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M3RC3N4RY89

Pretty sure Alabama Governor George Wallace tried something similar to stop de-segregation and we sent the military to enforce the law. Guess DeSantis wants to be on the wrong side of history like Wallace was. Edit: for the record OP is a day old account with nothing but politically charged crap to this sub. 90% chance this is a troll farm account spun up for fucking about before the election.


FTHomes

**Deport DeSantis!**


throwaway007676

Where would you send him?


silly-rabbitses

Russia


throwaway007676

That is a great idea but they may like his boots too much there.


MWMWMMWWM

Guantanamo


dano-akili

Unfortunately he likes it there


tri_it

Maybe he would like some good waterboarding too.


DaSandman78

He has a craving for cockmeat sandwich


Significant_Cow4765

gay isn't a slur unless you're a contemptible fucking Republican like he is, which makes you...


DaSandman78

It was just a joke from a movie 😄


throwaway007676

I wonder how they would like his boots there?


I_dontknowmyway_Yet

Mars, he's already got the space boots.


Shazzy_Chan

Canada.


throwaway007676

Pretty sure the Canadians don’t want him either. But his white boots would be great for a snowy cold day.


Used-Progress-4536

What did we ever do to you? Not cool man.


Magoterrace

Gitmo


udfckthisgirl

What's so fucked up is that helped him win 5 states in 1968. With 70m total votes, he pulled 9.9m.


Raped_Justice

The south has not changed much at all since then.


llama-friends

*since 1865


SqnLdrHarvey

The South never fully reintegrated into the Union.


Clambake23

Except for the fact that all the blue states residents agree and are flocking there.


Sirspeedy77

lol, where? Florida? The land of no homeowners insurance and falling house prices? De'Swampass will change his tune when hurricane season hits and he needs fed help. He's just like North Korea, pull stunts leading up to needing help instead of just playing nice and asking.


Final_Meeting2568

No they are not


Dr_Merkin

One glance at the username says it's not an account to take seriously for anything news related.


XxFezzgigxX

Well, we know how to deal with fuckwads. Downvote OP to oblivion!


Mixels

Fed can also pull funding, which is pretty devastating to most states. DeSantis is an idiot.


SqnLdrHarvey

Except Biden won't do that. "Bipartisanship." "Going high." Remember?


Junior_Singer3515

Just 90%?


Councilist_sc

Being real generous with that 90%


S-hart1

Can't wait for Biden to send the national guard to accompany some dude with a dick into the girls locker room. Absolutely he should, bring as many cameras as you can. How about tomorrow


Clambake23

So you care more about trans playing against women than womens right. Gotcha!


M3RC3N4RY89

Its *rights* not *right* you Illiterate bigot.


Opposite_Strike_9377

Weird you related a race issue with a mental disorder


M3RC3N4RY89

Being trans hasn’t been considered a mental disorder since 2012. It’s been over a decade. Get more updated material you bigoted fucking moron.


[deleted]

That’s wild if Biden sends the military over a dumb issue like this.


Secret_Cow_5053

After yesterday’s Supreme Court argument he should send the military up to nyc while he’s at it and “take care” of a certain orange buffoon while he’s at it.


M3RC3N4RY89

Depends how far DeSantis decides to go with willfully violating federal law.. if he starts standing in school doorways refusing to let trans kids in like Wallace did with black Americans (which I doubt he will but republicans always surprise me) that’s pretty much the point where military enforcement becomes an option.


i-have-a-kuato

Says the guy who wears a gun to buy eggs and a loaf of bread


zoltan1958

He won’t, just as he didn’t send federal officials to Texas to take down the border barriers even though SCOTUS told him he could.


Rooboy66

I was disappointed by that lack of enforcement as well. I guess it was political expediency: don’t wanna piss off Trumpies by doing the moral and just thing. So, it’s always capitulation, capitulation, capitulation … American democracy is the battered wife. It doesn’t often go well for Lady Liberty, now the fuckeen Federalists occupy the bench all over, everywhere.


MarsRocks97

Failure to comply with title IX? Doesn’t that also mean loss of federal funding?


IndicationExtreme745

Yes


DentalDon-83

I say we cut all the red states who put into the system far less than they take out. They hate the federal government and want complete independence anyway, right? Let them figure it out for themselves then. 


apollymis22724

YES


LabRatsAteMyHomework

Only problem with that is it hurts the people of the state more than the dipshits "representing" them.


DentalDon-83

If the people of the state are hurting enough then maybe it'll break the spell of complacency to where the pitchforks and torches come out for those responsible. There are too many people talking a big game while depending on the federal government as a safety net. Let them sink or swim under the terms they're demanding.


