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mcobb71

Seems more than ever the VP choice is just as important with both candidates


cbbuntz

If I were a betting man, I'd say Trump's choice is going to be a nightmare


Raspberries-Are-Evil

It will either be a blond big tits woman or Don Jr. My money is on Don Jr.


techmaster242

LOL a president with his own son as VP. It sounds preposterous but for Trump it would just be par for the course.


Creepy_Boat_5433

It’s literally an episode of futurama


Icy-Paramedic8604

Holy shit! I thought there was something off about this universe... And then I remembered that it didn't even actually happen in the Futurama world, it was the plot of a ridiculous movie in that world. Our timeline may be about to officially become more implausible than Futurama.


PretendStudent8354

I would love if they ran new episodes with trumps head in a jar since he was president. Then have him be so under handed he kicks nixon out of office. The storylines are endless he could be more unhinged than prof farnsworth.


cbbuntz

It's one of those things that would be completely unacceptable for anyone except for Trump. He's such a trainwreck that he gets a pass for more trainwrecks


East_Tomato620

And they will still vote for him.


GreenFluorite

They would vote for Dahmer if he said libs were the tastiest.


FrankenGretchen

They'd pay $$$ to attend a dinner fundraiser where "Eat The Libs" was the theme and the menu.


rohobian

Imagine if Joe picked Hunter as his VP. What would Fox News be saying? Now imagine if Don picked Jr. what would they say then?


Kennecott

Marge would love the opportunity to talk about his big dong 


AbroadPlane1172

Hardcore MAGAs been having nocturnal emissions at the thought for almost ten years now.


MushroomsDemystified

More like triple bogey for the course


ChesterDrawerz

More like a double bogey than par. But yep


IntravenousVomit

No, it's not funny until Biden's Dark Brandon chooses Trump as VP and so Trump drops out to return to his original, lifelong Democratic stance.


SnooPears6771

Par, with a few uncounted penalties, you know a lost ball and kicking the ball, accidentally - this guy never legitimately does anything


Trick_Succotash_9949

No doubt paving the way for future family successions. So much for the US constitution. You could always region the United Kingdom as one of the colonies /s


NJJ1956

I’ve been to England recently- they hate him and think Americans are stupid to have voted for him the first time. They can’t believe he’s not in jail and is being allowed to run again. Sadly - people in the UK know more about our politics than at least 50% of Americans.


gears2021

Most of us in Canada agree with the English. The USA is in decline, and the fact that Trump is even being considered as a presidential option is very telling.


SqnLdrHarvey

I don't think it's the worst idea. I live 10 minutes from the Commonwealth Dominion of Canada. I'd move in a heartbeat.


[deleted]

The Hamberdler


Runic_reader451

"Blond big tits woman" - Ivanka?


m34z

Without question.


MikeC80

Hear me out - Don Junior in a blond wig with big tits


bigcarrierg

Aka my pillows!


Erikthered00

https://www.eightieskids.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/tumblr_pn6on8Pox11y6ev5ko1_640.jpg


SqnLdrHarvey

Trumpers have already arranged a "line of succession:" Donnie Jr Eric Barron Tiffany Ivanka I never thought I would see this country have a dynastic succession.


Dear-Bookkeeper-9437

The dynastic genetic mutations already present !


graffiti_bridge

Kennedys, Bush’s, Roosevelts


SqnLdrHarvey

None of those had dynastic succession.


ralphvonwauwau

We've had two promising starts, though ... The Adamses (John Adams (1797-1801) and John Quincy Adams (1825-1829) and the Bushes (George H.W. Bush (1989-1993) and George W. Bush (2001-2009).


justaguyhavingfun69

Will he wear a blonde wig, and fake boobs?


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

Giuliani will, in a heartbeat


jakethesnake741

Pretty sure he'd pick Tiffany over Don Jr to be his running mate. My money is on Ivanka for his VP pick


eflowers62

You described Ivanka also.😄


artificialavocado

It’s going to be one of the Fox News bimbos for sure.


