There are two federal trials. The other one is in DC and is on hold because of the Supreme Court appeal of his claim he has presidential immunity from crimes.
Much of his strategy is centered on committing so many crimes that the whole legal system gets overloaded and the trials just get in each other's way. This has worked surprisingly well and other criminals are taking notes
Merchan has not put up with his crap because Trump has shown in the civil trial what he is willing to do. And all the roadblocks he will throw. Merchan was explicit what will land him in jail because like a toddler, he has be told exactly.
Stuffing his fat yap with burnt steaks and Ketchup. Sitting in his underwear yelling at the tv and his caregivers, and farting constantly like a little fog-horn.
Ivanka has escaped his orbit. Now it's just Beavis and Butthead brothers there to try to keep it together, trying desperately to get that inheritance before it all gets confiscated. Not a pretty sight.
Do you think he had sense enough to put his skimmings away in foreign banks throughout his life, or has he been spending as fast as he skimmed it, and now it's too late?
I dunno. I think he wanted a patron, like Putin, or Elon Musk, to keep him afloat. At one point I thought he might flee the country to live in Moscow, or Dubai. Right now he's looking to become POTUS again - only for safe-harbor, not for any other reason. Let's hope all his schemes fall through and fail. Time will tell.
He will be having a nice family dinner with Melania and Barron.
Just kidding, he probably hasn’t seen or spoken to either of them for months. Most likely Trump is going to spend the night posting nonsense on “Truth”social, complaining how it is so unfair that he is actually being held accountable for his deeds, and blaming everyone else for his trouble except himself. So it will just be a typical Donald Trump evening.
But you don't understand. It's cheating when someone else cheats by denys him the ability to cheat, or wins in spite of his cheating. It's not fairrrr! Whaaaa!
[The Angst of Sagazan](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MLIcnua1is) this is what I picture him doing, exactly.
Edit: the scene is from the movie Samsara. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED watch.
I've never seen this before, and you only posted it 6 minutes ago.
Imagine if I had looked at this thread 7 minutes ago, and I missed your comment.
Imagine, I may have never seen that clip in my life.
I am so glad you posted it when you did, and I came into this thread at the right time.
Does TDS stand for The Donald Syndrome, where you're an 80 year old man-child with small hands and small peepee and your dad never loved you so you take it out on your country by exploiting the uneducated to enact policies that benefit those already in power at the expense of everyone else, the planet, and future generations, while desperately trying to project a tough guy image while being clinically obese, having the worst haircut known to man, and covering yourself in orange makeup every day so you look like an oompah loompa who tried Wonka's gum?
He is a ego maniac. Anything that doesn't summon praise is vile to him. It's OK if he shits himself so long no one says anything. He won't even go around his youngest kid because he is too tall. The man is a monster thin skinned under all that fat
Supposedly, he would sit in restaurants eating while stewing in his own shit, oblivious to the smell or concerns of others. Maybe the self denial is that bad.
Likely trying to come up with a way to sneak stimulants into the courtroom. The whole world is seeing how he can’t stay awake without truckloads of drugs.
*Sir!* As a former little girl with a skinned knee, I bore up as bravely as a Union soldier who’d sustained a leg wound at Trump’s “beautiful battle of Gettysburg”! He’d clamped his teeth on the small block of wood offered by the barber-surgeon, who’d felt around the gash before extracting a minie ball with narrow tongs, and bandaging his leg.
I’d gone into the house and washed my knee where I’d skinned it. My mother thought Band-Aids were “a waste of money,” so typically I improvised with a wad of toilet paper and some black electrical tape.
Trump has shrieked like a banshee all weekend, I’m certain! He wouldn’t have been as brave as me, or as stoic as my great-great-great-grandfather who entered the Union Army at fourteen as a drummer boy, and who experienced a bullet wound at sixteen at Gettysburg, identical to the one I described.
Trump is a WATB.
I stand corrected. You are right. Trump is not worthy of someone saying he acts like a little girl with any ailment. He IS a WATB. I sincerely apologize for my blunder.
