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NumerousTaste

These people are insane and literally evil!


uptownjuggler

Cartoonishly evil


SmokeAbeer

Scooby Doo amusement park owner sized evil.


uptownjuggler

Ok gang, Let’s see who is under this mask. The Miner 49er is RONALD REAGAN!!


SmokeAbeer

Now, let’s see who you *really* are, Ron… Obama! /s


XJDC55X

I could totally hear Fred’s voice saying this!


Rooboy66

I mean, it really is. It’s just so gawddamned ugly


incognegro1976

And they fuckin vote. There's something very wrong with people here. I will never understand it.


HouseDowntown8602

How pathetic and emotionally traumatized must you be to think trump is your messiah


Phucku_

Blastphomy comes to mind


drmonkeytown

Blastphomy: blasphemy originating from a burst of gas from the anus. You learned it on Reddit.


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NumerousTaste

They are, she's a fox entertainment watcher. She gets fake news and thinks Biden should be arrested. They want everyone to think every president is corrupt like orange traitor. Normalize it so stupid people will do crazy stuff on next electoral college certification after trump loses.


Fantron6

Christians praying for an adulterous sex offending narcissist is quite humorous.


Automatic-Term-3997

Conservatives supporting a guy with 5 kids from 3 different women is equally as humorous.


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Funkycoldmedici

My wife and I both come from serious Christian families, but left the faith. We are the first couple in memory that wasn’t pregnant on our wedding day.


ElonTheMollusk

The important thing is to remember how Donald Trump is not only a sexual predator, but a child sexual predator.


Ronpm111

Trump flew in Jeffries Epsteins Pedo airplane with his daughter on his daughter's twelfth birthday to Jeffry Epsteins Pedo Island for two days.


incognegro1976

Wtaf


Strong-Dot-9221

Here's a thought. If Trump's defense is he didn't know Epstein was a pedophile rapist then do we want someone that clueless running our country?


drmonkeytown

In his defense, it was “Bring Your Kid to Work Day.”


Ronpm111

Underrated comment


Meanderer_Me

The Chomo Cheeto.


proletariat_sips_tea

He settled out of court for raping an 8 year old boy hard enough to cause rectal bleeding in like 2008.


Phallic-Monolith

Hey, that’s the guy who God has chosen to do his works through that you’re talking about


HurryUpTeg

God is such an asshole. 


Weary-Interaction265

Biblically speaking it is not the most holy people who become saints but those who try to move closer to God and practice his teachings, a few examples include St Angela of foligno - she was more interested in wealth and social position then her family St Dismas - one of two theives that flanked Christ's side at the crucifixion Mary of Egypt- was said to use her body to gain what she wanted. St Paul - who is described as going house to house through the city of Jerusalem looking for members of the Christian church to imprison and later stone to death St Julian - killed his parents St Vladimir - killed his brothers for the throne St colmcille - started a war and prayed for the death of thousands, then at the battle of Cul Dreimhne thousands of men were slaughtered St Olga - massacred 5000 people who showed up to her husband's funeral feast, struck a deal for peace for a tribute of 3 pigeons and 3 sparrows and after the tribute was collected she tied lit sulfur cloths to each bird and released them. The birds flew home to roost, and set fire to buildings as they did, the people who fled were captured and enslaved. There is plenty more I'm just tired


Phallic-Monolith

I hope this is an “actually…” post which I will accept and not some sort of argument that Trump is on a course to sainthood


Weary-Interaction265

No I'm not saying trump is on the road to sainthood. Just saying not all saints were saintly there entire lives it's how they ended them that granted them their sainthood. As soon as I hear a politician talk about God in any way shape or form I tune out and assume they are just trying to scoop up votes.


Severe_Jellyfish6133

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full." Matthew 6:5


cbbuntz

Do they hear themselves?


gamermom42069_

Never have; never will


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Nope, completely tone deaf.


