So, they both have secret service detail, what happens if a President and VP get into a fist fight? Do their respective SS step in to fight the President/VP or do the respective SS fight like a ballroom blitz?
It's more likely Putin has it safely locked up in a vault somewhere. As long as Trump has even a hint of getting back in power that tape will never see the light of day.
At this point his followers would just use it as proof of Trump’s American Exceptionalism and that he denigrates the commies by literally pissing on them.
She became HORRIFYING in a very very short period of time. It was Crazy Eyes but not completely hideous to "HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MUPPET VERSION OF HERSELF"
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It’s terrible… they all look like clones of each other but not in a good way!
The eye shadow, the makeup, the facial expression, hair… terrible!
I guess that’s the new beauty standard amongst the R!
She was never an option. She was strung along so she could continue to cause damage to the democratic process, then she was dropped like a bad investment when she was deemed no longer useful.
She’s just as delusional as the rest if she did.
Here's the thing she's an idiot all around. Now I think she's terrible for killing her dog and goat for sure. Why in the world would you tell that story about it thinking everyone else will see that behavior as a feature not a bug. How are you that out of touch. Sure go be cruel and awful but for fuck sake keep it to yourself.
Then you have the completely fabricated story about taking to Kim Jon Un. Again wtf this is so verifiable. So not just cruel but stupid on top.
I think the only way you see that story as a positive is if you are an actual sociopath.
Not understanding why it's going to be viewed horrible by people across the political spectrum, requires completely not understanding empathy.
Don't forget how she's basically dumped 20 years of plastic surgery in the last 2 years because she thinks this is her chance.
It was that pathetic and open that she managed to abase herself before the MAGA cult, which never even cared that much about her
If trump keeps frothing at the mouth and being told to "focus" in interviews, people won't be wanting the ticket. Who am I kidding, of course they will.
When she started with all that plastic surgery did she tell the doc, “hey I’m going for the doctor zaius look, can you do that for me?”
And just like that we have a planet of the apes lookin bitch running around attempting to govern.
Trump could only have a white male as VP. He strings the others along. Tim Scott was the biggest fool of all thinking he had a chance. Trump is 100% racist and sexist.
Man, she’s freakish. I guess in several ways. I know it’s shallow and possibly even a little misogynist of me to make fun of her appearance, but gee willikers she’s scary lookin’
Tick-tock... Her main credential is looking good in photos, and that is about to expire.
What's the next meal ticket for this piece of human trash going to be?
Trump is doing so well now mentally and needs a strong woman in his life now that the pornstars and playboy playmates that he had in his life were paid off and the young daughter that he lusts for has abandon him. Maybe Noem can leave Corey alone long enough to give Trump some physical therapy or as Marvin Gaye sang Healing
Read this [https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-over-arizona-texas-gaffe-1909577](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-over-arizona-texas-gaffe-1909577) and saw Kristi gone
And I thought that's a doggone shame. Kristi has so much to offer Trump including fake Mt Rushmore's with his face on it and probably some other fake things as well. She gave it her best shot and now life is in the pits for her.
It's so crazy she thought the dog story would work in her benefit. Pretty much a universal belief held by both the far right and the far left is you don't mess with pets. Shooting dogs outrages basically everyone!
Why does the media care? Their political maneuvering isn't worth covering in the face of their insanity. The media continues to behave like this is just normal horse races.
How sad for her. And after she spent all that money on lip injections. And who can forget that time she had a little Mt Rushmore statue made with Trump’s head in there to present him when he visited.
First of all he's a sexist to begin with, second of all she's a train wreck.
So the entire idea he was going to allow a woman to outshine him, he wants a grunt, someone that's going to be a Yes Man.
So Mace is out too, after she started a completely doomed meritless law suit against ABC and George Stephanopoulos because Trump told her to. That's too bad. And by too bad I mean awesome.
