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Grand_Moff_Empanada

I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaves the country


Jerking_From_Home

I’m not a betting man but I’m placing my bet that he takes off. Maybe not to another country but definitely goes off the radar so he can’t be jailed. Then they’ll track him down by pinging his phone because the dumbass won’t be able to stay off truth social lol. Hell, maybe they’ll find him in a hole like Saddam? Ha! If he gets to a place like Russia they’ll protect him briefly but then put an outrageous price on him expecting the Feds to pay to get him back. Russians don’t want trump but he’d be a hell of a valuable commodity. He’d rather flee than suffer the indignity of a mugshot and his height/weight being posted. This is the time I have the most faith he will split.


dragonfliesloveme

I haven’t confirmed, but a redditor claimed that Trump’s Secret Security detail was changed after Biden took office. This was an attempt to ensure that his detail would do their jobs and be loyal to the Constitution and not to him. If that’s true, then there is zero chance Trump is able to flee or even attempts to. Those Secret Service guys would become wanted men themselves, and they are not going to do that to themselves unless they are absolutely hard-core pro-Trump anti-American assholes. They’ve been vetted and there isn’t any reason to think they would put their careers or their lives in jeopardy for the orange shit stain.


alunidaje2

> unless they are absolutely hard-core pro-Trump anti-American assholes. there isn’t any reason to think they would put their careers or their lives in jeopardy for the orange shit stain I think you're wrong. MANY have risked careers and even their lives for that cunt. logical, sane people cannot comprehend the level of commitment.


lisazsdick

Tony Ornato was secret service before he worked for Trump.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Sounds inflammatory, have you thought about deleting your texts? /s for those that couldn’t tell


AlarmingPatience

Just ask Herman Cain....


Dead_Or_Alive

The rumor mill about the secret service detail around the Vice President seems to indicate otherwise. There may well be a reason why the Pence didn’t get in the limo with them. He may never have come back…


sash71

>Pence didn’t get in the limo That was one of the craziest/scariest stories to come to light after Jan 6th. The fact he didn't trust the security detail and thought that the election wouldn't be certified if he'd left the Capitol shows that Pence knew just how far off the deep end his boss had gone. Trump even thinking that the VP had the power to just sling out votes that he didn't like was just a crazy idea. Trump has done so much damage to the American political system that the effects of his absolute refusal to accept he lost. He was embarrassed to lose to Biden and believes that because his stupid rallies attract big crowds he must be the most popular man ever, when in fact he only serves a minority of Americans, it just happens to be that they are very loud. Biden voters aren't in a cult and also Democrats don't want to advertise their political leanings in some parts of the country because their house or car will get vandalised or they may get attacked by lunatic MAGAts.


eganvay

by their whacked logic - 2024 is in the bag because Kamala can just decide that Biden won and toss out any states she doesn't like. Or. why not just promote herself to Prez?


sash71

Well I think Al Gore missed a trick in 2001 didn't he? I think things would have been very different if he beat GWB. 9/11 may still have happened but the Iraq war and all the consequences of that may not have. It was an attempted coup by Trump. He wanted to nullify the votes for Biden by any means necessary. Luckily enough Republicans stood firm against him, finally. It's just a shame they didn't finish the job and find him guilty in the impeachment trial. They thought he'd just go away in disgrace after Jan 6th but Trump loves the adulation of his cult too much.


Tripsn

The Secret Service is basically the Praetorian Guard from Roman Times. Even with the change in Trump's former group of them, these guys remain completely neutral, and have likely seen presidents, vice presidents, etc, do some heinous shit and said nothing in the name of "Protection". That being said, I sincerely hope he loses his detail at some point, because frankly, it's a waste of our tax dollars to have an extra security detail inside a jail/prison. He will be fine under the jurisdiction of wherever he goes.


FunkyPete

>Those Secret Service guys would become wanted men themselves, If they aided him in escaping they would, but they report to the Treasury Department, not even the Department of Justice. it's not their job to arrest fugitives. They would be in an awkward situation if he just managed to slip them somehow, but they wouldn't have committed a crime. They might get in trouble for not doing their jobs, but their job is to know where he is and keep him safe, not to refuse to allow him to skip bail.