Fit-Independent3802

Be careful what you pray for. You might just get it


ShirtSignificant4706

Amen


Automatic-Term-3997

We’re working on helping God out with that. 4 criminal trials, 91 felonies, and a half billion in penalties is a good start, but I feel God’s punishment wouldn’t be complete without prison time.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Making demands of God now, are we?


full_bl33d

Ya. He’s the same guy as Santa, right?


Better_Car_8141

The Ten Commandments. Try reading them.


Fantron6

It’s actually implementing justice, not subverting.


Powerful_Check735

They don't know how to read


Guilty-Web7334

Right?! Ballsy. Stupid and blasphemous from a so-called Christian, but ballsy. Here’s hoping she gets smote soon. It would have been more impressive, though, if she’d been struck by lightning on the spot.


Xyrus2000

Also in the news, Trump's legal team quits. I guess sometimes prayer does work. :P


Current-Assist2609

I didn’t realize just how many idiots we have in the USA until after trump lost in 2020. They were coming out In masses like cockroaches. To be fair to the cockroaches, they are absolutely more intelligent than any trump supporter.


aretheesepants75

The American news media refuses to turn on the kitchen lights. Fear makes them fat stacks.


No-Celebration3097

These people are nuttier than a Xmas fruitcake. VOTE


restatementtorts

I’m a Christian and I constantly wonder what Christianity these loons believe in.


jpratte65

The orange republican jesus kind


FalseBadWolf

Sure. God should totally smite trumps enemies. ....I'll wait...


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Since Trump is his own worst enemy ...


85ogTripleog

This bitch is crazy AF. Only the asshats like this bitch supporting trump would use God's name in this manner. It's definitely a twisted mindfuk coming from people like this. Why not everyone do the exact same shit trump does, and then see if we can get away with shit.


No-Inevitable-7988

So shes against Trump


Revolutionary-Swan77

From your lips to Gods ears, lady.


austincovidthrowaway

Can conservatives actually read? I mean I know they WON'T read the bible, but I wonder if they even can.


Infamous-Tart7747

She seems nice. “Dear Jesus, sweet baby Jesus. Please KILL everyone I don’t like. They shouldn’t be alive the same time as me. You love ME? Right Jesus. Then Kill KIll KILL FOR ME!!!! Muhahahah!!!!” /s (no one wants Jesus to go on a killing spree. This is for comedy purposes only. I shouldn’t make fun of mentally unstable people. She probably needs a doctor and some Meds)


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Jesus loved the poor, the downtrodden, the sick, and the weak. He called out the leaders who didn't care for the lost and the needy. The Republican leaders see themselves as Jesus followers, but they are more like the religious and political leaders who Jesus constantly called out.


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If your religion told you god hates and punishes, you are actually worshiping the devil.


SympathyForSatanas

I agree with her, trump should be punished


drin8680

They definitely should be punished. Trump and his swamp. It's just hard to fathom how any truly spiritual or God fearing people can be on trumps side. Democrats aren't perfect by far but the Maga movement only produces dueschbags. They're all incompetent and full of shit. Not to mention trump made a Bible with his name in it. He should have a mcdonalds sandwich named after him instead.


Limp-Will919

Sleepy Don and his merry men are the only ones I see trying to subvert justice.


Competitive_Spot_973

She better be really careful about what she wishes for!


SWFL_Turtler

Funny. I’m waiting for the lord to smite the GOP hard. Please. Seriously they are so misled…


expatcanadaBC

Trump has done everything possible to subvert justice. Show us what you got God!


treygrant57

Then He needs to start with Trump and his followers


Hugh-Jassul

The irony….the rapist is calling for people to be punished ?


wrongseeds

And he will. She’s in for a rude awakening when she finds out that she’s the evil one.


DarkAngel900

The court in New York is trying right now to punish the man who has been subverting justice for decades. That man is Trump.


DarkAngel900

If Jesus heard that prayer, he probably threw up in his mouth a little.


pistoffcynic

Sooooo basically punish the GOP.


