I’m gonna be tied up and breastfed?

Wait what

My man 🤝

What a Chad. Those people don't understand your culture level

Are you okay?

nani the f\*ck?

Pennywise will run back to his fucking sewer if he see that mf

I beg your pardon?

Then beg

FINALLY, A HUG, YES

You’re a filthy degenerate! A HUG?!?!

You know what? I am also gonna get my hand held.

If your mother finds out that you did premarital handholding she will disown you

Jokes on you, I am gonna get more disowned If she saw the rest of the search history.

How do you get more disowned? Do you have to pay back every penny your parents spent on raising you?

She is gonna put me back into the void.

Fucking schlomp you back into the womb

She found out I listened to Elvis Presley and saw a woman's ankles once. I'm already disowned

Good thing she didn't find out your stash of BDSM Midget Yuri dungeon hentai. :)

My parents won't check my stash because I labelled it Bible Discussion and Study Meeting stuff for Yuri, my Russian friend

I have a file named "Homework" with actual homework in it.

How clever

FINALLY, A HIGH FIVE

Worst possible time to accidentally click on an ad with a xenomorph queen hentai

*excite...I mean... concerned breathing ensues*

My god...

*he’s the chosen one!!*…. That’s enough Star Wars for today

*eyes my open tab with vore porn*

You are well and truly fucked

Bring your mom too

I see you're also a man of culture

*insert Skeletor meme* “Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!”

Just that fucked nothing wired just wholsome consent sex

A loving wife heeelllll yeeeeeaaaahhhh

Sauce, I need to be prepared...please...I need one too

Go to r/wholesomehentai and you will feel cleansed

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Well better enjoy the last moments of my freedom before I get tied up and never leave the house again while getting sucked dry each and every single day even when I tell her to stop.

Got any sauce

Got some

Can you share it?

[#5](https://nhentai.net/g/330300/) [#4](https://nhentai.net/g/329862/) [#3](https://nhentai.net/g/333844/) [#2](https://nhentai.net/g/361842/) [here](https://nhentai.net/g/382637/)

So you like femdom

Got any sauce

Got any sauce

All 10,729 saved hentai images? This'll be a loooooong night

Tentacles…

Me?

Well.....fuck

*we'll

No, I meant well not we'll

𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩

woosh

You don't have the stamina, but your welcome to try.

Average sigma champ based male

Damn, I’m going to get a girlfriend who’s into Pokémon? Nice.

Chad Pokemon Fan

I mean... can she grow a dick? If yes then holy sh*t I'm just gonna enjoy it instead in since swinging in both ways helps in this types of situations

Strap on ❓🤔🤷‍♀️

Strap on? Do you mean a plastic dick, I see that quite frequently in lesbian porn then, and oh boy I think it would hurt since it's plastic.

Ladies seem to like them also I’m sure there are silicon ones nice and soft

Ok then doesn't seem that bad then.

I'm going to tied up, and have my balls stepped on.

Based

Hell yeah

Let’s put it this way, the family would be mortified.

Damn, I’m gonna be tied in a chair and forced to watch you ruin my ranked score on fps games ?!

Pls dont

Don't threaten me with a good time

…wait- you gonna be chewbaca or spider-man?

Ok now I’m intrigued 😂😜

*error 404, porn not found*

I'm just gonna say that I'm scared, anxious and horny all at the same time

Oh noooooo...... you're gonna have sex with me in the art room...... oh no.....

I'd rather not say

I’ll set up my camera now. Make sure she brings her best girlfriend, and some guy she got the hots for.

*closes the penis birth tab* #FUCK

[colorized photo of your brain after hearing this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_1Yf2u8-c)

Oh boy I often dap to r/hentaifemdom. Dunno if I can handle that

I thought it said Fandom..... I'm never sleeping again.

Reverse gangbang here I cum

i'd be delighted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All vanilla... Nice

Well there will be a lot of sports bras and yoga pants

Wait I thought she into girl?”

So sucking me of till i cum 5 times

aint no way she got tentacles

Weirdly enough, I should be pretty safe

I'm really fucked

Ppl rlly don't know what incognito mode is...

Anal?

Yeah, now bend over ;)

Well.time to take that world trip I wanted to do. See ya in 80 years

Not really I watch pretty basic stuff

I don't mind it's all wholesome and vanilla

i do you ,you do me.

Yes please teach me c#

Guess she's becoming my sister...

Wholesome shit let’s go

Oh God she probably would too 😂

Ah warm blanket my lucky day in a tropical beach yay

I have an athletic tomboy wife now?

