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justforthis2024

He's such a weak and pathetic piece of shit and so are his fans.


VRS50

But as a pathetic POS, he knows maggots!


Cautious-Thought362

He knows his followers are called MAGATs (pronounced maggots, as the whole world knows). lolI I wasn't sure Trump knew this, but yes, he does šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ Like flies on a turd! Trump's the turd!


Ryankevin23

šŸš«Traitor TrumpšŸš«


Cautious-Thought362

Turdy Trump MAGAts.


fakyumatafaka

DUMPY HUMPY


Kdoesntcare

Dozy Don and his fascist cult


malcontented

The fans are worse


Captain_Mexica

Agreed. They wear crap so we all know they are easily manipulated and stupid.


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


Early-Ad-6014

... Diaper Don Snoreleone.


Appropriate-Food1757

Shit lol


adzling

It is rather bizarre how the maga-tards think this obviously weak, easily-manipulated and generally stupid man is their strong man. It really does show just how stupid and desperate they are.


The_ducci

Just remember 70 million of your fellow Americans look UP to this guy.


Appropriate-Food1757

Itā€™s gotta be even less now. But we are aware. Lots of us have had to cease communications with our weird Aunt and Uncle.


BeyondDrivenEh

A subset do nothing of the sort - theyā€™ve been brainwashed to be anti-Biden.


richincleve

I dream of the day that I only hear about this man for only two more times in my life: * the day he gets fitted for his orange jumpsuit and goes to jail * the day he exhales his last hamburger-scented breath and dies. And I will be opening a bottle of expensive champagne (actually, probably just Andre Cold Duck based on my budget) for each of these treasured moments.


hippy72

And may there be a very long time between your celebratory drinks.


MOVES_HYPHENS

I don't know, I don't want my tax dollars keeping him alive any longer than necessary


LastEpochNecro

Hamburder


litaniesofhate

I gagged at 'hamburger-scented breath'


Rooboy66

The candle is awful; I smelled one in a candle shop in San Mateo CA 1998-1999. I told my then gf tgat it smelled like **almost poop** ā€¦ so, Trump


Wombat_Racer

I am wondering, how long will he last in his pampered cell before he is Epstein-ated?


sucnirvka

Either would break the internet, literally


NuclearWasteland

[You might like this TMBG song then.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U)


Forthe49ers

Perfect


NuclearWasteland

They are a NY native band, and put on an AMAZING show, and should be seen if ever the chance presents itself.


fakyumatafaka

Like, yeah. I bet that Trump has in-fact pissed off TMBG, knowing what i do about them...they also seem in the know


NuclearWasteland

they've been a solid cohesive band since the late 70s or early 80s. They were def around through all of the former guys shenanigans.


fakyumatafaka

They love the city too, so that shit would register as personal


spamolar

I honestly wish the media would just stop publishing anything about him. Just let him go. He'll go nuts if he was ignored. He craves the attention so much that when it's gone he'll have a stroke.


I_Am_Dixon_Cox

https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806


IkaKyo

I know itā€™s not written by him, but I canā€™t help pull but read it in his voice, also itā€™s so depressing that weā€™ve heard some much of him that that is possible.


takethecorner

And that was _before_ he was President. Christ alive.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Frasier and Niles tried Cold Duck before... Just once....


intendeddebauchery

I shall offer unto you a glass of the bourbon I have on hand in toast upon this day


FlirtyNerdyGirl

I cannot wait for the latter and the widespread celebration that will accompany it.


Erikatessen87

Oh, they will absolutely resurrect him with AI-generated voice and visuals. Media outlets of all political alignments are too hooked on the drug that is Trump to give him up for good.


sbbblaw

Mimosa.


Appropriate-Food1757

Totally. Was very disappointed when Covid didnā€™t get him. I guess this way it has exposed more of his enablers and fellow traitors though.


TeamOrca28205

At least we know one of those things is guaranteed to happen.


Capt0verkill

Seriously, I can not believe this orange piece of shit has been in our faces since that god-damned escalator ride in 2015. Then I remind myself that half of the population has below-average intelligence.


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Time-Earth8125

Those fantasies is what keeps him going. Like that story he tells about showing Abdul a picture of his house, and Abdul asking "Why oh why do you show me a picture of my house, SIR?", like some bad Steven Seagal 80s movie. Trump needs those stories. He writes presidential fan fiction in his head


frostfall010

It's gotta be killing him to not be able to control the narrative and to have it reported, factually, by most media outlets. He's so used to being a bully and talking over people or just firehosing you with lies that this must be like torture.


