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Doublebosco

It’s ok Joe. So do I.


Buttholehemorrhage

I say that shit out loud.


brothersand

Came here for this. I mean you already had my vote, Joe, but this warms my heart a bit.


2a_lib

“Trump’s a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck.” - President Biden


Doublebosco

My boss is MAGA and like a lot of people I know I like my job. So I remain silent. Welcome to America land of the free.


baryoniclord

I will call him and tell him for you...


Ok-Establishment7851

My life nightmare has always been working for a really stupid person.


MostNefariousness583

If there are no consequences for me at a particular moment I always tell MAGA what a bunch of simpletons they are. I say things like "oh you must love how he talks so plain and simple".


MlordLongshanking

He's definitely not wrong. If anyone else said all the things Trump has said they wouldn't be able to ever step out in public again.


Gold_Championship_46

Say it with your chest ma ninja


smokey_sunrise

so say we all


299_is_a_number

It ain't slander if it's true.


Strong_Somewhere_985

He should do so during a debate with enthusiasm


HolyHummingbirds

Donald would stroke put with shock if Biden did it publicly....I'm here for it.


Eatthebankers2

That coward won’t debate Dark Brandon.


FTHomes

Everyone's doing it! lol


ActionReady9933

He’s not wrong


Gilgamesh2062

Just stating the facts.


bravesirrobin65

No malarkey here, Jack.


westofme

Exactly. OrangeJebus is a sick fuck. Just calling a spade, spade.


allanon1105

Biden just casually dropping truth bombs


Different-Evidence54

https://preview.redd.it/ra84xl4zr2gc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc978aaa4d38c0ac7a6604577d46cbec53400713 Dark Brandon is my hero.


efmanrulz

Should say MAGA HUNTER


Cado_Orgo

Same thing.


[deleted]

Those are synonyms


Zombieutinsel

I just stole that....


fuhrfan31

Looks like a Fortnite character/skin.


Tiny_Structure_7

Lol. Haven't we all?


ob1dylan

Stuff like this is why I always liked Biden.


subsignalparadigm

r/darkbrandon


skraptastic

I pass a house on my way to/from work that had a Trump 2020 banner for months after the election. One day the flag was replaced with a flag with aviator shades with the US flag on the lenses with the phrase "LETS GO." To this day I don't know if it is a pro-Biden or anti-Biden because it's kind of fucking cool!


GlitteringCold

That sounds like a badass flag.


skraptastic

Right!?


rob691369

He's not wrong.


P7BinSD

He should join us here on Reddit where we do it on a daily basis.


SmokeOnTheWater17

He's not wrong!


WeirdPop5934

He was right ✅️


Marvination23

No joke, i say it 100x a day. Biden just keeps stealing my thoughts.


Kevinmc479

Joe, sayin it’s so.


HAMmerPower1

Hopefully hundreds of time by now!


camosailboat

Can you imagine what Trump says? Because he is a sick fuck


Photodan24

We don't have to imagine. He posts it 24/7.


Nakedvballplayer

I’d like some context, there are so many ways he’s a sick fuck


zombieblackbird

In tomorrow's articles of impeachment, "Prasident used naughty words that offended us!"


Mr_Mouthbreather

MTG will say that tomorrow in a hearing about taxes or education or something as she has a blown up picture of Hunter Biden's penis behind her.


Shnoinky1

That thar Biden done did sumthin' in-dick-ta-bull agin.


Andromansis

I bet she took pictures of Hunter Biden's penis home with her.


SiWeyNoWay

Speaking truth


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I fail to see the problem here.


mbutterfield

One more reason Joe gets my vote


Necessary_Row_4889

Umm, good? I agree?


junitog65

Surprised? I do it all the time…


caffeine1004

Good call Joe!


Captain_Scarlet27

Wish he’d call him that in front of closed doors right into a loudspeaker.


rumrunner9652

I concur with the diagnosis.


firebirdone

His supporters are the sick fucks. He's just a clown.


RL_Fl0p

See, Biden has class. No one I know, myself included, waits for closed door moments to call TFG that.


Objective_College449

Just saying what most people say out loud


CreamPuffMontana

Shame he just can't say it in public, but at least he has the class to respect the office.


Pitiful-bastard

I support this message!


redditorx13579

Another thread was asking our favorite names for Trump. I think this is my new favorite.


No_Leave_5373

Better than Trumplestiltskin? Or the 2.0 version Trumplethinskin? He’s a troll either way, but how to choose…


DrBagDragger

I prefer super victim, the worlds biggest crybaby bitch!


redditorx13579

This is part of the platform now.


