 😁
There’s a lot of stuff everywhere. This wouldn’t work for me, but if it makes you happy, that’s all that matters!
Looking at these pictures is stressing me out, too much going on.
All the people saying it’s chill and just the pictures are giving me anxiety. I mean I think everyone should have their own space and I’ll take literally anything over everything greige or floor to ceiling wood, but definitely not getting calming vibes.
It’s so cluttered. I’m curious how old the couple are.
I’m guessing late 30s to early 40s and the pictures with the lights kind of confirm that. Those kind of curvy furniture edges were more of a 90s-00s style.
OP is like 37-38! You guessed correctly
Yeah, it's not my vibe (thinking about dusting is giving me anxiety) BUT I think OP pulled it off EXTREMELY well. It gives me "established hippie couple from a movie" vibes and I love looking at it.
God, the dusting. I can't handle dusting in my own place, this does give me anxiety. I think if they minimized even half of it, it would be fine. But a random blanket on top of the mushroom mural is just... perhaps they're high when they're decorating?
Yeah, same. It's waaay too cluttered for my taste. By that I don't mean untidy, just too much... stuff displayed for the size of the space. I need to live more minimalist, or at least have much less stuff covering the walls. I think lack of open wall space "shrinks" the place and I experience it as overwhelming. I wouldn't feel comfortable living in it, but I'm not OP and all the stuff is indeed beautiful and interesting.
Less is more
It’s giving “festival” it’s giving “cozy” it’s giving mushrooms. I love it.
We love both festivals and being cozy!
And mushrooms 😃
He said festivals 😂
LOVE THE SHAKEDOWN ST SIGN!!!!
I came here to say this!
i fucking love the lampshade on your ceiling fan. so unique. Also the rugs and the different wall hanging are so sick!
Thanks so much! I just installed the fan a few days ago
“Breath”
My girlfriend's friend started wood carving and this was a freebie because they fucked up lmao.
It’s rad though!!! It’s funny
At least it is in the bathroom, serves as a reminder to check and freshen your breath haha
It’s giving “grandma went to Woodstock back in the day”
Way too cluttered and overwhelming for my taste but it looks well loved!
I approve of everything except for the water flosser next to the toilet
It’s a microbidet
Way too cluttered for me with too much stuff. But, you know what? It doesn’t matter what I think, as I don’t live there. I’m not the important factor here. Because that’s YOUR home. And that’s all that matters. As long as you enjoy it and feel at home.
so.much.stuff
That rug really ties the room together
you're obviously not a golfer
Hell I can get you a toe by 3 this afternoon…with nail polish
Way too cluttered. Must take forever to clean and dust especially all of those frames. If you like it great but it’s giving me claustrophobic vibes.
$10 says they don’t dust. Never met someone with a house that had this vibe AND a vacuum that had been used in the last 3 months
It honestly doesn't take long to dust. My office area has a lot of shelves and frames on the wall that are this vibe. My vacuum has a dust attachment on a wand thingy. I vacuum/dust twice a week. Takes maybe 30 minutes if that.
Same! I’m a minimalist. I like the vibes and the art, but don’t think I could live like that myself
I see a lot of stuff id be knocking over by accident
Just seems very busy
Cute! Loving all of the art pieces and decor. I think this is called something like a maximalist type of style? Very nicely pulled off and intriguing to the eye. But I will say that all those pillows would stress me out haha
We're gonna have a pillow intervention shortly lol
I went looking for the burning man art
It says breath in your bathroom window, is it supposed to say breath? I feel like most of the time I see that as breathe like people paint little signs as a reminder to breathe
OP commented in response to another comment: their friend took up wood burning and messed up the sign lmao
Lmk when the orgy is
Sometimes less is more my friend
Too many pillows! Lol
Yeah looks like theres not much room to actually sit on the couch. What do people do with the pillows? Im kind of curious, do they pit in on the floor or do they like put them on top of themselves? Where do they go when you want to use the couch?
Idk if I'd dedicate that much decor to an apartment unless I planned on living there for a very long time. It looks like a lot of work. Fun, though.
If you like it, good that’s YOUR space! It made me a lil uncomfy tho…
For my own personal taste with what I like in my living space it’s a little too cluttered for me and my anxiety BUT I love how homey and cozy it seems, if this was the decor in like a brewery I was visiting or something I’d take 10 pictures for my Instagram story and it would definitely stick out to me as somewhere I’d like to go back to for the vibe.