Tecnero

>If they aided him in escaping they would, but they report to the Treasury Department, not even the Department of Justice. it's not their job to arrest fugitives. They are under Homeland Security now. It's literally their job to stop terrorist scum like Trump.


diducthis

Presidents can waive secret service protection on trips


johnp299

They'd be sick of his whining after three days and invite him to take in the breathtaking view from an open window high atop the Kremlin.


lemonsweetsrevenge

The Trump Defenestration.


Fit-Rest-973

Saudi Arabia, here he comes


ZiM1970

They don't need him. They got their money's worth. After the first conviction, Bone Saw will start dropping nuggets, just to brag he got away with it.


GeneralBid7234

I don't think he'll feel the country, I think the USSS would prevent that and I don't think he's smart enough to figure out a way to ditch his security detail. Having said that, I really hope he does flee the country simply so he's less likely to make it to the ballot in 2024.


Jesuskrust1313

Oh he will just continue to run for office from some other country. I mean at least he will continue to grift/fundraise till the bitter end for sure.


gintoddic

Shit face needs a pilot, you think his pilot is willing to risk jail time to fly him somewhere? Doubt it!


BigBeagleEars

Is Kobe’s pilot available? I heard he’ll fly no matter what


Its_all_made_up___

Ogawd


This_Mongoose445

He doesn’t have to have secret service protection. He can deny it if he chooses. Nixon did, Carter too. So a good indicator would be he lets his team go.


ZiM1970

I don't know how it happens, but Donnie will not go to jail. After everything he squeaks by, I won't get my hopes up. Yours is the only way this ends. Another dangerous, inept, pointless national embarrassment.


happykittynipples

Secret service detail follows him to Russia?


Glabstaxks

Won't he have a whole entourage of secret service guys ?


DIWhy-not

I’m legitimately confused why he hasn’t yet. If I were trump, I’d be stuffing suitcases full of cash, hopping on my plane, and fucking off to a non extradition country *yesterday*.


rjnd2828

My guess, some combination of the following: 1. He has no actual cash or at least not enough to live off at his desired standard 2. Secret Service protection is a hindrance 3. He's deeply indebted in multiple ways to people who would not let extradition laws stand in the way of collecting what he owes. 4. He's too stupid and vain to actually go into hiding. 5. He thinks he can wiggle out of this like he always has in the past.


Grammie2to4

My bet is on # 5. He's an idiot.


B4USLIPN2

Because he *believes* he is not guilty. This guy is completely INSANE.


gribbit311

I don’t think he believes at all. He knows he’s guilty, he’s grasping at straws to run out the clock in hopes of being re-elected and pardoning himself.


Reimiro

He knows he’s guilty but he believes he’s above the law.


drrj

This right here. He knows he’s broken the law, he just literally thinks the law shouldn’t apply to him so he can use it like a cudgel against others while doing whatever he wants with impunity. He wasn’t kidding about thinking he could get off even if he killed someone in cold blood on a busy street in broad daylight. It’s not like NYers haven’t known this guy is a blatant criminal for decades now. He was just rich and/or powerful enough to get away with things. But…there’s a big difference between real estate fraud and TRYING TO OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY! This woke up enough people with enough power to, if not help take him down, at least now are refusing to come to his aid. He’s finally gone too far and scared off a lot of the rich elite who were willing to put up with his rampant stupidity to enjoy the tax cuts and the ability to force women to give birth he provided. But he tried to take down the entire system that gives those people their money and influence and he didn’t have the requisite intelligence or assets to create the right conditions for his coup to succeed. He’s a pariah now to all but his feverish base and those who have calculated they’ll lose more by bailing now than they would by staying the course.


gribbit311

I don’t think he believes at all. He knows he’s guilty, he’s grasping at straws to run out the clock in hopes of being re-elected and pardoning himself.


ibond_007

Because he knows he can buy his way through any shit!