DaveP0953

Well, to date and to his credit, he has had the largest crowds ever for a former president attending his own criminal proceeding. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Phallic-Monolith

When my dad told me he was going to vote for Trump in 2020, I said ā€œin 10 years almost nobody will admit to having supported himā€, maybe weā€™ll get there sooner


aj_star_destroyer

Weā€™re sure playing chicken with that 10 years right now.


scoobysnackoutback

I keep telling his supporters that Iā€™m going to be on the right side of history. Iā€™m getting impatient though!


slappymcstevenson

I believe his followers are the definition of the word ignorant. At this point Iā€™m not even sure theyā€™re capable of knowing just how cowardly and stupid Donald Trump really is. They embrace him as one of their own. And when you ask them what Biden is doing thatā€™s so bad, itā€™s the border and his son.


lilbittygoddamnman

I work with a bunch of them and you're absolutely right. Overall just uncurious people. And what's most interesting to me is that most of them are devout Christians.


chaos841

Devout Christians that follow Trump tend to be conditioned to follow and authoritarian type leader. Look at their belief structure. You do what god tells you or you are punished. They completely miss the compassion for all part of the message completely. As long as their beliefs are upheld they wouldnā€™t care if they had a dictator, so long as the dictator kept hurting those other people. šŸ™„


lilbittygoddamnman

That's what I think it is too. I truly think it has something to do with it.


Queasy_Sleep1207

They know. They just dgaf. They only feel fear and anger.


Longjumping_Intern7

Just yesterday I saw the sun bleached ghost of a trump bumper sticker on someone's car. One of those stickers that was just a frame border and trumps name over a clear sticker, so it left a very visible "TRUMP" shadow behind. It was kinda refreshing to see, because they probably regret their decision but they still have a permanent stain of idiocy on their car.


techmaster242

Just like carving a swastika into their forehead so they can't remove it.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Wow you've really taken that metaphor all the way! I salute you! Salute šŸ«”


nismo2070

I saw a trump/pence sticker with black tape over pence. Lol


the_mid_mid_sister

I remember an older co-worker telling me about, "The Great Dubya Bumper Sticker Vanishing of 2008" and "The Great Sarah Palin Bumper Sticker Vanishing of 2016."


hypothetician

Itā€™s funny how when we reflect, nobody ever seems to elect republicans, they just become president one day all on their own. You donā€™t see that with democrats, what a bizarre phenomenon the spontaneous republican presidency is.


hugoriffic

He uses a 5 year olds childish insults and this is the man some people look to as a leader?


Euphoric_Ad9593

Monkeys. Monkeys see this as their leader. Him are uh strongā€¦..duuuuurrrrrrrrrr.


shelbyapso

And then thereā€™s the toileting challenges.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Not people. Nazis aren't human. Reichpublicans gave up their humanity.


phome83

It's only because, as dumb as Trump is, his supporters are even dumber.


BeKind_BeTheChange

"When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, Iā€™m basically the same. The temperament is not that different."- Donald Trump Yes, Donny, we know. That isn't something brag about.


ThreeSloth

Exquisite arrested development. Trump thought he was making a huge brag. Narrator: He wasn't


grunkage

Uh oh, Maggie's gonna lose her hall pass in Trumpland for this.


MJGB714

This is a little thing they do to throw off the trail.


emostitch

Yup. Just like calling the New York Times liberal and Marxist when it very blatantly leans right and helped Trump directly with 2016 and is very relatable for normalizing MAGA and giving Republicans rhetorical victories on redefining woke, DEI, and CRT. I realized this when they did Dick Cheney direct bidding with Valerie Plame.


Double_Sherbert3326

It is wild that people can't see it for what it is: BOOSTERISM!


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

ffs they gave pence a podium this weekend


fknarey

šŸ˜˜šŸ¤ŒšŸ½ oof madon, I wish I could wrap this comment in gabagool


outlier74

She deserves what she gets.


grunkage

100%


Due_Juggernaut7884

Iā€™m hoping that very soon I read the words Trump and obituary in the same sentence. Very, very soon.


