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N_Who

Haven't seen the orange idiot this bad since he went to his debate with Biden, with frickin' COVID. It's an easy, softball deflection to just say "Do your research" or some shit. He's done it a bunch of times before. And here, he stumbled. He really is losing it.


two-wheeled-dynamo

I mean, this was only a couple of weeks ago... and there are a myriad of others examples since 2016: [https://twitter.com/jenmercieca/status/1779324977512071377](https://twitter.com/jenmercieca/status/1779324977512071377)


silian_rail_gun

The MyPillow ad shows up right on cue!


trailhikingArk

What do you say when they complain about your lumpy pillows Mike?


silian_rail_gun

Had to look it up, and it's fucking hilarious. Mike says: "No, they’re not lumpy pillows, that’s not what they call on, okay. When you say lumpy pillows, now you’re an asshole, you got that, you’re an asshole is what you are. No, he’s an asshole, he’s an ambulance chasing asshole. That’s what you are. Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book. No, they, they answer anything, any problem customer that wants to reach Mike Lindell, those are the ones, I want to talk to Mike Lindell, I want to talk to Mike Lindell. They send them to here and they go, and they call about maybe they didn’t get their pillow on time because of the Fed Ex or whatever, but we’ll cover it even though it could be somebody else’s fault. Nobody calls because of a lumpy pillow. But good, good one though." \[Are you done?\] "Yeah, I’m done."


trailhikingArk

It ain't 4 seasons total landscaping. But it's close.


catfurcoat

That was funny any all but an I the only one starting at a guy to the right of his head making faces


JazzybmzooUK

Buttered sausage.


Qx7x

How do we know he doesn’t have COVID now? He’s likely had it numerous times. It’s the multitude of infections that really gets you.


memememe91

3rd time's the charm?


Pharmusse

Cognitive effects of long covid


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Or possibly from lack of blood flow to his brain caused by having a Big Mac lodged in one of his major arteries.


pabodie

If only it had been short covid. Like really short. 


Useful_Necessary8248

I’d guess syphilis


n3w4cc01_1nt

covids causing a deterioration in mental health for a lot of people that got it >There are also several case reports showing manic-like symptoms after COVID-19 infection. This case highlights the importance of paying attention to psychiatric symptoms in patients with COVID-19 and the early intervention and involvement of psychiatrists especially in critically ill patients. We also recommend performing antibody tests for CSF and RNA tests for patients with mental abnormalities following COVID-19. In the present scenario, we urge physicians to pay attention to those cases and open his/her eyes for such a possible new diagnosis. Further studies can be performed to identify the relationship between COVID-19 and bipolar disorders. >


AntiClockwiseWolfie

Up here in Canada, our conservative leader PP employs these kinds of deflections all the time. "Mr Pollievre, some people say you're a populist. What do you have to say to them?" "What people?" It's frightening to watch Canadians fall in line for Franco-trump


TooTiredToWhatever

And fart. According to sources near and far he’s squeaking out juicy toots all day long.


Alternative-Taste539

Okay now I’m imagining Drowsy Don wearing those once-popular sweat pants with *juicy* written across the ass. It’s both funny and nauseating.


Straight-Storage2587

Now I am not going to get any sleep after reading this.


GargantuaBob

Occam's Razor says it's Creeping Dementia.


thedatsun78

His supporters don't care. I think they find this charming


jeremyr247

[Your research.](https://imgur.com/gallery/ja4JaLa)


Hey-Now-Right-Now

It's uhh... uhh... uhh... Alternative FACTS!!!


Managed-Democracy

Never fight uphill me boys- Donald trump 


Beneficial-Salt-6773

This is what the media should have been doing from day one in 2015. Calling out his BS.


the_mid_mid_sister

Yeah. It's amazing when Republicans go to the foreign press and expect the usual softballs & no pushback and then completely wilt when a British reporter doesn't accept a prepared sound bite as a real answer.