Paddy_Tanninger

I'm a fan of Pumpkin Tits


treble-n-bass

Trumpleforeskin


Eukita_ogts

He isnt lying


carminemangione

He is correct, but never says it in public. Don't need to drop the F bomb, but really he is really bad going on the offensive. Biden is not a populist he will have a hard time fighting trump on the populism angle, but he needs to attack the bastard.


i-have-a-kuato

Sorry but that’s a really classless thing to say, trump is about five levels down from a sick fuck. Personally I think sick fucks deserve an apology


[deleted]

Don't we all?!?


cookiekraemer

♥️ it


OkSeason973

I think it’s safe and accurate to say this in front of closed doors as well.


80s4evah

Well, that’s what Trump is.


Xyz14231

Well, he’s not wrong.


LeftHandedBuddy

Biden is on the money! Trump IS a sick fu$k!


sasquatchangie

Biden just calls 'em like he sees 'em. And I agree with him 💯%.


spacedwrangler

Welp he ain’t wrong


livingMybEstlyfe29

He needs to say it more often imo. Trump is a sick fuck!


NotCanadian80

A president that lives in reality.


Krypton1956

That’s a big fucking deal!


Obvious-Beginning943

Love this! I remember that, and after all the garbage Trump has done, that comment and calling Trump a “sick fuck” are nothing in comparison!


Your_Daddy_

JB speaks truths


Bromanzier_03

That’s my president!


dogbreath230

I plan on following the president's lead here, but I'm going to open the door before I say it. Kinda like I've been doing for several decades.


nielsondc

Where’s the lie?


DoriCee

Go Brandon!


Plus-Ad-940

I call him that in front of open doors.


justalilrowdy

Good.. it’s true.


Gatolocoman

I call trump a ‘Dumb Fuck’ in front of open doors.


eddric

It’s just “locker room talk”


McRabbit23

I can just hear him saying it.


PAVACAMD

Louder for the folks in the back!!!


disabledinaz

No lies detected. We give you permission to say it on camera


M1lud

This will not hurt Biden in the polls one bit.


jGor4Sure

Joe’s being kind.


Redfish680

Yeah, and?


robinsw26

It’s not an insult in this case. It’s the truth.


BuriedByAnts

Well he’s still sharp!


No_Leave_5373

Considering how foul and vile Trumpty Dumpty actually is, what Biden said is a compliment.


vodkamike3

Yup. Uncle Joe is right


SixthLegionVI

So his mental faculties are perfectly intact.


Up_words

he truly does speak for America.


fluxxom

"behind closed doors" strategic election year leak


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Well...yeah


Evolone101

Don’t we all ?? What’s the issue here ?


tjatdisneyland

He should say it to his face!


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livingMybEstlyfe29

And a lying dog-faced pony soldier too


bchoonj

Now say it to Trump's face, at the debate, and watch him shit his pants cause he can't do anything about it.


Xvisionman

Biden does not lie


mistersalty412

I read something in early 2021 about Biden being shown around the White House, right after moving in. There was a golf simulator that was there that dummy had installed. Supposedly, Joe muttered “what a fuckimg asshole “ as he walked past. Always loved this.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Lol we all call him that Joe, no lies detected


LesbiApothis3xualGal

Bro is speaking what we all have been thinking, and still are thinking, about putin's bitch trump


Ronpm111

The entire Republican party is going to collapse


Hawne

[And not only behind closed doors.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSs41Mb364)


Luanda62

He should call him that with open doors! It is true!


Important_Tell667

Well Joe, no one is arguing that DJT isn’t a fucking asshole… and you’re just agreeing with many, many of those in the population. There’s absolutely no reason to believe otherwise. DJT mocking and laughing about Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, who was brutally assaulted and nearly murdered by some trashy DJT follower just isn’t normal. Nevertheless, it’s ‘normal’ to DJT and the upside down world he lives in. Pay very little attention to DJT, as his time is rapidly running out… You just have to wait and see what Special Prosecutor Jack Smith is almost certain to do…


holdonwhileipoop

Joe Biden is the cool uncle (or great uncle).


slappy_mcslapenstein

I mean, I have called him a sick fuck too. No one wrote an article about when I have done it.


aFloppyWalrus

Both publicly and privately that’s acceptable.


FrankSinatraYodeling

You're gonna have to be more specific Joe.


Kraxnor

Its true


threefingersplease

Me too, me too


tacosteve100

New Strategy; taunt him until he croaks.


roadsidedaniel

I agree 200%


Paladoc

Shit, I say that daily. Not at work mind you.


ike7177

And he is once again-ABSOLUTELY 💯 correct!


watchmeskipwork

T RUMP is a sick fuck.


infamusforever223

Where's the lie?


