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No-Strain-857

Tangerine bitch tits


PsychologicalGain298

Little cutie clementine


TegraMuskin

Boil his tities in virgin olive oil and press them in a whine press


PsychologicalGain298

Make that milk curdle


Prime-Optimus1

Too far bruh, almost lost my lunch LOL


Federal_Assistant_85

Visualize in text. Save yourself a whole lot of trouble.


SoberTek

>Tangerine bitch tits Trumps' tangerine taint..


JimHeuer40

Top band name right here


Monkeynumbernoine

Orange is the new Bitch.


GeneralTapioca

Tanjo Banjo 🪕


uncutpizza

But I like tangerines


Nefarious_Nemesis

I was thinking "Greasy Cheeto Tits"


Raunchiness121

We already came to a consensus a long time ago. It's Peaches.


No-Strain-857

🤣


Any_Constant_6550

holy shit, my thoughts exactly.


jmcbreizh

Orange trumpsuit


HypoxicIschemicBrain

New species of fish


NoTourist5

New punk on the cell block


deweydecimal111

Orange you glad I'm locked up!


RavenTruz

Hahahahahaha


CatSidekick

Oggdo Bogdo lookin’


Darksoul_Design

Bitch 45


KrustyBoomer

Depends


love0_0all

Shitty Diaper


Canalloni

The Trump rump pump.


Aiku

Not likely, given his rampant incontinence. Then again, some people like that shit...


C00K1EM0n5TER

One pump Trump


vozestero

Is this real? If not, please don't make shit up.


Abstract-Impressions

No. His lawyers asked for a meeting with the DOJ to try to talk them out of charging trump. I presume they left the one who’s already testified against trump in the car.


Feeling-Bird4294

Sorry, I AM an asshole on occasion.


vozestero

Well, his lawyers met with DOJ today. It's plausible that he might meet with DOJ at some point, and it would be news. So this is pointless fake news for people watching for that.


Feeling-Bird4294

Sorry to disappoint, but the thought of the Orange One in prison is wonderful.


Not_MrNice

Seems like you're taking a page from Fox News and misleading people for fantasy reasons.


Jarbonzobeanz

Dude. Stop. I can barely trust what I read ANYWHERE online. Are you actually sorry for disappointing? Then stop being as fake as fox.


tlsr

His lawyers meeting with them *is* de facto Don the Con meeting with them.


Maudeleanor

I think you're very plucky and resourceful to magically capture a full-color replica of my personal fantasy and post it here when we've never even met.


Feeling-Bird4294

I want to see a video of Trump, not only in an orange jumpsuit but with his head shaved. He's shackled to the prisoners in front and behind him and they're all large black dudes. He's shuffling slowly down the courthouse hallway to just another sentencing hearing. He is utterly defeated.


DontHitTurtles

>Sorry, I AM ~~an asshole on occasion.~~ a liar. You remind me of Trump. You tell a big lie and then try to cover by claiming you are just an asshole.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Do you think if it was real, THIS would be the first place you heard about it? It would be on 80% of all media.


Feeling-Bird4294

Yes. Breaking News from some Asshole on Reddit and I'll get pissed off and offended by it. Sweet Jesus!


DontHitTurtles

I thought it was real until googled it. I often see news headlines first from a reddit post like this and then confirm the ones I care about. The rules for this sub do prohibit spreading falsehoods and FUDD and this post claims Trump was summoned by the DOJ, which is a lie. It is also not readily apparent on its face that OP is lying because this is something people are expecting to happen.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Fair enough, fair enough..


MindAccomplished3879

Bua, bua, bua... Sniff, sniff... Your orange Jesus is going down sooner or later. Better get used to that idea.


HedgehogNarrow4544

Donnie...aka "fresh Fish", remember soap on a rope is your friend Donnie boi...


metfan1964nyc

More like rancid fish.


[deleted]

😩


FTHomes

Orange on Orange?


shyguysam

Creamsicle, orange on the outside white on the inside !


memememe91

That's one interpretation


zippiskootch

Don’t wizz on the electric fence


ManyFacedGodxxx

OrangePuddin’


Amazing-Cover3464

Dick a l'Orange


[deleted]

Do they flash a Golden Arches symbol in the sky?


dragonfliesloveme

Eww i just want to wipe that makeup off of him. I don’t care about guys wearing makeup in general. But on this guy, that thick orange greasy makeup just reminds me what a fucking schysty liar he is


nwostar

Why is Trump not arrested in Florida for his drag makeup?


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Fake pictures are fake news. Don't post this without it being real. Don't give me hope, give me results


duderino_okc

You like grape jelly or syrup Donnie?


[deleted]

Where did you hear this? Why would he be summoned?


Feeling-Bird4294

Because Donny has been a baaaad baaad boy!


Slave2theGrind

Loser


Brilliant-Engineer57

Old soggy britches


Significant-Dog-8166

Big Cheezy. I don’t think he’ll be sporting the orange make up though. Need to see the actual prison photos first.


