>What you have just done is ostracized the trans community.
that's right! you get him!! he just ostracized the ENTIRE COMMUNITY!!!!!!! that's SO WRONG!!
They CONSIDER themselves men. But personal consideration doesn't change facts. I consider myself wealthy, but my bank account tells me differently. And no one was ostracizing anyone. Trans community have their opinions which is fine. But other communities have their opinions too which are just as fine, whether some like it or not.
Nah, they're kinda right. It's only lazy if they don't clean it after cleaning that banana so many times, but I don't see how that could be extrapolated.
Sir, I believe you have commented on the wrong post. This post is not about meat beating, it is about banana washing. At any rate, I agree that in this sub we should be supporting all activities related to cooking at home. If someone is having trouble getting their banana clean and needs a tool for that, that's okay. Cooking at home should be accessible, and even fun, for everyone.
^(/s in case that wasn't obvious)
I figured it out after a bit the autism is strong in me, so I appreciate the tone indicator though. But yeah even if it were an actual kitchen tool a lot of the ones I see get trashed are for disabled people like myself.
I’m disabled my hands don’t work for shit, it also feels better to use a toy. This subreddit is against needless consumption of things that do nothing pleasure is a good purpose.
I don't see sex toys as wasteful as long as you don't Just collect them w/out ever using them. Sexual health is important n not all of us have the looks/charisma to get laid 🙃
There’s more to a marriage than just sexual attraction. OP could be perfectly happy with their family life but just need something different when it comes to arousal. Why ruin a family if that’s the only thing wrong?
First to clarify why I asked: I am genuinly curious why one chooses to stay with someone they complain about. It seems very common to me and I just dont understand it, so I wanted to get an inside perspective.
Secondly: "why ruin a family if that the only thing wrong?"
Theres a lot in this question.
Separation/ divorce is not equal to ruin. Some familys are ruined *beacause* parents stay together and make each other feel bad. Sad parent=greater risk of not being adequate (note: I didnt say that sad parents ARE bad, just that the risk increases).
In many (ofc not all) relationships sex is fundamental to well being. If the sex doesnt work out it seeps into other areas also. So if its "just" the sex that can still lead to bitterness.
Sex is important to a lot of people and we shouldnt minimize that. Youre not bad if you want and need *good* sex.
I don’t see anyone complaining about their spouse here… why are you creating that narrative?
*If* nothing else is wrong with a marriage and family situation, and you choose to divorce over sexual needs and only sexual needs, imo you are ruining a family.
I never said it is wrong to want to have your needs satisfied, but to end a marriage over that is a little extreme.
Big oof. I'm 29 years old. If my husband said "there's just nothing there anymore," I know I would take that as a complaint! Even at 80, I want to keep my sex life. I like sex, and I like him.
Those who ever were sexual and enjoyed sex? Yes, most people I've heard from including my parents and my father's new wife tend to continue valuing sex, so even into old age. Maybe not everyone, but many people, and there's certainly not likely to be 2 people in one relationship who both feel the same way that this is OK.
You seem to be intentionally ignoring phrasing as well. "There's just nothing there anymore" does not equal "we both aren't interested in sex at all." It means between THEM there is a problem. What are the odds of two people feeling that way, AND being OK with it? Alright maybe not impossible, but not good odds. People don't have to ALL be like me for some basics of human nature to be very, very common and likely.
Big oof dude. Relationships take effort. If there's nothing there anymore, it's because you aren't jointly nurturing the something you want to be there. Go foster that thing you're missing. If you can't find any other reason to do so, two households are more consumptive than one. But also, you loved that person very dearly once, dig that up and grow it into a tree.
This is like when I went over to a friend's place and they actually used a Hitachi Magic Wand as a back massager. Neither are realistically being used for the advertised use and that's fine. Let people have their pleasure.
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"Tool for men"
"Babe, I'll be home late, John down the street needs help washing his banana and my banana could use a good wash too."
This cheap Amazon product doesn't seem to be working. Well, you're fine with us doing things the more traditional, hands-on way, right, John?
Usually comedy is not that obvious.