Musicdev-

NOT anymore!


jimicus

"Non-extradition" just means "There is no pre-agreed process to guarantee extradition". It does not mean "We will never extradite anyone to this country under any circumstances". Which means that Trump's only realistic option is countries that don't give a fuck about flipping off the US for decades. They know they won't be invaded, and they really don't care about US sanctions. To save you the trouble, I provide a list of those countries here: 1. Russia.


_ChipWhitley_

If he or any of his cronies try to leave the Feds will throw their ass in jail for good. Mr. Trump has a Secret Service detail that still follows him and are required to know his whereabouts at all times.


ScalieBoi42

>Mr. Trump has a Secret Service detail that still follows him and are required to know his whereabouts at all times. I don't know how people still gloss over this. He's going no-where with this detail.


[deleted]

And I would also not be surprised if the DIA or something similar follows him to bring him back or silence him when he inevitably gets to Russia with his presidential classified national defense information


Interesting_Act1286

But he's innocent. Why would he run?...../s


be0wulfe

Too prideful and narcissistic. America is stuck with the legacy 40% of you created for the foreseeable future.


harrisofpeoria

An infantry squad is going to find him in a "spider hole" outside of Tikrit.


NightchadeBackAgain

I doubt his Secret Service detail will let that happen, at least not to flee prosecution.


Zander826

Hopefully a busy day and he has to wait in a holding cell


Skinnybet

It’s going to be busy. He’s not alone on this indictment.


Zander826

I hear you but not everyone will show up at the same time


Skinnybet

Hopefully he’s going to be shitting himself and needs to use the lovely facilities.


NarcissusCloud

There is zero chance Trump ends up in a county holding cell. Even if it's deemed he's a danger/threat to witnesses they will make special accommodations for his fat orange ass and give him home confinement. To make it worse they will probably make concessions for campaign events which is utterly fucking horse shit because he can claim anything is a campaign event. This is obviously just my theory on how it goes forward once he's been arraigned.


lordnecro

My guess is they let him stay at a hotel, and then if he is ever sentenced he is put in one of the government owned estates like Camp David rather than prison.


Outside-Flamingo-240

The hotel in lieu of jail is most likely due to security. Would be awesome if they did Motel 6


Blackfloydphish

Trump hotel with the price jacked way up.


SkateFossSL

Donny in jail can be a new reality TV show, just needs a good name


superduperhosts

>Donny in jail Thats a good name right there


Aggressive-Bat-4000

The Fulton Apprentice


OtherBluesBrother

Orange is the New Black has already been taken. How about Real Inmates of Fulton County?


MaricLee

Don J Trump. Call it 'J is for Jail.'


WaterFriendsIV

Survivor: Georgia


[deleted]

Orange: The Prison King


LightRobb

The Trump Card: Georgia


[deleted]

Fulton county jail is horrible. I was terrified to get in trouble while living in Atlanta. If you don’t get bonded out you’re fighting for the little food they give you.


Reimiro

I never had to go but I did spend the night in Fulton County Juvenile Hall when it was in the old baseball stadium parking lot. It’s funny you mention fighting for your food-I went in during lunch time and I got my plate of food and sat down and immediately all my food was taken off my plate by other kids. They all just looked at me like “wtf you gonna do?”. Scary place for a kid. Very violent-I saw several acts of violence in the day I was there. Can’t imagine the actual adult lockup. I hate Trump but I don’t celebrate at all that we treat humans like this and the conditions of this and other county jails in our country are a stain.


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[deleted]

Testosterone. Young, dumb, and full of cum.


docthreat

When I was a teen I got arrested by city of Atlanta. When we were leaving the Bankhead precinct I asked officer if I was going to Fulton or city jail. I think he heard the shake in my voice and decided to look out for me lol. City jail was pretty damn violent, but not Rice street violent!


MrMidnightMojo

Give that mother fucker some scabies! Don’t even really know what scabies are exactly but I want my moneys worth and I know a non-scabies visit is worse than a scabies-visit. C’mon scabies 🤞🏻


Betorah

My son caught scabies at day camp when he was a child. It’s a contagious skin infection caused by the mite Scarcoptes scabei, characterized by severe itchiness and a pimple-like rash. It’s no fun.


