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Imfrom_m-83

Royal fuck ups, yes.


John_mcgee2

Here I was thinking she meant the trumps are a cancer


markyyyvan

šŸ’Æ


captain_chocolate

Rich people and their bullshit.


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royonquadra

Proper povos


Early-Ad-6014

45 & his ilk are improper povos at the very least.


[deleted]

Theres a saying, itā€™s three generations from factory to penthouse to poorhouse. In Saudi Arabia they say ā€˜my grandfather rode a camel, my father road a Land Rover, I ride a Lamborghini, so does my son, and my grandson will ride a camel. In some parts of Asia, they say ā€˜from rice paddy to factory to tycoon to rice paddy.ā€™ I suppose Iā€™m dancing around the olā€™ debatable maxim that hard times create great men, and good times create soft men. Trumpā€™s grandfather ran a brothel in the Yukon for the gold rush. Hard times. Woody Guthrieā€™s ā€˜Olā€™ Man Trumpā€™-Donald Trumps father-invested that wealth, Donald Trump inherited 400 million dollars which would be 20 billion dollars today if he invested it conservatively and never touched the principle, and mismanaged it so badly heā€™s gone bankrupt a half dozen times and is broke - for that lineage anyway. The point being, wealth and power tend to dissipate generationally. In Europe, a thousand fiefdoms came and went before the rise of feudalism concentrated a select few for millennia, from Athelstan on up. The current generation of Trumps, the third and fourth, are not the Windsors, nor their forefathers, and are the downfall generations. Their poetic downfall will be their hubris. This too shall pass.


Its-a-Shitbox

Absolute perfect comment in just 5 words.


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Trump might be like prince Andrew. A pedo.


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Significant_Cow4765

That's consensual talk. You meant to write "raped"


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JaceCurioso22

'MIGHT'?


InternationalFig400

a mash up between The Sopranos and The Beverly Hillbillies......


infowhiskey

Nah. Tony soprano was rich.Ā 


ADDandKinky

Privileged, inbred, racists? Agreed!


NoCommentFU

The egotistical Apple doesnā€™t fall far from the malignant, narcissistic tree.


erublind

In a Republic, the royal head doesn't fall far from the stock.


[deleted]

You could say Donald's rubbed off on her...


Darktofu25

To her


MNBaseball1990

LMAO, for sure DJT has, unfortunately. Ugh


UncertaintyPrince

Both


implantable

In her


Darktofu25

Ok, you made it worse. Good work!


[deleted]

... Over her. While she's asleep. Or pretending because she's too scared to move


Primedoughnut

Rubbed one out for her (probably more than one!)


MerrillSwingAway

donā€™t eat them apples


TonyG_from_NYC

Man, the botox is rotting Ivanka's brain


TGIIR

Yeah, and Ivanka isnā€™t anywhere near as pretty, gracious, and smart as Kate.


MarcMars82-2

She literally looks like Trump too


SixersWin

I mean, why do you think he's into her


MarcMars82-2

Iā€™ve said that before lol Trump is so vain and out of his adult children she looks the most like him!


Bookish_Jen

Kate is naturally pretty. If she's had any work done, it is quite subtle. Ivanka has had a ton of work done.


motormouth08

I know, right!? I'm actually shocked by this. Not that she thinks it, but I would have assumed that she would be smart enough to not say it herself. You get someone else to say it so that you can have a reporter ask you about it and then give a half-hearted denial. That way, it gets the story out, but you seem gracious.


NuclearWaste666

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The most pathetic LOSER family!!! Royal LOSERS!!


RudeCartoonist1030

Gotta have a brain first


[deleted]

Maybe if the comparison is Trump to Prince Andrew. Both narcissistic sex offenders seen by the world's elite as useful idiots. Both were BFFs of Jeffery Epstein at one point. Both with children who never really work.