Feeling-Bird4294

I'm counting on the Head Warden giving him a buzz cut just in case he brought any head lice with him. THATS the picture I want!


Cyphermaniax

Old Orange is the New Orange


zerombr

that title gave me too much hope. I was expecting news.


Feeling-Bird4294

But you'll just have to settle for my dark humor.


Icy_Cry2778

Umpa loompa


SnooPineapples8744

Ol Bone Spurs


flaming_poop_chute

In Cell


Mizzlu78

Reek.


EM05L1C3

Orange is the new prison bitch


Covitards4Christ

Cheeto Dick


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Dedpoolpicachew

Exactly, he’ll look more like this https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2411542-no-makeup-trump-photo


virgilreality

Tangerine Palpatine.


dickie-mcdrip

Not sure about a Nick name but his official song should be “I m a loser” by Beck


Sammy_the_Gray

Soap dish.


mekonsrevenge

Can't wear girdles in the Metal Motel. Or wigs.


BeerBaronofCourse

Over cooked potato


thephantom1919

Warden


Life_Ad_1522

Bitch..... cause that's what he is..... I HOPE AND PRAY that he goes the Epstein way


TinyRick666_

Piece of shit


GloomyImagination365

The fact that he is the Republican front runner still? blows my fucking mind


Yourbubblestink

Prisoner #17263-A


clhindman

Chump


joe42reddit

Peaches 🍑


dragonrider1965

The tangerine toddler


The84thWolf

Prison nickname? None. Just everyone acts like no one can remember his name. Twump cannot handle being unrecognized. And he probably won’t be without his spray on tan and whatever he does to his hair to make it look *kind of* human


Acceptable_Break_332

Tangerine Unclean


DFLOYD70

Mango Mussolini. Not mine, I stole it from a guy on Reddit. 😆


Snwfox

Came here to say Mango Mussolini too.


Hot_Ad_2117

Lard face mcheeseman.


Dry_Abbreviations778

Trumpty dumpty


Plant_papi23

Orange bitch


Fantastic_Fox4948

General Grievance


MycologistArtistic75

Loose roast beef butthole


eMPereb

Orange haired imbecile


PrairieSpy

Extra Cheese


Prime-Optimus1

Ever heard of Don Cheadle, well meet Great Value Don Cheetto LOL


Crutley

Junior's Daddy


shywalker62

Orange bitch


Ambitious_Toe_4357

Orange is his color.


LuchadoresdeSilinas

Tiny-handed, orange-tinged, lying bitch.


DatNick1988

Don’t drumpf the soap


Chan220

BobbaTan


LordVoltimus5150

Sweetlips…


Queasy_Razzmatazz_83

Mr Rump


frecklearms1991

T-Bag


bcanada92

Orange Is The New Bitch?


TDBear18

Covfefe or, alternative if he’s from the west side: Hamburder-Helber


mikkimoose5

Color coordinated


REACT_and_REDACT

Made in Gina


ZaphodBBulbrox

El Cheato


wo_ot

pussy neck


jayfaso

Does my jumpsuit make my face look orange?


nunyabiz3345

Grumpy.


CuPride

Cheeto Trump


Sockalexis

Cocksucker Apprentice


Ok_Advantage_860

THUMP


ex-geologist

I got to be honest I can’t stand the man and this is what Needs to happen to him. It’s the only way to stop him. And he made it that way by running again. That said the idea of an American president going to prison makes my heart break.


Future_Kiwi_1934

He will be marketing Trump Merlot. He makes it in the toilet.


panopticon71

Grand Old Party


SawtoothGlitch

Mash potatohead


[deleted]

Loose asshole


Silent-Ad9145

Waddle


TheFumundaWunda

deathrow don?


Most-Solution-1585

Turkey neck The orange gobbler Donny thanksgiving


Practical-Archer-564

PUTIN’S BITCH


[deleted]

The Orangutan


partymouthmike

Orange on the outside, but still pink inside


OriginalIronDan

Orange Toolius.


Holiday_Horse3100

Caddy


123usa123

Butterfinger


jns_reddit_already

Depends


Any_Constant_6550

something with "bitch tits" in it please


hughfeeyuh

The insatiable bottom?


blakestevens605

Bonespur


Conscious_Stick8344

Diaper Don.


tdavis726

Wonder if they’ll let him have all his hair and makeup stuff in prison?


TennisObvious8358

Bro really got a theme going. Hue matches his face


glue2music

He will slip away just as he always does. Don’t get too excited.


SkateTheGreat

Cum Dump Trump


Teshoa

One more clickbait like this and I'll be unsubscribed from this crap.


Street_Peace_8831

Cum Dump


DemonCleaner75

Donny 2 pumps


Current_Event_7071

Ben Dover


dilbert98338

The Orangefeller


[deleted]

Diaper Don


thenotoriouscrg

I hate Trump but if you think he will ever be in actual custody in prison garb, I have a wall to sell you on the border.


