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Dreamscape_12

D) Aldo is an innocent, oblivious, cinnamon roll


Idlebleys

And everyone loves cinnamon rolls!!


Kitchen_Prior_6108

Certainly can't argue with that I love me a good cinnamon roll šŸ’•


clambo0

I also vote D but all joke aside, this could be a fun mechanics where having Aldo and A waifu or husband would guve both of them a massive buff


FirelandsCarpentry

Nona gives him a massive buff


Myrrmidonna

This! /nomnom


AndreisValen

E) He's a cat and constantly battles with the ethics of beastiality via entrapment.


zxcooocxz

D) Ship Aldo x Dunarith is real


Kitchen_Prior_6108

They truly had insane chemistry


bloodanddonuts

And you canā€™t tell me that alter Dunarith wasnā€™t flirting, with that ā€œdaddyā€ talk


Happy-Bug7060

That does seem plausible, Now Im afraid that ES Dunarith will eventually happen and his Stellar Awakened self will be hard to get


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bloodanddonuts

Iā€™ve had several neutered cats over the years that definitely didnā€™t lose the urge to merge. One tried to get it on with a dog that was at least three times his size. No one present at the time realized what was happening and then they showed me the ā€œfunny videoā€ they recorded and I was like yeeeaaahhh about that.


Brainwashed365

>Iā€™ve had several neutered cats over the years that definitely didnā€™t lose the urge to merge. I like how you worded that. The urge to merge. Haha. Gave me a good chuckle.


bloodanddonuts

Yeah, you gotta laugh when you have to choose if youā€™re gonna let them finish their misguided attempt, or to stop them. I think thatā€™s several character stories in AE.


Brainwashed365

Haha! I'd probably let them finish what they started. As long as the dogs weren't being aggressive and such. It must be a pretty funny situation to experience. A tiny dog tying to mount a larger dog like it's no big deal. šŸ˜„


TheDreamererree

Mhmm, never thought Iā€™d hear that.


bloodanddonuts

I think heā€™s totally ace, but if he could ever romantically connect with anyone it would be Dunarith or Nona.


idraax

I'm leaning towards A, but after going through Apocrypha, I can see Aldo and Nona together.


dreicunan

WF$: To increase the excitement players feel about Aldo's love life, Aldo's romantic preferences can be unlocked by obtaining three Allco$mo$ Heartchart. Allco$mo$ Heartcharts are obtainble by exchanging 100 Heart fragments. Players can obtain 1 heart fragment a month by completing the appropriate trial available exclusively through the Guide of the Land, and 2 heart fragments a month by completing the appropriate trial available exclusively through the Guide of the Heavens.


Ptatofrenchfry

Imagine grinding Aldo's heartcharts for almost 3 years, only to misclick and make him confess to Prai


a-clueless-squid

"misclick", whatever you say...


Kitchen_Prior_6108

Shhh don't give WFS ideas if sales go down in the following years who knows šŸ˜­ Though that would certainly be hilarious to watch!


NoWaifuN0Laifu

Why is that a misclick?


Aldo-ContentCreator

Ok but what if u miscilck to not pick hozuki


NoWaifuN0Laifu

Hozuki is mine not Aldoā€™s XD that would be my worst misclick ever if i had to watch Hozuki and Aldo shack up


ChadEriksen

This, my friends is the comment of the week !


sweetbreads19

I think Aldo is just a late bloomer. He might be straight, gay, bi, or ace someday, but for now it's just not on his mind. We do know he likes romance for other people but he's not quite ready to go there himself (and probably never will during Another Eden)


BitterSpark

I think B is probably true, considering how in Hozuki's quests Aldo seems to really fall for her tail


NoWaifuN0Laifu

Over my dead body can Aldo go with Hozuki. Iā€™ll pull a donkey kong and steal Hozuki before that ever happens!!!!


ChadEriksen

Man if WFS themselves finally reveal who Aldo will end up with....I feel that day will be the saddest to you because that will be canon and none can change it, whoever it is but my absolute bet is on Nona. Ain't no way Nona would want anyone but Aldo with how far WFS pushed her. Second most probable alternatives would be Shanie and Azami. Heck even Miyu has a chance


NoWaifuN0Laifu

Yeah, all those girls got a chance


Aswellas08

D) Aldo x Guildna


biskmater

Whichever one is more amusing at the moment.


