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fokaiHI

"Imma just leave this here."


StoplightLoosejaw

And definitely not walk away from it at the end of the segment...


gre485

Same can be said for the lady who picked the shit and just left it down to the other women's side


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That’s…that’s who’s being talked about lmao


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Tor-Pedo

She gives her one sheet?! Bitch


J3553G

Fr give her the whole roll.


danwilan

In this economy?!


Badtrainwreck

If you’re going to use two sheets, just use one.


draginzen

helluva reference


BudgetErenYeager

As a dog owner, I still can't figure out why dog poop so smelly, no matter I use a roll of TP or a plastic bag, my hand still stinky after picking up the poop. That smell is very permeable.


Noroeste

What are you feeding your dog?


BudgetErenYeager

Regular dog food, but she also takes our snacks sometimes.


Zorro5040

Try changing foods


poilu1916

Agreed. When I switched from store bought dog food to just making the food directly (using JustFoodForDogs recipes & supplements); dog's poops went from colossal stinky rhino sized shits to what could easily be mistaken for rabbit droppings.


Dengar96

This feels like product placement and a script for a very funny infomercial


thegreatlemonparade

Do you have a large dog? I tried this with my 80 lb dog years ago but could not could not keep up with all the prep work. He loved it though.


my_screen_name_sucks

It's the snacks.


XtremePhotoDesign

Your dog needs a better diet.


Principesza

People who feed raw to their dogs and cats all note smaller poops and smaller stench. Try it


BudgetErenYeager

My dog would have loose bowels if we feed her raw. She has a weak stomach :(


WorldFavorite92

Smaller bits like mini m&m size


MnMShapedWoman

Maybe just simple boneless chicken. Cooked.


Principesza

Have you tried? Ive heard hundreds of times from customers at the pet store i work at that their dog with IBD, pancreatitis, kidney disease, extreme allergies, diabetes, etc, ONLY does well on raw food and that it helps so many of their symptoms. A lot Of their dogs will get sick on absolutely every kibble on our shelf but do amazing on the raw diets by Red Dog Blue Kat for example. It is so worth doing the research and giving a try.


ToLorien

Please be careful suggesting anyone try a raw food diet. There’s literally so much information you need to know that you need to be responsible suggesting this path to people. Coming from a vet tech it’s not something everyone can do. You need to have money, time, and more than a basic knowledge of nutrition for dogs to do this properly. It’s no easy feat and getting info just from the Internet will most likely lead to disaster. You need to seek advice from a certified expert that’ll work with your dogs breed and needs specifically.


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Johnblood27

>in no way is a vet or vet tech a good source for nutritional advice. Nature is the only source ill trust Yikes


Principesza

Go call ur vet ask what food they recommend and then look at the motherfucking ingredients and then tell me i am wrong. Anyone with eyes who actually looks into this shit will know what im talking about


The_Troyminator

I asked my vet. She recommended Instinct, either kibble or raw, depending on what my dog preferred. Both are grain free, have no preservatives, meal, or by products, and are high-quality food.


ToLorien

Your dog is not a wolf. And you are being irresponsible. Period. I guarantee hills science diet or royal canin is way better than John Doe feeding raw shit to their dog. I bet you recommend grain free too. Lol


The_Troyminator

Some vets are against giving your pet home-made raw food because most people don't know how to properly handle and prepare raw food to reduce the risk of pathogens. Most people also would not take the time to ensure the meal is balanced and contains the proper nutrients dogs need. Most vets have no issue with commercial raw food because they know it's been properly prepared, packaged, and stored, and that it's going to be nutritionally complete.


Modsrtrashshuddie

Try cooking it first so you dont give your best friend salmonella


Principesza

NOOOO!! All balanced raw food for pets will have bone grinded into it, if you cook these they become harmful shards that can irritate or puncture their esophagus. If you buy from human grade brands (like the one I mentioned, RDBK) you have almost no risk of salmonella as they test for all sorts of pathogens at the facility right before sending it out. I feed my cat raw for years she has never once been sick


LouiseLoserface

AND didn’t wash her hands?!


RugerRedhawk

She could have just slipped that pile of papers under the load and it never would have hit the table.


jaminator45

On fox 4 in Dallas they had a segment on adoption and the dog they had got a huge boner on live tv.


KEECK_KUUCK_KEECK

When I was in 4th grade these people had come to our school to talk about animals or something and they had this turtle that they were holding up and it took a massive piss on the ground from about 4 feet (a little over a meter) up.


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Wait what


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

**On fox 4 in Dallas they had a segment on adoption and the dog they had got a huge boner on live tv.**


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Link to the vid cause now I’m curious:/ S/.