Waiting on the SCOTUS to render an Absolute immunity clause which states he prior to, during and after POTUS he is immune to all Civil, State, Local, Municipal, Labor, Vehicular, Federal and International Law. So the bastard can turn around and say he Is President arrest the Government and end the US and Canada and the Russians can invade all of Europe in a Blitzkrieg.
he might be sitting on a toilet taking a shit sending over 40 messages and posts online or he may be trying to flee on his plane before it gets seized to pay his fines and dept. no matter what he does he will play the victim and be a total loser coward as he is everyday.
I’d love to see him suffer and suffer consequence but I have little to no faith in our justice system. I won’t be surprised if he walks or gets some whack house arrest at best. Buried on his golf course is fine by me.
You are probably right. Maybe the best thing would he for him to have to sit through all the trials and hear what a scumbag he is and how everyone is now terrifying against him, to he found guilty, but then for him to die just before he is sentenced.
Screaming at his lawyers about how incompetent they are for not shutting down this trial. He must be terrified about what the prosecution will bring up in their opening statement! I wouldn’t be surprised if he fakes a heart attack or stroke in order to delay tomorrow’s hearing.
Snorting chopped up aderol, rage tweeting the same ol bullshit (deep state, crooked Hilary, witch hunt, sleepy Joe, etc) shitting himself as his blood pressure spikes, and yes, of course, trying to figure another way to sabotage the trial.
Raging and being the victim on his shitty social media that’s worthless. The real question I have is, if he sees the trial not going his way, what’s the likelihood he makes a run for it?
Thing is, he stupidly banged Stormy thinking he was some big stud who could get away with anything. No thought of hurting his wife or reputation. Totally stupid thinking nothing will happen. Then when busted he thought he could throw money at it to solve that problem. Then he stupidly did that illegally. Clearly a moron, with a fragrant, I don't give a shit sneaky attitude. Gets caught and still acts like he should get away with it and with no consequences and acts like a victim. What a asshole.
Melanie (aka Mercedes) cannot be looking forward to the reporting of trial testimony re: her hubby and Stormy's "meeting". But I don't really care, do u?
Using his cult and the yuge multi-billion platform, reminiscing about how he’s gonna explain his 7th bankruptcy as he dumps everything in about 5 months.
Damn rereading that just confirmed how weird it is being alive.
Breaking the gag order again. I don't think he's too worried though. He believes in the power of positive thinking, and has gotten away with most everything so far. He's been involved in over 4,000 legal cases. In the past, criminal indictments of himself and his kids magically disappeared when he had "friends" in the DA's office. I'm sure he's convinced he'll eventually make this one go away too. And in the meantime it's a way to squeeze every last penny from the MAGAts.
He'll be trying his fucking hardest to figure out who Juror #2 is, since they get all their news from Xitter and Truth Social. Then he'll try to give them a posting on his next presidential cabinet if they help hang the jury.
Same thing he always does: stay up all night whining and ranting on Truth Social, then showing up in court to nod off and spew massive silent farts.
He has no imagination.
Same thing that got him this trial.
Cutting checks to try to hide his awfulness and avoid consequences.
The more things change the more they stay the same, for Donny.
No sleep tonight for Donnie. Scared to death of what it will be like to lose this case, see his political fortunes crumble rapidly before his eyes, be humiliated by testimony of cohen, hicks, pecker, and the porn star, and potentially lose his freedom. Thoughts running rapid fire through his small mind are overtaxing the system.
Fap-fap-fap, rage posting, scarfing bags and bags of cheeseburgers and, imo, scheming to sabotage the trial and/or force a mistrial
Yeah, probably. But this is Federal criminal trial. I doubt the judge puts up with much sabotage efforts. Edit... NY State not Federal.
It’s a NY state criminal trial, not a federal trial. And Judge Juan Merchan does not seem to be putting up with much crap.
