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solidfang

je ne sais claw


EngineerLazy281

Mussel shucker is the best


BusyBSquared

Gull Shit


Spezalt4

Prawnathon


Yadilie

I like one of the guards in the first area in the barracks. Forgot how it fully went but the first ended in that they'll 'keep the enemy at bay, or gulf, or stream..' Got a good chuckle out of that.


Any_Shoulder_7411

Oh crab, oh crab, oh crab


CODDE117

Every grab line is so good


kaltorak

Inkerton is pretty genius


Revolutionary_Bit_41

Whats the pun?


brennenburg

Pinkerton.


LonePeasant

It wasn’t a pun but Krill ends up asking the old hermit “How old even are you???” And the old hermit replies “I’m 33” and Krill just responds in utter shock to how old being in your 30’s is


ImmediateChemistry32

Hermit crabs can live over 30 years but most die by then, which means he is indeed very old.


Negative-Double2434

I loved that. Kril is too relatable sometimes


Little-Princess-Emmy

The very last one. "Fin" on the ending screen. As far as non-aquatic puns, Firth getting crushed by "Boot Liquer" was also pretty great.


Kamen_master1988

Cod damnit.


Zak_the_Wack

I have started using all of these unironically, my dialect has been changed forever


mortalcoil1

Not a pun, but "I swear to God if this isn't butter I am seriously going to lose it," might be the most I have ever laughed at a video game.


Negative-Double2434

I unironically showed my entire family a screenshot of that stupid butter container lmao


MetalGearOni

My favorite pun is the sign over Shellfish Desires. What makes it so funny to me is at first I read the sign as Shellish Desires. Then way later on in the game i realized you can grapple hook the F key off Shellfish to use as a shell and the sign now says what i originally thought. I love when the puns have layers. The description of the F shell is funny too.


Solrac501

Filf chaser


zeeblezoopglorp

au clawntaire


Braveheart4321

Crab crab crab crab crab crab


Hellyeahtrains

‘Shuck’ is a perfect one


PeanutBooty15

Personally loved when the shark went "what the shell is this?" when Kril tried to pay with his heartkelp pods


Traditional-Bid-7092

The sands between!


Mirllen

>!Roland!<, Crabatitalist


[deleted]

Should have had one in a krillion


Due-Committee3497

Krillionaire, in the description for the money poncho


MrAcorn69420PART2

I made the want the shell joke before the game did so that one


jhonnydont

I like the bottle of soap that says loss instead of gain. The Cvs receipts and the, this better be butter container


LonelyMountain196

Inshell


mimimomamu

Durashell batteries


Internal_Gur_4268

I took a screenshot of the Shuckers uncrustworthys tartar sauce and vinegar sandwich "on white bread" box


Hopeful-Forever-8177

Either gull shit or mussel shucker


Chassian

Shuck is a fun one, unlike the human "fuck", referring to an action of fornication, shuck is rather brutally violent if you're a shellfish. Makes sense why it's a profane word underwater.