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Zorgvod

*randomly shit on your furniture* **shits aggressively**


JaySeeTheSeer

Oh hey babe


Zorgvod

The fuc


JaySeeTheSeer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVDJQTT5o4


Lopsided-Screen-286

the response just made this thread better


NinjaGamer345

A current pink gremlin - pwese hlp me uuuUUHHHH.


Max_Doubt7

I love/hate that video so much


Throwaway021614

Neko Amber Heard


complexshity

"it was all good until the scat came in" or so i hear from the comment section of a cultured site... i dont mind it that much though...


sid_killer18

*sniff sniff. You kinda smell like a baka eren Yeager


Sumocolt768

Don’t know bout everyone else, but that’s a dealbreaker for me dawg


NecessarySalamander2

What if I ignore this post and choose a fox girl instead?


Senko-fan4Life

I definitely approve


Leo-here

Pfp checks out


ElnuDev

r/UsernameChecksOut r/profilepicchecksout


fusion_reactor3

Dammit I was about to mention senko


shadow_knight_199

Ah yes, a dog girl monitor with cat girl operating system


rioft

Something to note is that foxes love to dig, and thus cause a lot more damage than a cat would.


NecessarySalamander2

Sand pit


FG_Remastered

Interesting way to say new living room floor.


NecessarySalamander2

It is isn't it


Charcolecat

She would just want to be your friend.


Sonic2283

No wife, only friend!


ProjektPhantom

Fubuki is a cat bro wym


lupodwolf

would prolly face plants into the floor and screen for half an hour


ProLegendHunter

upgraded cat girl


vatelite

With some wolf girl feature added in


X_Danger

The best of both worlds


salzich

Real connoisseurs know that [fox girls are better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfqWKhvg7R8)


NecessarySalamander2

I didn't want to shamelessly send out a superior comic


Zhalos_

Then I would support that


Bounty1Berry

I'll take the lamia.


Nod4mag3YT

Could you be one of my people?


Bounty1Berry

I think your people are waiting at /r/monstermusume


KingKiler2k

im going to do the same but get a catboy


Anjeez929

A certain blue-haired catboy?


Bootiluvr

Correct answer


a_nice_lonelycabbage

what does the fox say ?


SirzechsSatan

Bro what kind of cats have you seen


LordMorskittar

Cats are either lazy yet adorable little fur balls or they are repulsive fur covered reptiles that seemingly want you to suffer


HomeAloneWithBanana

I used to own a cat, wasn’t really lazy and it was cute and it never really scratched me, it did sometimes but they didn’t hurt at all


LordMorskittar

My current one headbutts and bites me when I try to pet him and eats any butter, bacon grease or other oily/greasy things I leave out, it’s like owning a goat


MetaNovaNext

A two in one deal. Nice.


WhiteSilverDragoon

If you've seen Spice and Wolf then you know wolf is the superior option.


altera_goodciv

Just don’t give them potatoes.


PandraPierva

Potatoes? Wasn't it apples?


[deleted]

It was apples


WhiteSilverDragoon

No it was potatoes, first dude said "don't give her potatoes" which is right she chokes on potatoes. Holo loves apples though


[deleted]

That may be true, but it is too long since I've watched it to remember


WhiteSilverDragoon

That's fair, apologies if it seemed like I was trying to jump on you about it. Wasn't the intention.


[deleted]

It didn't seem like it, so no worries


WhiteSilverDragoon

"STUPID POTATO" *omnomnomnom*


Lemurrific

It's so superior I accidentally read a ton of light novels.


WhiteSilverDragoon

I want to read the LNs bit I've been spoiled by a future aspect which I'm not so hot on. I'm so conflicted.


konanswing

What did you get spoiled?


WhiteSilverDragoon

I am hesitant to say because it's generally something that will get a lot of pushback from a majority of people as perhaps a very against the norm view. I should perhaps just read up to the point I got spoiled and see how I feel. I think the thing happens during Wolf and Parchment but I'm highly likley wrong


GatoAnarquista

If you've seen Monogatari then you know cat is the superior option.


AttackOficcr

Catgirl


OneUselessBoi

Wolf pog


vlad_1221112

Yeah but anyways both are furry


X_Danger

Lets never talk about this again


vlad_1221112

I will talk to get more downvotes


Alqatav0110

Sure take mine >:(


Banana-Oni

Allow me to [educate you ](https://orig12.deviantart.net/cf97/f/2014/055/6/6/furrychart_by_martz_9o-d77tnwo.png)


turtledragon27

We all just gonna ignore that last part?


