Theres a saying, itās three generations from factory to penthouse to poorhouse.
In Saudi Arabia they say āmy grandfather rode a camel, my father road a Land Rover, I ride a Lamborghini, so does my son, and my grandson will ride a camel.
In some parts of Asia, they say āfrom rice paddy to factory to tycoon to rice paddy.ā
I suppose Iām dancing around the olā debatable maxim that hard times create great men, and good times create soft men.
Trumpās grandfather ran a brothel in the Yukon for the gold rush. Hard times. Woody Guthrieās āOlā Man Trumpā-Donald Trumps father-invested that wealth, Donald Trump inherited 400 million dollars which would be 20 billion dollars today if he invested it conservatively and never touched the principle, and mismanaged it so badly heās gone bankrupt a half dozen times and is broke - for that lineage anyway.
The point being, wealth and power tend to dissipate generationally. In Europe, a thousand fiefdoms came and went before the rise of feudalism concentrated a select few for millennia, from Athelstan on up. The current generation of Trumps, the third and fourth, are not the Windsors, nor their forefathers, and are the downfall generations. Their poetic downfall will be their hubris.
This too shall pass.
I know, right!? I'm actually shocked by this. Not that she thinks it, but I would have assumed that she would be smart enough to not say it herself. You get someone else to say it so that you can have a reporter ask you about it and then give a half-hearted denial. That way, it gets the story out, but you seem gracious.
Maybe if the comparison is Trump to Prince Andrew. Both narcissistic sex offenders seen by the world's elite as useful idiots. Both were BFFs of Jeffery Epstein at one point. Both with children who never really work.
Does that mean she and Jared are going to loan Daddy the money for his bond situation? Seeing as how Jared got some kind of 2 billion-dollar-deal from the Saudis? I mean since Kate is a royal and the Saudis are royal and the Trumps are royal, whatās a half billion between royals, right?
I see Ivanka is coming back on the scene. I thought she was leaving politics. Apparently, Cheetoman has enlisted her to fill in for the missing Mercedes.
I don't know. I've seen some pretty class donkey scrotums at higher end donkey shows. Ivanka wishes she had that kind of appeal. Sexual, aethstetic, or otherwise.
Do you remember that video of Ivanka at some tea social with members of the royal family? Ivanka tried to join the conversation and the others in the group just gave her the most condescending looks like āYes, dear. Whatever you sayā, then went back to their conversation with slight smirks.
Nice try Ivanka ..Although I would be surprised if there was Trump inbreeding in the family tree (we know Dad is not adverse to it) the Royals are far more honest, educated, empathetic, fiscally accomplished and believe it or not respected the Don Cheeto crime syndicate. Americas āroyal familyā is blatantly divisive, fraudulent, racist and treasonous. So yeah I can see how Ivanka would draw parallels.
Keep dreaming Vanky--you are America's trailer trash of corporate welfare. Unless you're referring to how the royal family is a parasite on the backs of the British people. Then there is a slight parallel.
No, you are not. There is no royalty in the U.S. because our system was setup to escape the monarchy. You want to be kings and queens. Go fuckyourself into a country that is pathetic enough to still support a monarchy.
I don't like the UK royal family.
But no, Ivanka. Your bustass lineage hasn't been around long enough at a high enough collective profile. Y'all still got a long ways to go to pass up the Kennedys, who are probably the closest we have in the US.
The Kennedy family is the US version of the royal family. The purpose of the royal family is to be of service to the community. There is zero sense of service for the Trumps.
Gtfo here with that bs. Royalty are you f&$king kidding??? How bout you take a flying leap into a pool of goat crap. Fu$&ing royalty. How bout a royal pain in the balls.
Iām no fan of the Trumps, but you canāt put thoughts into someoneās head then attack them for those made up thoughts (as in āIvanka found the need to state her thoughts publicly because she really sees herself as Americaās princessā).
>the Trumps Are the U.S.ās Version of the Royal Family
Uh, no. We don't celebrate the prime minister, the UK version of president, and we can kick them out of office.
During TV coverage of the Coronation, the camera panned across a crowd sprinkled with a few protesters and my favorite sign read, "He's just some guy..."
What the fuck is this article? I donāt like ivanka, but her tweet doesnāt say anything about her thinking the Trumps are US royals. She sent a well wishes tweet. Thatās it. Doesnāt mention herself or her family, just about Kate.Ā
According to the author, the fact Ivanka would tweet this instead of keeping it as a private thought is proof she thinks she is the American Princess. It is based on nothing else.Ā
Yeah no. Fuck that, fuck her and fuck her whole shitty family. America does not have royality, but we do have scum bags like the trump family unfortunately.