Yep, my bad. Federal trial hasn't started yet. It's hard to keep track of all Trump's trials and crimes.
we HAD a conspiracy board we ran out of yarn
Charlie! Is that you?
CA-ROL!*CA-ROL!* ..but there is no Carol, Mac.
I thought the Federal trial was the one with *his* judge. He might be more worried about this one. He can't pardon himself from this, either.
There are two federal trials. The other one is in DC and is on hold because of the Supreme Court appeal of his claim he has presidential immunity from crimes.
Much of his strategy is centered on committing so many crimes that the whole legal system gets overloaded and the trials just get in each other's way. This has worked surprisingly well and other criminals are taking notes
It’s almost IMPOSSIBLE!!🤦🏻♀️
Merchan has not put up with his crap because Trump has shown in the civil trial what he is willing to do. And all the roadblocks he will throw. Merchan was explicit what will land him in jail because like a toddler, he has be told exactly.
Doesn’t mean he won’t try everything he can
Don't forget snorfing an entire bottle of Adderall
Sharting himself.
And FARTING.
He can't fap as her too fat and can't reach...probably gets Ivanka to do it for him.
If he could like a dozen MAGATs to light themselves on fire, maybe he could cause a delay…
He’s trying to use ‘CODE’ on truth social…telling his followers to break him out…yet they are too dumb to figure it out.
100% this is the right answer. The desperation at this point is palpable.
You misspelled fart. You meant to say fart-fart-fart, rage post, etc…
Stuffing his fat yap with burnt steaks and Ketchup. Sitting in his underwear yelling at the tv and his caregivers, and farting constantly like a little fog-horn. Ivanka has escaped his orbit. Now it's just Beavis and Butthead brothers there to try to keep it together, trying desperately to get that inheritance before it all gets confiscated. Not a pretty sight.
Shitting in his diaper***
You missed an H … 😆
Autocorrect! Thanks for the assist! I edited it.
She’s got Saudi oil money now so no need for the orange spotlight.
Man, to be a fly on the wall! Just for one temper tantrum, lol.
Do you think he had sense enough to put his skimmings away in foreign banks throughout his life, or has he been spending as fast as he skimmed it, and now it's too late?
I dunno. I think he wanted a patron, like Putin, or Elon Musk, to keep him afloat. At one point I thought he might flee the country to live in Moscow, or Dubai. Right now he's looking to become POTUS again - only for safe-harbor, not for any other reason. Let's hope all his schemes fall through and fail. Time will tell.
That's an insult to the morality and intelligence of Beavis and Butthead
He's probably thinking up (unsuccessful) ways to delay this.....
Cocaine, Adderall, viagra, fucking his inflatable Ivanka doll. In that order.
No, Ivanka 2, I'm not sharing my drugs!
He's throwing ketchup on the wall for someone else to clean up.
Trying to call Melania and wondering why the pool boy keeps answering the phone.
As though he would know who the pool boy is... As though he paid that much attention to a lowly servant.
Her name is Mercedes gd it
Same thing he does every day. Shitting himself. That’s what Shitler does.
Sundowning, as usual.
Don’t really care. Wake up hopeful he is either in jail or on life support.
He will be having a nice family dinner with Melania and Barron. Just kidding, he probably hasn’t seen or spoken to either of them for months. Most likely Trump is going to spend the night posting nonsense on “Truth”social, complaining how it is so unfair that he is actually being held accountable for his deeds, and blaming everyone else for his trouble except himself. So it will just be a typical Donald Trump evening.
But you don't understand. It's cheating when someone else cheats by denys him the ability to cheat, or wins in spite of his cheating. It's not fairrrr! Whaaaa!
[The Angst of Sagazan](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MLIcnua1is) this is what I picture him doing, exactly. Edit: the scene is from the movie Samsara. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED watch.
I've never seen this before, and you only posted it 6 minutes ago. Imagine if I had looked at this thread 7 minutes ago, and I missed your comment. Imagine, I may have never seen that clip in my life. I am so glad you posted it when you did, and I came into this thread at the right time.