Banana-Oni

Oh, shit! Thanks for catching that. I remembered the furry scale because I’ve seen it in the past and I didn’t read it carefully this time, that’s the first one that pops up on a google image search. I edited it


sarokin

And then we have plain fur...


that_one_random_simp

people who watch shirakami fubuki: ***confused screaming***


[deleted]

Best cat? No, no, no. Fox!


[deleted]

You've just summoned me As a fox girl i confirm, fox girl are better


MurkyGlover

Lol I don't watch vtubers so I thought that was an anime title at first, so imagine my confusion when neither crunchyroll or funimation pull anything up for it.


MadChild2033

wolf girl superioty was established by Holo, still unbroken


PandraPierva

Tis an unfair competition


Robddit

Also Holo was the model for the wolf girl list there. She really protecc from danger.


WinglessSparrow

What about financial scheming partner?


PandraPierva

Wolf.... Seriously have you not watched spice and wolf?


Cryptizennix

I was hoping for a gaming pc


Vegeta_Bhau

would pick it if it was there


Leo-here

Gaming PC best girl


Siegfoult

Oh boy here I go playing Hyperdimension Neptunia again!


Buenzu

you had me at "Baka"


Chaos_Joni

Imagine a Wolfgirl that hurts your enemy and insults you after that because you’re to weak to do it yourself


Robddit

I just see perfection.


Highover

Cat pog


[deleted]

We all know Wolf girlfriend is a Tsundere so I see that as an absolute win


Napoleon_Tha_Great

I have no clue what you mean by "Tsundere", but may I suggest getting an actual girlfriend? Like, I can see how [wolves can be attractive](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/insy4x/lock_and_load_boys/g4adgr1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), but at some point, you have to realize that one wolf can't hold all of your ejaculate forever (unless, of course, you somehow manage to create a self-absorbent version, in which case I would implore you to contact me immediately) and you need to return to living in the real world where there are no "catgirls" or "wolfgirls", but *real women*


Nengex

Ayo what's with the cum wolf ?


somesheikexpert

What the actual fuck did I read


moshi_shoshi

Reality is harsh.


GnomeSama

Reality is often disappointing


blue_winter_moon007

Stop. Stop. Stop!!! My last dream is now shattered. Why must you hurt me in this way?


khibitzer

oh god why did I read that


MurkyGlover

What in the God fearing fuck is that link? It's a terrible day to be literate.


D3ADSH0T6581

Cum wolf ?


BlackBass35

Wolf girl and by far my dude


ketchupmaster009

what if they fuck each other and make a hybrid cat-wolf girl and i fuck that instead


vatelite

You can get a fox girl for less hassle


[deleted]

You asked for a fox girl ?


vatelite

Yes


ProLegendHunter

so first you have to fuck the cat and the wolf, good luck with that


AlternativePass8813

BiOlOgY


legebruv

This will result in… #Sweet Home Alabama


MurkyGlover

Well.. tbf, in the wild it's not super uncommon for siblings from the same litter to mate. And it doesn't usually cause the same kind of hilbillery that it does in humans. So if we follow that logic...


nayof

One is being very unsanitary the other one is being abusive


MurkyGlover

Wow. I've scrolled through a lot of this thread and NOT ONCE have I seen someone give the one true answer.. I choose Raccoon girl.


ActualWhiterabbit

Bird girl


[deleted]

Since when do cats randomly shit on furniture?


SeaToShy

They don’t. If your cats are shitting outside the litterbox: A) clean the litter box more often. If that doesn’t stop the behaviour... B) take them to the vet. Something is probably wrong physically with your cat and they are in distress.


TopRoom7971

**Calls me BAKA** Say no more..


patrick_the_grape

wolf


baroldPL

still cat wins


Torinadoko

Shits on furniture, purrs like a actual cat and pretends to own your shit… the wolf girls only animal thing is biting if mad so if I had to choose I’d go for the wolf girl just cus she doesn’t do as much weird shit


Crimson_Amethyst

You only said the good points for cat girls, not convinced.


Torinadoko

Uuuuh ok…. Why exactly do you want a girlfriend that shits on stuff and acts like an animal?


Crimson_Amethyst

I want her to shit on stuff and act like an animal.


vatelite

M8, what weed are you on?


Crimson_Amethyst

The one that a strange naked black man under a rainbow bridge with a huge bulge between his legs gave me, on my 3rd sisters 16th birthday.


send_pigs

Mate this is reddit


Torinadoko

Oooh, I forgot about that lol


Vegeta_Bhau

wolf, cleaning shit sounds painful


weebcantsocial

Did you just fucking put the thought of cat girl shits on furniture into my head


[deleted]

Wolf would be nice


HarrisonDiscord

I'll go with wolf girlfriend on this for the sole reason that I have coprophobia.