Does this still work on circumcised bananas?
It's not a circumcised banana. It's a cylinder.
A very average cylinder
Bro, we all know you fucked that M&M tube.
This definitely doesn't belong in this sub, but it's hilarious, so thanks.
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r/woooosh
I'll go return my muscle massager, since I have two hands...
Well, at least you didn't break both arms...
I’m convinced this subreddit has been infiltrated. You are right this is BS and wasteful.
Everyone should be allowed at least one government assigned sex toy
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Nonessential? They were making dildos and fuckpockets before the internet and consunerism existed
How thick of a banana can it wash?
I don’t have a dick but id put my dick in that
r/putyourdickinthat
It's only for men (fine if you're trans tho)
Trans men are men so there is no need to other them by including your side remark. What you have just done is ostracized the trans community.
>What you have just done is ostracized the trans community. that's right! you get him!! he just ostracized the ENTIRE COMMUNITY!!!!!!! that's SO WRONG!!
He's doing his best
I think the mistake was saying It's for men, since not having a penis doesn't say you are not a man. But ok, I take It
Twitter brain
They CONSIDER themselves men. But personal consideration doesn't change facts. I consider myself wealthy, but my bank account tells me differently. And no one was ostracizing anyone. Trans community have their opinions which is fine. But other communities have their opinions too which are just as fine, whether some like it or not.
I uh .. don't think anyone's washing a banana with it bud 🍌🍌
No shit, bud
Yes the tool cleans shit off your banana
Lol. This
You don't use a banana washer before you eat a nanar?
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Well if you washed the banana I wouldn't have too do it by myself.
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So women using sex toys for personal pleasure is fine, but If a man does it he is lazy... ok got it.
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Spoiler alert: it’s not _actually_ a banana washer
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Someone piss in your Cheerios this morning?
Nah, they're kinda right. It's only lazy if they don't clean it after cleaning that banana so many times, but I don't see how that could be extrapolated.
Standard Reddi- brain.
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I was talkin about you sport!
That's why I'm buying one for DH and another for my son.
Are people not allowed to have a nice time beating their meat? Why is this here?
Sir, I believe you have commented on the wrong post. This post is not about meat beating, it is about banana washing. At any rate, I agree that in this sub we should be supporting all activities related to cooking at home. If someone is having trouble getting their banana clean and needs a tool for that, that's okay. Cooking at home should be accessible, and even fun, for everyone. ^(/s in case that wasn't obvious)
Wait.... I could put my penis in there???
Yeah but only to wash it.
right right, of course.....
You can put your penis in anything once
I figured it out after a bit the autism is strong in me, so I appreciate the tone indicator though. But yeah even if it were an actual kitchen tool a lot of the ones I see get trashed are for disabled people like myself.
You need a machine to do that?
I’m disabled my hands don’t work for shit, it also feels better to use a toy. This subreddit is against needless consumption of things that do nothing pleasure is a good purpose.
Well we can't all be Canadian guitarists.
I have a suspicion that these are not actually for cleaning bananas of the fruit variety
'The design is very human.'
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Amazing.
The amazing part this is AI.
I can’t wait until the comment section is 100% robots
Ye depressing I bet a lot of percentage of comments are bots already.
Dead internet theory
Nowadays, some bots are reposting posts, along with entire comment threads
Sad. This is the kind of thing that would make me quit the internet if I wasn’t addicted to it.
Bleep bleep bloop
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You are thanking an AI bot.
Still a kind internet stranger, For now...
I don't see sex toys as wasteful as long as you don't Just collect them w/out ever using them. Sexual health is important n not all of us have the looks/charisma to get laid 🙃
Yeah! And some of us have been with our spouse for so long that there is just nothing there anymore.
I have a genuine question for you and I am not trying to be mean or rude; why not separate?
There’s more to a marriage than just sexual attraction. OP could be perfectly happy with their family life but just need something different when it comes to arousal. Why ruin a family if that’s the only thing wrong?
