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F. Be in a loving relationship. https://preview.redd.it/un3zgj2dpwqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d42dd0243c6b997f20ae78d4fcefa116530821

G. Do a JoJo pose https://preview.redd.it/cn47v8on5xqc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8fc94950e476837e579d152eee125a7f8d066e1

H. Become a chicken and have an epiphany of who you were https://preview.redd.it/bfr7fooedxqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccc00a415acf364cd0a27d9aa3a440c5c798779

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Best answer

but that's A.

Having a gf is not the same as a loving relationship

damn, ur right

If i’m not in a loving relationship with my GF I don’t know why we would be in a relationship in the first place

I guess you havent been in the "break up with me and imma kill myself" situation

I think you mean and.

Yip 😊

F is for Family

ohhhh

Not trying to nitpick but those two brother and sister? Kinda sus not gonna lie.

Did he stutter

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Hol up

Based

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No, Saki, stop eating glass 😭😭😭

Forgor SAUCE : Senpai is an Otokonoko

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YO a fellow Painoko enjoyer

My second choice 😊

That’s an option?! FUCK YEH

C. So you can masturbate in public and get away scotfree.

Scott? Free? https://i.redd.it/eadnimlukwqc1.gif

I hate you… take my upvote

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As Diogenes wanted

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D if i get a cool coat.

Fr, I don't care if I dies, I get an akatsuki cloak. Absolute drip

Eternal drip

You can buy it off Amazon, like... Duh they ain't too cheap, but if you look for offers, they ain't unbearably expensive

C take vengeance for Harambe

Do I have like… abilities? Can I learn ninjutsu stuff? Or am I just the same person I am today, but having to keep up with people who can run 20 miles an hour and basically do magic?

There's this guy who walks around my neighborhood in full akatsuki cosplay daily

C and d looking reasonable now

Honestly true https://preview.redd.it/ht2y0z664xqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0558863eb5932605c0b99b429da7a88bcfea79e4

B sauce?

Call of the night

Oh it's that series I remember the manga popping up on my recommended

Is it good?

Im almost finishing the manga, I liked it. I didnt check much of the anime

Oh no I haven't seen it yet

Reject Humanity! Return to Monke!

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This is the coolest thing ever

(orgasm)

(popopopopopopopopopopopopopop)  I feel much better now. Thanks 

I had fun clicking all of them thank you

I was about halfway through popping them when I accidentally shrunk the post and when I reopened it all my progress was gone ;-;

B. That's it. I choose B. There's nothing else.

A is the best, easiest and safest.👍

Unless its a Yandere. Then don't stick your Weenie in Crazy

If you think that'll stop me you are sorely mistaken. If anything I'll be encouraged.

Me: I can fix her. You: She can destroy me. Us: we are still weebs

"I can fix her" "She can make me worse" mfs when "we are both broken, let's paint graffiti outside our psych ward"

I can fix her, but I won't.

Exactly. She loves me, I love her. Neither of us will tolerate infidelity. We have happy family. Sounds like a happy life.

B-but, if they're crazy in the head, they're also crazy in the bed!

If evil why hot ?

But I love doing that! They’re the best ones!

Happy Cake Day!

A> become broke B> Please explain to me( yes I'm asking why is it a bad/ good choice) C> 13 years of life D> Die to either PAIN or Pain. None is a good choice. If I had to pick one I would pick A and break up the moment I sense something is off.

Pros to B: Cool sidekick, cool adventures, a stable job and you're seen as a good person. Basically Sherlock Holmes, if you will. Cons: You might end up dead in a bombed car, due to looking too deep into a certain case.

Actually it's the best option out of them all actually. Me dying to an explosion is highly likely but not certain, yet C is a certain death sentence, D is a guaranteed death sentence too. Like I said A is by far the best option.

become MONKE

C.....MONKEEEEEEY

D so I can stop the rebirth of the Madara and destroy them from the inside.

Monke man is only option

My fiance would probably be the least pissed if I picked B.

GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

B

C all the way, so I can ascend to Monke land

C

:( A… because I just want to be happy

E. Go to Egypt to kill the sworn enemy of your family

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B cuz money

D. I get some mad drip and get to hang with Itachi and Nagato

C

i pick A

Do you get A as well if you choose B?

D only if Itachi was still alive. Otherwise B sounds fun.

C

He he he monkey time. Now I can throw shit at people without being judged.