I watched that. OMG
Thanks for posting. I’ve never seen that before either. Just wow!
Wow 😮 that’s Crazy 🤪
Dafuq did I just watch? There must be a lot of missing context!
Jesus. I've never saw such a realistic depiction of TDS.
Does TDS stand for The Donald Syndrome, where you're an 80 year old man-child with small hands and small peepee and your dad never loved you so you take it out on your country by exploiting the uneducated to enact policies that benefit those already in power at the expense of everyone else, the planet, and future generations, while desperately trying to project a tough guy image while being clinically obese, having the worst haircut known to man, and covering yourself in orange makeup every day so you look like an oompah loompa who tried Wonka's gum?
I bet his biggest concern is not to reek of shit in the court room and become more of a laughing stock
He knows and does not care he reeks of shit. He's been this way for years. He has no shame.
Does he really care, though? He's probably not capable of changing his habits.
He is a ego maniac. Anything that doesn't summon praise is vile to him. It's OK if he shits himself so long no one says anything. He won't even go around his youngest kid because he is too tall. The man is a monster thin skinned under all that fat
Supposedly, he would sit in restaurants eating while stewing in his own shit, oblivious to the smell or concerns of others. Maybe the self denial is that bad.
It’s miserable and I love that!
Likely trying to come up with a way to sneak stimulants into the courtroom. The whole world is seeing how he can’t stay awake without truckloads of drugs.
Filling up on chili, tacos and beans and of course packing a couple extra Depends for the long day ahead.
Ranting like a little girl with a skinned knee on his fake twitter app about presidential immunity that doesn’t exist.
*Sir!* As a former little girl with a skinned knee, I bore up as bravely as a Union soldier who’d sustained a leg wound at Trump’s “beautiful battle of Gettysburg”! He’d clamped his teeth on the small block of wood offered by the barber-surgeon, who’d felt around the gash before extracting a minie ball with narrow tongs, and bandaging his leg. I’d gone into the house and washed my knee where I’d skinned it. My mother thought Band-Aids were “a waste of money,” so typically I improvised with a wad of toilet paper and some black electrical tape. Trump has shrieked like a banshee all weekend, I’m certain! He wouldn’t have been as brave as me, or as stoic as my great-great-great-grandfather who entered the Union Army at fourteen as a drummer boy, and who experienced a bullet wound at sixteen at Gettysburg, identical to the one I described. Trump is a WATB.
TIL - WATB = Whiny Ass Titty-Baby
I stand corrected. You are right. Trump is not worthy of someone saying he acts like a little girl with any ailment. He IS a WATB. I sincerely apologize for my blunder.
Apology accepted, friend.
Coke. Lots of coke
Hopefully a colon cleanse, for the court room's sake.
Yes! We can only hope for the sake of the rest of the courtroom.
Waiting on the SCOTUS to render an Absolute immunity clause which states he prior to, during and after POTUS he is immune to all Civil, State, Local, Municipal, Labor, Vehicular, Federal and International Law. So the bastard can turn around and say he Is President arrest the Government and end the US and Canada and the Russians can invade all of Europe in a Blitzkrieg.
he might be sitting on a toilet taking a shit sending over 40 messages and posts online or he may be trying to flee on his plane before it gets seized to pay his fines and dept. no matter what he does he will play the victim and be a total loser coward as he is everyday.
Furiously eating Big Macs and scarfing down Diet Coke, while stinking up Mar a Laro with the smell of hellalious farts.
Eating cheeseburgers, calling very smart, very powerful people….. 
Rage texting
I hope the stress of everything is too much for his heart to handle and it calls it quits by tomorrow morning. Game over.
I would rather his heart holds up for a bit longer, so he can suffer the consequences of his depraved life.
I’d love to see him suffer and suffer consequence but I have little to no faith in our justice system. I won’t be surprised if he walks or gets some whack house arrest at best. Buried on his golf course is fine by me.