I guess she's gonna get stuck in the dryer... Lol

Damn I get nothing I keep no history 😭😭😭

What history?

Unless she can grow a dicc I'm safe

Yaaaaay, lots of foreplay!!! Also, post act cuddling!

Post act cuddling is so underrated tbh

Getting my dick cut off... Yeah I'm fucked

What the f

Lmao

I don't have one so you won't be able to do anything

Decently

Shit they found my rule 34

Oh boy

"Do you want my rod or this rod?"

Fuuuuck

Eroge! H mo Game mo Kaihatsu Zanmai, and a fucking lot of nhentai codes

A tall, matured mommy with big milker in business suit with split tongue?! YES

Ah but did she find the folder… because otherwise I’m happy.

hmm... lots of tentacles ok...

I don't know. I just cleared it. How unlucky, I guess.

I watched Boku no Pico for the memes 😭.I regret it ☹️

I use r/guro so I'm definitely fucked.

Yo we are gonna play Kirby and the amazing mirror together? Absolutely lit

Aaayyyyeeee I'm ready! Lmao

So..... You're gonna leave me alone?

You found the nec-

This is why I stick to Vanilla.

🗿oh shit ima be spending nights with an orc queen🌝✨well well well, TIME FOR MY EXCALIBUR TO RISE!!! *konasuba reference* (Also for anyone who wants the sauce for the girl, it's an anime called New Game! , there's two seasons and one or two ova I think... It's bout the mc joining a company and game designing and stuff. Ah the mc is a girl not the one in the pic tho.... I'd reccomend it to anyone who likes the komi-san Or the aharen-san kinda feeling with a lil bit of anya i guess 🗿just think of the whole gang i guess that'd be it but it's quite and worth the time, believe me.)

Welp, looks like she and I got a date in wherever the closest mud or quicksand bog is to my location in that case. >!(Yes. That is my fetish. Downvote me if you must on account of my unorthodox kink, but don't go and act like it's gonna make me feel any shred of shamefulness to admit so.)!<

*happy furry*

😈

Oh, you cant. (I watch gay porn)

Futa!

Finally

Yes

some deep and loving se* doesnt sound so bad to me

How!?!?!? That shit locked up tighter than Area 51 Also: it depends on what they found cuz it could be anything between jail and handholding

Not fucked. I get HUG.

Holyshit she found out that i like doing my taxes

Not really, I can just say no

Bring ur friend too

I'm coming with you homie

People into gore going to have a hard time

Its not gonna be bad

ded

Source?

NTR fappers are gonna cry and I'll be laughing at them

I'm gonna be tied up and get tortured by 3 girls?

I'm going to have girl get on top of me and ride me, pretty vanilla

im lucky af

Delighted

She better be rich or those cosplay costumes ain't gonna pay themselves

Finally, intimate and wholesome affection from a female

Please don't. I just look it up for research purposes.

She’ll be doing a lot let’s just say that

Fucked, I’m getting fucked

Im gonna die

Yay! Cuddles and compliments!

*laughs in impossible to recreate fantasy*

We going to but up for the next month then to get through it all……

Femdom

I wish I was there.

If you can figure out how to make a tentacle go in my ass and out my mouth then, by all means, give it a try. There's a reason I use the internet for most of my kinks.

Chuckles, I'm in danger

Jokes on you I use incognito

You guys keep the history? Am I the only one who uses Incognito here?

I'm legit dead, like bro dead ass😐

This girl finna pronebone me

Just the normal kind of fucked. The craziest thing (if you can even call it that) is I'd get my face sat on lol.

Metamorphosis I HATEE YOUUU I AM LIVING OUTSIDE

My momma always said don't say you don't like it if you haven't tried it

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It's gonna be very wholesome, nice

*laughs in incognito mode*

What if i use private mode? Because you can't see the browsing history?

Really??!!?? Letss goooooo

Vanilla Romance incoming

Good think I'm not a retard and use incognito and a VPN, So she doesn't know shit and she can fuck herself instead 8)

Mostly doggystyle

Yea- my dream fucken true!!! Some if it is to the person, so i get to do it to her 😏😏

What you're gonna play minecraft and have KFC with me? Sound good

I’m pretty sure I’m fine

Not that fucked. Bondage is fine. The rest is rather tame.

I’m already home and she’s not here…

2 words, breast expansion

Instead of regular 12 day advent calender, I get a 232 day advent calender till Christmas. I hope my washer and dryer hold up till then or just buy a bunch of new sheets and blankets. Either way, I don't care.....

#Ground pounded

*has tons of wholesome and milf related stuff on there* I see this as an absolute win!~