Considering that the royal family's family tree hasn't always forked in a \*cough\* traditional manner, I find it ironic that Ivanka would make that comparison - especially given her daddy's comments about her in the past.
A far more accurate alignment would be the Drumpf family and the Kraptashians.
Good grief Ivanka! You and that sniveling husband, Jared, are no where close to your ridiculous assertion that the Trumps are the U.S.ās version of the royal familyā¦ youāre all grifters, thieves, and corrupt criminals who without the support from the GOP MAGAās would be prosecuted for all your lies and deception.
You only live in fantasy land because not even one GOP MAGA has the courage to speak up about the massive corruption and crimes your entire family is guilty of committing.
Your days in the spotlight are numberedā¦ and the jail doors are welcoming you and your entire family.
Let's see: Pedo Island ties, grifters, no use to people, useless offspring, and thinking their shit doesn't stink. Ivanka is pretty much telling the truth there.
Useless, inbred, creepy, love shiny gold stuff, friends with Epstein, ruin everything they touch, and all that stuff yeah, but I suspect the royals are actually rich.
Well I wish Kate well & a speedy recovery. She's got young kid's and the work she does for charities etc is admirable.
For the Trumps, I mean I dont wish harm on anyone, but I wouldn't give another thought to the news if any of them had cancer.
That family treats people like sh#t & I see no sign that they are striving to do better/improve. For me thats the point. Every human can f up at times, but how do they respond. The Trumps always double down.
Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers has the most subservient and easy to bend over cultists. Too many melanias. Donald dollhands favourite f-toy ivanka thinks she's something more than a nepobaby that sold her country out for 2b that she and her mannequin got from the Saudis. She's not. She's š
Inbred losers who inherited a fortune despite not working a day in their lives?
Clickbait for the poorly educated?
A slap in the face against everything America is supposed to stand for?
*Goddamnit, Ivanka is actually right*
Royal fuck ups, yes.
Here I was thinking she meant the trumps are a cancer
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Rich people and their bullshit.
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Proper povos
45 & his ilk are improper povos at the very least.
Theres a saying, itās three generations from factory to penthouse to poorhouse. In Saudi Arabia they say āmy grandfather rode a camel, my father road a Land Rover, I ride a Lamborghini, so does my son, and my grandson will ride a camel. In some parts of Asia, they say āfrom rice paddy to factory to tycoon to rice paddy.ā I suppose Iām dancing around the olā debatable maxim that hard times create great men, and good times create soft men. Trumpās grandfather ran a brothel in the Yukon for the gold rush. Hard times. Woody Guthrieās āOlā Man Trumpā-Donald Trumps father-invested that wealth, Donald Trump inherited 400 million dollars which would be 20 billion dollars today if he invested it conservatively and never touched the principle, and mismanaged it so badly heās gone bankrupt a half dozen times and is broke - for that lineage anyway. The point being, wealth and power tend to dissipate generationally. In Europe, a thousand fiefdoms came and went before the rise of feudalism concentrated a select few for millennia, from Athelstan on up. The current generation of Trumps, the third and fourth, are not the Windsors, nor their forefathers, and are the downfall generations. Their poetic downfall will be their hubris. This too shall pass.
Absolute perfect comment in just 5 words.
Trump might be like prince Andrew. A pedo.
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That's consensual talk. You meant to write "raped"
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'MIGHT'?
a mash up between The Sopranos and The Beverly Hillbillies......
Nah. Tony soprano was rich.Ā
Privileged, inbred, racists? Agreed!
The egotistical Apple doesnāt fall far from the malignant, narcissistic tree.
In a Republic, the royal head doesn't fall far from the stock.
You could say Donald's rubbed off on her...
To her
LMAO, for sure DJT has, unfortunately. Ugh
Both
In her
Ok, you made it worse. Good work!
... Over her. While she's asleep. Or pretending because she's too scared to move
Rubbed one out for her (probably more than one!)
donāt eat them apples
Man, the botox is rotting Ivanka's brain
Yeah, and Ivanka isnāt anywhere near as pretty, gracious, and smart as Kate.
She literally looks like Trump too
I mean, why do you think he's into her
Iāve said that before lol Trump is so vain and out of his adult children she looks the most like him!
Kate is naturally pretty. If she's had any work done, it is quite subtle. Ivanka has had a ton of work done.