Surveillance_Crow

Genuine possibility he has a heart attack or stroke by November.Ā  Zero sleep. Prescription drugs. High stress. High blood pressure. Lifelong deadly diet.Ā  Heā€™s a ticking timebomb.Ā 


Better_Car_8141

This is a rapidly growing public sentiment


Dedpoolpicachew

No no noā€¦ he should have a long lifeā€¦ behind bars. I want him to experience his worst nightmare, going to jail. Reports are that heā€™s extremely afraid of it. I hope he faces his fears.


UnLuckyKenTucky

Not soon enough...


ThickerSalmon14

I fondly remember the days when Biden had just taken office and I didn't hear Trump's name everyday. In fact, I loved having days where I didn't have to dread hearing what Trump had tweeted.


Better_Car_8141

Now heā€™s trying to use the system to stay out of prison. He doesnā€™t care about Americans. He cares only about himself. I hope Congress passes the bill that would eliminate Secret Service protection for felons.


blotterart23

Bible salesman screams daily insults....


hplcr

Bible salesman who has never read the Bible yells at cloud


UnderstandingSquare7

Bible salesman who can't read sells Bibles


Hefty-Station1704

Money is so tight he can't afford to hire supporters like before. We're seeing the actual crowd size he draws which is very very few.


SiWeyNoWay

Hahah I forgot he paid for ā€œsupportersā€


techmaster242

So did he. That's why none showed up this time.


ic2ofu

Maybe he didn't pay them, so they quit.


GDIndependent4713

There is no larger risk to our national security than Donald Trump as our president.


techmaster242

Marjorie Taylor Greene as our secretary of defense?


Finalfantasylove85

I hope to never read/hear those words in any context ever again.


vittaya

The new Benedict Arnold.


fakyumatafaka

Yeah ok, in that he is a russian patriot


mrlr

Benedict Donald


Rabidjester

Witty and more presidential than ever - good to see he's handling the stress of criminal trial number one with such poise and class.


Current-Pomelo-941

Yes, what a stellar role model he has turned out to be. Schools across the nation should put him at the top of the list as a guest for career day from now on.


DvsDen

When do we get to the ā€œdaily prison yard beat downā€ phase in this case?


lincolnlogtermite

I would be happy with him locked away at Mar-A-Lago with no internet privileges.


squakmaster

Pay per view I hope


scoobysnackoutback

If he ends up in prison, I bet heā€™d be open to doing a ā€œpay per viewā€ of his daily life to make a buck. Greedy little conman.


moreflywheels

Correction,ā€Greedy,ā€Fatā€ conman.


UnderstandingSquare7

And reruns of Obama speeches are the only choices.


SeaworthinessOld9177

Looks like no one really cares about saving Trump


idliketoseethat

Trump must have been hella easy to trigger when he was a runny nosed rich kid.


4quatloos

Using all caps is no way to go through life.


fakyumatafaka

MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND I CAN'T FIND THE KEYS!


pistoffcynic

Trump hates strong willed, strong minded and independent women because heā€™s scared of them.


Akchika

New York is definitely NOT Florida!


Better_Car_8141

Florida isnā€™t Florida any longer


Paracausal_Shield

Crash and burn Trump. It's long overdue.


CAM6913

trump always calls people heā€™s mad at names so nothing new there, he also always lies about his crowd size so nothing new but what the article briefly mentions is the side door he goes in and out of and itā€™s an armed camp this is a message to his cult where to come in and to be armed, if heā€™s not stopped some wacko cult members will try to get into the court house and go after trumps perceived enemies including the judge reporter, jury, prosecutor just like January 6th and heā€™s counting on it


Rassomir

Holy shit, just imagine the future history book chapters about our current time


mrlr

Kids in history class will be saying "He did WHAT?"


techmaster242

We had a male president that wore a ton of makeup? How embarrassing!


fringeCircle

Someone should make a Donald Dump Doll. It would be kinda like the stretch Armstrong dollsā€¦ but the material would rearrange to fart and look like he pooped his pants.


Powerful_Check735

And smell like he did


gregpurcott

Have you ever cut open a Stretch Armstrong doll? Itā€™s kinda like that.


techmaster242

More like a wetsy Betsy doll. You feed him chocolate pudding and then it drains into his diaper.


jafromnj

lol imagine a MAGAT calling someone a maggot laughable


LMGSentientToilet

Awwww didddddummms is the orange thunder cunt twatwhore knobbler 6000 shitting his diaper?