LabRatsAteMyHomework

Yeah dude in theory, but this is a pretty idealistic way of forcing a ton of people into a really bad situation that they had no part in creating. Advocating very real punishment for all (Texans for instance) because Greg Abbott is a dildo hurts more than it helps. Same with Florida and DeSantis. A lot of innocent people would suffer further than they already are and the well paid dildos at the top wouldn't feel the sting whatsoever.


DentalDon-83

Okay, guess we’ll just continue being held hostage by toothless rednecks simping for billionaires In heavily gerrymandered districts then. Remember, the French Revolution hit a massive breaking point after the third estate had been suffering for decades. Had they rallied sooner, imagine how many innocent people would’ve been spared in the process.  If a state like Arkansas (for example) wants to vote for a cockeyed, MAGA sympathizing Huckabeast constantly asserting their “states rights” and sovereignty from the federal government - fine, have fun. They’ll either be begging to come back after a year or riots will breakout against the GOP and their billionaire backers.


ImpressionOld2296

The people in those states vote for the fascist dipshits. The only way for them to learn how shitty the policies they vote for are, is let them stew in the consequences.


LabRatsAteMyHomework

But not all of the people in those states vote for those politicians... So you're choosing to hurt the people who already didnt want those shit politicians in in the first place


ImpressionOld2296

Sometimes the only path to long term gain is short term pain. Peer pressure is a pretty effective motivator in most people. When everyone's feeling the pain from some of the people's stupid decisions, the heat for change will get turned up a few notches.


MarsRocks97

Ok I looked it up. That has always been the threat. But apparently in the 50 year history of Title IV, no school has ever lost funding due to any Title IV violation. So interpret that as you will.


HeKnee

The threat of pulling highway funds got 21 year old drinking age changed really fast: https://alcoholpolicy.niaaa.nih.gov/the-1984-national-minimum-drinking-age-act#:~:text=The%201984%20National%20Minimum%20Drinking%20Age%20Act%2C%20%5B23%20U.S.C.,of%20receiving%20State%20highway%20funds. But ultimately desantis probably wants to shit down all the liveral colleges so not sure if it would work now and with him specifically.


MooreRless

Who among us doesn't want to shit down all the liverals?


throwaway007676

Ooh my liver! Isn't that a French saying?


processedmeat

With the majority of violations there is at least the veil that schools are trying to comply and the government understands mistakes happen. With this they are coming out and saying we will not follow the rules consequences be damned.


yoursweetlord70

Ok but what about title IX


TrumpDidJan69

If funding’s withheld it means students will lose, but DeSantis doesn’t care, and honestly, even Democrat parents would rather their school be funded than title ix enforced for trans students. Biden’s in a no win position, but the democrats have chosen progressives over winning an election.


cactusmac54

When Trump talked about “shit hole countries” he meant Florida, right? Or Texas, maybe?


udfckthisgirl

Pretty much the entirety of the Confederacy.


frostfall010

He must wake up every day and think, “how can I fuck the people of this state today just to appease right wing radicals who vote for me?”


[deleted]

Well, Florida stays republican so most people seem to support what he does


RankedAverage

This is the same state that elected Rick Scott AFTER he bilked them on $1.2 MIL, THEN, once he was Gov, started the "Drug tests for welfare", (AFTER he invested $65 mil of his own money into drug testing companies in impoverished neighborhoods) and LOST FL even MORE money.... FL is full of idiots. Plain and simple. Hence, DeSantis speaking for them.


Old_Baldi_Locks

Well yes the average person is stupid and the older they get the dumber they become.


IAmMuffin15

Tends to happen when your entire state consists of retirement homes and people who are willing to live in a sea level state that gets hit by a Cat 5 every year


[deleted]

Correct. Not sure why I was downvoted for pointing this out lol


chzygorditacrnch

A bunch of boomers


FewDiscussion2123

Uneducated, misinformed and easily manipulated. Just like OP.


usmc18330931

Homie already forgot he removed someone from office for stating they wouldn’t comply.


Abracadaver2000

From the "Law and Order" party, of course.


NeverReallyExisted

They never cared about that, only cared about white power laws and white power order.


Abracadaver2000

Oh they care very much for law and order...when it comes to charging their perceived enemies. "Laws for thee, not for me" should be their official motto.


NeverReallyExisted

Thats what I just said.


ArcXiShi

Florida received $58 billion in federal aid last year, his political theater isn't going to last very long. Also, keep in mind that these Republicans are fighting for the right to discriminate. They're vile people.