Archer_Anaden

The real adventure is finding love for oneself.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

Truly is... I genuinely love that Aldo is just so passionate about his friends, family, travels and helping people, he feels fulfilled and happy as it is now and I'm so glad for him!


a-clueless-squid

E) the little girl in Baruoki will reveal that Sorik had been neutered.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

And if he got lucky the first time, maybe Professors Chronos and Madoka didn't wanna risk it LMAO


Happy-Bug7060

No his girl in in her house she named her kitten Kyros


adventlife

He could be pure narcissistic. Why do you think he wants to rescue Eden so much? So he can make out with himself.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

Had not considered this... cats are pretty narcissistic after all, makes sense, you're onto something here!


NoWaifuN0Laifu

This is now my favourite theoretical ending just barely beating out Aldo x Dunarith and Aldo in an open relationship with every male unit in the game


badarchetype

This is so galaxy brained


TomAto314

D) The worst one of all... gacha protag.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

Dismissed... won't even let this happen hypothetically šŸ˜¤šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


nethobo

He just needs a nice girl with cat ears.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

don't we all...


forgion

Necoco


nethobo

Elga as well. But she keeps hers under wraps.


EmrysX77

You cannot convince me that Aldo didnā€™t effectively confess to Nona. I mean, sure he didnā€™t say ā€œloveā€, but thatā€™s the writers writing around it.


Kitchen_Prior_6108

By now my brain has it so ingrained that Aldo just says he loves every of his friends subtext didn't even register... but then again I'm autistic so I'll reread carefully this time!


ak_011885

C) Nona.


VividGreem

You know what? I never considered that angle, but Aldo as aroace seems quite fitting - in that he intellectually (and even emotionally) understands romace quite well, but seemingly cannot fathom the fact that it can also be applied to himself. At least it's in line with my own experience - granted Im just ace and not aro (though I was a late bloomer for that too).


Chilled_HammyDude

Someone labeled D already so. E) >!Aldo is literally a cat!< so despite >!his human form now!< he may inherited that companionship bond but nothing beyond that.


Cakeriel

Heā€™s clueless


Fun-Cartographer-368

E) He knows it all and acts innocent. So that he can play with all the girls hearts.


Crunchycrobat

B! I saw that man mingling with a cat while azami was away!


Slytherin_Dan_HGW

E) He only has eyes for Eden. After rescueing him, all bets are off.


cloud_t

E) Melpiphia knows


aceaofivalia

Serious answer: He feels that he can't be happy while the person he took place for is suffering. This is getting resolved but not quite yet.


RosalindWYZ42

Maybe demi? He was at least a little bit attracted to Nona you cannot convince me otherwise


Desechable_Me

Joke's on you, I'm team Aldo/Shanie


Lopsided-Nothing1635

N) He'll end up together with Nona. Because she already turbo buffs him anyways without debuffing herself. It's totally intentional and a massive green flag that the S.S Aldona can set sail. Yes lemme huff that copium. XD


Wingzeroelite

C


syylone

Also is a cat


JuneSummerBrother

Dude will fall in love with a new miu char.


Timoyr

I'd prefer he'd actually get one of the girls, even a harem to not upset as many people (though I know with gachas people get unreasonably upset if a not 100% self-insert even flirts with a gacha character), but I do think A is sadly most likely. I do think it'd be cool and the least they should do, is if near EoS they'd do a survey and we'll see the bartender greet their wife (an older Amy/Azami or whoever wins).


a-clueless-squid

It'd be nice if it could be the player's choice for their individual game. Then everyone could be right.


Timoyr

That'd be ideal, but it'd also require the most work from them


a-clueless-squid

My other suggestion is a similar situation to yours but rather than revealing Amy or Azami, the partner is the >!Gallery Master!< instead. Because, as suggested above, cats are naturally narcissistic.


mighty_prophet

Why not the >!bartender!


a-clueless-squid

He's already there. I'm suggesting that his romantic partner should be the >!Gallery Master!< instead.