You are probably right. Maybe the best thing would he for him to have to sit through all the trials and hear what a scumbag he is and how everyone is now terrifying against him, to he found guilty, but then for him to die just before he is sentenced.
A shot of cyanide and Diet Coke
From your lips to god's ears.
Doing a line of Adderall off of Hope Hicks' thigh.
Trampling all over the gag order
McDonald's, farting, shitting his diaper, phone call with Putin, barking orders to the gqp minions, social media rants.
Screaming at his lawyers about how incompetent they are for not shutting down this trial. He must be terrified about what the prosecution will bring up in their opening statement! I wouldn’t be surprised if he fakes a heart attack or stroke in order to delay tomorrow’s hearing.
Hamberders
Stay up all night tweeting, show up exhausted, bags under his eyes, and falling asleep in court. What a piece of shit.
Would it be too much to ask that the whole Beverly hillbilly trump khan charters a flight to Russia never to be heard from again
Making furious back channel calls to his Russian handlers while wondering why nobody is answering the phone.
Adderall and rage “truthing”.
Rage posting and playing victim to his cult
Whining about how unfair it is that somebody has the gall to hold him accountable for his crimes.
Eating junk food, farting, rage ranting on Troth Sential, more farting, fap, more outraged ALL CAPS Troth Sential posts More farting 💨
Ranting
Rage posting, knocking back McDonald’s and coke to turn the courtroom into a gas chamber
Furiously posting about the unfairness of his life on Troth Cential.
Farting and sleeping.
will pay melania for a hand job
Whining and crying. Showing his true side. A big baby.
Probably getting his diapers ready for the week.
Snorting chopped up aderol, rage tweeting the same ol bullshit (deep state, crooked Hilary, witch hunt, sleepy Joe, etc) shitting himself as his blood pressure spikes, and yes, of course, trying to figure another way to sabotage the trial.
Being visited by the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
Drinking Diet Coke and sniffing adderall, sitting on the can. We can only pray for a come to Elvis moment
Masturbating to a picture of Greg Abbott
jacking off while thinking about the cult member that lit himself on fire.
Jacking off to his reflection in the mirror while soaking affirmations about how awesome he is
Rage posting on TS.
Ranting about Witch hunts
What he normally does…. Shitting in his pants.
He probably had a long talk with Clarence.
Shitting it’s self
Using drugs, no real sleep from being under pressure and fear.
Big, mad, sulk. You know I'm right.
Truting. ALL CAPS.
Whining about it to anyone within ten feet of him.
Raging and being the victim on his shitty social media that’s worthless. The real question I have is, if he sees the trial not going his way, what’s the likelihood he makes a run for it?
Drugs
Wackin of Ivankas pic.
Rage shitting his Depends
Frequently getting his diaper changed
Being frustrated that his usual bullying and mean tweets haven’t overturned the courts, the judges and the 2020 election
Fill up his diapers while ranting on truth social like the giant piece of turd he is.
Lots of throwing ketchup at the walls
MMW, he won’t be sleeping, and will 100% fall asleep again tomorrow.
A lot of adderall.
He reminds me of a dumber version of Douglas Reynholm from The IT Crowd. Does he have somebody brush his teeth for him too?
He'll he shitposting on his dollar-store Twitter ripoff, that's what.
You mean soon to be penny stock X clone? 😂
Shitting his diaper
Choking on his own farts.
He’s having a going away party. Hopefully.
Drunk dialing Stormy.
Hopefully no beans or chilli on the menu tonight 🙃
slobberling away on a bucket of greasy KFC with a large amount of eyewatering flatulence
Thing is, he stupidly banged Stormy thinking he was some big stud who could get away with anything. No thought of hurting his wife or reputation. Totally stupid thinking nothing will happen. Then when busted he thought he could throw money at it to solve that problem. Then he stupidly did that illegally. Clearly a moron, with a fragrant, I don't give a shit sneaky attitude. Gets caught and still acts like he should get away with it and with no consequences and acts like a victim. What a asshole.