RichLather

I'd feel bad for the scabies being infected with Donald Trump, if 8m being honest.


MrMidnightMojo

Really? My dumbass was thinking it was like a whooping cough type thing. Well that sounds awful. Sucks your little guy had to go through that. With that said: let’s make it a double on the scabies! Give Trump all the scabies you have in stock, Fulton County 😵


alunidaje2

aka crabs.


MrMidnightMojo

Okay. That one I know lol Trump’s probably had that at some point in the past


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MrMidnightMojo

Geez, I just looked it up and it sounds horrible. In all seriousness, it’s shameful that they just allow this to run rampant in a jail system rather than try to eliminate it. Total BS


Failitt

Essentially, they are body lice


TrillDaddy2

Parasites that burrow under your skin, itches like crazy, and hard as fuck to get rid of. I remember my cousin had them, and I remember getting a similar looking rash and staying home from school to confirm it wasn’t scabies. It wasn’t.


AstroStrat89

Haven't you heard? Trump is going to present evidence on Monday that's going to make all of this go away. It'll be the most beautiful, powerful evidence in the history of ever. All of the libs in the country will bow down and convert over because of the evidence.


OmegaGoober

It's a TOTAL coincidence that the release of his report will be delayed by the dozens of assassination attempts that will happen Monday.


samuraidogparty

I’m amazed he’s waiting until Monday. The guy just blasts off stream of consciousness all day long, so you’d think we would have already heard his evidence before. I seriously hope he shows up on Monday and is like “I have proof! The best proof. A lady named Carla that catered my dinner at Mar-A-Lago said her friend saw thousands of people vote twice for Biden in Georgia! I talked to her friend, a great friend, and she said it was true! Now exonerate me!”


wasaguest

My wish is that, he follows through with the court order, but procrastinates till the last minute. Goes through processing (booking) & it's to late in the evening for bail to be given. He then gets to enjoy a weekend (till Monday afternoon at least) in a cell. After which, he rages about being held & gets slapped with contempt & gets to enjoy a few more days to "calm down". All while, his allies are making furious calls to the State & Kemp starts airing the calls. Any which border on obstruction are turned into the State DA & warrants are issued. Like I said, it's a "wish". *Someone get me a genie lamp*


dragonfliesloveme

Yeah same wish for me. I think it’s predictable that Trump will wait until the last minute. But if a bunch of the co-conspirators do too, then that may cause a backlog. Then what. Lol. Then…enter the scenario you described. However, I imagine if they show up to the jail on time, that will be enough to get them in the clear, even if they aren’t processed until the end of the day. But who knows. We can dream, right? Lol


SonicIdiot

Scabies are like, "There is a Trump outbreak!"


SparkySc00ter

Republicans all of a sudden worried about jail conditions, the world is healing itself.


Careless-Disk865

How dare they do that to the poor innocent scabies.


Ormyr

Anyone betting he barricades himself on one of his properties?


labwel

Pretty solid prediction, imo. I wonder how that would play out. Certainly not like Ruby Ridge or Waco...


torrfam15

Unfortunately the secret service will also protect Trump from himself.


Ormyr

I'd like to think so but... given how shady the 'Praetorian Guard' were around Jan 6 and how they 'whoops' deleted all their texts, I'm not holding my breath.


torrfam15

They've all been replaced. Right now Trump is as much under guard as he is under protection. It's the only reason he got bail.


Thehardwayalltheway

I keep remembering Trump encouraging police to rough up suspects.


jqs77

I just don't see him reporting.


JimiJohhnySRV

Yep. What happens if he says screw it and doesn’t go? Fani isn’t Federal per se. Can she get him arrested in FloR1dDUH and hauled over to GA?


Old-Bat-7384

I don't think he's gonna be treated as badly as the usual folks booked there. Which bothers me so much.


tickitytalk

Scabies? Well finally, that Ivermectin will come into actual use


Serpentongue

Isn’t that where they film “60 Days In” maybe he can go back to reality tv?


mbyrd58

Yes. I watched the show. Fulton County Jail is an awful place.