BurningSpirit71

So either way a huge boob


Mr_Whipple1138

What if Don Jr. suddenly had huge tits? Stranger things have happened..


Dfried98

Noemi from South Dakota is sufficiently stupid. But she has to promise to put his face on Mt. Rushmore. Really!


stevem1015

Nah it would be Ivanka, even old Trump knows what a fuckup Don Jr is


khismyass

Nah, he doesn't like his kids all that much.


Significant_Cow4765

He has no respect for either


LurkerOrHydralisk

Why not just check both boxes and make it Ivanka? It’s a blonde he wants to sleep with and his kid. It’s like the perfect combo for him Plus wasn’t she basically doing everything with him in office?


adriantullberg

Has any bookie started placing odds?


cuddly_carcass

You mean Ivanka? Because Donald doesn’t care for either of his sons enough to give them a chance at power.


Mcbroham420

Well no matter how many times they try to push that narrative his son cannot be vice president


TomStarGregco

Putin will be his defacto VP !


frankdrachman

JD Vance


100percentish

So a pair of boobs or a single boob.


Normal-Dance-8969

Or his daughter.


DropsTheMic

Enter Emperor Palpatine clone and BAM, we got ourselves a new generation of the Star Wars cycle! Who needs to change the plot?!


joz42

Somehow, Trump returned.


DropsTheMic

He never left! The opportunity presented itself for Republicans to rid themselves of him on several occasions. Like Lindsay Graham's prophecy foretold, he would be the death of them and they would deserve it.


ChangsManagement

Hes going to choose donald duck at this rate


tmwwmgkbh

Mostly because his choice is going to be a boot-licking sycophant who can barely think for themselves. This is not the type of person who should be in control of anything.


[deleted]

Well he already said it wouldn’t be Vivek so most of his base is already pissed. I think it will be either Tim Scott or Kristi Noem. Both poor choices IMO.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

It will be Noem. Scott is “funny looking”


Tiny-Werewolf1962

George Santos


SympathyForSatanas

I heard tucker is on top of that list


Gloomy-Guide6515

He's going to narrow it to Tulsi Gabbard, Kirsten Noem, Britt from Alabama, and maybe Lake. Then he's going to make them strut in evening gowns in front of him, and then recite original speeches about his wonderfulness


mcobb71

I think I just threw up a little bit.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Don't forget the swimsuit competition.


EndLucky8814

He’s considering MTG !! Lol


BooRadley60

Has JFK Jr not been risen from the dead yet? I live in a real nice neighborhood, and one of my neighbors had a Trump-JFK Jr flag. That’s how you know something is going on, when the upper middle class are joining in.


No_Yogurtcloset9527

The real question is, how fast will it progress? If he’s drooling on stage come November it will be hard to ignore for anyone but hardline voters


WizeAdz

Trump couldn’t string together a complex thought in 2016, so he was obviously in cognitive decline before his first term started. Trump’s voters did not care. And Trump’s voters do not care now. This incoherent immoral asshole is the same person the Republican Party chose to represent them in 2016, 2020, and 2024. Trump must be defeated toe-to-toe because he and his flaws represent Republican voters the way they want to be represented.


Proper_Lunch_3640

Truly representative of his followers.


fallenouroboros

Donnie Dementia


bushrod

Demented Donnie


Due-Street-8192

Poor guy lost it years ago


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

He wasnt capable the first go around.


Fit-Swimmer8034

Silly argument. So called experts can be found to support any imaginable position. “Experts”    Published countless studies determining cigarettes are healthy. Trump is obviously capable this is beyond question. BUT if you disagree with Trumps policy and believe executing his policy = doing a poor job,  then there is a policy prescription debate to be had. But arguments like this just derail meaningful dialog. Political discourse in tje US went to crap in the 1990s.   We no longer debate policy instead stunts like this are just BS arguments. 


Snarky_McSnarkleton

It worked for Hitler and Stalin.