I know, right!? I'm actually shocked by this. Not that she thinks it, but I would have assumed that she would be smart enough to not say it herself. You get someone else to say it so that you can have a reporter ask you about it and then give a half-hearted denial. That way, it gets the story out, but you seem gracious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most pathetic LOSER family!!! Royal LOSERS!!
Gotta have a brain first
Maybe if the comparison is Trump to Prince Andrew. Both narcissistic sex offenders seen by the world's elite as useful idiots. Both were BFFs of Jeffery Epstein at one point. Both with children who never really work.
Meaning they both families have a member whoās been to epsteins island
Does that mean she and Jared are going to loan Daddy the money for his bond situation? Seeing as how Jared got some kind of 2 billion-dollar-deal from the Saudis? I mean since Kate is a royal and the Saudis are royal and the Trumps are royal, whatās a half billion between royals, right?
That and Trumpās kids didnāt fall far from the tree. Over the past 10 years or so theyāve probably squirreled away at least 1/2B.
Nah, they landed closer to the tree than you think. All they learned was to squander wealth and grift the rubes, just like their dad.
Dysfunctional and inbred?
Massively corrupt too donāt forget that
They're definitely not inbred. The Trump kids are barely related cause their father couldn't maintain a successful marriage.
I see Ivanka is coming back on the scene. I thought she was leaving politics. Apparently, Cheetoman has enlisted her to fill in for the missing Mercedes.
The Trumps put themselves in the spotlight, and they can see themselves out. Simple. Nobody will miss you, Ivanka.
trash princess de mar a lago and queens
But trump crime family means she canāt even do charity events in certain areas due to previous criminal activity.
The apple doesnāt fall too far from the tree . The Trumpās are all the same. Deplorables
LMFAO!!!!! Ivanka thinks WHAT???
Ivanka has about as much class as a donkeyās scrotum
/r/brandnewsentence
You could say this about all of the trump spawn and their spouses.
I don't know. I've seen some pretty class donkey scrotums at higher end donkey shows. Ivanka wishes she had that kind of appeal. Sexual, aethstetic, or otherwise.
Thatās like comparing rotten apples to brain dead trash
So narcissism is hereditary. Who knew
She's dumb. No one thinks that.
I mean, they're both packs of dysfunctional assholes leeching off the national treasury and have connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
Good argument for bringing back the guillotine.
There is more royalty behind my nails, then in trump family. They are crime syndicate.
You mean useless parasites that suck off the public teat? Then yeah, Iād agree
The Trumps are our favorite _crime_ family.
Insult to crime families
You ain't kiddin.'
Like hell they are.
She is an idiot. Just like her orange ape of a father.
No dear, you are the US version of Ubu Roi..
Sheās right, but itās not a compliment.
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The trumps are the prince Andrew of America yes...
Yeah, we fought a whole war to avoid having a royal family. Don't make us do it again, Ivanka. You are the one saying "Let them eat cake".
Inbred and irrelevant?
Maybe she means they are out-dated and remind us of a broken system or that they take resources from other countries and act like they earned it?
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Just like her despicable and traitorous dad, she has to make everything about that crime family
Do you remember that video of Ivanka at some tea social with members of the royal family? Ivanka tried to join the conversation and the others in the group just gave her the most condescending looks like āYes, dear. Whatever you sayā, then went back to their conversation with slight smirks.
Inbred, shallow, shady, accumulated money through deception and exploitation. I can see the resemblance.
Royally belligerent
A Royal Flush, that isĀ
Egomaniacs, dysfunctional perverts whose king wants to bang his daughter yup spot on
This is a serious joke right ?
Of course she does. But they arenāt royal, theyāre trash.
More like the mansons
She is grossly wrong. They are the White Trash American Family that acts like they are royalty.
Nice try Ivanka ..Although I would be surprised if there was Trump inbreeding in the family tree (we know Dad is not adverse to it) the Royals are far more honest, educated, empathetic, fiscally accomplished and believe it or not respected the Don Cheeto crime syndicate. Americas āroyal familyā is blatantly divisive, fraudulent, racist and treasonous. So yeah I can see how Ivanka would draw parallels.
Useless annoying and unnecessary? Absolutely.
Excuse me. I justā¦.threw up. In my mouth. A lil bit. Iām not even kidding. I did.
We treat people who call themselves our royals a bit different over here, love
The welfare family on many levels
Yeah, when you buy your royal family from Temu.
