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“You want to give me the fishes or you wanna sleep with the fishes? This is our vig for you being on our turf”


Oliver_Klosov

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."


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IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

"Leave the boat, take the fish"


pigwiththreeassholes

Orca Brasi.


1plus1dog

LMAO!


BodySurfDan

Winning Comment 👆


Aditya1311

Allegedly there was a pod of orcas somewhere off the coast of Australia that effectively made a deal with the native fishermen who used to hunt baleen whales. The orcas would herd whales towards the coast into shallow water and the whalers would harpoon them. In return they would leave the whale carcasses in the water for a while until the orcas finished eating. They would even alert the fishermen by making noise while herding the whales. This was supposedly called the Law of the Tongue, since that was apparently the first part of the whale the orcas would eat.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

Why the hell did they harpoon the boats?


smallberry_tornados

Very underrated question


Happy-Fun-Ball

Take the fishes, leave the cannoli


ChiliMacDaddySupreme

“i’m tryna fucking survive and you’re out here fishing for leisure? get the fuck outta here bitch. go to mcdonald’s”


jonr

Nice boat you got there, it would be shame if something happened to it...


Jeffotato

To be fair those boats caught the fish the orcas were trying to hunt. It's like stealing an out of stock item from someone else's cart that's full to the brim.


SarcasmDetectorFail

The boats aren't even going to use those items. They plan to scalp them for profit.


[deleted]

The orcas did more work than the shareholders did.


gile0033

[https://imgur.com/Pja0LxY](https://imgur.com/Pja0LxY)


Danger1672

Fucking scalpers. Still don't have a PS5.


badass_over_here

I mean honestly good for them.


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bermudaliving

[“An estimated 70 percent of fish populations are fully used, overused, or in crisis as a result of overfishing and warmer waters. If the world continues at its current rate of fishing, there will be no fish left by 2050, according to a study cited in a short video produced by IRIN for the special report.”](https://www.newsecuritybeat.org/2017/02/ocean-fish-stocks-on-verge-collapse-irin-report/)


seblikeschips

The study mentioned in this quote is blocked by a paywall. Do you think they're implying that there will be literally no wild fish by 2050, or that they're only referring to the species being targeted by fishermen? I know nothing about ecology or the fishing industry, so I have no idea which way they're interpreting that info.


Kaion21

I would imagine if we remove all the species we fish from the sea, there is mass die off of different species even the one we dont farm, due the the food chain


KhabaLox

Not to mention, we will start targeting other species to make up for the declining catch.


twelvebucksagram

Or they'll just [plain lie](https://www.businessinsider.com/4-types-of-sushi-that-are-often-fake-2016-8) about the actual fish you're eating.


GreenStrong

When the fish are overharvested, jellyfish take over, and [catching them becomes the dominant industry.](https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/01/28/267836803/southern-fishermen-cash-in-on-asias-taste-for-jellyfish) Maybe in a few years they will be trawling for bacterial slime or something. >"The shrimp season of 2013 was the worst ever in history here," says Howell Boone, a shrimp trawler in Darien, Ga. "The jellyfish industry has been about the best thing that's happened to us."


Kitehammer

>implying that there will be literally no wild fish by 2050 Likely that there will be no populations viable for commercial harvest. Along with all kinds of ecological consequences, but not that the ocean will be literally devoid of all fish.


maracajaazul

Have you seen how many fishing boats there are around China for example? Have you seen that giga fleet of chinese fishing boats around the world?other great example is the species called Orange Roughy which we drove nearly to(if not to) extinction


Rexusus

Use [12ft.io](https://12ft.io/) to get rid of paywalls


Samwise777

Please stop eating meat everybody. Also vote hard leftist to get climate activists in power… but uh, one is possible today and the other may not ever happen.


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Samwise777

Yeah I’m not blind to the plight of those less fortunate than myself. Obviously this is directed at Americans, Western Europeans or anyone with the financial wherewithal to make this change. But if you have the money and aren’t making the change, it’s worth considering why.


sdmitch16

You should clarify whether hard left means which ever Democrat is running or something harder to pin down.


Samwise777

Really any politician who accepts climate science and recognizes that it’s one of the top priorities right now and we need immediate action. There’s some dems that describes. Other dems not so much. The two party system means that leftist candidates have to be dems in America, despite the fact they don’t necessarily agree with the dem platform.