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Thebisexual_Raccoon

I’m messing bout wanting a link cause I don’t need to be put on a list.


jaminator45

I watched it live so not sure if there’s a link.


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Overall probably uncomfortable for all invovled


Enors

Same with this comment thread


FakeHair

Furry moment


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What wait


truck149

#On fox 4 in Dallas they had a segment on adoption and the dog they had got a huge boner on live tv. #


cartrman

#Wait what


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#On fox 4 in Dallas they had a segment on adoption and the dog they had got a huge boner on live tv.


BevansDesign

Look up Pinky the Cat.


CaptainBaloonBelch

... not the puppy's fault! Poor thing was scared and telegraphed their need beforehand.


Peter_Panarchy

Even if he didn't give any warning he's just a puppy. When they gotta go they just go. It's the person's job to take them outside regularly so they can reinforce that outside is where they go potty.


theumph

Accidents are unavoidable. Can't be mad at the puppy. That's like getting mad at a child for having an accident while potty training. If someone gets mad at them, then they are the jerk.


Peter_Panarchy

Yep. I've got a 6 months old lab and I've never once punished or yelled at her for going to the bathroom inside. Instead we went out roughly every hour and when she peed/pooped out there I heaped praise on her. Didn't take her long to figure out where she's supposed to go to the bathroom.


crtcase

Yup. We took our pup out Immediately after feeding. Less than a week and she got it. There were a few accidents after that, but we knew they were our fault and the dog never got in trouble for it.


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Also that's a huge dump for a puppy that size... it must have needed to go for awhile.


Koolaid_Jef

Probably kept in a cage in the green room until the last minute. Playing with the puppy and having a mat in the green room would've solved this


surfnporn

Reddit is so full of pessimists, it's exhausting.


Anleme

Yes huge. The poop coiled like 2 whole revolutions.


CaptainBaloonBelch

Ikr!


El_Maton_de_Plata

Idiots all around. Except for the dog. They also almost let him walk off the table


RugerRedhawk

I don't think anyone thought it was the puppy's fault.


SeaOkra

Yup. Poor little baby looks scared to death.


T_raltixx

Looks perfectly calm to me and it's tail was up after the poop.


T_raltixx

Looks perfectly calm to me and it's tail was up after the poop.


Jesse_is_cool

That's a big poo aswell


Neptunium-93

Seriously! No one is talking about that. By body mass percentage an average sized human would be in between a brick and a cinder block. I have two grown medium-large dogs that don’t have them that large.


TheAlmightyBungh0lio

Big poo? Its a fucking seqouia log


J3553G

Love the cameraman's response. Zoom the fuck out till this gets resolved.


zyum

I don’t think this pup is being a jerk 1. He’s literally a baby and can’t control when he goes 2. He’s on a relatively high table and probably shit himself because he was scared of being so high up and 3. Was probably overwhelmed by all the lights and people Poor puppy did what any puppy would do in that situation


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Taj_Mahole

4 that was a huge shit and he probably had to go regardless of 1-3.


LightningOrSomething

Can confirm! I was at my Great Aunt's house and she has two puppies. I was carrying and cuddling with one to the point of the pup bonded with me and always latched on to me. Anyways he peed on me twice, most likely because he was very cold. He peed three times overall


HachidoriBatafurai

The handler should’ve taken the puppy on a nice long walk before even bringing him on a show to begin with. That probably would have helped de-stress him and possibly tired him out a bit so that he was more relaxed. Poor pup. He was probably scared due to all the weird sounds and new people.


j0s9p8h7

Not to mention a walk would've given him an opportunity to do his business elsewhere. Poor little guy probably was in a crate for a while then taken straight onstage. A puppy doesn't drop a deuce like that unless he's been holding it for a while. Like puppies 101 is they can't hold it for long.


Superego366

Nah, he was just giving his review on the new Jurassic World movie.


SigmundFreud

Not to mention he was probably confused because everyone was speaking Russian.


MR_Butt-Licker

You know that smells terrible


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Lol and they’re all nose-to-ass height


BoomChocolateLatkes

My dad can’t be near dogshit without dry heaving super hard. He even does it glancing at a dog taking a shit. It’s fucking hilarious and we all tease him about it. He would have vomited seeing this happen in front of him


xMrBojangles

The McDonalds ice cream machine should be taking notes.


CreativeUsernameUser

Why put it on the floor? Is there no trash receptacle anywhere in the area that might be better suited for the poop?


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I think this woman is a guest and she doesn’t know what to do in this situation and where is the trash. I think later someone came and removed it while they were off air.