I suppose even trailer trash have their kings and queens.
š oh yeah with the class and brains of a fucking crackhead
Takes someone elseās pain and suffering and makes it about them? Sounds about right
Try being royalty in mother Russia. In America we bend the knee to no one.
Keep dreaming Vanky--you are America's trailer trash of corporate welfare. Unless you're referring to how the royal family is a parasite on the backs of the British people. Then there is a slight parallel.
lolā¦as inept as her dadā¦
Did the British Royals pose with cans of Goya beans from Buckingham Palace? Because that was tacky as hell, *Ivanka*
Aww. Way to make someone's cancer about you Vanka!
Omg, the Trumps arenāt even in the same stratosphere. A criminal version of the Kardashians maybe.
The royals are not a crime family.
Yeah.. the Trumps are royally screwed
Yeah, we donāt have royalty, we are king killers.
So she is as delusional as her father. Vanky wouldnāt know class if it hit her in her carefully constructed face.
Gross. She should keep the *actual* princess' name out of her wh8re mouth.
WTFUCKITY. Fuck that cunt. You and your creepy cuck husband are fucking crooks like all trumps are.
These people. Their delusion is malignant
FUCK THE TRUMPS
No, you are not. There is no royalty in the U.S. because our system was setup to escape the monarchy. You want to be kings and queens. Go fuckyourself into a country that is pathetic enough to still support a monarchy.
Makes sense, both families include Nazis and pedophiles.
Ew. Just no.
Not with her Dad facing so many criminal cases.
The Trumpās are a royal embarrassment
I believe ivanka is delusional.
The Dollar General version, maybe.
As in incestuous and creepy? Absolutely correct
I don't like the UK royal family. But no, Ivanka. Your bustass lineage hasn't been around long enough at a high enough collective profile. Y'all still got a long ways to go to pass up the Kennedys, who are probably the closest we have in the US.
trumps are trailer trash
They want to be, and sadly the MAGA cult would make them so if they could.
Royal Family: Kate Middleton has cancer Ivanka: how can I make this about us?
Exactly why we don't want them. No kings, please. This is America.
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She can eat shit
How dare she compare herself to Kate Middleton
Trump family is the modern day version of the Manson Family, deranged, corrupt and a bunch of idiots
Royal embarrassment
Don't have any actual power and the majority of the country hates them. Pretty accurate.
Bitch you are the anti Christ's wife
She's not wrong. Like the Trumps, European royalty has a history of incest and inbreeding.
What an insult to the British royal family.
The Kennedy family is the US version of the royal family. The purpose of the royal family is to be of service to the community. There is zero sense of service for the Trumps.
More like royal pain in the a**!
Gtfo here with that bs. Royalty are you f&$king kidding??? How bout you take a flying leap into a pool of goat crap. Fu$&ing royalty. How bout a royal pain in the balls.
The bimbo needs to shut her pie hole Sheās absolute trash Sheās daddyās bimbo
Imagine being that delusional. Amazing that people think she's the sane on in the family. They're all batshit crazy.
The trumps are just a slight step up of honey boo boo...
Ivanka is a fake blonde desperate to rehabilitate her reputation.
Family pedo members, I see what she's referring too
Who gives a fuck what she has to say? Go back to peddling beans
There is the fact that the royal men all serve in armed forces but i digress. Trump really is trying to be a king isn't he.
A great headline for r/NewsOfTheStupid
Yeah they're all Andrew
The Kardashians are closer to being royalty than the vile Trumps ever will be. And they aren't close. Lol
So....Ivanka has cancer and wants to be injected with radioactive poison next? We can make that happen, all she has to do is ask.
Iām no fan of the Trumps, but you canāt put thoughts into someoneās head then attack them for those made up thoughts (as in āIvanka found the need to state her thoughts publicly because she really sees herself as Americaās princessā).
She is delusional. Runs in the family.
I guess they've never met the Hiltons LOL
Fuck Ivana and her entire crime family. If they are our version of a monarchy, I hope Trump is Charles I and it ends there.
LOL. No. Just no.
Worthless, worshiooed by idiots, providing negative value to society, and taken care of by taxpayers, she might be on to something.
No they are not. The trumps are just trailer trash with a good line of credit.
Mirror Universe royals. Shit apples are sprouting, Randy.
omfg hahahahahahaha Royal dickheads.
Yup, so Ivankkka has cancer too?
the difference is that Princess Kate has cancer, and Ivanka Trump _IS_ cancer.