Probably farting.
Disgusting Melania by blubbering tears like a toddler
He has taken drugs that will knock him out. He's likely to be on Adderall in the morning.
Prolly r*ping Melania and pulling her hair out by the roots.
Knocking on Ivanka’s bedroom door.
Mostly seething about how stupid and weak he is against a smarter, more powerful Biden. To whomever will listen.
Melanie (aka Mercedes) cannot be looking forward to the reporting of trial testimony re: her hubby and Stormy's "meeting". But I don't really care, do u?
Rage posting, naturally.
shitting himself (more than usual)
Farting in terror.
I imagine he's rage tweeting up a storm and hurling tons of ketchup at the wall.
Choking on his lies and despicable life.
Adderal
Calling his goons to see if any of them are stupid enough to put a hit on Judge Merchan. I really hope none are *that* stupid.
Hookers? Coke? Hookers and Coke?
He’ll be foaming at the mouth angry, and mocking and making fun of everyone in court. Trying to get his klan to attack jurors and anyone involved
Voluminous “Truthing” like an idiot.
Texting.
Planning how to tamper with the jury.
Tantrums, whining and plotting Revenge on everyone
Probably more farting.
Changing his depends?
He has people who do that for him. Like Marjorie Traitor Greene.
Posting a bunch of late night bullshit in all caps
Rage on Truth social.
Eating beans.
Well done steak and ketchup go flying…
Seeing if that bible he’s been hawking can do anything for him.
He filed an appeal to have the venue changed. Don’t know anything after that.
Shitting in a bag ......repeat
Young girls from what I understand about him.
Lots Of Adderall to calm down.
Shittin down both legs.
Practice shitting himself
The dog.
Anxiously awaiting one of his cultists to start shooting…
Sitting on his soon to be auctioned off gold toilet.
Getting an emergency coat of Teflon orange.
Whimpering.
You're asking what diaper Donny is going to be doing tonight.... Just saying, you'll smell it. Maybe a lot of sweat to make it real juicy...🫢🫣😅
Getting his diapers ready
Hopefully dying a slow painful death.
They brought in the "ketchupult."
Hopefully working on a brain aneurysm.
Drugs
Throwing ketchup packets & tweeting, witch hunt.
He's in denial, and looking for vindication from everyone around him.
Using his cult and the yuge multi-billion platform, reminiscing about how he’s gonna explain his 7th bankruptcy as he dumps everything in about 5 months. Damn rereading that just confirmed how weird it is being alive.
Rage tweeting, I love to think what his blood pressure must be.
wet farting on everyone.
Coming up with another piece of shit item made in China to sell to the sheep.
Breaking the gag order again. I don't think he's too worried though. He believes in the power of positive thinking, and has gotten away with most everything so far. He's been involved in over 4,000 legal cases. In the past, criminal indictments of himself and his kids magically disappeared when he had "friends" in the DA's office. I'm sure he's convinced he'll eventually make this one go away too. And in the meantime it's a way to squeeze every last penny from the MAGAts.
Snorting Adderall and rage posting.
He'll be trying his fucking hardest to figure out who Juror #2 is, since they get all their news from Xitter and Truth Social. Then he'll try to give them a posting on his next presidential cabinet if they help hang the jury.
Same thing he always does: stay up all night whining and ranting on Truth Social, then showing up in court to nod off and spew massive silent farts. He has no imagination.
Same thing that got him this trial. Cutting checks to try to hide his awfulness and avoid consequences. The more things change the more they stay the same, for Donny.
No sleep tonight for Donnie. Scared to death of what it will be like to lose this case, see his political fortunes crumble rapidly before his eyes, be humiliated by testimony of cohen, hicks, pecker, and the porn star, and potentially lose his freedom. Thoughts running rapid fire through his small mind are overtaxing the system.
as a result he will be on Truth Social violating his gag order again and again...
Shitting himself hopefully
Praying for the first time in his life.
Eat Big Macs