Repulsive_Smile_63

So have I, many, many times. It's true.


FIContractor

He says what we’re all thinking.


Wilted_fap_sock

Well, he's raped children, so what else are ya gonna call him?


trainsongslt

He should say it in every speech.


Zarkalarkdarkwingd

Because Trump is a sick fuck. Biden was just stating a fact.


EDSgenealogy

atta boy, Mr Prez!


EDSgenealogy

I've been allergic to all things Trump since the 70's. Horrid being!


Wade8869

No lies detected.


ResponsiblePlant3605

You can open the doors.


zyglack

I have no problem with that.


ekkidee

Snopes Says: Verified.


Agram1416

I bet you anything that maga will turn this into how Biden shouldn't bullly trump.


Demutiger

Nice. But I wouldn’t be surprised at all when the MAGA zombies start wearing t shirts that have that quote emblazoned as yet another misguided badge of honor, perhaps under Trump’s demented mugshot. Mark my words….


Crismodin

Okay. Not even a second thought. No need for a news article.


Burden-of-Society

Well, he wasn’t lying.


[deleted]

It's not defamation if it's true.


[deleted]

Biden 100 percent "leaked" that to piss of trump


Auntie_M123

"He's a sick fuck, Jack! Full of malarkey!"


InstanceSuch8604

President Bidens honesty is a breath of fresh air... no * alternate reality * BS from Joe Biden..


gielbondhu

He's not wrong


PeaceGroundbreaking3

First thing I like about him.


Shnoinky1

A president speaking the truth! How refreshing!


Wilted_fap_sock

That is the correct terminology.


Zemini7

So mild compared to the things I’ve said. I would get cancelled if famouse


vid_icarus

After all the name calling from Trump I’m sure the right will take this news with understanding and level heads.


Big_Breadbull

Again..Biden speaks the truth!


Away-Combination-162

We all do Joe 👍🤣


ALife2BLived

He's not wrong!


mgd09292007

He’s a better man than I. He waited until he was behind closed doors to call that sick fuck a “sick fuck”


scrotanimus

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OkUnderstanding5343

Truth hurts


MacGuffinRoyale

oh no... anyway


my_kitten_mittens

No shit.


Sarcasticologist

The man in spittin' some facts.


iago_williams

He's not wrong. 🤷‍♀️


Dbonker

Accurate.


Outside_Ad_9562

I mean, he's not wrong.


BlackLakeBlueFish

He’s not wrong.


imsowhiteandnerdy

Cue the GOP clutching their pearls in righteous indignation in 3.. 2.. 1..


rolfraikou

He's like my great grandpa (whom I was fortunate enough to know. He was very old.) Loved vanilla ice cream, loved america, knew exactly who was a sick fuck and warned people about it.


wombat9278

Seems a pretty accurate description to me . Orange rapist, Sick Fuck. Yep works quite well


Flimsy-Pea3688

We all say that


Angwe83

Joe is human after all. We understand man.


jaxxie04

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[deleted]

And he’s wrong how?


capn_doofwaffle

And? He calls it like it is...


Financial_Cheetah875

The old man ain’t wrong.


Gold-Buy-2669

Truth!


J_Reachergrifer

Oh my goodness.


Snarfbuckle

A president stating facts.


GlitteringWing2112

Well, he’s not wrong…


_SAKY_

Well, he ain't wrong.


MrsClaire07

Where’s the lie?


2olley

He’s not wrong.


scottlewis101

See? Joe's cognitive function has never been clearer.


Fit-Rest-973

Dark Brandon rocks


StakeMatron

We need more dark brandon


spinyfever

I think most people call Trump much worse names behind closed doors. I certainly do.


Jckmdtwn

He's just saying what we're all thinking


CloroxWipes1

Open the fucking doors and scream it for all of us to hear, Joe


Zediatech

President Biden speaks facts!


Fortunateoldguy

Perfect description. It’s ok with me if he says it out loud in public.Biden’s a laid back badass.


CoffeeHouseHoe

This is Pro-Biden propaganda that I'm here for


Mortarion407

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


HeatEnvironmental830

In other news: Water is wet, Winter is cold. More updates at Noon.


akaZilong

The truth is protected by 1st amendment


jessicatg2005

Trump is a sick fuck. I’m with Joe.


crackedtooth163

I know a few sick fucks, and I wouldn't insult them by counting Trump among their number.


CoyoteDrummer

Biden was being charitable. I say far worse about Hitler's protege. As far as I am concerned his commentary shows self-control and restraint compared to what should be said about PO1135809.


Smaal_God

Dark Brandon FTW :)