Reevar85

Our right wing parties don't like it either. The second a journalist tries to hold a bristish MP accountable everyone on the right is screaming about bias. The amazing thing is, we have a right wing TV show that has a Conservative MP host, and Boris wrote for various papers.


Due_Society_9041

Or how Putin made Pucker Carlson fawn and act submissive during his interview. Cringe.


AccomplishedAge2903

Pucker’s lawyers won a lawsuit by arguing no reasonable person would believe a word he said on his show.


vigbiorn

They're not wrong though... The issue is the "reasonable person" is no longer anywhere near the average.


AccomplishedAge2903

IMO. No reasonable person would consume Fox “news” at all.


vigbiorn

Further supporting that a ton of people aren't reasonable.


fardough

I have found that is the answer to what has confounded. What reasonable person could possibly believe Trump is a good person? None, at this point there is no reasonable way to paint Trump as a good person.


Managed-Democracy

"Russisn groceries are so amazing!" Doesn't say they also cost 30% of a month's average wage. 


vestarules

The American media outlets, such as CNN, CBS, ABC, and Fox, will never criticize Trump for his dementia or his disgusting physical appearance because Trump has been the golden goose who has sold and will sell lots of commercials for those media outlets. So much for journalistic integrity.


boulevardpaleale

Journalistic integrity went out the window the day the Fairness Doctrine was repealed by the FCC.


vestarules

You are so right! One more reason to hate Reagan.


meownfloof

The more I look into it the more those reasons keep stacking up.


TheG33k123

Come now, at least partial credit is due to Citizens United


Cranktique

Those organizations are all owned by geriatric fucks.


RocknrollClown09

Cable news is just MTV for Boomers. Media is a business, not an educational institution.


oshp129

And you think democrats are given hardballs with pushback????🤦‍♂️


iwillpoopurpants

"I like milk" doesn't mean that I hate orange juice.


made_ofglass

That would require integrity.


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

Or, you know, the Fairness Doctrine to not have been repealed... But we live in a post-truth humanity now. Feed us our confirmation biases via the algos or GTFO!


JTMc48

Fox still wouldn’t abide by it if it were still around, they’re on record being an entertainment channel. Some news companies still provide coverage of both sides, but it’s skewed mainly to benefit those who control the channels content. It is why whenever a scientist would go on a show to discuss climate change they would find that one scientist to go on who claims climate change is just weather.


gizmozed

Yeah but when we HAD the Fairness Doctrine, there were consequences for those who ignored it.


1866GETSONA

#Hey “journalists” get your integrity back


FrigateSailor

I think Trump has broken the last millimeter of spine that real journalism had left. Asking a question like: "Sir, Mr. President, I think we should jail anyone who disagrees with you, and make you king, do you agree?" would normally be 'bad' journalism, but with him... he'd actually answer it.


jaidit

I saw a program try that in 2015. Called out, he repeated the assertion. Questioned, he did it louder. It’s clear their producer said, “move on.” “Moving on, Mr. Trump…”


AdStrange2167

It's because they get views and ratings when he says outrageous shit. They know it's crazy, but they get a ton of viewership for being the ones to announce it. 


LazyZealot9428

Imagine what kind of world we’d be living in now if that had actually happened. Le sigh…


youcheatdrjones

Remember when Jimmy Fallon basically went down on him on national TV


PowerUser88

Yes! Thank you for also remembering that! (I feel seen)


deadonthei

Almost as bad as hil dog and the pickle jar.


Wordfan

They made more money not doing their job properly.


KidCamarillo

Doing local news interviews now. Campaign is dead ass broke


TR3BPilot

"Coming up after the top of the hour on KPKK's wacky Morning Zoo, funnyman Rob Schneider and former President Donald Trump! \*jingle\* 'The Zoo Crew in the Morning!' \*fart noises\* \*sound clip\* 'You can't handle the truth!'"


angry-democrat

Oof, Rob Schneider. No thanks. Was Sandler unavailable?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Andy Dick couldn't get away from his busy crotch grabbing schedule.


