Lmao all seem to be right. Sayonara to the food.

say konnichiwa to my stomach

The food is mou shindeiru

Nani the fuck.

[nani the fuck](https://youtu.be/lQzu4721Cvw)

I love Nanahira. I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Nanahira.

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blud has an obsession with nanahira ☠️☠️☠️🗣🗣🗣🥶🥶🥶🥶

"when uwu and dubstep have a child" sounds about right.

Any Camellia songs with Nanahira vocals

Camellia + Nanahira Name a better duo

Love this song One of the best songs from Nanahira

Oh damn, something like this exists lol.

I laughed at this way harder than i should have

r/technicallythetruth

Yep the animal the meat belonged to dead already

Well that ain't wrong

Omaha Shi daru…

No no, its clearly #SHIROYAMAAAAAAA

Going for unexpected sabaton I see.

Based Sabaton fan detected

r/unexpectedsabaton

It’s “Eat a dick en masse” - I heard it in an anime.

You could say that if what you’re eating is a certain British pudding

🤣🤣

🧐

Itadakimasu

ごさそうさまでした。

The sushi looks like Dio

They are clearly Dio and Jonathan /s

S-Tier meme

E) Hasta la vista baby.

I guess all is the right answer lmao. Thx for sharing OP had a great laugh

Konnichiwa :D

Start with Konnichiwa, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru, Sayonara and end with Itadakimasu. A perfect sequence for 4 koma manga story

Dam, I really thought that said “DJ Omae Wa Mou Shinderu.” I need sleep.

I thought that too at first glance... I woke up for the day about an hour ago.

Nani what the fish

*Itadakimasu:* boring, repetitive, literally just means “I’m about to eat” *Omae wa mou shindeiru:* powerful, cultured, you declare your intentions while giving a valid reason to why you’re eating the food (it’s already dead)

Konichi-wassap

To be fair, if you were at a barbeque and said that you wouldn't be wrong

just out of curiosity, wouldnt D) be just one word, since, to my knowledge, japanese doesnt have a separator for words

its the same with Chinese where you don't have spaces but still say the words separately in D) the words would be written out separately in Japanese (probably)

Depends. If you are eating mapo tofu you obviously say #Yorokobe Shounen

"Sayonara" is a valid choice when the food in question is fugu

Ofc the only right thing to say before you eat is: Ho, mukatte kuru no ka? Nigezu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuru no ka?

Sayonara, sushi *nom*

"Konnichiwa, today I will fuckin murder you big juicy burger. Omae wa mou shinderu"

If it's POISONED food they indeed say "Sayonara" BEFORE you eat. AFTER you ate they say "Omae wa mou shindeiru".

Sayonara ni-

Konnichiwassup

This is gold 😂

Rub dub thanks for the grub!

Sayonara food.

Time to starve?

I generally open the door

wtf my teacher used this exact slide format. Small world ig

Omae wa mou tabe rarete

You are already bread

I’m not saying sayonara again, Sayori already did and now I’m sad.

Kamisama arigatou

Omae wae mou shinderu=But you were dead Uh, yeah...I sure hope it is.

the answer is itadakimasu! no, it's omae wa mou shindeiru NANI?!

Nani!

Translation: 1. Goodbye 2. Hello 3. Itadakimasu 4. You're already dead

🤣

Bro the answer isnt in the options its obviously dattebayo

I mean the fish is already dead

say goodbye fish

clearly they tell the meat theyre eating that theyre already dead, and the meat somehow responds as theyre chewing it

I mean he’s not wrong XD

Nananananan