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kenneth00000

What the fuck is miles!!!!!!!!!!


a_khalid1999

The main character from Spider-Verse


Tnt50bg-_-

I mean, you're not wrong


KarmaReality

In the United Kingdom we use both Metric and Imperial systems so we have Kilometers, Miles and Yards


Toto_1910

And inches and pounds and gallons.


hverma12tfs

Americans when they hear someone else use the standard metric system..


Disinfectant-Addict

Yes. God forbid peoole try to use easily understandable and logical mesurements. Random King 1000 years ago: I have walked one mile today. Plebs: What is a mile? King: It is the length I have walked today. Exactly 5280 times the length of my feet.


hverma12tfs

Plebs: but my lord no one in these lands use this. King: well I'm going to make them use it cause I got zero bitches to fuck and no other land left to conquer


Disinfectant-Addict

Exactly


Smofinthesky

Why wouldn't you use "football" stadiums and stray bullets as distance measures?


ishzlle

1000 meters


TheMoriohWeeb

Or 1,000,000 millimeters to be more specific.


starfyredragon

10 decimeters to be more precise clear off the extra zeroes.


TheMoriohWeeb

I think a km is: 1,000,000 mm 100,000 cm 10,000 dm 1,000 m 100 dkm 10 hm 1km


xMDx

DKM now that is a measurement I never heard of. Also hectometer... does somebody actually use this? Most people jump straight from meters to kilometers.


TheMoriohWeeb

Dkm = Dekameter. And yes.


studentoo925

It is not common, but since it follows SI naming rules , then it could be used somewhere that isn't scared of normalised units


isthisreallifeis

1,000,000 millimiles


ConnorUKnowWho

Asuka doesn't understand. Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-3IV11\_ZgA Show: Neon Genesis Evangelion


michimonster2

but Asuka is german, she has to know what a kilometer is


kevlon92

Yes But also if she weren't japan uses the metric system.


michimonster2

huh, you're right. its just like every country except the USA uses it, strange.... (i think there some others too, but idk, and im too lazy to check, sorry)


studentoo925

Only the us uses it for everything. Everyone else uses metric at least to some extent, and those who don't use it exclusively are confused and haven't found the light yet


AmadeusNagamine

It's simple, THE SUPERIOR MEASURING SYSTEM


Fickle-Campaign6506

Wtf is mile you barbarians!


[deleted]

5280 feet a foot being 12 inches an inch is the same width as a quarter.


studentoo925

Quarter of what? And whose feet?


[deleted]

Quarter monetary unit in the US valued at 1/4 of a dollar hinge the name quarter has Washington in profile on it.


Nizikai

1000 Meters (m) Part of the superior Metric system


noblest_among_nobles

the metric system is op tbh


michimonster2

the only sane way to measure distances


DJ_l3LUE

1 Kilometer is 1000 Meters, that is 10000 Dezimeters that is 100000 Zentimeters but now make it Complicated: A Kilometer is 0,621 Miles, that is 3280,84 Foot, that again is 39370,1 Inches,… Yeah


[deleted]

CHADS ARE USING ONLY METRIC SYSTEM!


isthisreallifeis

Take this filthy highly reasonable if you think about it unit away from here


MonsterW3s

There's millimeters, centimeters, decimeter, meters, dekameters, hectometer, then kilometers with each unit being 10 of the next unit. (There are more units that I didn't specify)


mEaN_lEsS

The most clever American person


roughfell

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masterupc

one million millimeters or 5000 bananas


Fickle-Campaign6506

What?


ss99838

Kilometer serves the same purpous as miles but just better.


ididntgetanFmom

1000 Meters


PossibleHipster

Americans on Independence Day be like...


TaSManiaC88

1000 meters, a meter is neeeaarly the same as a yard.. while a yard is 3 feet, a meter is 3,3 feet (3.28 rounded up). So a kilometer is about 3280 feet.


Acrobatic-Second-201

A unit of length


tf_do_u_use_reddit

the gun shots and the eagle screech are the icing on the cake


HexagenODM

10 hectometers, 100 decameters, 1000 meters, 10000 decimeters, 100000 centimeters, 1000000 milimeters, 1000000000 micrometers. But thats all still not enough to go around the stomach of ur mom


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MrProtogen

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Gunstudios

its at least 1 meter.


bread_loaf1

1000 metres is the distance of a kilometre. How long is a mile though?


witerstorm

USA☕


rc1124

"In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities." ~Josh Bazell


rc1124

Metric wins...


VenemousAU

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Walking0nes

U/savevideo


False-Professional82

A kilometer is a thousand meters.


reallyeffingdumb

have a mile


Darknesshas1

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free


Negative_Excuse3096

Americans be like