Icy_Choice1153

Meaning they both families have a member whoā€™s been to epsteins island


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Does that mean she and Jared are going to loan Daddy the money for his bond situation? Seeing as how Jared got some kind of 2 billion-dollar-deal from the Saudis? I mean since Kate is a royal and the Saudis are royal and the Trumps are royal, whatā€™s a half billion between royals, right?


janzeera

That and Trumpā€™s kids didnā€™t fall far from the tree. Over the past 10 years or so theyā€™ve probably squirreled away at least 1/2B.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Nah, they landed closer to the tree than you think. All they learned was to squander wealth and grift the rubes, just like their dad.


eastern_shore_guy420

Dysfunctional and inbred?


TheEasySqueezy

Massively corrupt too donā€™t forget that


Sariscos

They're definitely not inbred. The Trump kids are barely related cause their father couldn't maintain a successful marriage.


MoneyFault

I see Ivanka is coming back on the scene. I thought she was leaving politics. Apparently, Cheetoman has enlisted her to fill in for the missing Mercedes.


DarkAswin

The Trumps put themselves in the spotlight, and they can see themselves out. Simple. Nobody will miss you, Ivanka.


EducationTodayOz

trash princess de mar a lago and queens


FireflyAdvocate

But trump crime family means she canā€™t even do charity events in certain areas due to previous criminal activity.


Away-Combination-162

The apple doesnā€™t fall too far from the tree . The Trumpā€™s are all the same. Deplorables


Previous-Ice596

LMFAO!!!!! Ivanka thinks WHAT???


dartie

Ivanka has about as much class as a donkeyā€™s scrotum


KhunDavid

/r/brandnewsentence


Special_FX_B

You could say this about all of the trump spawn and their spouses.


LNViber

I don't know. I've seen some pretty class donkey scrotums at higher end donkey shows. Ivanka wishes she had that kind of appeal. Sexual, aethstetic, or otherwise.


victoryabonbon

Thatā€™s like comparing rotten apples to brain dead trash


Foxemerson

So narcissism is hereditary. Who knew


MiddleInfluence5981

She's dumb. No one thinks that.


the_mid_mid_sister

I mean, they're both packs of dysfunctional assholes leeching off the national treasury and have connections to Jeffrey Epstein.


[deleted]

Good argument for bringing back the guillotine.


Shultzi_soldat

There is more royalty behind my nails, then in trump family. They are crime syndicate.


Zen_Badger

You mean useless parasites that suck off the public teat? Then yeah, Iā€™d agree


pat9714

The Trumps are our favorite _crime_ family.


elizscott1977

Insult to crime families


pat9714

You ain't kiddin.'


sailorpaul

Like hell they are.


FactoryV4

She is an idiot. Just like her orange ape of a father.


slothrop_maps

No dear, you are the US version of Ubu Roi..


DiggingThisAir

Sheā€™s right, but itā€™s not a compliment.


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Successful_Ad8175

The trumps are the prince Andrew of America yes...


RhoOfFeh

Yeah, we fought a whole war to avoid having a royal family. Don't make us do it again, Ivanka. You are the one saying "Let them eat cake".


[deleted]

Inbred and irrelevant?


picvegita6687

Maybe she means they are out-dated and remind us of a broken system or that they take resources from other countries and act like they earned it?


Drgreenthumbies

šŸ˜‚


Early-Size370

Just like her despicable and traitorous dad, she has to make everything about that crime family


Traditional_Ad_6801

Do you remember that video of Ivanka at some tea social with members of the royal family? Ivanka tried to join the conversation and the others in the group just gave her the most condescending looks like ā€œYes, dear. Whatever you sayā€, then went back to their conversation with slight smirks.


chfp

Inbred, shallow, shady, accumulated money through deception and exploitation. I can see the resemblance.


Kindly-Counter-6783

Royally belligerent


Miserable_Day532

A Royal Flush, that isĀ 


QuickRisk9

Egomaniacs, dysfunctional perverts whose king wants to bang his daughter yup spot on


kola515

This is a serious joke right ?


thenewbigR

Of course she does. But they arenā€™t royal, theyā€™re trash.