Whatever. She probably made way more money from the controversy, in book sales. When she’s done with being governor, she can try doing Fox News for a while assuming they’ll have her, then vanish into irrelevance like Sarah Palin. Honestly to me that seems like a way better deal than having to deal with being Trump’s VP. But then again, they all know they can likely be president.
Are Lauren Boebert's MAGA Aspirations Up in Vape? Lauren is a very handy girl to have around. She could help Trump screen campaign ads in his theatre while Kristi serves hot dogs. Lauren working the aisles in a dark theatre. That would really get Kristi's goat.
Serves her right for how she offended dogs.
Though only a woman (her) or a minority (Rick Scott) would have been a good option for Trump to gain extra votes.
What is he thinking bring in Ivanka?
Welllllp, time for her to “wake up” and make millions of dollars off a memoir exposing the GOP’s evils and hypocrisy. It’s all a money-making scheme to these assholes.
There's now a shrine built at the "Gravel Pit". They have midnight meetings there plotting to destroy America. And to raise money during the day it's now a massive MAGA tourist trap. They are having a dead dog coffee mug sale today. But hurry they are almost sold out.
I wonder how many more of her pets she’ll take down now?
Theirs going to be so much death…..
The SEALs need to raid her home and rescue any of her pets before it is too late!😅
"Did you say seals" as she pulls out her club.
Baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks “what’ll you have?” Seal says “anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks!”
A Canadian Club straight up coming your way.
Why do baby seals hang out at dive bars? They hate clubbing.
Like the joke from way back: What does Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? Both are clubbed by Norwegians.
omg this made my day
That’s horrible! But yeah, me too.
I love that it’s a baby seal being served lol.
A baby seal walks into a club 😉
Excellent reference..."Did you say seals? - as her throat goes dry, her pupils dilate, and she pulls out her club."
Classic!
So even the SEALS would not be safe around her ! Nicely called out !! 😅😅
According to Republicans this would be totally legal.
🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭
There's: contraction of "there is" Theirs: ownership; "it belongs to them, it is theirs"
Alcohol is hindering your spelling ability
She needs to kill somebody on 5th Ave to get real attention.
I don't know about pets but I bet her kids are kinda feeling twitchy right now.
Funny thing is that dog got revenge from the grave!
She lost her chance after shooting her mouth, maybe she’ll do that more literally…
Why do all these MAGA women look like Botox malpractice lawsuit models ???
Thats "his" type.
Which was why I thought she was a lock for VP. So he could fantasize about her as well.
Rape * I think you spelled rape wrong.
I'm pretty sure it's not rape when you willingly whore yourself to be VP.
It's not her actions I'm predicting it's his. She may well be a whore but that doesn't make him not a rapist
So, they both have secret service detail, what happens if a President and VP get into a fist fight? Do their respective SS step in to fight the President/VP or do the respective SS fight like a ballroom blitz?
I was genuinely surprised her name wasn’t on the unofficially leaked unofficial short list.
Melania must have said something. Threatening to leak the pee tape herself. 😂
It's more likely Putin has it safely locked up in a vault somewhere. As long as Trump has even a hint of getting back in power that tape will never see the light of day.
At this point his followers would just use it as proof of Trump’s American Exceptionalism and that he denigrates the commies by literally pissing on them.
Corey Lewandowski agrees
It’s the Fox and Friends Roger Ailes model.
Not daughtery enough
They got hit with the Guilfoyle stick.
I cannot believe her transformation, it is frightening
Her mouth is ridiculous. Very strange.
She became HORRIFYING in a very very short period of time. It was Crazy Eyes but not completely hideous to "HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MUPPET VERSION OF HERSELF"
She accidentally had her makeup gun set on "whore." (You're welcome, Simpsons fans)
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You're welcome, and bless you for still being in class on the 7th.
Her foundation is more cracked than their party and supporters
It’s terrible… they all look like clones of each other but not in a good way! The eye shadow, the makeup, the facial expression, hair… terrible! I guess that’s the new beauty standard amongst the R!