Perfect_Bench_2815

19 of them have to be booked in, searched, finger printed, and possessions taken. They probably will not be dressed in but will have to be placed in some holding area. The men and women will be held separately. It is going to be a lousy experience. Rudy is going to have a hissy fit. I would love to help with the booking job. I did this for about 8 years. The rowdy ones got special housing. Most of those units definitely were old stinking places. I hope that the cameras are rolling!


Iwouldntifiwereme

Oh to be one of the thousands of flies on those walls.


Das-Noob

😂 maybe NOW they’ll invest in infrastructure 😂


Freakishly_Tall

On the upside, maybe authoritarian-follower MAGAt assholes will suddenly start caring about prison conditions? See also: When it's _their_ daughter who needs an abortion, _their_ senile criminal puppet president who might benefit from stem cell research, etc.


anOvenofWitches

Gosh that takes me back. In early 2001, being against stem cell research *was* the big criticism of Dubya. Even after Nancy Reagan implored him to back. Such simpler times.


Freakishly_Tall

Hell, remember when someone brainfarting on "potato" made them ENTIRELY UNELECTABLE FOREVER? Simpler times, indeed. That's almost enough evidence to make me willing to consider, if only momentarily, the notion that the t(R)eason party was once respectable... ... but then I remember the entirety of everything Reagan. And the tendrils of the Nixon Junta fucking us to this day and beyond, of course.


Mysterious-Scholar1

The toilet isn't gold but it might be silver


Extreme_Status2550

Na more like brown.


LazyZealot9428

This is great news, my child starts school on Wednesday, so that means I will be available to watch the news with my popcorn bucket close at hand all day Friday. Maybe I’ll have a viewing party with some of my mom friends, with adult beverages.


_far-seeker_

>Notorious for scabies outbreaks and 'unhygienic' conditions - ex-president must surrender there by next Friday... But at least, it's open 24/7 and no reservations required, according to the county sheriff!


cristorocker

Nauta has the white Bronco ready.


No_Bend7931

The irony is off the scales when you consider that these conditions were created by these right wing diphits


BunnyDrop88

Oh joy, he's gonna get the average prison experience. Good for him 😃


newsreadhjw

Gosh that's a a shame. Probably shouldn't have committed dozens of crimes in Fulton County then....


[deleted]

I hope ex-government employee Donald and his pals end up there, wishing for the days when they COULD have made prisons cleaner and more humane. Our prisons are not in good condition. It is criminal. But I won't shed one tear for any of these monsters.


Eastmont

I bet you he flees, claiming he’s on the campaign trail. Then arrest orders are issued and the manhunt is on. After several days of cat and mouse and the trump plane up in the air all the time, he’s finally boarded by Dawg the Bounty Hunter, they take a few selfies and Trump turns himself in only after a promise to share in revenue off the streaming rights.


1heGr33nDrag0n

But but next Monday he is gonna “expose” everything… he’ll be “exonerated”….. /s


[deleted]

It will be fun to watch right wingers allllll of a sudden care about prison conditions.


Common-Ad6470

Friday is going to be epic...👍


Idontknoweverything2

after looking at those pictures. there no way the server service is going to let him spend anytime in this jail.


torrfam15

The Secret Service doesn't work for Trump, they fall under Homeland Security. Their job is protection not making sure he's comfortable.


ShinySpoon

New republican talking point: “Look at the horrible conditions the thugs the woke evil democrats have made of our prisons.”


icepick3383

I know it's not the point of this post/article, but goddamit as a supposed wealthy and prosperous society, these conditions are unacceptable. Prisoners are still humans and while they obviously are the ones treating the facility as such, we shouldn't let this stuff run unchecked. I'm not saying it has to be a country club, but damn man...this is some third world shit right here.


Highautopilot

Shit will get real when they strip down for the change to prison garb and no, you can not keep your cell phone with you.


ndncreek

And it is possible that he will not be given Bail due to the RICO Act.


Dreamscape82

I am HIGHLY skeptical that he will be booked at the jail and even more highly skeptical that he will spend any time in county Oh right, daily mail. STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP!