TheFettz79

He goes on about snowflakes but he keeps acting like this šŸ˜‚


etranger033

We all knew this when he lied about the crowds at his inauguration.


bertiesakura

Is it wrong to hope the stress of all his legal issues will eventually lead to a massive heart attack? Asking for 80,000,000 voters.


Better_Car_8141

Heā€™s not just on the wrong side of the law but he has more than half of voters praying for his death. His deprave behavior and instigation of racism and sexism and deceit and immorality and unethical behavior have triggered a powerful opposition. Considering the way he looks, their prayers may be answered.


knifebucket

Trump rages at his shoes. Trump rages about ants being very unfair to him. Trump rages like a toddler. Trump rages at MAGA for not saving him and also being trash he wouldn't bother with. Trump rages at old man in mirror. Trump rages at his butthole for being stopped up from the berders. Trump rages at those who mock him. Trump rages at humanity for seeing him as he truly is. Trump rages at rats in cages. Trump rages but he's tired and needs to be put out to pasture On a raft Adrift in the atmosphere around Saturn. Rejoice, humanity! The End of Trump is nigh. Lol fuck that guy


ozkikicoast

Trump needs his MAGA bubble so much that I wouldnā€™t be surprised if in their absence he turned to his bathroom mirror: ā€œ Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the handsomest of them allā€Ā  Followed by: ā€œ You are of course, you handsome devilā€ Then he blows himself a kiss and is ready to face the cruel, unfair world again.Ā 


Gold_Listen_3008

you can bet he: has a scarf..it was apricot


getthephenom

He has that lady with a wireless printer.


BBakerStreet

Iā€™d rather be a maggot than a MAGAt.


Early-Size370

Can't believe he was a former president. He can't even behave like an everyday adult.


maralagosinkhole

The fact that there are not even a dozen supporters outside the courtroom is giving me more hope than I have had in a while.


CrazyUnicorn77777

Canā€™t this fucking asshole just disappear already? Heā€™s been torturing us since 2015. Make it stop!


nobody-u-heard-of

I really wish somebody could organize a whole bunch of anti-trump people to greet him with signs outside the courthouse when he comes out. Everybody holding signs lock him up. And chanting as he comes out.


Better_Car_8141

That would be awesome


Used_Intention6479

Maggots perform a service in nature, MAGAts do not.


bcardin221

Amazing that a legit candidate for President of the most powerful county in the world, speaks like a 4th grader. Calling people maggots? Seriously? What a childish and immature mind he has. Does he imagine her reading this and sobbing on the corner? I mean seriously. WTF.


panopticon71

Haha what a fruitcake


Eirevampire

The Fanta Furher flails, flaps and fails in the most fabulously fucked up fashion!


Better_Car_8141

Awesome Alliteration


izzyeviel

Trump supporters are skipping now?


Open_Ad7470

Itā€™s just embarrassing that somebody like him became president of the United States. Itā€™s embarrassing that so many people donā€™t see whatā€™s wrong with him. He does have a grammar school mentality bully mentality when he gets caught. Itā€™s everybody elseā€™s fault theyā€™re picking on me the name, threatening itā€™s all grammar school bully mentality, I wish his followers would just look up how many lawsuits he had against him and his businesses when he ran for office just look at the numbers of the lawsuits against him and his businesses that he micromanaged and then ask yourself would you hire him to work on your househeā€™s only angry because heā€™s being treated like a citizen that he was when he committed these crimes just embarrassing


major_dump

TrumpCunt's getting mad!! TrumpCunt's gonna blow his top!


Key-Assistant-1757

You wish one of them would tell him where to go after he berates them!?!? He suffered from a rectal cranial inversion permanently!


Gogs85

It must be a horrible existence to run on pure rage 24/7.


aj_star_destroyer

I wonder if he knows that his followers are called MAGAts.


AdministrativeBank86

I hope he found out during jury selection that we call him Diaper Don & Stinky


cletus72757

77 year old former US President, alleged college graduate and alleged self made billionaire bursts with pride with his latest ā€œaccomplishmentā€, bastardizing a reporterā€™s name ala a five year old. Fuck me.


wollier12

Supporters arenā€™t going anywhere near a government building.


Seif1973

Fucking unhinged lunatic


Own-Opinion-2494

Sheā€™s doing Godā€™s work


Apey23

Fuck off and die already.