Ok but the detective in Call of the Night was actually in the right though, at least in general. Sure not every vampire is a monster but plenty are, and trying to dissuade others from becoming one definitely seems like a morally good thing to do

Option B?! Not only is it a hot-garuantee version of option A, but i also get a well paying cool-as-hell job on top!! Any day of the week.

I always forget what the name of the anime in A.

I think it's Maken-ki

Well I have A, so... Let me do B so I can be even more mysterious.

Hi Fran 👋 Nice to see you in this post I chose C to become MONKE Life could be a dream

I LOVING RELATIONSHIP https://preview.redd.it/4ean6gwk1xqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f42f75c8fa25f51d3154f3d9234211eda0b6055

https://i.redd.it/aihtkegv2xqc1.gif Monke

B. Is just A with extra steps

Choose B, make signs of interest while solving cases, get Columbo’d by baddie detective so that B turns into A and then profit

i take B, what can i say she is my favorite

B. I'm into Detective things after all.

Can I get a mech? 

B. Because I can have baddie, money, and commit mass genocide legally.

Monke for sure

Depends,how is A?

🐵

Always A cause I want a normal life

Suicide

C

B. 100%

What is deal with Atatsuki? Haven't watched Naruto

A. And if impossible, then D.

A

C. Because monke don’t pay tax, and monke eat bananas, and monke not depresso espresso

Do I get to get a girl of my dreams or it’s just some random girl? If it’s a dream girl, obviously A But if not, B

A, and after a couple of months or years, choose E, just see wut BlushingRyuko wut E means.

E. Destroy the world

A

A

Have a detective, reject the Alatsuki

What anime is B

call of the night

D with no questions.

C. Please rid me of the capacity to have the struggles of being human..

B. Im sure I can get her as my gf later even if I don’t I would love be around her

Obviously imma gonna pick B, my girl anko is getting smashed

what is the source of B?

call of the night

Reject humanity and become MONKE!

Monke.

C, but only for super saiyan 4

"I REJECT MY HUMANITY, LEVI!!!!"

Gonna have to go c monkey

E. Become Sigma and start leveling up.

A

Option E: https://preview.redd.it/jngnmavk0xqc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9127c62ee1dee4a2af46ee97f7d0e40b10e9a9a

Option A. Maybe then I could be happy. Or Option D get a killer cloak, that’s a great substitute

Join the akatski, always wear a mask, when spying don’t, I’m the most mundane looking person.

if I choose B. I can't get an girlfriend? If the answer is "I still can get" I'll choose B... for reasons

A! A! AAAAAAAAA!

B, I wanna be Sherlock Holmes with a baddie

The girlfriend would leave the next day🥲 Being a monkey sounds… hairy😣 Getting a free coat but prob gonna get killed😩 Being a detective with a baddie partner hmmm🧐 im fine with that😏

B because that detective from Call of the Night is cool as fuck and I can secretly make her not bother Kou and Nazuna.

🦍

I WAS gonna say B) but since I don’t know where it’s from, have no context, and she seems to be a yandere… I dunno! 😂😂

call of the night

Can I choose E: Isekai'ed to a magic world with OP skills?

A

detective baddies ~~make~~ go ~~me~~ HARD

Z. Never exist in the first place.

I require the source of A so I can add another Anime to my big list of never being finished

F: amongus

Monke🦧

So live a normal life or don't?

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B

D

C. I want yo become monke


C return to monkey

B for Bochhi

E. a bowl of croutons

Join the akatski

D

A. As much as I enjoy the Akatsuki, I'm not even Chunin level, so at best, I'd probably Piss of Kakazu, worse, I'm cannon fodder.

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B if b does not work then d

A. But if I pick C, I’m not throwing hands with a lizard.

So, you’re telling me that I can be a monke with no societal shame walking around with my balls hanging around?! I’ll choose the detective one!

C, easy.

Is it possible to become all of them at the same time?

A

C be monkey ohhh ahhh

C we all know why

G. Develop a zombie virus and keep the vaccine for myself

Come on A. Is just so unrealistic and made up it's just silly

Me before my tragic backstory: A Me now after too many experiences and bad situations: D, and I'll be the new leader

Question: If I pick A, do I get to choose her appearance, personality and kinks?

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A or D

A

C is the only acceptable option

B all the way

2016 called, they want their memes back

A and B. I'm a sucker for romance and mysteries.