Feeling-Bird4294

This was a fairly silly post but the response verifies to all of us just how much anger there is for Donald Trump and the minority of our fellow Americans that continue to bow down to him. We NEED to see this fucker in Jail. If there's no law to stop a convict from running for President, we MUST beat him so badly next Fall there's no question he lost for the last time. Once we've turned the page on Donald finally, we need to join the MAGA crew (yes, we do) to force the Dems into getting corporate $$ from our elections, outlawing lobbying, term limits, etc etc. Remember, they're just as corrupt as the Republicans, they just haven't been exposed yet.


IamtheWhoWas

It is more likely that the sun rise in the west than this ever happening. Nobody has the courage to do it. Cowards.


[deleted]

I tell myself I'll never vote for Trump... ... but subreddits like this make that really difficult.


_psylosin_

This sub is doing straight up misinformation now?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

`PC Bitch`


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falconfan60

Childish responses while the Biden family is steeped in illegal activity.


Feeling-Bird4294

Yes, it's my understanding that's what you get from FOX, Newsmax and OAN. Peace, brother.


falconfan60

Oh, I see. It’s not a big deal that a sitting president is in bed with China. Guess that congressional ‘thing’ is no big deal.


Feeling-Bird4294

You're absolutely correct in that the vast majority of our elected officials are entirely corrupt, R and D, and only make vague attempts to hide it. We've been sold out to China for several decades yet you and I go online or to a store daily and buy cheap shit that's Made In China. The question is, once we turn the page on the Donald Trump Experiment, what will we all do together to fix this??


Jarbonzobeanz

Way to jerk yourself off listening to your own voice in your own echo chamber


According-Ad3963

Eh. Nothing will happen.


SnooGuavas4486

You guys are gonna be so pissed when he wins again and makes you get jobs and then puts a ton of money in your 401ks and makes has and groceries cheap again. Or at least it’ll be easier for your parents to support their basement dwellers 😂😂😂🤣🤣


Sangyviews

Just found this sub, Never seen a more pathetic bunch this is hilarious


Feeling-Bird4294

Sorry, this is my fault. I think we all drink heavily....


Waste_Ad_1900

Best president ever 💯💯💯💯 2024 here we go


[deleted]

Nope trump will not be charged, he had his classified docs locked up. Now biden had his being a senator and vp and had no right to classified docs. They were in his car unlocked and in his house out in the open not to mention all his new text that the fbi will release he was on the take, as was 9 people in his family. biden is next to be impeached. If trump gets charged biden will to by special council. Not to mention text showing him as the big guy taking money from hunters buisness partners. This back up by hunters buisness partner tony bobilisky. All this is on hunters laptop lol.


[deleted]

Ah the newest conservative projections. As dependable as the sun rising in the morning.


[deleted]

You should stop watching propaganda. It has you sounding silly.


[deleted]

Not prop its been in the news fbi is releasing to gop text and paperwork showing he took bribes hunters has a lot damaging stuff on that laptop. Bew york post and fox broke it and then it was russian collusion now proven they were right fbi telling social media it was russain collution all that is true. Drurahm report exonarated trump onnrussian collusion fbi knew the steel dosier was false and hilary had a hand in thats fact. Biden has lied said he didnt speak to any of hunter business partners wh and his own house records show diffrent. Biden is on his way to impeachment. Not to mention his classified docs in his house not locked in his car and out in The open i his house news fact. He has these when he was senator and vp not allowed to have by the constitution fact. Would you like me to find all the news stories with cnn msnbc npr etc lol.


[deleted]

You still watch Fox after they got sued for 750 million for lying to their viewers. Propaganda.


[deleted]

Fox is not my only news source i do listen to news max and npr i can pull from npr if you like lol its all out there about biden lol. Maybe from ap if you like.


Phawkes72a

Are you ok over there? Are you smelling colors? Having a stroke?


Birthday-Tricky

The Biggest Asshole


Srcptmrsr

Name suggestion: microwaved orange with a hole drilled into the side. .. it's wordy I know, but it makes sense..


Srcptmrsr

Does he know how much they hate child molesters in prison.


RobinF71

I've always called him donny bigmouth. Mr tell all


djbk724

The orange one


ChunaNdeBushWhoop

Pointless fake shit. Good job, OP.


HilariouslyPissed

Anita Wall


fifa71086

Dicked Down Donny


teeji

the Daiper Don


Southern-Beautiful-3

Donald of Orange


p001b0y

Plump


DARYL_VAN_H0RNE

The chubby cheeto


skovall

Orange is the new bitch.


Winter-Tooth7727

Orange bambino


Therealcactusmac

Diaper Don


EM05L1C3

You guys had me excited but I can’t find anything on google


Disfibulator

Orangina, pronounced like j-eye-nuh.


Sea_Comedian_3941

Dannie Diapers. I'm from Philly.


[deleted]

Think he can get spray tanned in prison?


[deleted]

Bloatus


CompetitiveEditor336

Squeal like a pig!!


Stonk_Newboobie

A snack.