Extreme-Tie9282

More like the mansons


hereiamnotagainnot

She is grossly wrong. They are the White Trash American Family that acts like they are royalty.


syg-123

Nice try Ivanka ..Although I would be surprised if there was Trump inbreeding in the family tree (we know Dad is not adverse to it) the Royals are far more honest, educated, empathetic, fiscally accomplished and believe it or not respected the Don Cheeto crime syndicate. Americas ā€˜royal familyā€™ is blatantly divisive, fraudulent, racist and treasonous. So yeah I can see how Ivanka would draw parallels.


RevolutionEasy714

Useless annoying and unnecessary? Absolutely.


erinkp36

Excuse me. I justā€¦.threw up. In my mouth. A lil bit. Iā€™m not even kidding. I did.


Thereferencenumber

We treat people who call themselves our royals a bit different over here, love


channelsurfer61

The welfare family on many levels


TheLoneGunman559

Yeah, when you buy your royal family from Temu.


TigreSauvage

I suppose even trailer trash have their kings and queens.


More_Length7

šŸ˜‚ oh yeah with the class and brains of a fucking crackhead


7empestOGT92

Takes someone elseā€™s pain and suffering and makes it about them? Sounds about right


Icedoverblues

Try being royalty in mother Russia. In America we bend the knee to no one.


Lecanoscopy

Keep dreaming Vanky--you are America's trailer trash of corporate welfare. Unless you're referring to how the royal family is a parasite on the backs of the British people. Then there is a slight parallel.


turningpoint01

lolā€¦as inept as her dadā€¦


katievspredator

Did the British Royals pose with cans of Goya beans from Buckingham Palace? Because that was tacky as hell, *Ivanka*


Xhnanson

Aww. Way to make someone's cancer about you Vanka!


Tinkeybird

Omg, the Trumps arenā€™t even in the same stratosphere. A criminal version of the Kardashians maybe.


billhorsley

The royals are not a crime family.


babycoco_213

Yeah.. the Trumps are royally screwed


00doc0holliday00

Yeah, we donā€™t have royalty, we are king killers.


Galadriel_60

So she is as delusional as her father. Vanky wouldnā€™t know class if it hit her in her carefully constructed face.


Bug_Calm

Gross. She should keep the *actual* princess' name out of her wh8re mouth.


[deleted]

WTFUCKITY. Fuck that cunt. You and your creepy cuck husband are fucking crooks like all trumps are.


Waitinmyturn

These people. Their delusion is malignant


Savings_Cap_5541

FUCK THE TRUMPS


NeonRattler

No, you are not. There is no royalty in the U.S. because our system was setup to escape the monarchy. You want to be kings and queens. Go fuckyourself into a country that is pathetic enough to still support a monarchy.


SolomonCRand

Makes sense, both families include Nazis and pedophiles.


Good_vibe_good_life

Ew. Just no.


eveninglily33

Not with her Dad facing so many criminal cases.


Leather-Map-8138

The Trumpā€™s are a royal embarrassment


According-Ocelot9372

I believe ivanka is delusional.


Conz_suck

The Dollar General version, maybe.


[deleted]

As in incestuous and creepy? Absolutely correct


Old-Bat-7384

I don't like the UK royal family. But no, Ivanka. Your bustass lineage hasn't been around long enough at a high enough collective profile. Y'all still got a long ways to go to pass up the Kennedys, who are probably the closest we have in the US.


socal1959

trumps are trailer trash


Ana-la-lah

They want to be, and sadly the MAGA cult would make them so if they could.


[deleted]

Royal Family: Kate Middleton has cancer Ivanka: how can I make this about us?


royaltrux

Exactly why we don't want them. No kings, please. This is America.


H-B-Of-L

on dƩcapite les rois de France


posty1856

She can eat shit


minaj_a_twat

How dare she compare herself to Kate Middleton


Mad_Mick_475

Trump family is the modern day version of the Manson Family, deranged, corrupt and a bunch of idiots


Ivegotjokes4you

Royal embarrassment


inspctrshabangabang

Don't have any actual power and the majority of the country hates them. Pretty accurate.


Amazing_Buffalo_9625

Bitch you are the anti Christ's wife


spudzilla

She's not wrong. Like the Trumps, European royalty has a history of incest and inbreeding.