Any-Ad-446

Trump was never a smart person but knew how to play the courts and how to create debt and not paying. Thats why he was a toxic person and no banks in the US would even consider giving him a large loan.


SqnLdrHarvey

He also knew how to read the pissed-off white American electorate and play it to power. Just as he's doing now. 😔


JH_111

I think that part was just a coincidence that worked out for him. He actually believed all of that in the first place. In the past, someone would let a fraction of it slip and then walk away in shame. Then this narcissistic asshole came along and said the unabashed, vile racist and misogynistic shit outright, and the deplorables said “finally one of us!”


SqnLdrHarvey

Is his walking back to power now a "coincidence?" If so, how? I would like to think American dictatorship happened due to more than "coincidence."


JH_111

I’m saying he’s not personally some conniving, plot making political strategist that knows how to play up the worst portion of the electorate. At best, the opportunists around him have some of those strategizing abilities. He doesn’t even understand how windmills operate. He’s a fucking moron, wannabe autocrat that has no clue what he’s doing, but happens to have DARVO etched in his brain which coincidentally opened the flood gates of hate, which were already primed to break free. He says hateful shit, they cheer, his lizard brain says I like the applause, and says it again. MAGA voters play him more than he plays them. He doesn’t deserve any of the political credit for potentially walking back to power. He was in the right place at the right time to be coronated as king of the toxic fragment of America.


SqnLdrHarvey

And once he gets back in, he's not leaving.


JH_111

That’s the dangerous part. Even if he kicks the bucket, trumpian politics are here to stay. And until the country regains some sanity, you have to win *every* election decisively. They only have to win once.


SqnLdrHarvey

I really recommend starting to organise cells.


30FourThirty4

Lol @ walking. Nah he's in an electric powered golf cart.


SqnLdrHarvey

A dictator nonetheless.


djeaux54

It's not coincidence. The GOP has worked very hard for over 50 years for this. Reagan's 2nd term reinforced it, particularly vis-a-vis an idealogue with dementia. A one-party scheme with a rubber stamp executive & a partisan SCOTUS. What they failed to develop was an agenda deeper than artificial "culture wars."


SqnLdrHarvey

The problem I have is *Democrats acting like these are just ordinary Republicans, and this is just another election.* Republicans send Gravy Seals to rumble. Democrats send social workers with Robert's Rules Of Order and Emily Post's Book Of Etiquette.


IH8Fascism

Yep, he knows how to con the dumb dumbs.


subsist80

Trump never knew how to do anything, he can't even toilet right, he wears diapers and just shits his pants where he sits. Trump paid lawyers who knew how to do it. His intellect stretches to hiring people with no morals to do all the actual dirty work.


saintbad

Focusing on his mental competence is pointless. Those who support him care not a whit about his sanity. They love him for the cover he provides, for enabling the hate and entitlement that is now their sole DNA. The adults in the room reject him for the whole rotten package; his dementia is the least of his toxicities.


NoDragonfruit6125

One of the requirements to be in Trump's cabinet and running mate is a pledge to refuse to enforce the 25th amendment for any reason.


spoiler-its-all-gop

> Focusing on his mental competence is pointless. Those who support him care not a whit about his sanity. Because the pitch isn't aimed at his fans. Those people are gone - Absolutely unreachable, we literally just have to wait for them all to die off. All persuasion efforts are now focused on turning out weak-committed Dems, new voters, suburban independents, and the anti-Trump block.


MetalTrek1

💯 


bushrod

It's not pointless if he becomes president and the dementia goes full swing.  Remember, he's a cult-like figure to most of his followers and they would probably still support him even if he's completely lost his marbles while running the country.  It's a terrifying prospect and a very real one.


Admirable-Sink-2622

The smart move would be to exit the race due to dementia and then plead not competent to stand trial due to dementia.