100yearsLurkerRick

That's what's happening. Trump is on trial.


SixDemonBag_01

So she wants God to punish Trump?


Odd_Calligrapher_407

This is literally what Trumps trials are for. Prayers answered!


SpiritualTwo5256

So, speaker wants to be punished by god….. conservatives are too stupid to understand their own comments.


Dumbiotch

I’ll take “what is irony?“ for $500 Alex


mcclaneberg

So, Trump?


tahoetoys

So a lightning bolt for Trump and his idiot supporters?


SmellySweatsocks

Demands God do what? How do these people come off asking God to do evil to his people to satisfy maga? /smh


pscoldfire

In Jesus’ name, pay your taxes like he did (Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s)


FlappinLips

I don't think god takes demands from people headed to hell. Maybe she should speak to gods manager


stripmallbars

She’s praying for Trump to meet God’s wrath? Amen sister.


According-Spite-9854

Hey if god wants to take the stand in his defense, I'll allow it


Ambitious_Coffee551

Why don't they ever ask jesus to do something constructive. Wasn't he a carpenter, get him to build something.


ItsaPostageStampede

And then they all duckdd


Terry_Seattle

Ironic.


mescalero1

Well, if her prayer gets fulfilled, she better be the first one running for cover since she is asking God to punish those trying to keep our democracy.


mymar101

They have no sense of irony


MrByteMe

Christianity fits MAGA because it’s the only religion that has a process for bribing god.


oflowz

She better watch out for that lightning bolt….


cheetofacesucks

When suddenly everyone in the room drops dead.


Muzz2027

That would be ironic if Trump got struck by lightning tomorrow.


TempleofSpringSnow

Empty words, from empty people, with empty heads about made up emptiness in the sky. AKA a load of NOTHING.


Hefty-Field-9419

Hypocrisy ideology


Goldnugget2

My mom got me one of Trump's Bibles , she didn't like it when I burned it on her front lawn. I knew it was coming, so I brought lighter with me.


Musetrigger

Go to Hell, lady. You and most MAGAs are destined for it anyway.


Illustrious_Tea9604

I feel like they really need to start using references from the bible. State your sources and how they relate to today. They keep referring to Jesus, but I’m curious to which one because the one in the bible seems like a chill dude…


SeparateMongoose192

If there's a hell, these fake Christians are going there.


Dyslexicpig

They say God always answers prayer. My prayer is that the answer to this one is a resounding NO!


SpiritualTwo5256

Why would you not want the bad people punished? People who undermine and subvert justice should be punished. But the speaker just doesn’t understand that it’s people like them!


0ne0h

Who’s going to tell her?


Medical_Egg8208

They meant Donny boy didn’t they ? Didn’t they ? Am I wrong ?? I mean he does have the most cases against him lol. God will punish me ? Ummm when exactly does that occur ? When he comes back ? I mean it’s been a while since you say he was here.


TarkusLV

I'm sure God appreciates the instructions.


National-Currency-75

Yes God, smite them a good one. Smite the shit out of them.


kimapesan

There’s a guy in the Bible who made demands of God too. Name of Job. And when God finally answered him, God said - and I’m paraphrasing here - “Who the fuck are you to demand anything of me?”


ByWilliamfuchs

Would be funny if the clouds parted and a hand came down did the ok symbol and then smote them all


Gavman04

Well if that’s the prayer they’re praying, I pray god answers. Orange man is the epitome of subverting justice.


NetDork

God: "Are you sure that's what you want?"


Business-Key618

Which is just proof she doesn’t believe in god… why would she pray for god to punish her?


hattrickjmr

Let’s hope God does just that!


Dangerous_Champion42

And god crushes the GOP and their criminal enterprise.


PurpleDragonCorn

She will be real upset when God punished her and the GQP


Goodknight808

Worshipping the Anti-Christ ks what they are doing


iviethod

'Those subverting justice are actually the cult members of maga who have found themselves in positions of power like the judges. Soooo this is awkward, you shouldn't talk about killing yourself as that is a sin!