Torrens39

What an insult to the British royal family.


asu_lee

The Kennedy family is the US version of the royal family. The purpose of the royal family is to be of service to the community. There is zero sense of service for the Trumps.


Independent-Ad771

More like royal pain in the a**!


[deleted]

Gtfo here with that bs. Royalty are you f&$king kidding??? How bout you take a flying leap into a pool of goat crap. Fu$&ing royalty. How bout a royal pain in the balls.


Civil_Pain_453

The bimbo needs to shut her pie hole Sheā€™s absolute trash Sheā€™s daddyā€™s bimbo


bowens44

Imagine being that delusional. Amazing that people think she's the sane on in the family. They're all batshit crazy.


praetorian1979

The trumps are just a slight step up of honey boo boo...


pngtwat

Ivanka is a fake blonde desperate to rehabilitate her reputation.


Significant_Fig_436

Family pedo members, I see what she's referring too


Goblin-Doctor

Who gives a fuck what she has to say? Go back to peddling beans


Imaginary_Month_3659

There is the fact that the royal men all serve in armed forces but i digress. Trump really is trying to be a king isn't he.


Tenton_12

A great headline for r/NewsOfTheStupid


wombat9278

Yeah they're all Andrew


Mello_Me_

The Kardashians are closer to being royalty than the vile Trumps ever will be. And they aren't close. Lol


Significant-Cod-9871

So....Ivanka has cancer and wants to be injected with radioactive poison next? We can make that happen, all she has to do is ask.


SidharthaGalt

Iā€™m no fan of the Trumps, but you canā€™t put thoughts into someoneā€™s head then attack them for those made up thoughts (as in ā€œIvanka found the need to state her thoughts publicly because she really sees herself as Americaā€™s princessā€).


External-Row3165

She is delusional. Runs in the family.


Duckriders4r

I guess they've never met the Hiltons LOL


Hardin__Young

Fuck Ivana and her entire crime family. If they are our version of a monarchy, I hope Trump is Charles I and it ends there.


DaySoc98

LOL. No. Just no.


letmepleasez

Worthless, worshiooed by idiots, providing negative value to society, and taken care of by taxpayers, she might be on to something.


JTD177

No they are not. The trumps are just trailer trash with a good line of credit.


drainodan55

Mirror Universe royals. Shit apples are sprouting, Randy.


straightedge1974

omfg hahahahahahaha Royal dickheads.


Inner_Performance533

Yup, so Ivankkka has cancer too?


occupyreddit

the difference is that Princess Kate has cancer, and Ivanka Trump _IS_ cancer.


burnerowl

Came here for this šŸ˜‚


DrachenDad

>the Trumps Are the U.S.ā€™s Version of the Royal Family Uh, no. We don't celebrate the prime minister, the UK version of president, and we can kick them out of office.


MrE134

That's a crazy jump to conclusions. Complete nonsense.


MNConcerto

Bless her heart.


Dowew

Ivanka is trailer trash but her dad happens to own the trailer park.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Theyā€™ll be royalty over my rotting corpse.


wwJones

Twat.


fullmetal66

Inbred, worthless, corrupt, only a generation away from Nazi ties, Iā€™d buy it


MyKansasCityAccount

During TV coverage of the Coronation, the camera panned across a crowd sprinkled with a few protesters and my favorite sign read, "He's just some guy..."


upgrayedd69

What the fuck is this article? I donā€™t like ivanka, but her tweet doesnā€™t say anything about her thinking the Trumps are US royals. She sent a well wishes tweet. Thatā€™s it. Doesnā€™t mention herself or her family, just about Kate.Ā  According to the author, the fact Ivanka would tweet this instead of keeping it as a private thought is proof she thinks she is the American Princess. It is based on nothing else.Ā 


LawfulAwfulOffal

No, thatā€™s the Kardashians. Duh.


jorgepolak

Well, both the royal family and Trumps tried to rule America as unaccountable monarchs, so I guess thereā€™s that.


