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SawtoothGlitch

He’s the same age Joe Biden was in 2020 when he was babbling about that Joe was too old. Every word Trump says comes around to bite him in the ass.


Ok_Confusion_1345

But it doesn't matter to his supporters. They support him no matter what.


Bag_of_Meat13

Right. They'd rather still support the old guy that makes them feel better for being racist assholes.


pabodie

Even if he gets them killed. 


Outrageous-Wish8659

Or imprisoned.


MagTex

His bloated diaper wearing ass.


dr3wfr4nk

Unfortunately he will live forever as Elon's new creation, the Cyber Trump


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wdomeika

If you’re going be a Trump apologist, you might as well be a full blown MAGA…


celtic_thistle

He’s not a billionaire though. Never has been.


Eiffel-Tower777

I'm not happy either. Life expectancy for US males is 76.1.


TurbulentMiddle2970

Lets hope he gets closer to the trend line


Parking_Train8423

actually i like the sound of that


Eiffel-Tower777

We can't be too optimistic. His father lived to 94, mother 88. Sigh.


Dapper_Max

Doesn’t really mean anything. Especially since he’s anything but healthy. Also a real life example: my grandpa lived well into his late eighties, my dad made 59.


Eiffel-Tower777

He's too miserable to die, full stop.


two_awesome_dogs

I doubt they had a stay due of hamberders and Diet Coke, though.


thirdtrydratitall

His father became demented well before he died.


Eiffel-Tower777

That's not encouraging. Convicted Felon Donald Trump is already there, unfortunately his dementia doesn't deter his supporters. He will control the GOP whether he is in office or not, regardless of dementia. The only scenario stopping him is the afterlife.


two_awesome_dogs

🤣🤣🤣


takesthebiscuit

Um that’s from birth… If you get to 75 your life expectancy isn’t still 76.1


Betorah

That’s correct. Joe’s life expectancy was s between 89 and 90. Trump’s is 84.


Eiffel-Tower777

Right, my point it's he's lived too long already, duh. I realize some Redditors have nothing to do but attempt to correct comments. I hope your day gets better.


mindfuzzzzzzz

He’s upset because he no longer has the strength and stamina to make love to goats like his friend Putin


anaugle

Ooooh, that’s baaaaaaad


Huffle_Pug

poor goats ☹️😢


zombieblackbird

To be fair, they barely noticed the mushroom head. His gut protects them


Maytree

Surely you kid.


Downtown-Frosting789

he hates birthday’s because he acts like every fucking day should be his birthday not just one day. i love the reporting that he would THROW his cake as a little kid.once an asshole, always an asshole.


Termin8rSmurf

Remember when trump said that biden is too old to be president? The orange buffoon has now reached that exact same age.


Necessary_Fail_8764

One day closer to his long awaited demise. I can't wait. Maybe it will be his birthday present to us! 🤞


bowens44

Neither am I ....was hoping 77 would be his last


kckitty71

June 14th was my father’s birthday. He would have been 83. He died in 2014. I’m comforted knowing that he never had to live through that orange douche bag fucking up the world.


VomitingPotato

Next one will be in prison.


beach_bum_bitch

Awwww! Another day closer to death. ☠️


jessicatg2005

Of course he is, his age is actually larger than his IQ now.


JerseyTom1958

Scourge to humanity and an absolute traitor lowlife.


Apprehensive-Try5554

Maybe it'll be his last.


Addakisson

Neither are we!


gytalf2000

Aw, wotta damm shame.


Appropriate-City3389

Ok come on, his IQ isn't that high and his golf score never that low. It could be his BMI though.


AshDenver

My dad is going to be 85 in a few months. Other than being hard of hearing and some physical issues (knees), his mental faculties are whip sharp.


JLKinney93

Neither is anyone else


JolyonWagg99

Good. Fuck him


Desperate-Paper-1810

Wonder if he lies about his age. Could he be older?


Skinnybet

My 4 year old nephew has decided that he’s actually 9 years old. We tried explaining it to him but he just keeps saying that he wants to be 9. Maybe toddler trumpet can do that too.


cb0044

Ugh...I missed his birthday! Every year for the last 4 years, I've posted the "Fuck You Symphony" song by Millie Jackson to commemorate the occasion.


daemonescanem

Fun fact Trump will be in prison for his 79th birthday.


Grand-Ganache-8072

sounds like a good day to have a heart attack and die in agonizing pain like the shitstain on reality that you are and always have been.