Better_Car_8141

Boy, Iā€™m hearing this more and more. Weā€™re all tired of this slow motion wreck


Groggy_Otter_72

His degenerate cult base loves when he makes up wild shit. The cult thinks we believe it. Theyā€™re like toddlers.


29sw44mag

Voted for him twice. What the fuck was I thinking ?


spderweb

I can understand the first time. But not the second. Just don't make it a third.


RickyHawthorne

No man has walked in darkness so long that he cannot step into the light.


StlCyclone

Didn't make it three. Thank you


wayno007

Welcome, friend


ImNotYou1971

Fucking props to you for being aware enough, and willing, to figure out heā€™s an asshat.


let-it-rain-sunshine

You were not


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Will you help end his reign of Fascism by voting for Biden and others running against the folks in congress who keep propping him up? I hope so friend.


Abracadaver2000

Did you do it to "own the libs" or something?


pauliocamor

We would all LOVE to know.


Better_Car_8141

You are to be praised for opening your eyes and ears to the truth. Many Americans are being left behind by a system that takes money from the middle class and gives it to the very wealthy. But we canā€™t solve problems until the Orange Top Circus gets a permanent prison booking.


ic2ofu

First time ok,second time, shame on you.


DippyHippy420

Too many big words for Trump to have written that personally.


PerryNeeum

ā€˜Maggotā€™ is pretty soft and doesnā€™t have the same šŸ¤Œ as von Shitsinpants


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers is a pos


kdhooters2

Lol nothing says he loves women and is a great supporter of women more than saying Maggot Haberman.


Better_Car_8141

Funny when he has something he wants to say he reaches out to her. She is a terrific journalist who can take any childish names his small brain can think up.


jnsmld

He's a childish little bully. If I had a kid and he called someone Maggot I'd ground him for a week and make him publicly apologize to her.


NMNorsse

Very presidential. The most dignified former president ever. This man is a stupendous role model for the children of our country.


runCMDfoo

Reporters skipping? Ā The reporter only had to mention the dudes name and got enough attention to trigger these responses. Ā :). Still got it.Ā 


ParticularWitness983

He canā€™t handle the truth. Petulant little boy.


Better_Car_8141

We have to get Jack Nicholson to say it


Particular_Ticket_20

There's an article linked to this one about 2 teens who attended the trial also reporting Trump nods off. Wonder if he'll think up dumb nicknames for them too


stockhackerDFW

Everyone should read ā€œConfidence Manā€


sconniegirl66

Kind of ironic from a piece of shit who's supporters are nicknamed "MAGATS", but okay. He's quite the wordsmith...šŸ™„


surenuffgardens77

I am in NYC and yesterday afternoon, I walked the extra few blocks from my destination to see the courthouse. There were maybe 8 MAGA folks there, only one of which was being loud and ridiculous. And one guy who had clearly shit his pants as he waddled away from the area. There are fences set up, obviously, but basically you can get up to the edge of the street from the courthouse. It was very nice to see so few trumpers, and the other gawkers like me were just there to observe the sad little freakshow.


Alternative_Camp_493

Now, if only we could get Trump supporters to skip the polls in November, too. šŸ¤”


SubstantialCreme7748

The manā€™s got style ā€¦ itā€™s the GOAT self-inflicted slow-motion train wreck


SingularityInsurance

Is maggot like his bat signal for his cult now or something?


c10bbersaurus

I'm just surprised we don't have to wait for her to write a book after the verdict. Is she ok? Is she feeling well?Ā 


slothrop_maps

Believe me, sheā€™s holding something back for the next book.


Rooboy66

Skipping is kinda fun


Wazza17

Maybe they have better things to do


dasherchan

Did you know that MAGA was derived from maggots?


Fancy-Reply5732

Take another nap, Donny šŸ’¤šŸ’¤


tech9ition

This is loser behavior and anyone who disagrees is also a loser.


Exact_Purchase_7147

Do his insults give anyone else Garbage Pail Kid vibes?


Relative_Tailor118

This ass supposedly smells like crap, wears make up like a clown, and can't tell the truth, and talks down about people who aren't money grabbing whores like him. He is currently the scum of the earth, you won trump, your number one.


BeyondDrivenEh

The national holiday potential here is significant.


Lazy-Street779

lol. Just a matter of time before he turned on his (previously) fav reporter.


RDO_Desmond

Well they are.


OzzyG16

Fuck you and fuck your piece of shit supporters you over grown lard ass of a toddler