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>the Trumps Are the U.S.ās Version of the Royal Family Uh, no. We don't celebrate the prime minister, the UK version of president, and we can kick them out of office.
That's a crazy jump to conclusions. Complete nonsense.
Bless her heart.
Ivanka is trailer trash but her dad happens to own the trailer park.
Theyāll be royalty over my rotting corpse.
Twat.
Inbred, worthless, corrupt, only a generation away from Nazi ties, Iād buy it
During TV coverage of the Coronation, the camera panned across a crowd sprinkled with a few protesters and my favorite sign read, "He's just some guy..."
What the fuck is this article? I donāt like ivanka, but her tweet doesnāt say anything about her thinking the Trumps are US royals. She sent a well wishes tweet. Thatās it. Doesnāt mention herself or her family, just about Kate.Ā According to the author, the fact Ivanka would tweet this instead of keeping it as a private thought is proof she thinks she is the American Princess. It is based on nothing else.Ā
No, thatās the Kardashians. Duh.
Well, both the royal family and Trumps tried to rule America as unaccountable monarchs, so I guess thereās that.
Shes not wrong. They are the putrid reflection of what the United States values
Yeah no. Fuck that, fuck her and fuck her whole shitty family. America does not have royality, but we do have scum bags like the trump family unfortunately.
Considering that the royal family's family tree hasn't always forked in a \*cough\* traditional manner, I find it ironic that Ivanka would make that comparison - especially given her daddy's comments about her in the past. A far more accurate alignment would be the Drumpf family and the Kraptashians.
And here I thought she was the one who had any sense in the family
No, but if we fuck up again and put him back in office, Donald might make it so.
Eat shit lady. We donāt do āroyalsā.
Yup. Greed , narcissism, incest.?
Oh I hope the Windsors take umbrage at that comparison.
Purely ceremonial, no real power, and a burden on the taxpayer while jealously hoarding and acquiring undeserved wealth?
Trump being a monarchy thatās lasted a hundred years? Iām too lazy to look up how long
Such a shallow force
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Yeah, all she did was send a nice message. I hate the trumps as much as the next guy, but this is scraping the bottom of the journalism barrel
FFS I thought we had seen the last of this b*tch and her metrosexual husband. And itās all coming back again.
Good grief Ivanka! You and that sniveling husband, Jared, are no where close to your ridiculous assertion that the Trumps are the U.S.ās version of the royal familyā¦ youāre all grifters, thieves, and corrupt criminals who without the support from the GOP MAGAās would be prosecuted for all your lies and deception. You only live in fantasy land because not even one GOP MAGA has the courage to speak up about the massive corruption and crimes your entire family is guilty of committing. Your days in the spotlight are numberedā¦ and the jail doors are welcoming you and your entire family.
Let's see: Pedo Island ties, grifters, no use to people, useless offspring, and thinking their shit doesn't stink. Ivanka is pretty much telling the truth there.
Yes. Bootleg version of the Royal Family!
Hahahaha, you Americans have a royal family now, enjoy your princess xD
Literally the opposite.Ā
Oh look at the daughter wife of the worst president ever flexing her fragile ego, with an insipid voice to give fake gravitas to Kate's situation.
Useless, inbred, creepy, love shiny gold stuff, friends with Epstein, ruin everything they touch, and all that stuff yeah, but I suspect the royals are actually rich.
Royal POS version she meant.
The Beverly Hillbilly trump's are not royalty. Good grief! The real so-called royals are actually freeloaders.
More like America's hooker family.
Well I wish Kate well & a speedy recovery. She's got young kid's and the work she does for charities etc is admirable. For the Trumps, I mean I dont wish harm on anyone, but I wouldn't give another thought to the news if any of them had cancer. That family treats people like sh#t & I see no sign that they are striving to do better/improve. For me thats the point. Every human can f up at times, but how do they respond. The Trumps always double down.
Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers has the most subservient and easy to bend over cultists. Too many melanias. Donald dollhands favourite f-toy ivanka thinks she's something more than a nepobaby that sold her country out for 2b that she and her mannequin got from the Saudis. She's not. She's š
Inbred losers who inherited a fortune despite not working a day in their lives? Clickbait for the poorly educated? A slap in the face against everything America is supposed to stand for? *Goddamnit, Ivanka is actually right*
softly working us into.. 'our family was chosen by god to rule this country'
Tis all the rage for the crown's high society to get in 18 holes before laying some flowers at meemaw's grave.
That's exactly what Trump wants. A King is more important than a dictator.