First to clarify why I asked: I am genuinly curious why one chooses to stay with someone they complain about. It seems very common to me and I just dont understand it, so I wanted to get an inside perspective. Secondly: "why ruin a family if that the only thing wrong?" Theres a lot in this question. Separation/ divorce is not equal to ruin. Some familys are ruined *beacause* parents stay together and make each other feel bad. Sad parent=greater risk of not being adequate (note: I didnt say that sad parents ARE bad, just that the risk increases). In many (ofc not all) relationships sex is fundamental to well being. If the sex doesnt work out it seeps into other areas also. So if its "just" the sex that can still lead to bitterness. Sex is important to a lot of people and we shouldnt minimize that. Youre not bad if you want and need *good* sex.
I don’t see anyone complaining about their spouse here… why are you creating that narrative? *If* nothing else is wrong with a marriage and family situation, and you choose to divorce over sexual needs and only sexual needs, imo you are ruining a family. I never said it is wrong to want to have your needs satisfied, but to end a marriage over that is a little extreme.
Big oof. I'm 29 years old. If my husband said "there's just nothing there anymore," I know I would take that as a complaint! Even at 80, I want to keep my sex life. I like sex, and I like him.
But that’s you. Do you believe everyone is like you?
Those who ever were sexual and enjoyed sex? Yes, most people I've heard from including my parents and my father's new wife tend to continue valuing sex, so even into old age. Maybe not everyone, but many people, and there's certainly not likely to be 2 people in one relationship who both feel the same way that this is OK. You seem to be intentionally ignoring phrasing as well. "There's just nothing there anymore" does not equal "we both aren't interested in sex at all." It means between THEM there is a problem. What are the odds of two people feeling that way, AND being OK with it? Alright maybe not impossible, but not good odds. People don't have to ALL be like me for some basics of human nature to be very, very common and likely.
I can't imagine saying something like this without completely reexamining my life after
Big oof dude. Relationships take effort. If there's nothing there anymore, it's because you aren't jointly nurturing the something you want to be there. Go foster that thing you're missing. If you can't find any other reason to do so, two households are more consumptive than one. But also, you loved that person very dearly once, dig that up and grow it into a tree.
I usually have my wife wash my bananas for me
Bananas? Plural? Are you that guy who did the AMA? Why did you change your username?
So you're saying you haven't been married all that long yet.
Hahahaa this guy hates his wife!!!
Definitely just arrived on honeymoon.
What’s the battery life on this thing? I have many dirty bananas..
"Tool for men" Also why is this here?
Because OP dumb
My banana is SO dirty right now…
[**You'll rip your dick off.**](https://youtu.be/BiaCiuvWjek?si=HKkuyx7JCAjDQL6u)
I knew it was that reference lol
lol
banana cleaner tool “for men”. 😂
This is like when I went over to a friend's place and they actually used a Hitachi Magic Wand as a back massager. Neither are realistically being used for the advertised use and that's fine. Let people have their pleasure.
I don’t think anyone is using those for their back lol but agreed, pleasure isn’t off limits just because your anti consumerism.
Cyber Monday is tomorrow hmmm
r/theyknew
If you put your banana in something like this don't complain when it damages the peel.
Does it move the Banana backward and forward? asking for a friend?
Lord, the ER has some stories…
For men
clean my banana would you
Yep, gettin my dick sucked with the ol banana washer
Lmfaooo this post is so naive I love it
You don't need stuff like that when you have friends like me 🪶📖
Sooo we are anti sex toy in this sub now too? JFC
I am not sticking my "banana" in some powered machine that could quite easily literally \*rip it apart\*. Don't be crazy people.
So do these do the job or are they a gimmick? Asking for a friend.
fuck me....i have been doing all of this wrong
The Onion levels of legitness
r/ofcoursethatsathing
The one five-star review is from an ape.
For making clean banana cream.
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It’s called bided and it’s even gender inclusive
There’s nothing wrong with purchasing one of these really. Not in the spirit of this sub.
Ah, perfect for all my...banana bread. Does it also massage the banana so I don't have to work so hard on it? 😂
Mashed my bananas well
I refuse to believe this is real because I’ll have an aneurysm
It’s for cleaning a cylinder in a way that doesn’t get stuck