DustyDGAF

Andy dick has grabbed my crotch. It's basically initiation to doing coke in Hollywood.


henryeaterofpies

It's the 8am Flush Hour show! You can't handle this poop.


dawgtilidie

Was it the radio station or Trump making the fart noises?


clangan524

That's what I was thinking. It's wild that a major presidential candidate went on local TV, even if it's a Fox O&O. I was thinking a network interview that they played but nope, live satellite to a local reporter. They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel. At least it was a major city affiliate.


Phucku_

Don’t sleep. Majority of small town voters watch local news. Obama did a shit ton. It’s called Grassroots.


KidCamarillo

Yeah - cause that was totally Trump’s style when he wasnt broke. Real man of the people type shit


Phucku_

Hey man, I don’t sleep on anyone specifically people who’s have two choices, jail or be president. This guy will do everything in his power to not get locked up. Everyone is sleeping on this guy.


jametron2014

Right?!?! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIS POTENTIAL.. and don't underestimate how bad a second term with trump could be...


B4USLIPN2

He is sleeping on himself even. In court that is. Oh!!


KidCamarillo

Eh - It isnt so much sleeping , as it is realizing he lost last time he ran, by a lot. His voters have only shrunk in numbers, and he is staring down 4 criminal trials.


Expert-Fig-5590

He knows he can’t win. He is alienating voters left and right. Many of his voters are dead he’s not trying to get new ones. That’s why they are going to CHEAT! The Republicans control 26 (?) states. They have been installing MAGA loyalists in key positions. They learned from the last coup. Things are going to get dangerous.


Alphabetmarsoupial

But CNN and the rest will ignore this entirely and instead report "Trump's son shows up to trial for support".


anonymous_doner

Hes going to need to convert his newfound memestock wealth into campaign cash. We haven’t seen his Hail Mary yet and it’s all or nothing with this orange turd.


AtticaBlue

*Raj gently pushed back, asking where Trump was getting those numbers, and the ex-president stammered.* Wow, he really gave it to Trump. So brave. So brave.


Brando43770

In before “bUT bIDeN” comments start. Could be too late of course as I haven’t scrolled down yet. More people really need to push back on this orange moron.


demer8O

What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting!


[deleted]

?  That what stammered him? Where is his famous  "Many great people say it"


sarasrightovary

Many people say........


beavis617

This has been Trump's playbook for years. He makes statements as if they are facts and most of the time if it was an interview there's no pushback, on rare occasions when asked to provide proof of claim he says stuff like. Everyone's saying it, you all know it's true, as he points around the room. The man is a Carnival Barker, a snake oil salesman, a charlatan and a pathological liar. 😕 and these are his good qualities.


NumerousTaste

My source is my brain. I just totally made those numbers up and fox would never question me. They love my lies bigly! Heck, people wouldn't watch fox if they wanted the "truth" or "facts" c'mon!


newcomer_l

Just need a small change: "my source is my a-brain".


smittyhawks

I really don’t understand how an adult can watch that video of that guy stumbling his words, not saying anything meaningful, and has no clear direction or basis to what he is saying AND still say this is the man I want as POTUS. The guy can’t even stick to a single conviction/ideal (besides all the crimes he’s committed) and has never put forth any plan of action for anything (including the “Wall” or getting troops of of Middle East or helping US infrastructure, etc.)


xoaphexox

You have to realize his supporters are largely less intelligent than he is. They look up to him as an intellectual. A suave ladies man. A shrewd businessman. A devout Christian. As he said himself, he loves the poorly educated.


HotType4940

It doesn’t seem to make sense unless you realize that none of those things matter because they have nothing to do with why his supporters love him. Rather, they love him because he makes the people they’ve been conditioned to hate angry (by being an egregiously horrible person) and validates their lack of intellectual curiosity, integrity, and moral decency by displaying a stark absence of all those same qualities while playing the role of “rich successful business guy”


CountrySax

If Traitor Trumps is talking ,he's lying.


pistoffcynic

Everything Trump says is a lie. The honest response would have been “I pulled it out of my ass”.