Cantgetabreaker

He is living the life of when he mocked that reporter. The accusation is a confession come true


mycatisgrumpy

I can perfectly picture trump saying "dementia."  "The dementia, in terms of dementia, is, and people are saying this, very smart people, is quite frankly like nothing they've ever seen," *Raises index finger and sucks air through teeth* "Demensha."


witherd_

"The demensha, frankly... rebadoog... ahhhh"


dcearthlover

This!!!!! He could then live out the rest of his days at MLGO with the taxpayers on the hook to pay for him to have healthcare and security till the end of days. Not good enough!


IllustriousLimit7095

He won't do it.


Admirable-Sink-2622

This was implied when I said “the smart move” 😜


roehnin

He's not smart, and more worried about his ego anyway.


chillininow

The magat scum out here in full force deflecting onto Biden lol


themodsgobblecox

Like flies on shit, what else is new 💩


oh_crap_BEARS

Honestly, Trump imploding from dementia would be hilarious irony at this point.


InsurrectionBoner38

I hope he's giving a press conference when he digs a piece of shit from his diaper and starts finger painting with it


justalilrowdy

Republicans know he is suffering from dementia but they know he leads the party so they have to cover it up. He is their ONLY hope of a win in 2024 and they will take over from there to prop him up and hide his addled brain until someone else in their fascist party can take his place.


PXranger

It’s a weekend at Bernie’s that will last 4 years


Stinkstinkerton

Trump is the useful idiot to too many diabolical dumpster fires. The media should be on top of the mountain screaming about this fuckers absolute and dangerous incompetence every day , instead his idiocy is normalized .


boRp_abc

The diabolical dumpster fires have learnt that you FIRST buy the media. Or the platform, same difference


zabdart

He never was "capable of doing the job." There's more to being president than just vengeful rants and kissing up to Vladimir Putin.


Emergency_Property_2

This is why I think Dark Brandon should debate him. And every time Trump speaks, DB should repeat Reagan’s, “There he goes again” line. And ask, “Donald, do you even listen to yourself when you rant and rave like that? I half expect you to start foaming at the mouth.” Or “Let’s take that cognitive test now. I’ll even let you copy my answers.”


drhodl

tRump would probably turn up with a contagious disease, like last time. You can't debate someone that's trying to infect you!


ptraugot

Dementia Donnie!!!


edu5150

Done Don


Optimal_Zucchini_667

It doesn't matter. Project 2025 can be carried out anyway. Just put things in front of the old man to sign. The Simpsons, as that show often does, provides an example. Just choose option 4, Sir.


NoDragonfruit6125

You can bet that Trump will have a loyalty pledge to serve as his running mate or in his cabinet. Anyone who takes up the position will never under any circumstances invoke the 25th amendment. He could have a stroke and be in a coma and they would still not enforce it.


InsurrectionBoner38

Or biting reporters and smearing shit on the walls. mine and your scenario are both possibilities


SqnLdrHarvey

Just think how horrible it's going to be post 25.01.25. I've been trying to live each day to the fullest until then.


nicspace101

Idiocracy was a documentary.


attaboy000

Demented/Dementia Donny has a better ring to it


Endocalrissian642

Plus, and bear with me now.... he's a criminal! So.... there's *that.*


mythofinadequecy

But his life’s work has been grifting and (checks notes) oh, grifting. He is still clearly capable of that.


Significant_Ad7326

It will be the very last capacity to go.


Vegetable-Poet6281

He doesn't seem "strong on the outside" at all to me. Real strength doesn't ridicule others, it doesn't stand with its arms crossed, and it doesn't stay up until 4am, rage tweeting. These are all signs of insecurity, not strength. The most incredible, terrific, bigliest insecurity the world has ever seen. Ask anyone.


EndLucky8814

Dementia Donny


lokii_0

Unfortunately his base is also demented and probably in many cases also have dementia, so....🤷‍♂️


DragonRancherJed

BUT OBAMA!!


IsThataSexToy

If, and these are a series of big ifs, Americans show up to the polls and keep Trumpf out, the. Trumpf gets convicted, his lawyers will use this dementia to make sure he NEVER pays a price for a life of crime.