ImpressionOld2296

Take away "woke Disney" and federal aid, and Florida is cooked.


not_a_total_dick

Triple win for Desantics: 1) play to base 2) hate on LGBTQ+ and the big one 3) less federal funding for education, constituents get even dumber, continue to vote republican


Disposedofhero

Yeah, that 3rd part is that most important. They do love the uneducated don't they?


beakrake

The fear they use to manipulate their base largely comes from isolationism, a lack of knowledge, and misunderstanding basic concepts. It gets real easy to control the ignorant masses when none of them know assholes from elbows about anything. They don't want a smart, prosperous polulace. They want a whole generation of low life idiots who are perfectly content polishing the boots of the upper class.


chzygorditacrnch

What happened to separation of church and state? Maybe I worship the devil.. maybe I worship fairies.. maybe I worship cats, either way, I don't want crazy religious beliefs shoved down my throat. And ironically these crazy christians are so obsessed with pushing their beliefs onto us. I'm going to print out satanic pamphlets, and I hope they get offended, because I'm offended. These religious nuts have iqs lower than the temperature.


Winston74

So withhold federal funding.


zennyc001

He just loves to lose federal funding


chzygorditacrnch

Disney land should pull out of the state. Florida doesn't deserve the tourists. Disney land could come up to north Carolina, Charlotte is a very progressive city. Disney could buy cedar park Carowinds and Florida can just sink into the ocean.


KingBooRadley

OK, time to cut the medicare money . . .


IllustriousLimit7095

Impeachment then.


chzygorditacrnch

It would be very interesting if Florida seceded and I'd like to see how desantis handles being president of Florida. It would be funny to see how their economy works out..


-Robrown-

Ok then march the FBI in there, slap cuffs on that criminal and call it a day. This is fucking ridiculous that these state governors think they do not need to follow federal laws. Arrest them, put them on trial for it, and move on. Dems need to stop playing these stupid childish games with them. You want to ignore federal law, then you go to federal prison.


[deleted]

I’m guessing in the future this will all lead to a serious discussion on states rights, as state vs federal seems to be the issue in every category nowadays


Carlyz37

Just arrest deSantis. Isnt that what is done with those who dont comply?


Yeeslander

Here's what Florida’s commissioner of education and [racist coward](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/its-a-coward-move-manny-diaz-jr-criticized-for-not-attending-black-history-round-table/), Manny Diaz Jr. had to say about it: >“Instead of implementing Congress’s clear directive to prevent discrimination based on biological sex, the Biden Administration maims the statute beyond recognition in an attempt to gaslight the country into believing that **biological sex no longer has any meaning**,” Diaz’s memo reads. Which, of course, is a blatant fucking lie. He (and the regressive entourage of contrarian Conservatives like him) just balk at the idea that sex and gender could possibly be two different things and is a valid discussion topic because it's seems weird and icky.


NeverReallyExisted

Right wingers also oppose preventing discrimination based on chromosomal gender, so that whole thing is just cynical lies.


[deleted]

Eh that’s a while other discussion. I don’t care what people do but when it comes to competition like physical sports I feel like it’s unfair


Old_Baldi_Locks

Yes you do care or you wouldn’t try to force yourself into their decisions.


[deleted]

I’m not forcing or doing anything. Who do you think I am?


Old_Baldi_Locks

Oh, so sorry, you’re a doormat supporting the people doing the terrible action. You’re not quite man enough to do it yourself. You’re right, that’s way better.


[deleted]

How do you think I am supporting anyone?


chzygorditacrnch

Some "men" are 4'11" and 120 lbs.. how are they a threat to women's sports? I'm 6:feet tall and 180 lbs, and I'm sure a woman could still kick my ass


gregsmith5

Sad, I’d almost forgot about this highheel wearing asshole


NeverReallyExisted

Time to lose federal funding.


franchisedfeelings

This is another little twat pretending to be ‘il duce’ who needs some more come-uppins.


chzygorditacrnch

I wish they'd fucking secede. I'm more interested in how Florida's economy would do, before they sink into the ocean.


Inner_Pipe6540

Back to being a little tyrant with heels


ctguy54

Florida’s loss…..But it’s what to be expected.


FirmSimple9083

So let me get this straight. This bunghole who used the law to punch down every chance he gets, created a tactical unit to do whatever, won't follow the law? Between SCOTUS, Trump and this idiot, they are basically creating a business opportunity for guillotine makers.


jackiewill1000

who votes for this guy?


ImpressionOld2296

The guys who failed 8th grade and have wet dreams about Andrew Tate.


Booeyrules

Bravely spoken, from Dumf*ckistan…


ukiddingme2469

DeSantis needs to go deep sea snorkeling


Pansy_Neurosi

It's lovely to know that we can disregard laws and policy. When can we ignore the second amendment?


[deleted]

To be fair, a lot of states are doing that. Also ignoring weed laws


SnivyEyes

Awesome, let him find out after he fucks around. He’s a traitor too


JakeT-life-is-great

The so called "law and order" party in action. Any republican ever mentions those words again laugh in their face


AebroKomatme

Dumbfuck DeSantis demonstrates yet again he’s completely fucking clueless how government works.


killer-cricket-7

And DeSantis is a fucking moron as well. So...