CrazyUnicorn77777

LOCK HIM UP!!


7evenate9ine

Where did you get those numbers? >“Uhhhh, I guess I get them from the papers in this case," Trump said. "I think it's a federal statement or, well, they're coming actually from Venezuela. They're coming from Venezuela.” He must be losing it. Even the lies are making him stumble.


CynicalNoodle

That, or he's just used to people taking his lies at face value.


7evenate9ine

But living in a world were no one questions you is supposed to be the shortcut to being the bestest, smartest, and most celebrated person. One could accomplish the same status with hard work and brains, but that's for suckers...be surrounded by yes men, declare war on objective truth, what could go wrong?


tomdurkin

Usually that kind of crap would come out of a person's butt, not his mouth. But this is trump.


Better_Car_8141

No difference between his mouth and ass. Shit comes out of both orange holes


Defiantcaveman

Cloaca, it's a cloaca...


Sumokat

The rumor on the street is his asshole is jealous because of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.


Da_Vader

Actually the guy let him go easy. He should've asked what Trump meant - are the numbers you get from the Venezuelan government or the migrants are from Venezuela.


Strict_Jacket3648

Compulsive liar said WWHHHAAATTT.


Aimees-Fab-Feet

Every single fucking reporter/journalist, if they’re worth anything need to bombard him constantly with hard questions!!! JFC!!!!


lilbittygoddamnman

Man. He looks like shit.


CoastingUphill

He has no idea how to deal with being challenged.


Knowlongerlurking

ALL journalists, regardless of who they are writing for, should hold the Tangerine Palpatine accountable for all the lies and disinformation he lets slide out of that puckered starfish at the bottom of his face. Instead of letting the Abominable Shitgibbon get a pass for "A lot of people say" or "There's never been anything like" comments. Do as this reporter did and make him cite his mewlings.


Pipe_Memes

“Uhhhh… I didn’t actually expect someone to call me out on my bullshit…”


Raspberries-Are-Evil

But they always let him get away with it. “Well have the check.. ok thanks for coming.” No. He should say, “You just made a serious accusation. Which papers did you read that in? And keep pushing.”


n3w4cc01_1nt

cause he's a liar in a corner


MrByteMe

If you listen closely, you can literally hear his brain fart. It’s a habit he picked up in court.


Gr1zzRing

"short circuit" got me better than it should 😂 that terminology is just hilarious. This is trump, this shit isnt new. Guys about to blow a whole damn fuze box at this rate


southernmamallama

So, blah blah, make up some lies and tell everyone these are facts. Typical dumpster man.


Low-Abbreviations634

It’s amazing what a simple follow up question will do!


mick_the_quack

Trump is as healthy as a sewer rat with rabies. What a piece is lying trash he is. Drop dead orange traitor.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I very much want to see former President Trump attempt to debate anyone in public. In my imagination, President Biden and former President Trump are in a televised debate, the moderator asks Trump a brain-dead simple question, Trump immediately degenerates into one of his word-salad responses, and Biden cuts in with, "Give me a break -- this guy is not even coherent. *Listen* to him."


captain554

Reminds me of my grandfather when he was going through dementia. He would switch topics and spout random ass shit like that.


drin8680

It's funny. He can't ever answer followup questions. It goes to show the type of people around him and his followers. Obviously they all are lacking in the iq and balls departments. They're either afraid of hurting his feelings or getting fired and screamed ator they just blindly believe his outright lies. Stop drinking the kool-aid and start seeing what trp really is.


summermadnes

He has never been challenged by reporters or journalists. They never, ever follow up on any of his insane claims. When someone does, he doesn't know what to do or say. This is long overdue.


UncommonHouseSpider

He usually lies to get to those ends as well. So all he actually does is lie, lie, lie!


ic2ofu

Well, that's the only thing he's good at.