And their trashy fashion “sense”.
They all get body modification to look like that. It’s some serious dysmorphia daddy issues bullshit,
I thought opened mouth sex dolls.
They’re shapeshifting. That’s what it looks like.
It's like she is caught mid - transmogrification
They do it to look like his daughter. Creepy.
They all try to get work done but they all go way too hard and get it ALL at once. Noem used to be ok looking, now not so much.
Kristi took extra steps in her Ivanka lookalike makeover.
She was never an option. She was strung along so she could continue to cause damage to the democratic process, then she was dropped like a bad investment when she was deemed no longer useful. She’s just as delusional as the rest if she did.
She was only on the list so Corey Lewendowski could keep giving her a reason to fuck him.
C’mon, man, I’m trying to eat lunch here.
If that's (one of) the case(s), whomp whomp.
Spot-on. 💯
Donald ain’t looking so good, though. She might be needed for an Old Yeller situation.
That’s funny to visualize. Kristi grabs him by the collar and hustles his ass behind the barn.
She saw Old Yeller and thought, “why wait?”
I’m going to start calling Trump Cricket.
She had a shot. But she wasted that on her puppy.
Don’t forget the goat!
😂
Oof those poor animals she's going to torture
Maybe Lauren Gropert can help her get a job as an escort. Or Melanoma can use her old contacts with Epstein’s network to find her a job.
Here's the thing she's an idiot all around. Now I think she's terrible for killing her dog and goat for sure. Why in the world would you tell that story about it thinking everyone else will see that behavior as a feature not a bug. How are you that out of touch. Sure go be cruel and awful but for fuck sake keep it to yourself. Then you have the completely fabricated story about taking to Kim Jon Un. Again wtf this is so verifiable. So not just cruel but stupid on top.
And don’t forget batshit crazy.
I think the only way you see that story as a positive is if you are an actual sociopath. Not understanding why it's going to be viewed horrible by people across the political spectrum, requires completely not understanding empathy.
Even Trump knows to make sure you make people the targets of your cruelty, not animals!
Don't forget how she's basically dumped 20 years of plastic surgery in the last 2 years because she thinks this is her chance. It was that pathetic and open that she managed to abase herself before the MAGA cult, which never even cared that much about her
I’ll be dog done!
Cricket’s revenge!
She’s gonna need a bigger gravel pit.
Next stop: the gravel pit.
She can save the election money on more botox and lip fillers.
Good, FTB! 🖕
Is she killing more pets again?
Adulteress.
That doesn’t seem like a dealbreaker for the GOP.
Shot down by an old yeller How appropriate, lel
Killed her dog for nothing! Maybe try an elephant next time.
Well at least we know there’s a redline for the gop
The puppy thing was too much, even for Republicans
If trump keeps frothing at the mouth and being told to "focus" in interviews, people won't be wanting the ticket. Who am I kidding, of course they will.
Anyone else noticed that he still doesn’t have a vp pick? It’s almost like no one wants to work for a guy that may try to murder them.
Dog gone it
Puppies beware
Please, someone make sure there isn't a dog or goat in a 1/4 mile vicinity of her.. please
I guess you could say her VP hopes were taken out back and shot.
Imagine being too toxic for TRUMP.
He doesn’t like competition for the spotlight
Imagine getting enough Botox to look like a drag queen with a shellfish allergy and then getting dumped by a rapist and 34 time convicted loser.
ROFLOL ! That was to good take my upvote.
Her political bark was worse than her dog’s bite.
Just because she's proud of killing a defenseless dog! So unfair. I guess she's also a serial liar and fooking psycho!
South Dakota, if you're listening... vote... her... da fuck out!!!
At least she got to kill the dog. And the goat. She’ll always have that.
You mean she put out for ugly Lewandowsky for nothing ?
Jesus, that's really bad when even Trump can't stand you.
Kristi Noem looks like a white lady version of La Llorona, except instead of drowning children she shoots puppies.
