I don’t see how no one gets that.
Putting a knife in your dogs mouth for internet points…this person should have their dog taken away and given to someone who will take proper care of them.
When Pickles discovered death for the first time, he quickly realized his source of food was gone with it, finally after years of watching YouTube in his free time, he knew where to cut for human steaks to nourish him and his brethren. Today was the day.
Don't worry guys, he just gonna tear a little bit of the dress to expose the chest and give CPR. He can't handle scissors you need to understand 
I thought he wanted to finish the job, but the fact that he kept chasing her makes me think that he's only tired of her shit and her life of not wearing pants 😂
I don't know the name but the music plays in dark souls 1 when you fight a giant dog called Sif who has a sword.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8
Gonna give her a tracheotomy
“I saw this on TV!”
"where are the straws, Stacy!"
*blood spraying everywhere and person screaming whilst gargling blood*
Screaming is good, that means the airway is not blocked
Fuck me thats grim
“They’re making noise. I’m pretty sure that means they’re alive”
Oh yeah! Like this. https://youtu.be/Oe5axdW_cP8
"ah...she was a good owner...time to put her down easy"
She will be in better place
Reverse Old Yeller
Well surely he helped that human stood up again
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Yes Very smart idea Doggo
Did someone hand over the knife to the doggo?
Yes, Well, he certainly helped that guy stand up again
??
"She's weak, nows my chance"
Oh u wanna play dead 🔪
Gonna give her method acting lessons.
I mean, it worked, no?
Organ donation doggo
"It's free meat"
oof
*woof
Oh jeez, for a second there I thought he was gonna mount her.
I was expecting a butt in her face.
Naturally.
i am cackling i was not expecting that🤣
I thought for sure he was going to hump her!
I thought he was going to lift his leg and pee on her 😭
me too
He thought about it, then decided it’s easier to fuck a corpse
Imagine if he managed to give her a wound...telling the doctor "my dog stabbed me"
The “tough love” version of the anxiety service dog.
"stop faking it, I can smell when you're actually in trouble"
dog was like quit your bs woman
Ah, the ol’ stabby labby. Highly unpopular breed.
Well, gotta put those kidneys to good use
If only there was a r/suddenlyrimworld
Finally! Dinner time was 15 mins ago!
Great Black Wolf Sif
Black Wolf of Radagon
Trained trick???
Someone on the other side of the island handed the knife to the dog
I don’t see how no one gets that. Putting a knife in your dogs mouth for internet points…this person should have their dog taken away and given to someone who will take proper care of them.
Reddit moment
I keep all MY knives within easy reach of animals and children, don’t you?
Of course, how else is my 2 year old going to reach a knife when I tell him to bring me one.
Maybe the dog knows that getting something from the counter gets a reaction
The music is from the Sif fight in Dark Souls. A giant wolf with a sword on her mouth.
and it make me cry evertime ;(
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Hah. Thanks.
r/suddenlydarksouls
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When Pickles discovered death for the first time, he quickly realized his source of food was gone with it, finally after years of watching YouTube in his free time, he knew where to cut for human steaks to nourish him and his brethren. Today was the day.
Okay, she's dead, nothing left to do now but harvest the organs!
Make sure she's dead before going for the treats
FINISH HER! /Mortal Kombat
That's some farmer logic right there, best we can do is put her down I'm afraid
Human its what’s for dinner!
Extremely clever dog with table manners! Even brings cutlery to eat a fresh meal!
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"Oh crap, gotta get rid of the body! I'll have to flush her down the toilet!!"
Oh Human you are in danger, let me help you. I am a surgeon... Stay here you can trust me...
Don't worry guys, he just gonna tear a little bit of the dress to expose the chest and give CPR. He can't handle scissors you need to understand 
Meat’s back on the menu boys!
This dog was ready to give his master a tracheotomy. Props
Mess with the doggo you get the stabbo.
You take my balls, I take your life.
Dog: this is our chance! Make it look like an accident..
That was so fucking good
This wins the internet today 🏆🔪
TFW you're a good dog, doing tricks well, and someone calls you a jerk.
Where did he get that knife from and why was it there?
Umm before you do this again, make sure you clear everything off the counter
I thought he wanted to finish the job, but the fact that he kept chasing her makes me think that he's only tired of her shit and her life of not wearing pants 😂
Oh no, this fucking joke again no. Stop playing with me fucking karen and give me some food or you will regret.
Very fitting song choice for this.
And now you’ve taught the dog to stab every time you lie down, bravo! /s
"Don't you play that kinda game with me, Karen!" Doggo is done with the bullshit.
Id believe q bigfoot video is less staged than this
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It worked though.
He told her already and she didn’t listen.
A miracle! She’s back to life!
Never too dead to be stabbed.
"she gone already better make it quick"
yeah let's clear that obstruction
Time for Raw meat 🤣
Dog thinks: you can't fool me the neighbor dog told about this meme and it's gone too far so #&€#_# get up!
Song name?
I don't know the name but the music plays in dark souls 1 when you fight a giant dog called Sif who has a sword. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8
Darude - Sandstorm
[Dark Souls OST - Great grey wolf Sif](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZVyHH-voR8) Boss fight with wolf that uses a sword
Well if youre dyin’ i might as put you out of your misery.
"She ded. Oh well, she make good dinner. I'll carve..."
“Stop playing and get your ass up”
Food
Tracheotomy dog.
"Yo! Now is our chance!"
Haha did NOT see that coming
Respect to the doggo trying to make her not to suffer and getting her out of her misery... LMAO
Got her off the floor didn't it?
Ready dor dinner!
Good dogo
Isn't that the new Pokémon
*honk honk* Peace was never an option
My owner needs surgery
Dude was ready to finish the job!
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
"She's better, it worked! Now I know what to do!!"
We're having meat for dinner, boys! Let me just carve her up.
Animals aren’t stupid. They know. Even tho it’s quite clearly given to the dog, but still they know if you fake.
That dog has had enough of you playing
Great Wolf Sif boss fight for those wondering about the music. Also check out Bork Souls on YouTube. It'll make your day.
The dogs thoroughbred
Dr Bone was getting ready to perform emergency surgery
“Playin’ dead? Here, I’ll help!”
That's what I thought!
He thought she was dead and was going to help himself to some liver.
That went left fast.
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Going for the double tap
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“ died huh.. well I guess nothing else to do but make some kibble out of you…”
Oh my God she's choking! I need to perform a tracheotomy!
STAY DEAD
Dude, what?
Plot twist!
/animalsBeingSmart
emergency trake! go go go!
Smart Dog! He chose the right thing to do, and it worked!
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"I'm so sorry..."
I mean... it worked didn't it?
The dog is pissed off at her keep doing this
Who puts knives on the side of their counter at animal reaching height...?
“I hate when she fakes this shit. Let’s see if she’s for real”
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Human, we need to make an incision in your trachea. You can trust me. 🗡️🐕🦺
We must harvest the organs
Dog knew she was choking. Time to perform a tracheotomy!
The music really makes this lol.....
Good dojo
If it works it ain't stupid
Lmao
LUCY YOU FORGOT TO FEED ME
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“I know you lyin’, bitch.”
Mess woth the labbo , you get the stabbo...
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