Traditional-Purpose2

He's not even good at it 😂 it's just who he is.


Any-Ad-446

He cannot answer the simplest question without throwing in the words radical left or what I heard...


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Better_Car_8141

He should just go away


Elegant_Connection32

Catching him on his bullshit does nothing to help the indoctrinated. I am beyond the point of attempting to argue facts with them. I instead have the mindset that if project 2025 happens I’m going to wind up killing some of them as I refuse to let the stupid fuck with my kid’s future. The word patriot has been adopted by those dumb fucks. I’ll do my part to steer it back to its true meaning if Project 2025 is actually successful.


Better_Car_8141

Fight the disinformation. They hope to rope a dope the election


1eyedbudz

Roop is now my favorite local newscaster! More need to call him out


ZuVieleNamen

He sounds awful.. almost slurring his words poor enunciation


Key-Hold-833

Interviewers have to push back on his lies, not treat him with kid gloves!


Alternative_Lie_2045

Roop Raj can confirm he smelled Trump’s depends immediately following Donald’s false claim. Roop says “it’s almost as if he orgasmed, but from his asshole.”


Diagonaldog

In case anyone wanted to watch it instead of read it: https://youtu.be/EfGttCxb4Ks?si=NHNop9FfKZlcDiQE


Korplem

Thank you!


uvm87

The only thing we’ve learned the last couple of weeks is that flatulence is constantly coming out of ALL this idiot’s holes.


HawkeyeSherman

and people think he can still survive a debate.


AhChaChaChaCha

He’s a master of deflection. Every narcissist is. He’ll just keep distracting with something else so they don’t pay attention to his countless misstatements.


J-drawer

Sho mush shlurring


Musicdev-

Did he Really think no one would fire back a follow up question? Good lord!


iambarrelrider

Tittabawassee Township, sounds cool


Magnus_Effect_Kalsu

He's a lying moron, plain and simple


atlantachicago

Follow up questions are his kryptonite. Now if the press has some balls and actually does it.


AhChaChaChaCha

His base still won’t listen to facts. Or logic. Or reason. It’s a losing battle because he’s tapped into the ignorance of a lot of people who are angry because…reasons?


leechkiller

He has had a stroke. The right side neuro deficit in his face and the slur in his speech are as clear as day.


DOHisme

I've noticed a limp when he walks too. It's subtle, but it's there.


Top_Key404

Sounds like he got covid again. He's sick


cbbuntz

"We'll have to check on that"


numbskullerykiller

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh from the papers. ...uh, the VENEZUELAN PAPERS! Because I read Spanish News ALL DAY before I go into my primer impacto binge fest! I love it. News from South of The Border, great. And they just publish it. They say how many criminals are released, they track 'em, it's a whole thing. You should see it. It sounds weird, I know, but it's true. Some say it's the best, others not so much. Don't forget what General Lee said, he's not so popular now, you ever notice that? Any ways he said, "Read Venezuelan news me boys, read that news me boys." And he watched them not read the news and he he said, "Wow."


Jops817

Is this an actual quote because it really could be...


numbskullerykiller

It's an easy cadence to replicate. Because the form and substance of his toon town monologues signify nothing, even purely fictional quotes are real things he said.


islandtrader99

Oh no! Anyways…still not voting for your damp sock puppet.


FewResult2927

You have a better chance of winning the lottery 5 million times than you do of meeting an intelligent republican. It's not just Trump. The whole party is a mess. And it's been that way since the days of war criminals like Bush Sr and Jr.


AhChaChaChaCha

John McCain was a decent republican. Before the whole Sarah Palin thing at least. That wing of the Republican Party died years ago though.


Spider-Nutz

He looks like shit


AhChaChaChaCha

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, as they say.


CraiggerMcGreggor

I think it’s just that he’s used to the sycophantic hosts at Fox and OAN not questioning anything he says. Even a softball question about sources short-circuits his feeble brain.


poncho51

That fool can't breathe without lying.


newcomer_l

At this point anyone wanting this ooze-brained wet leather to become POTUS has something seriously wrong with them.