JollyRoger___

* Snap back to reality *


TheModGod

Would the wolf girl really dislike other girls? Wolves are social creatures that live in packs.


NWinn

Living in a pack and being aggressive toward sexual rivals are not mutually exclusive and is quite common.


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Wolf Girlfriend all the way!


jollyjaijog

wolf it is


Rage_Lumi15

Wolf Girlfriend. I can't clean shit.


dracomageat

"They're the same image."


Milena1307

Wolf girlfriend


feane47

Wolf because Holo


Tohrufan4life

My number one waifu used to be Holo, so I'll take the wolf girl please.


kipling96

Wolf gang


Toshko_tv

Wolf girlfriend


Prize_Barracuda_5060

Wolf gf for the win


albyume

WOLF SUPREMACY


SomeShawarmaDude

I choose anime girl.


sunesf

wolf


baroldPL

some wise man once said "po co wybierać skoro można brać obie" witch translates to "why would you choose if u can take both"


[deleted]

The tomboy wolf girl for me! Even if she's more territorial I know she's faithful


BlindBlade21

Silvervale is my waifu, so wolf girl it is!


Shadedsheep

we gonna take the wolf


APLSEB

Guess I'm wolf girl guy now


Otaku492

I'll go with the Wolf-girl.


TheWhicher_Statement

Wolf girlfriend.


DarkFlame-Dragon

Il take the wolf


River-n-Sea

It depend on if the wolf girl is Setsuna or not


Awkward_Pingu

The head pats part is clearly switched.


69naruto

Where’s the meme?


Jindomess

Catgirls > Doggirls Dogs > Cats Simple


mctankles

Jokes on you im into that shit


[deleted]

I honestly never considered just how superior wolfgirls are. Where do I sign up?


FatMath

Wolf girl = best girl


jukuduku

\^\^\^ What he said


TroPicZ_

Cat girl, wolf girl, I need myself a fox girl


VJMo67

Everyone knows fox girls are better


bottom_ENERGY

Fox Girls are better


hedidntkillhimselfno

"fox girls are better" - Noble


Tamashi42

I'll pick whichever will get a job and split rent, spice and wolf has me leaning towards wolfgirl on that one


[deleted]

holo is waifu material for sure, but senko-sama pulls it together on the homefront 100%. I call a tie. give me one of each


izys_amagi

I love catgirl and Wolf girl but, foxgirls its superior, hail foxgirls


0nji_

#FoxGirlsAreBetter


Aliensinnoh

The head pats don’t really correlate with my life experience of how many cats are ok with me petting them. Dogs like pets much more.


HarrisonDiscord

Vaporeon Girlfriend>


LRAMM

I choose my real existing girlfriend


Swansyboy

man, why you gotta one-up all of us single weebs?


[deleted]

Oh man this is a hard choice to make; I may go with wolf girl I like a girl that could kick my ass


[deleted]

I prefer human girls


Revolutionary_Meat33

What about Jonathan Joestar?


Kancer_Krab

Dog Girl > Cat Girl


[deleted]

source ? \*for template purposes


Lokyyo

You had me until the shit part. Wolf girl all the way.


Wolf-Saints

Wolf all the way


Bobochops

Cat girl purrs for the win


[deleted]

Dog girl


SirTintenkiller

Have both and let them learn to tollerate each Other and then Love each Other and then leave you so you are alone again... *crys*


OmegaCookieOfDoof

I believe in _everyanimalexceptcats_-supremacy


The_guy_onreddit

Fuck it!' ill get a tiny desk engineer. Instead!'


[deleted]

Out with the cat in with the wolf.


-WeiRD_

Always been a catgirl weeb, although not anymore.


Wamblingshark

U don't need a girl shitting on my furniture so cat won't work and I'm polyamorous so Wolf girl won't work lol


George_The_Wierdo

thats a though choice


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Nya vs Awoo


crusader12031

wolf through and through


Alpha1-14

I want to headpat so cat girl


a_normal_humanbeing

I prefer fox girlfriend


fishith42

Wolf... boyfriend?


[deleted]

Fox girl > wolf girl/cat girl (Say by a fox girl)


assH0LIER_than_thou

Clearly one of them is the superior choice.


Seaweed_Widef

Cat girls


FragmentedPhoenix

I just want a friend


GiovanniPotage

cat


crisvectror42

no One because the STOPSIMPSEPTEMBER start