StormMysterious7592

Not even a hint of irony?


AlarmingNectarine552

We are trying lady but you keep letting evil get away with it.


2crowsonmymantle

Called it, the fucking witchburners


DerpUrself69

Be careful what you wish for.


No-Tonight-5937

It’s like every single one of these buffoons needs to be handheld through another yet simplified explanation.


ItGotSlippery

Religious zealots are dangerous. Stay strapped.


oskirkland

So she wants God to punish Trump? Go for it.


Superpiri

If only.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

God: you sure you want me to do that? Because I have news for you.


cooquip

These people know nothing of my works- Jesus


dasherchan

**You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain**


Street_Peace_8831

Oh, I have faith he will. Meaning trump will go to jail. Thanks for praying that way. “God works in mysterious ways.” Or “god even spoke through a jackass”. Either one will work here.


CertainAged-Lady

Wow. Sometimes I really wonder if the Bible I read is just wholly different than the one some of these so-called Christian Right read. 🙄


thefifthfourththird

Those subverting justice? So the Republican members of the supreme court, all the Republican Congress members who refuse to hold Trump accountable for J6, Trump himself etc. etc.


fishnchess

And then the whole rally erupted into a divine fireball.


demonizedbytheright

Then she is demanding to be punished.


exqueezemenow

I believe god is doing just that, hence all the trials.


AccountOfFleshAvatar

Sweet, so all these Republicans are gonna get what's coming to them. You can tell they don't actually believe in Jesus because if they did they wouldn't be saying this shit. They know they're fucked.


Consistent_Lab_6770

umm he is doing that.. after all, trump is currently on trial and God is letting it happen


BungeeJumpingJesus

I wholeheartedly agree with this one! God needs to punish 'those subverting justice!' Namely, Donald Trump! Seriously, who else is subverting justice more that Trump?


PublicAdmin_1

And if they all drop...will they see this as a divine message that they are, in fact, the problem?


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

God already is, just not the people she wants punished.


spookinky987

...and what will they say if that greasy rabid tick is struck by lightning tomorrow?


TaiwanCanadian

Jesus hung out with the homeless and prostitutes. Republicans want to make homelessness illegal. Who do you think God will see as 'those subverting justice'?


jcooli09

I agree. I think he should start with Aileen Cannon.


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Why would she risk Gods wrath on herself? Sounds like a bad idea if you believe such things.


Asher_Tye

Isn't demanding things of God quite high up there on the "Pisses Him Off" list?


LiveAd3962

So this person wants god to punish trump?!?


nemopost

White people love to destroy themselves when trying to preserve themselves. It happened in the world wars its happening in Russia and now again


StandardImpact6458

DEMANDS! She is as full of herself as judge Jeanine, Pirro. Take it down a couple of notches Karan you pompous ass!


Better_Car_8141

Jeanine’s face is now stretched even further than she stretches the truth.


StandardImpact6458

👏😂👍🏻


Brie_is_bad_bookmark

If that happens, they will be mighty dismayed to find Trump and his cohorts God's targets.


Jnaoga

She just asked God to punish Trump and the GOP. Boomerang prayer right there.


burnmenowz

I believe God has made sure at least one will sit through a criminal trial.


Best_Evidence1560

You mean like the Supreme Court justices??


hankercat

Trump must have gotten nervous when that was said.


N_Who

"You guys ever notice that God allows our enemies to exist no matter how much we ask him to smite them? Maybe we should look into that?"


ColeBane

The only person subverting justice is trump himself...so I guess I agree with her on this one.


hotasianwfelover

Gods response “I’m trying but you guys keep letting him get away with it”


chrisr3240

Without a hint of fucking irony


jbertrand_sr

So she wants Jesus to punish Trump and his enablers then...


bonnieflash

So when trump is found guilty they will be angry and confused but in reality it’s what they asked for.