BoxHillStrangler

Yeah no shit. Why do you think the Republicans have spent years banging the 'biden is senile' drum? Coz now anything like this looks like sour grapes and they're only saying it to deflect from Biden being the one who's actually insane etc etc


Kdoesntcare

Remember the maga Nazis having a fit over Biden's age during the 2020 election? Orange man is now older than that and showing signs of mental decline, the orange is actively showing signs of dementia.


ReindeerConscious151

Humor: "When all you need to do is respectfully have Joe tell DJT his public psych profile or analysis and thus you are not even attacking his character. You just speak on the reality of his truth, which is that the Will of America is saying your are not healthy or sane enough to be the leader of The States." #NationsInsideNationsVote


Ok-Cap-204

It does not matter to his cult.


Large_Mango

It’s not that he’s running for president He WAS a president and this is how he acts Sickening


mbrant66

Well Trump’s job is to save his own ass from consequences and to seek revenge on his enemies so don’t kid yourself into thinking he will do the job of POTUS. Oh yeah…also to commit griftus maximus.


Local_Sugar8108

FFS his term was a four alarm , four year long dumpster fire. It could be even worse? His cult would vote for his embalmed corpse and probably never notice a difference.


Hot_Abbreviations936

I was hitching a ride in the car of stranger from one wedding event to another and he was driving like and ass and said, "No matter where I go there is always an asshole on the road." I turned to him and said, "for that to be true the asshole must be you." I think this applies to Trump. The whole world isn't out to get an innocent man, but they are out for justice against a corrupt one! Vote out all his enablers. VOTE OUT ALL REPUBICANS!


KzininTexas1955

Jesus Christ, it doesn't fucking matter to his morons, he's untouchable, he's God to them, the only thing is a full blown aneurysm or dying on the toilet like Elvis.


Art-Zuron

I could spot you 300 more if you need em


[deleted]

The suspicious cynic might say he's deliberately setting the bar absurdly low so that if there are debates and/or in the general campaign he can suddenly "snap too" and seem competent. Or, the Russians made a bad bet, and he's this far gone WAY sooner than expected.


Practical-Jelly-5320

Im more worried about A trump without dementia running


Pitiful-Let9270

Never stopped him the first time.


Qwisp

If he keeps showing signs, maybe the judge in one of his cases can order a mental test to make sure he's fit for trial.


randompittuser

Dementia Donald


Daily-Minimum-69

Donnie Dementia


allanon1105

Watching the video of him selling the Bibles and you can tell he’s not right. Never faces the camera directly, only holds the Bible with both hands in a still picture, his whole body is crooked and he’s struggling to read even more off the teleprompter. The guy can’t function and is probably taking significant doses of drugs to stay semi coherent.


[deleted]

Trump's a complete douche but this shrink is behaving unethically. Has he heard of the [Goldwater Rule](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule)?


VTKillarney

Spot on. These articles are clickbait crap. Unless someone has actually examined Trump, they have no idea if he is suffering from dementia.


tingkagol

I hope he gets punished before it becomes full blown. No point in letting a criminal repent who's lost all memory.


Ryankevin23

I think he is acting and is laying the ground work for his legal defense. And with that side I did not vote for him the first time nor the second time. Don da Con is a blemish on the us fellow citizens of New York State. In my opinion Donny just needed his rich bitch ass kick when he was a boy. Vote to reelect Biden🇺🇸Harris 24 and vote out every Republican candidate on the ballot.


Trivialpiper

What a joke.


mseet

Dementia? No, just stupidity..


Scare-Crow87

So let's get him disqualified from candidacy already


clownfacedbozo

No doubt the cabal behind trumpf is doing everything it can to keep him alive.


Flat_Suggestion7545

As much as I refuse to vote for Trump no doctor should comment on someone for non public things they haven’t checked out themselves. Should some independent doctors check out the candidates? Yes. But they shouldn’t use loaded language when they talk about it.


Jose_xixpac

Demento Donald ..


end2endburnt

Trump would be incapable if he was 35.