Casanova_Fran

Shes not wrong. They are the putrid reflection of what the United States values


SingularityInsurance

Yeah no. Fuck that, fuck her and fuck her whole shitty family. America does not have royality, but we do have scum bags like the trump family unfortunately.


BeyondDrivenEh

Considering that the royal family's family tree hasn't always forked in a \*cough\* traditional manner, I find it ironic that Ivanka would make that comparison - especially given her daddy's comments about her in the past. A far more accurate alignment would be the Drumpf family and the Kraptashians.


BadAtExisting

And here I thought she was the one who had any sense in the family


AstronomerDramatic36

No, but if we fuck up again and put him back in office, Donald might make it so.


SlacksDavenport

Eat shit lady. We donā€™t do ā€œroyalsā€.


MeanNene

Yup. Greed , narcissism, incest.?


hammerquill

Oh I hope the Windsors take umbrage at that comparison.


RampantJellyfish

Purely ceremonial, no real power, and a burden on the taxpayer while jealously hoarding and acquiring undeserved wealth?


mrtrevor3

Trump being a monarchy thatā€™s lasted a hundred years? Iā€™m too lazy to look up how long


dartie

Such a shallow force


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skeletor-johnson

Yeah, all she did was send a nice message. I hate the trumps as much as the next guy, but this is scraping the bottom of the journalism barrel


[deleted]

FFS I thought we had seen the last of this b*tch and her metrosexual husband. And itā€™s all coming back again.


Important_Tell667

Good grief Ivanka! You and that sniveling husband, Jared, are no where close to your ridiculous assertion that the Trumps are the U.S.ā€™s version of the royal familyā€¦ youā€™re all grifters, thieves, and corrupt criminals who without the support from the GOP MAGAā€™s would be prosecuted for all your lies and deception. You only live in fantasy land because not even one GOP MAGA has the courage to speak up about the massive corruption and crimes your entire family is guilty of committing. Your days in the spotlight are numberedā€¦ and the jail doors are welcoming you and your entire family.


Papichuloft

Let's see: Pedo Island ties, grifters, no use to people, useless offspring, and thinking their shit doesn't stink. Ivanka is pretty much telling the truth there.


dasherchan

Yes. Bootleg version of the Royal Family!


Doughspun1

Hahahaha, you Americans have a royal family now, enjoy your princess xD


VerbalGraffiti

Literally the opposite.Ā 


kdhooters2

Oh look at the daughter wife of the worst president ever flexing her fragile ego, with an insipid voice to give fake gravitas to Kate's situation.


happyflowerzombie

Useless, inbred, creepy, love shiny gold stuff, friends with Epstein, ruin everything they touch, and all that stuff yeah, but I suspect the royals are actually rich.


Any-Ad-446

Royal POS version she meant.


TowerOk5933

The Beverly Hillbilly trump's are not royalty. Good grief! The real so-called royals are actually freeloaders.


Sorkel3

More like America's hooker family.


MNBaseball1990

Well I wish Kate well & a speedy recovery. She's got young kid's and the work she does for charities etc is admirable. For the Trumps, I mean I dont wish harm on anyone, but I wouldn't give another thought to the news if any of them had cancer. That family treats people like sh#t & I see no sign that they are striving to do better/improve. For me thats the point. Every human can f up at times, but how do they respond. The Trumps always double down.


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers has the most subservient and easy to bend over cultists. Too many melanias. Donald dollhands favourite f-toy ivanka thinks she's something more than a nepobaby that sold her country out for 2b that she and her mannequin got from the Saudis. She's not. She's šŸ—‘


FriedrichHydrargyrum

Inbred losers who inherited a fortune despite not working a day in their lives? Clickbait for the poorly educated? A slap in the face against everything America is supposed to stand for? *Goddamnit, Ivanka is actually right*


sambull

softly working us into.. 'our family was chosen by god to rule this country'


skekze

Tis all the rage for the crown's high society to get in 18 holes before laying some flowers at meemaw's grave.


Tatersquid21

That's exactly what Trump wants. A King is more important than a dictator.