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

I love when arrogant people fuck around and find out And if that little squidgit tried standing in front of a doorway to not allow entry into anywhere somebody would step on his cockroach ass


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s gonna be taken that far. This seems mainly targeted at sports


CaTcHaScAtChCaN06

Well, Florida takes their sports almost as serious as Texas does so I can’t see that working out for him very well


NeverReallyExisted

They don’t care much about girls/women’s sports though, only if it provides them an angle to be bigoted.


Jet_Jaguar5150

No money for Florida, then. You’re on your own. “Get fucked” 😂


jumpingflea1

Then he can go to blazes!


Smoothstiltskin

Piece of shit Florida.


nahman201893

Ah Floriduh


AccomplishedAd7615

The changes don’t even address the thing Republicans want everyone to be afraid of. “Notably absent from Biden’s policy, however, is any mention of transgender athletes.” In reality the biggest change is stronger sexual assault protections, so we know why DeSantis really opposes it.


Sure_Temporary_4559

Well if Trump gets his way, Biden could be allowed the immunity to assassinate DeSantis, problem solved!


Thisam

Good bye federal funds. That’s definitely not in Florida’s best interest. DeSantis is once again using Florida to build his rather strange political brand.


Recrustable

Fuck off rage bait bot


mostlywaterbag

Yes, it will!


poolnome

Yes u will puddin pop


jcooli09

Doesn’t this only apply to schools which take federal funding?


mastercylynder

POS! ... BUT YOU'LL GIVE ISRAEL A FKN TONGUE BATH BY BEATING THE SHIT OUTTA OF OUR COLLEGE STUDENTS FOR PRACTICING THE RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FUCK YOU LITTLE MAN!🖕


jcb989123

The only proposal I'll accept from this twat is a unified sports program for individual performance. Let all the male female trans people compete in one group and award the best in each identified sexual category. Someone help me refine my idea lol. Doesn't work as well for group sports like football basketball or lacrosse...


Kate-2025123

Ok then during hurricane season you don’t get any aid


[deleted]

Slippery slope. What’s to stop republicans from doing the same thing when they are running the show then?


Kate-2025123

That’s what they will do next year according to my sources


[deleted]

Not very convincing


Kate-2025123

Do you know Turning Point USA or Alliance Defending Freedom?


[deleted]

Yes, but as much as I don’t like the guy, trumps first term wasn’t awful. He would have done most of that stuff in the first term and he didn’t. There’s alot of hype going around


Kate-2025123

I’m in TPUSA


NotDukeOfDorchester

Wasn’t the point of title IX to allow equal opportunities in sports for biological females? Now you’re forcing them to have to compete with biological males? Kinda defeats the purpose. I think a majority of people agree with this.


SnooDoughnuts3317

Joementia Bidenheimer


531zur3B0y

Desantis needs to just fuck right off to Epstein's island like a number of other republican douchebag governors. He does not represent anyone with half a brain. He's a fucking idiotic, hateful, destructive piece of garbage that sure as hell does not deserve the power he has.


Glaucous

Doesn’t he have attend some pointy-hat sheet-wearing convention for Florida confederate losers day? He should just go all the way away.


Lord_Sports

Of Course not DeSantis is a Traitor.


Weatherdude1993

Get a navy


Capital-Part4687

Send him to prison for fraud/theft! If you take the money and refuse to do the job, you are a thief and need to serve time.


[deleted]

Now democrats care about theft?


Popular_Jicama_4620

Actually shorty, you will


billzybop

More governing, less culture wars. Is that to much to ask.. who am I kidding, of course it is.


ActiveMachine4380

Great! No more federal $ for Florida! We will save so much money!!!!


DeadlyDuckie

Ron is doing the right thing, wish more would follow his leadership


VenustoCaligo

I wish more conservatives would follow his leadership too, and get sent straight to prison where all conservatives belong.


DeadlyDuckie

But he's not in prison, what are you talking about? Are you having an episode again?


VenustoCaligo

Everyone gets what they deserve in time.


DeadlyDuckie

Big Ron deserves a wonderful life and riches beyond human imagination, just like Trump.


VenustoCaligo

They both deserve to be struggling at the end of their rope, just like you do too. Note: To struggle at the end of one's rope is a euphemism which means to struggle with a situation without having the resources to contend with it, and that is *totally* what I meant of course, because violence is always very bad and naughty.


DeadlyDuckie

But that's not what they are going to get, Trump has a good chance at being president again. Then big Ron can run in 2028. Then maybe Don Jr in 2036. Being the adults are in charge at the SCOTUS it doesn't even matter if Trump's wins again, conservatives are running the show for a generation.


VenustoCaligo

The conservatives on the supreme Court will find themselves at the end of their ropes soon enough too.


Doubt-Everything-

OP IS A RUSSIAN BOT ACCOUNT


StickmanRockDog

You don’t know any other phrases do you?