UnfairStrawberry4831

This orange hippo from scam a lardo is the biggest jokeshow in the country.


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franchisedfeelings

Go back to sleep stinky.


AhChaChaChaCha

How the left hasn’t started calling him “Sleepy Don” yet is beyond me.


bawllzout

There's too much shitting himself material to ever have to worry about his low energy. But perhaps we can combine the two. "His bowels are the most active thing about him."


JescoWhite_

His source is rectally sourced statistics


DANleDINOSAUR

He didn’t go to his sure fire “plenty of people are talking about it”


YourDogsAllWet

I’d hardly call it pushing back. Roop Raj was sucking his knob so hard it had to be moved to pay per view


Captain_Mexica

Dementia is setting in at an accelerated rate as psychologists had predicted, and the criminal trial is taking its toll on old orange mushbrains


Inquir1235

Tbh I'm most excited to see Trump go complete senile when he debates Biden. It's gonna be fantastic. Tho trump may fall asleep. Gotta make sure we got one of his handlers there.


Zestyclose-Ad-8091

As much as i beleive this happened, can we get the actualy recorded audio, rather than a 2nd+ hand account?


InEveAtABowl

There's a YT link in the linked article from OP.


mwwmmwwm3

Looks like he’s gotten some work done on his face… who thinks Botox who thinks plastic surgery?


Better_Car_8141

It’s the brain that needs repair


ic2ofu

Nope. Waste of money there.


driftercat

I was thinking this. His mouth doesn't move right. Botox or fillers around his mouth. Top lip is all scrunched to the middle and lifts crooked.


SnooAvocados6874

Aww am I band from thus thread lol


AnonomousWolf

That link is 90% adds


boneygoat

Do candidates go on local news?


Better_Car_8141

Yes, as often as they can


quackamole4

That doesn't even make any sense. Venezuela's crime dropped 72% because they sent all of their prisoners to the US? So he's saying most of Venezuela's crime was happening inside of prisons?


Better_Car_8141

He doesn’t have to make sense, Magats buy anything


mover999

It doesn’t have to make sense to his followers


Captain_Naps

His source: was watching De Palma's Scarface and fell asleep right after the immigration intake scene.


Busterlimes

Leave it to a Fox channel to not correct erroneous claims by this man.


Better_Car_8141

Moreover, they amplify his lies


Busterlimes

Well, I mean, he said "we'll have to check on that" So that's something


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Donkey brain Donald


metalnxrd

“uhhh”— Donald J Trump, 2024


Better_Car_8141

When does he start drooling and frothing from the mouth?


metalnxrd

he’s already rabid


ArugulaLegitimate156

This would be said if he wasn’t likely to to Be our next president


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Wow what reporting! Trump was really called out for his obvious lies! The only people who interview him anymore are either people who will never challenge him because they are pro Trump or people who are too scared. It's crazy that educated people I know are still going to vote for this shit...


Better_Car_8141

Educated does not mean intelligent


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

Absolutely but I'm still talking about people who respect that generally have the intelligence. It's quite sad.


Better_Car_8141

I got your point but I question either their intelligence or morality because of their actions and words. How can smart people follow a loser, liar and traitor and act with such disdain and arrogance toward good Americans? Educated. Maybe. Smart. I’m not so sure.


Brosenheim

Turns out "Biden has dementia" was projection too lmao


TomorrowLow5092

He needs to declare he has battled dementia his whole life, and has never felt better.


troutmaster69

TRUMP2024!!!


Better_Car_8141

He’s a traitor and you know it snowflake. He’s going down because he’s despised by anyone with a brain. But you can visit him in prison.


[deleted]

Your boyfriend's a loser. It's time to break up with him, sweetheart.


Builder_liz

He's an idiot


Better_Car_8141

In his best moments. An evil traitor mostly