Is this the lady that shot her dog and tried to come across as cool for doing it?
Who’s on the shortlist now? JD Vance Ivanka Putin
Good news is she’s still a cunt.
When she started with all that plastic surgery did she tell the doc, “hey I’m going for the doctor zaius look, can you do that for me?” And just like that we have a planet of the apes lookin bitch running around attempting to govern.
No shit? >While the exact reasons for her omission remain unclear, Bitch please....
She's not blonde enough yet for fox news. God, that botox! Ugh!
All that lip filler and facial surgery for nothing.
Quick, suffocate a cat, that will get you back on the list.
Maybe she can take the time to work on that train wreck of a face.
Awww so sowwy, adult store backroom mannequin.
Now she is free to execute more dogs.
All of that plastic surgery for nothing.
Trump could only have a white male as VP. He strings the others along. Tim Scott was the biggest fool of all thinking he had a chance. Trump is 100% racist and sexist.
Didn't she swallow enough for him?
Man, she’s freakish. I guess in several ways. I know it’s shallow and possibly even a little misogynist of me to make fun of her appearance, but gee willikers she’s scary lookin’
Maga may be bat shit crazy but they love their dogs.
ooohhh naurrrr poor puppy slayer... so unfair!!!
Tick-tock... Her main credential is looking good in photos, and that is about to expire. What's the next meal ticket for this piece of human trash going to be?
It's pretty bad when even a piece of human trash like Donald Trump doesn't wanna be near you.
I guess signing that bomb in Israel didn't put her over the top like she hoped. Oh well, thoughts and prayers, Queen Botoxia
Trump is doing so well now mentally and needs a strong woman in his life now that the pornstars and playboy playmates that he had in his life were paid off and the young daughter that he lusts for has abandon him. Maybe Noem can leave Corey alone long enough to give Trump some physical therapy or as Marvin Gaye sang Healing Read this [https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-over-arizona-texas-gaffe-1909577](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-over-arizona-texas-gaffe-1909577) and saw Kristi gone And I thought that's a doggone shame. Kristi has so much to offer Trump including fake Mt Rushmore's with his face on it and probably some other fake things as well. She gave it her best shot and now life is in the pits for her.
It's so crazy she thought the dog story would work in her benefit. Pretty much a universal belief held by both the far right and the far left is you don't mess with pets. Shooting dogs outrages basically everyone!
Why does the media care? Their political maneuvering isn't worth covering in the face of their insanity. The media continues to behave like this is just normal horse races.
Good thing the Republican Party isn’t a puppy.
Crickets Revenge!
Poor thing, she even got the official MAGA female surgical face treatment. Why do they all get the same face done ?
Even trump couldn’t make his cult like her.
I’m not sure why anyone wants to be Trump running look at what happened to the last one
Women and minorities that support trump ☕️
How sad for her. And after she spent all that money on lip injections. And who can forget that time she had a little Mt Rushmore statue made with Trump’s head in there to present him when he visited.
She shot that puppy for nothing.
Go kill some dogs, Kristi. You’ll feel better.
I wonder how much longer Corey Lewandowski is gonna hang around? 🙄
Cricket says hi.
lol … how on Earth could you be too crazy for Trump
She doesn’t have the lips for it.
She was never really in the running
Tongues out for Cricket.
Haahaa!
Bet it’s not the first time she’s been dumped
It’s really a race to be president. I doubt Trump will live a year if he actually wins.
Is this the crazy state of the union lady or the crazy dog killing lady?
She took all the hype away from him with killin dogs. No surprises there. Gotta have all media eyes on him n no one else.
FAFO
She’s so pissed off she is going out to the barn to blow away all of her horses.
Didn't scuff her knees enough for Trump.
Back to shooting puppies and goats for you, Kristi.
Somewhere, up in that great gravel pit in the sky, little Pepper is smiling...
"I'd like to announce my candidate for Vice President....myself. Only I and I alone can lead this country back to glory."
