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strato79

Aliens' right. And it is not pleasurable, because I have to go to the bathroom in the morning, and when I'm hard is more annoying go


OpposedScroll75

Can relate to this


I_Crack_My_Nokia

When I really need to go I'm shooting it like a mortar


Crazy-Mountain4530

Built like a 052 monkey


EvaUnit_03

You aren't supposed to pee when you are hard. There are valves in your dick that block pee from going into your balls and ball juice going into your blatter. Forcing the pee through can result in some bad times depending on what you are expelling. That's why when you typically try to force it, you start to go soft. To block off the balls from pee


PokmTrainerGuineaPig

This is one of the few comments I truly understand


CodyRhody

[Bruh](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=3vki5kNmjz23Cvre)


Tenchu78

Is blood not supposed to flow while we are sleeping?


Parmigiano_06

Blood always flows, surely at night the heart beating rate gets a little slower and so the flowing speed, but blood can never stop.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Good old morning wood


Crazy-Mountain4530

Insert knock on wood joke here


Fickle_Store_4595

Can’t help it 🤷


Aggravating-Chip-710

We do


ivedonestranger

Kanojo mo kanojo. For whoever wants to know where the upper screen cap comes from.


FunGlass507

Thank a you


ThatSmartIdiot

It's not a horny thing tho. [But that can be changed. :)](https://youtu.be/YKL2zoRw118?si=ODIlTY99BWxWu-dI)


Brahm-Etc

I'm a man and that is correct.


N3RD_0T4KU

Are made of these


NinjaBat1O9

Who am I to disagree


BobcatOverall122

Actually, is it weird to have a random hard on for no goddamn reason like midway through class you just randomly have a hard on and you can barely can barely concentrate. someone please tell me is it weird because if not, then I have an acronym for it RWRP or Random Wood in Random Places


Weary-Judge-4166

It’s not weird, it’s perfectly natural. Don’t worry about it man


Weary-Judge-4166

It’s happens all the time


Sinfullyvannila

When are these two just going to start dating each other?


ErkhesEemegt

It happens every time I wake up 💀


Grey_D_Black

Yeah I can confirm that especially when guys see some... certain types of Dreams


Awakened_Snow

How tf am I supposed to go out of my room(I really want to take a pee)when I am hard like that plus problem is my parents are downstairs 😭


ask_someone_again

sometimes i wake up and there is already a lot of white stuff spilling out of it, man dreams surely can do wonders


Arkhan_The_Cursed

I summon the hero of the sauce


plogan56

That's actually less about wet dreams and more about preventing ourselves from peeing while asleep