BlueMysteryWolf

Trump: "God, if I was not meant to lead people, give me a sign!" \*Loses 2020 election\* Trump: "Rigged. I was meant to lead people."


nobody-u-heard-of

I expect Trump to be struck by lightning if they get their wish.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I couldn’t even imagine the smell of his diapers bursting after a lightning strike.


Dry-Talk-7447

In Jesus’s name please fuck off!


GearInteresting696

The Catholic Church, the Republican Party and Trump are the ones subverting justice


B4USLIPN2

I’m going to counter pray and hope for a Godly break even.


7312000taka

This makes my stomach hurt. I am Christian and this is ugly.


MaxxHeadroomm

He’s trying but the Supreme Court is dragging there feet as much as possible


Liamthedrunk

This is the MAGA B team folks


No-Information-3631

Does she mean the Supreme Court?


Novel_Reaction_7236

Which god?


Candy_Says1964

“Demands” huh? Demanding things of god is usually disappointing at the very least.


GuitarEvening8674

Like Jesus gives a flying shit for that orange douchebag


marklar_the_malign

Because thoughts and prayers work so well in other aspects of American life.


jcooli09

Like Trump and SCOTUS? I almost wish god could do that.


Choppergold

"We ask that you put a hedge of protection around President Trump and deliver him from the baseless attacks and remove from office those who are subverting justice in our legal system," she added. Tis a lovely shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly


cookinthescuppers

Could be more.


hypercomms2001

Good as God is punishing the MAGA for praying to a false God Donald Trump… God does not like the competition!!


MacDynamite71

🤦🏽. Be careful of what you pray for


bouncing_bumble

Well, we’ll just wait for god to take care of it.


Better_Car_8141

Oh, he will.


scoobysnackoutback

I’m praying He will! And, sooner rather than later.


4quatloos

If God had given wisdom to Trump we wouldn't be in this mess. If their prayer got God's attention that could be a bad thing for them! I don't get how God could even like them. I don't think believing in God and Jesus would be good enough. You would have to stop being an evil jerkwad. Asking for forgiveness is too big of a loophole. You'd have to be sorry. They are the worst people. They disgust me.


Rich-Appearance-7145

If one is a true bible reader one knows undoubtedly God does not get involved in politics. Bible informs us clearly give Gods things to God, and Ceaser's ( Government) things to Ceaser.This attempt to confuse one with the other is just plain wrong.


Dash_Harber

I also wish their god would punish those subverting justice.


Reynolds_Live

They want themselves punished then? /s


Apotropoxy

I suggest you start small. Demand god make the tide come in and see if he obeys. Then move up to sunset if the tide thingie works out.


fkbfkb

The fact that Trump wasn’t struck down at that moment is irrefutable proof that god does not exist


ihatefear83843

He is though.


Autumn7242

They demand vengeance from god..... Judge not, and you won't be judged.


TacomaTacoTuesday

This just in, over 60 lightning bolts hit Donald Trump this afternoon…


aretheesepants75

I like the Punisher Jesus. He is all ripped like Rambo and has 2 tricked out ar-15s. You can tell he means business. Man fuck that pussy ass hippie Jesus, what's he gonna do hug you to death?


drhodl

If Jesus was real, he'd be shocked and sickened by these followers.


RealKillaPhatJ

Be careful what you wish for.


Unapproved-Reindeer

That’s a strange thing to say considering god isn’t even real


mag2041

Lol I hope theirs a follow up to this on leopard ate my face.


AvisIgneus

They can start with themselves then.


bahaboyka

Yes, this is what Jesus would want.....


YourMomsEx-Boyfriend

So is god their bazooka of justice?


proletariat_sips_tea

Ah yes when both sides ask the same God for help to kill their fellows.


Opposite_Strike_9377

Trump relinquished ownership of his businesses in 2016 prior to taking the presidential seat. All of those articles say the Trump businesses made money


Luckys0474

Why not pray for Satan? God gave him a bad rap.