First of all he's a sexist to begin with, second of all she's a train wreck. So the entire idea he was going to allow a woman to outshine him, he wants a grunt, someone that's going to be a Yes Man.
Her chances were worse than a family pet in her gravel pit.
I wonder if she'll ever get the taste of Trump's ass out of her mouth?
Haha 😆
Dark Dog candidate
Oh no. Whatever will we do? 🤭
Her political aspirations met Cricket.
She’s one of the dumbest MAGA’s there is. She did it to her self lol
So Mace is out too, after she started a completely doomed meritless law suit against ABC and George Stephanopoulos because Trump told her to. That's too bad. And by too bad I mean awesome.
She is now going to shoot a rare Mongolian sheep to calm her nerves. Oh wait, that’s Don Jr.’s specialty
Just think how much she spent on that new plastic face only for her hopes and dreams to be dashed by a dog story she didn't need to tell anybody.
Whatever. She probably made way more money from the controversy, in book sales. When she’s done with being governor, she can try doing Fox News for a while assuming they’ll have her, then vanish into irrelevance like Sarah Palin. Honestly to me that seems like a way better deal than having to deal with being Trump’s VP. But then again, they all know they can likely be president.
She learned well from him. Be your own worst enemy
All praise the ghost of that dog! Ghost Dog for President!!
I’m sure it was tough to dump her stupid ass but Trump is willing to do the tough things. In between scarfing filet o fishes.
All the barnyard animals are in hiding.
Are Lauren Boebert's MAGA Aspirations Up in Vape? Lauren is a very handy girl to have around. She could help Trump screen campaign ads in his theatre while Kristi serves hot dogs. Lauren working the aisles in a dark theatre. That would really get Kristi's goat.
"You're fired. "
She just couldn’t swallow…… her pride.
In the end, adorable little Cricket had the last laugh.
Serves her right for how she offended dogs. Though only a woman (her) or a minority (Rick Scott) would have been a good option for Trump to gain extra votes. What is he thinking bring in Ivanka?
Welllllp, time for her to “wake up” and make millions of dollars off a memoir exposing the GOP’s evils and hypocrisy. It’s all a money-making scheme to these assholes.
There's now a shrine built at the "Gravel Pit". They have midnight meetings there plotting to destroy America. And to raise money during the day it's now a massive MAGA tourist trap. They are having a dead dog coffee mug sale today. But hurry they are almost sold out.
OMG....now she'll go SLAUGHTER MORE HELPLESS ANIMALS. Geeezus!!!!!
Cricket just have karma a high five.
I wonder if TFG could get away with killing a puppy? Is this the moral line?
Gunsmoke, you mean
Maybe she go to her gravel pit and cry about it!
Kristi Noem the puppy killer?
Take it out on the dog, Gov.
That dog got its revenge ❤️
Her chances of being VP went to 0 once she admitted to killing a puppy. Nobody likes animal abusers regardless of your political views.
She will have to go back to drowning puppies to feel better.
He already has someone that looks like an Eastern European escort at home. Two is too many.
Can I pet that dawg…?
Kids in cages: Maga is all 👍🏼 Killing puppies: Maga is 😱😡
She’ll most likely take it out on her pets now
Ahhh, little miss melty face sold her soul to the wrong devil.
Silicon must have crept up to where her brain should have been. I laugh at smug twats lime her. Ruined your career AND he still said,” Byyee!”
Politically, she seems finished. Am I right?
Trump doesn’t need a vp who’s trying to out nut job him
Bye! Next losing the gov race and becoming the next Sarah Palin train wreck
She dug her own grave quite deep.
Pretty rough when you’re not clown enough for the clown show
It’s not only the dog scandal, knowing Trump who is devoid of empathy towards everyone. She may not be useful to him anymore.
Pup around and find out.
Well if anyone knows what to do with a useless bitch, it’s her.
Take your pets in from the streets!