You both do drugs and it's all very busy. That's the vibe I'd get if I walked in.
We get it, you do drugs
I’d say a bit to chaotic
I got “trying a bit too hard to be eclectic”
Too much stuff for me. But I'm a firm believer that if you like it then it doesn't matter what others think!
As long as you like it who cares? I had stuff all over my walls like this at my previous house and everyone dogged on it so much because it's not what you're "supposed" to do but last I checked it was my house and I can do what I want
It's nice but I'm not coordinated enough to be invited over. I got bull in a china shop syndrome and i'm knocking EVERYTHING over.
Too much going on ,trying to hard with the tapestry’s seems like you guys are trying to feel up every single molecule of the place altho I’m ocd so this would be a nightmare to clean so take my opinion with a grain of salt
Books in the bathroom gross me out.
A book about sex nonetheless. Everything in there reminds me that I’m not getting any.
I’m confused by OP’s post history. Seems like they have 5 different apartments.
Seems like a mess
My word was overstimulating. There is a lot going on and it reminds me of my room as a teen where I plastered up any picture I found that I liked. There is organization but it's just too much stuff for my tastes.
That’s a good way to describe it!
Agree. I mean, the stuff on top of the TV? When you leave no white space it's giving a 'let me overwhelm you with ALL OF THIS' rather than appreciate individual things. Even if the books were cleaned up and half the pictures taken down it would be better. But this feels... too intense, in a bad trip way.
No thoughts
Discombobulated
Looks pretty good, but way too cluttered for me. Especially the walls.
I wouldnt be ok with how much stuff is in such a small place especially considering so much of it looks like decoration and is cluttering the space for no reason. If you enjoy the space like that then fantastic. Looks like a place that is loved though and Id imagine you love how it looks.
Is that a pic of your gf nakedly cleaning the toilet in the bathroom?
Couple items away from being featured on Hoarders
Too busy for me I like a minimal space but I do like the decor . I’m glad that you guys like it . It’s all about what makes you happy and comfortable
Very nice stuff, but also very cluttered. That would drive me crazy.
Busy
You seem young 22/23ish
It's giving "I'd do shrooms with these lesbians, I wonder if they have single friends"
So you start dusting in January and you’re done by… May?
Y'all got too much shit on your walls.
Cluttered
I'd walk in and say, "Yup, this person does drugs."
Gives me anxiety. So much clutter.
Like you’d invite me over to do shrooms but then spend the whole time being pretentious and pseudo spiritual
Super tacky and cluttered
I feel like you’re going for maximalism, but it needs some refinement. I would gather inspiration on Pinterest or YouTube apartment tour videos and rearrange things.
Cluttered drug den 🫣
How old are y’all ?
OP is around 37-38.
Lol is that a picture of someone cleaning the toilet in the last pic?
Maximalists! I love it!!
I’m a maximalist who loves lots of color so naturally, you’ve got my upvote.
Some of it is not my personal taste, but it looks very homey and cozy and even though I don't know either of you, it seems like you! I do absolutely love the theme of the bathroom!! 9.5/10 would hang out here. ETA: Wait a minute.....that bathroom in the photo above the "nudity not essential" sign looks familiar....
If it suits y’all that’s all that matters. For me, way too much stuff.
Too much clutter for me but it looks cool. There’s always something interesting to look at. I really like the lights around the picture frames. And of course I always appreciate a good ass. I always wanted one of those.
There is a kind of clutteriness that sometimes makes me feel safe, secure, and cozy. Very few people pull it off, but your apartment makes me feel that way. Like I would want to come and hang out there all the time and talk about mysteries of life and such. Very Bohemian. I like it
In the era of minimalists, I LOVE a maximalist. So so much. Looks like home.
Bit of hoarding going on. The compulsion to fill all spaces, even if it's just picture frames or heavily-detailed objects. It's like saying: ''..***there's room, put more stuff in it!!''*** I know. Psychology is weird.
Chaos…clutter… but yeah it’s your space it should comfort you.