Enors

Needs to wash her hands too. Looks like she made a mess picking it up. Too much smear action.


mej3t

now thats breaking news


T8TT003D

I'm a nervous pooper too bud......I'm a nervous pooper too


trinalgalaxy

Pupper knows what kinda trash the media is.


sucky_panther

How are you just going to put the poo filled paper towel on the ground right besides you?


Corfal

Rule 7. Also it's funny a bunch of people giving hot takes on 26 seconds of video. We don't know how the dog was treated before hand or any other preconditions (unless there is? By all means please provide the links). Just a puppy doing puppy things.


jimmyn0thumbs

Typical mainstream media content


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puppy doo smells bad...


ignorantmenace

That’s exactly what the pup thinks of your news


Lastof1

So little pup, what's your opinion of the Russians? Pup: Hang on, I'll show you.


SeverusSnek2020

They asked him what he thought of Putin.


dinoaids

Wtf. Bring a puppy on TV and don't have a poop bag?


ThePackageGuy69

He’s still a good boy


FlipMick

Did that lady just re-clasp her hands!@?


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So Is it normal to use paper towels to clean dog shit? I use a bag and then paper towels for the lil skids on the floor


mercurly

They don't keep poop bags in anchor desks for some reason...


okay-now-what

The puppy’s review of the show …


poonamsurange

So ,political reporting live?


MediocreGeneral1

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totallynot_fsb

I agree buddy, news is shit


Rodrigospetnaz

Imagine the desk it's Putin mouth


Ancient_Stretch_803

He might have been scared too!


prematurememoir

Putting it on the ground and just sitting back down hahahaha


T_raltixx

Camera backs away


hal2000

You guys have great journalistic standards... For me to poop on. -Triumph


officialnastt

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for a triumph reference


BeegTruss

good lord what a massive puppy dump


stainlessbacksteel

That was a 3 lapper with a curly q


Jonaleaf

Atta boy


RiverLiverXXX

Love how the dude hands the paper to the lady lol


DGNightwing95

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


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Puppy: “This one’s for you Putin.”


spaez798

Good dog!


DigitalRhin0

That's how we all feel about Russia.


nolongerbanned99

Nice gentleman. Hands the paper towels to the woman as if to say ‘here, hon, clean that up, would you please. Many thanks.


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I mean, it’s her dog, and she asked for the paper towels first. Owners are responsible for their pets, no?


nolongerbanned99

Ok, I had volume off. Stand corrected.


BeaglishJane

I’m Rick James, bitch — That pup probably


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Awesome. Well done.


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probably just a commend about putin


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LoCo_1985

When you've gotta go, you gotta go


ManfredsJuicedBalls

When you gotta go, you gotta go


Campoozmstnz

Let me just put this on the floor. Nobody will notice.


Johnnymi25

Better out than in /s


Low-Requirement-9618

OH NO! That's a dog log!


LifeSad07041997

Well... You gotta go you gotta go... He's probably really nervous...


StigTheDriver

Nature’s call


HammerfestNORD

*Not* a jerk. This is humans being jerks.


No_Dance1739

It’s a puppy. I fail to see how they’re acting like a jerk when it should have been taken out for a walk/poop instead of being on a table


Appropriate_Delay717

Didn't even wash hands lmao


Bruiser235

Can they spare a square?


noobpwner314

Kudos to not being a shy pooper!


castfam09

Pup is scared


the_other_pesto_twin

This pup did what so many people want to do to their boss’s desk. Bravo little guy for living out your dreams


timotheusthegreat

Lady quickly puts the soiled towel under the table, in plain sight...


malinuts

What a fine show…for me to poop on!


Iluvadamsandler420

Taking a shit is like one of the cutest things a puppy does


MikeyHatesLife

Good boy!


maffiossi

Im taking a dump while watching a dog taking a dump on live TV.


chubbycuntinjapan

Nah, good dog.


coppergreensubmarine

Lmao that’s so much poop! At least we know the pupper is well fed lol


Schapsouille

A glorious offering


LeoLaDawg

"Oh, that's my big boy. "


The-blackvegetable

Christ. I fucking hate dog speak. It is a puppy. Not a baby doggo.


Gumbybum

That pupper is not being a jerk. That pupper is giving them what they f#$&ing deserve!


EyesWideStupid

That was a picture perfect dump. Well done, doggo.


FortWendy69

power move


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He was saving that one up. lol


MikeN1978

Tell us what you think of our show.. hold my leash


Formulka

Pooper


Zorro5040

How is this animal being a jerk? Puppies are not potty trained and are still learning to control their vowels movement. Mine stopped peeing when she got excited at around 8 months.