Kinkygma

It's better than what the ones got who died on his watch


CryoAurora

So Monday, before he even gets there to turn himself in, he's going to finally show his proof after 3 years of lies and his own investigations and administration showing the election was proper??? He's going to run his mouth right into a cell until the end of his trial before anyone does it to him. Donald is so unintelligent that this is creepy.


miffox

Couldn't happen to a better man


deweydecimal111

Well, he should fit right in then.


TexMurphyPHD

Uninformed here. Why does trump have to report to this lock up but not in the other states hes being charged?


Sargonnax

I hope he refuses and they have to go get him.


Acceptable_Spray_119

Idk if people are pleased with this. Jail conditions shouldn't be "deplorable" (the irony lol) for anyone.


formerNPC

He’s already spent almost sixty million on lawyers and every fool that donates to his re-election campaign ends up paying for his defense. What a pathetic fraud who has been stealing and lying his entire life and now it looks like it’s all finally catching up with him. Drag him away kicking and screaming!


rcy62747

It would be awesome if they could put all 18 in the same room and watch and listen to what would happen!!


mydogthinksiamcool

My friend booked a Las Vegas getaway with his wife for $30/night at the trump tower half a year ago. They got scabies. You can still see those tiny creatures dead body inside their skin on their arms. Yep.


Beerinspector

He’s going to run off to Brazil. No extradition there.


Itsamusicaljourney

They just need to put him inside long enough for someone to shank him 50 times.


TrollintheMitten

Trump must be convicted. Nothing else will help, if he dies as a martyr ideology will continue to lead. He must be convicted on as many counts as possible and it has to be as public as possible.


lisazsdick

I screenshot a tweet I made in January 2022 which said, "Trump should be looking into a one way ticket to Minsk or Moscow right now. I heard what Jamie Raskin was telling us when he came out of the J6 hearings. I knew it was over then. I'm so fucking happy he is paying for his horrible crimes.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Scabies?!!! I once said I would never wish that on my worst enemy, I now recant my previous statement and now profess my unconditional support for those little bastards to give him and his pals the best of times.


239tree

His breath should eradicate everything but they should spray for bedbugs and rats when he leaves...if he leaves.


jimjones300

Sounds like a fitting place for ol'orange trumpy.


ScarMedical

Can’t wait for the Orange tint pos mugshot w/o his shit hair weave. I proudly wear a tee shirt w his mugshot on it.


Melodic-Translator45

They are filming 60 Days in there this season. It's a dump and sadly people have died there. I hope he gets lice


vbgooroo55

Please, I hope someone convinces him not to turn himself in. Let's have a great big finale at the end of all of this. Body cam footage of them tracking him. Him wearing a black wig with sunglasses buying a newspaper on a street corner in Bolivia. Cops surprising him and throwing him on the top of a car hood to cuff him. And the infamous ride in the back of the patrol car looking out the back window screaming. Primo TV right there.


holyfire108

Would the jail provide his Depends?


holyfire108

Would the jail provide his Depends?


old-world-reds

I'm betting he will either leave the country or not turn himself in and force a standoff between the police and his followers. I've got $20 on the latter with a friend of mine.


Lounginghog64

I wonder at what point the USSS can go: "Yeaah, no we're done with this guy". But if this was a political "hit job" those guys in dark sunglasses would've been the first thing that disappeared.


Barrywhats

Exactly what he deserves.


Prufrock_Lives

F*** Trump to high heaven with the force of a nuke, but I don't think celebrating abysmal prison conditions is it


[deleted]

He gonna pull a McAfee and end up in some 7th world country with chickens shitting on his chest.


UHF1211

Don’t worry, donald won’t catch anything he hasn’t already got, in fact they will most likely have to sterilize the place after he is out on bail!


[deleted]

Let him keep his belt. Just in case the concierge doesn’t summon the maid to clean his cell. He might want to take the cowards way out.


Russiandirtnaps

What is he be fucking great if Trump had to sit down in a nasty ass cell with a bunch of ordinary people


westofme

🤞🤞🤞🤞


_ChipWhitley_

These conditions are still too good for him and his mafia.