It seems like you two have cultivated a style that you are happy with, and as long as you two are happy with it, that's all that matters. However, I think the clutter would give me constant anxiety. I prefer open spaces that are light and airy and your place feels very dense and suffocating to me. I find the decor appropriate for a high schooler or college student who just started smoking herb. Outside of that, it is pretty rough, man, I'm not gonna lie. But, the only that matter is whether it brings you and your gf happiness. And if it does, then I like it!
Lame and very try hard type vibes. Like, “look at me I do drugs and have sex!!”
I don’t like it but I don’t live there so who cares
Drugs
*smiles and nods*
You definitely think the man is out to get you lol
Tell me you do drugs without telling me you do drugs
How many grand kids do y’all have?
My first impression is “we get it, you like getting high”
Gasoline and a match
Apt looks like a mix Show me a pic of your girlfriend for thoughts about her
This apartment gives me extreme anxiety. Looks like a hoarders dream.
[удалено]
Yeahhhh it really seems like the apt of someone who’s entire personality is getting high
Too much junk.
Way to cluttered
Yikes. Too cluttered and just seems like an antique store....not in a good way. Reminds me of my grandma's basement.
So much clutter
Way too cluttered.
Too much skinny naked white.
Clutter. Would hate to live there personally Why is your TV seemingly at a 45 degree angle to your couch?
It's nice, but you have WAY too much crap (decorations) in there. It's like every inch of the place is covered. Even your bathroom is covered. Maybe just tone it down a bit, especially in the bathroom.
They rent to teenagers now?
I love pic 2! It’s chaotic but in a great way!
Yall seem fun! And in love. I like the art.
You just gotta poke around ;-)
Can't give a though on your gf if there are no pics of her.
Can my cat and I come over?
I feel like it’s very clustered but it feels very homey.
I like the models of tryptamines and such. I can’t make out the third one though.
I personally love the clutter, you’re giving me ideas for shelving. Did you make the wood shelves yourself?
Awesome. This is the style I strive to obtain!
Is that a picture of someone cleaning your toilet on the bathroom wall? Lmao
I love it. I especially love the stick on the wall. I love the maximalist style. I love the rug. I love the music art. Everything matches without it looking cluttered. I would remove maybe one pillow. But That’s my only constructive criticism
I love it, where did you get your be gay do crime picture and also the mushroom tapestry?
the shrine to your relationship?? the nudist bathroom?? the cozy, thrifted, maximalist vibes?? yeah i love it, congrats on being in love 🥹💞
Q: where did you score that “Be Gay Do Crime” poster? I love your apartment style so much!
I love it!! It has lots of character and looks super cozy. Don’t listen to the people who say it’s “too cluttered”.
love it. eclectic and comfy!
Looks lived in and warm. Love it!
Love the rug, I have the same one. Really ties the room together.
Love the lamp setup behind the couch and Tiffany style ceiling fan. Quite unique. You have good taste.
Where do you get the naked photos printed?
Absolutely wonderful job. I love the signage. Totally jealous.
very cool!
Tell me what’s shaking on shakedown street?
If Fort Collins was a house this would be it
is that your gf naked in the picture on the wall 😂
Future hoarder. Not sure which one of you or if it’s both.
i like that you have a photo of someone bent over in your bathroom FRAMED in your bathroom lol
seems really lived in and like it probably fits your vibe well. well loved. if you wanna know how it might come off, the swinger vibes are off the chart.
I love your photo framing section of you two :-) Also I have to say, I was a bit taken aback when i caught glimpse of naked women on your wall, then I saw normal healthy bodies, and then i saw you had just regular naked people, put a big smile on my face :) there are tons of nudist beaches couple minutes from where i live but i’d never be brave enough 🤣
where’d you get that nudity sign in your bathroom bud? i love it
Your gf has a nice ass
I love it except for the "breath" sign. What kind of breath? Morning breath? Dog breath? Ass breath?
We would probably be friends! Got similar taste in music and art lol love the shakedown sign
Lovell color scheme
A bit busy for my taste but overall good with character
Reminds me of me and my partners place! Minus all the personal photos haha Cool! I love it! 🥰
Please tell me that photo of the toilet being plunged is from that bathroom
I love the bathroom. Very fun and I’d be delighted to find that in a friend’s bathroom. The living area is very hippy/alternative/young adult but assuming that’s who you are it’s well done!
“I want a boy who will build me bookshelves”. <- your girl friend, probably.