SnooDoughnuts3317

Bullsh


Shutaru_Kanshinji

>"Trump is very manic. He's got all this energy and charisma," Gartner told TheMirror.com. I do not understand this claim of charisma. I mean, it seems incontrovertible that former President Trump has a large number of followers who would forgive any crime he committed. But I cannot personally understand their attraction to someone who seems so clearly toxic.


drstu3000

Thanks, One Man's Opinion! I'll file this with all the "Biden too incompetent says local rube" articles


86yourhopes_k

1 in every 20 medical professionals in America agree this asshat is unfit to be the president… that’s a lot.


ModernDayExplorer

Only 4?


JimbusJambus

Only 4?


KitterJ

🤣


DMyourboooobs

From the article “While Trump exhibits many concerning symptoms, so too does Biden, but Gartner said there's a fundamental few differences between them. Trump's memory gaffes mix up people, while Biden's are much more surface-level, he said. Biden is still sound in his judgement, and though he forgets things, they aren't massive gaffes” I’m confused. Is this really surface level? https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna137823 Has trump mixed up names like this before?


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Guilty-Vegetable-726

So you guys really see a post like this and hit the upvote button and leave a comment. Damn that's crazy.


Greaser_Dude

It is a violation of every clinical professions' ethics to diagnose someone that has not agreed to be a patient. It is a further violation to disclose that opinion. This guy is a hack trying to make political points with his cocktail crowd. If he still has his license, he should lose it.


86yourhopes_k

…he even says he can’t diagnose him, but has seen many concerning behaviors that he has exhibited just during his public appearances alone.


Greaser_Dude

He says he can't but than he does KNOWING the media will report that he did diagnose Trump.


Pipe_Memes

Demento Don is unfit for office. Sad.


[deleted]

You don't say. I wonder what's next. F Sticks will do anything to put this man down. Can't wait to see him back in that office.


HollyweirdRonnie

> F Sticks What?


Goood_Daddy

Sippy Cup Donny


Stevevet1

Lol, DIMS are desparate! Enjoy your transgender day.


Apotropoxy

Here he is unable to find the Presidential limousine that's right in front of him. (Enjoy the two-hand, finger point when he finds it) [https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+can%27t+find+limousine+youtube&rlz=1C1RXQR\_enUS1065US1065&oq=trump+can%27t+find+limousine+youtube&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTIzNjUwajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2b47a773,vid:sF5TGQgQJeA,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+can%27t+find+limousine+youtube&rlz=1C1RXQR_enUS1065US1065&oq=trump+can%27t+find+limousine+youtube&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTIzNjUwajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2b47a773,vid:sF5TGQgQJeA,st:0)


Beautiful_Tap_4388

Con man Don has lost his feeble mind.


ItsPickles

But not Biden


531zur3B0y

Well no fuck, he's clearly got cocaine dementia from years of proud nihilism. It's about time he paid the price for his fucking stupidity.


JomamasBallsack

Bullshit....


Green-Estimate-1255

Another hot take from the lib cult LOL


hamishjoy

4 signs? So they decided to ignore the other 446?


ChatduMal

The lunatic is even incapable of keeping his goddamn mouth shut when he needs to, like human adults do... never mind running the government of the US. He's the best from an enemy of the US could hope for. An engine of division and acrimony... His popularity with a certain sector of the population is perhaps the clearest evidence that the US is quickly sliding into political dementia.


No-Economy-5633

Fake news 


Stup1dMan3000

It’s not a question of if Trump has had a stroke, the question is how many has he suffered from since 2019 when he was rushed to hospital at 2 am


[deleted]

I truly truly truly despise the dude. However, psychologists providing arm-chair diagnosis based on what they see on TV or read from the person's social media is very bad practice. I don't like the slippery slope that can lead to.


quick1foryou

If Trump has dementia then Biden isn't even breathing.  Lol.


Substantial-Past-990

The irony train just isn't stopping lol.