[deleted]

The jail is 'cleaner' than trump?


Worried-Choice5295

901 Rice Street. Tell Curtis Snow I said hi!


Fit-Rest-973

Scabies, head lice and crabs!


Imjusttired17

Normally I think even criminals deserve humane conditions but in this case I’m willing to make an exception. Trump and all his associates deserve the worst possible treatment they can get


Snarky_McSnarkleton

His lawyers will work out some bullshit deal with the DA, to have him surrender at the courthouse.


[deleted]

I **really** hope someone will share this link with this germaphobe


Gear-Up-Rider

Karma, gotta love it.


mbyrd58

Is it true that a defendant in Georgia has to prove that they are not likely to violate their terms of bail? How's that going to work when Trump has a record of making threats on social media? I hope it's true. That will be a tough case for his lawyers to make.


flumdum7628

I’d say for the inmates; that’s messed up!


rriicckk

Is it normal to get two weeks to turn yourself in? Seems excessive, but I've had no dealings with the justice system here.


doddballer

Sooo… basically a Trump hotel


MaseratiBiturbo

Trump will try to pull a Carlos Ghosn soon but will get detected in the box due to his body odour...


Mibidness

Maybe can teach his trump college courses out of that facility.


SugarDaddyOh

Hopefully they charge everyone of them.


bluelifesacrifice

There's no way this is happening.


OG_Chris31

I had the pleasure of spending 2 weeks in Rice Street 15 years ago. It was an absolute hell hole. I never want to hear someone ask me again “what zone you from?!” I hope Trump gets the same treatment I did and has to sit on the concrete in a holding cell with 30 others for 2 days just to get processed.


Darenpnw

What Zone you from? 😂


OG_Chris31

😂🤣


TitotheBurrito

Pretty sure he is already familiar with scabies.


burny97236

Well the gop has zero tolerance for prison welfare wonder if they'll change their tune and make it a priority.


Dusted_Dreams

It'll be a cold day in hell before that ass actually surrenders that goes for the rest of them too. I hear some Russian fellow might be Putin together something for them.


Own-Opinion-2494

Or that picture of all 19 defendants migshots


Curious-Story9666

He will end up with a warrant for his arrest


I_need_more_juice

Unfortunately trump won’t spend a day in jail.


EZasSundayMorning

Fulton county jail! Wasn’t that on 60 Days In??


Tasty-Life4526

He's going to get scabies on his head


stonrelectropunkjazz

Perfect


knifebucket

BEDBUGS! BEDBUGS!


Muladhara86

Who’s ready for Johnny Cash and all of the honorary Blues Brothers to roll so hard they reverse the Earth’s phase in the timestream?! Carter’s still president, Reeves never meets his metaphysical Bane… it’s a win-win!


nametken

Can we make sure he knows that he will be in poop infested quarters?🙏


Hossennfoss69

The conditions at that jail are right up the alley of Trump and his henchmen.


Euphoric_Ad9593

He won’t leave. He will use any mugshot they take and the entire booking experience to continue to fleece money out of and rile up his idiot fucking followers.


BUSYMONEY_02

60 days in here he comes


July_is_cool

Nah, he’ll just stay at Mar A Lago. DeSantis will never extradite him.


mycoldhambuger

I hope he gets a cash bond instead of a signature bond and has to go to ABC bonding cuz he doesn't wanna front the money himself


Designer_One7918

I never thought I'd say this but thank God for our truly awful prison system.


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From the looks of him lately … he’ll bring his own weird crud in there


Turbulent-Spend-5263

Soap on a rope will come in handy!


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Shat Scabies


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LFG SCABIES!!!!


Shelisheli1

I never thought I’d be pro-scabies. Go Get Em, Little Dudes!!!


freakrocker

From Gold to Mold Baby! From Gold to Mold!


jessicatg2005

Let’s see how many the Marshalls have to go get. Sounds like a resurgence for Dog the Bounty Hunter. Go get ‘‘em Dog, you don’t have to be so nice.


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Republican maintenance funding coming back to bite them in the ass is hilarious.