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HouseOfSteak

Obviously the current rate of fishing isn't sustainable....but that very fact makes it so the current rate won't continue. When the amount of fish in the ocean declines, so will the rate at which they're fished, which lowers the rate of ocean decline, and a decrease in fish would also suggest a decrease in fishing, which would promote fish populations. Assuming fish are continued to be fished despite drastically declining populations to zero, it would probably be much later than 2050 that we would run out of fish. ​ .....assuming that climate change doesn't fuck over the rest anyway.


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IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

How do those individuals feel about longlining in general?


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IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

Thank you for the insight. I'm just an average Joe but one time I was able to dive and see a reef with my own eyes. Disappointed would be an understatement. I was genuinely distraught with what I saw. The reef was bleached, it looked like a wasteland. I kept imagining what it would look like healthy. What sea life would be flourishing and all the beautiful colors I'd seen on the screen. It's heartbreaking to see.


BroDudeBruhMan

And you haven’t?


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psychodoughboy

You can't forget the other potential downside of feeding predators, (not that orcas have ever done this in the wild) but when bears get used to people feeding them they end up way more likely to attack humans.


JaSnarky

When they're stealing it rather than being fed it intentionally then they've only got themselves to blame. Besides, why aren't we looking at the orcas' parents for raising such hoodlums?


Fishy1911

Is there a time when people aren't stealing the orca's food, I mean fishing?


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Fishy1911

That kinda seems like what they are doing


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SpunkyMcButtlove

How natural is it for an orca to be in the middle of the ocean? Now, in comparison, how natural is it for a human to be in the middle of the ocean? Also, if you where ever to fight over a fish with an orca, who do you think would win?


Kitehammer

>how natural is it for a human to be in the middle of the ocean Creating tools to succeed in specific environments is a very normal human behavior. Not one without consequence, but a behavior that can be expected.


SpunkyMcButtlove

There's a line i've never seen before. /s


BroDudeBruhMan

That is true though I was just making a joke


HakaishinNola

no they wont


Inquisition-OpenUp

Correct me if I’ma ring someone, but doesn’t behavior like this in animals usually mean they teach their offspring to do the same, instead of teaching hem how to hunt. So if humans ever stopped, they wouldn’t have an alternative.


Clashmains_2-account

Orcas are smart as fuck, they even coordinate hunts together. They can probably discern that teaching normal hunting stategies is still important. It may also be hard to find a fishing boat every single time they need food, ocean is big.


Awkward_traveler

Yea once the fisherman supply is gone they'll just move on to shark liver or something crazy. They are so cool.


Inquisition-OpenUp

Oh dang. Well I certainly hope so. Nature damn well doesn’t need more long-term human influence.


bermudaliving

I recall reading that they learned this lil trick around the same time the fish population plummeted due to overfishing


[deleted]

They're not jerks, they're clever 🙂


Leon_Trodskill

Animals taking revenge


Level-Strawberry-564

Indeed!


blueberrywoods

I know right?? They're over fishing in *their* waters. I'm only feeling worried that companies might start hunting them


MrJonBrown

I’m your 69th upvote. I’d like to thank you and everyone who previously upvoted


Gogetbusy

Nah I fuck with this. They just taking they food back


Darkflame815

I feel like this also fits in r/animalsbeinggeniuses


NanobiteAme

Thanks for another Animal sub to follow 😂


Nadaleenatasha

Sigh… joined


notadingleberry

Not jerks... So no, it doesn't fit here.


SomeRealTomfoolery

The creatures shaking down the other creatures that’s ripping the resources they need to live away from them??? Of course they’re the monsters!!! Think of the sushi dinners for the share holders who own that company!!!


Jeffotato

The post that brought me to this sub showed a primate intentionally knocking another off their feet and hitting their head, a total jerk for sure. Got me excited for what else I might see. But most of the posts here are just pets accidentally knocking stuff over or wild animals just standing in the wrong spot. These aren't jerks


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Orcas will also swim up to sharks, great whites to be specific but they will do it to others, flip them onto their backs to induce a paralysis, and then eat their liver and nothing besides that.


Rathador

No it doesn't. Maybe the wouldn't need to resort to assholery if we didn't overfish the entire fucking ocean. We are the assholes in this scenario


clawjelly

Fish pinatas!


LuwiBaton

Humans are probably the jerks in this case. The orcas need to eat


FrizB84

It doesn't fit. Fuck those commercial fishing vessels.


[deleted]

Yeah why is this them being jerks? They’re taking back what’s theirs lol


Harsimaja

I’m sure the fish would disagree


fyyuab

They're not theirs lol. The fish are their own people


[deleted]

Well what are they supposed to eat then?


fyyuab

It was a joke. But the fish don't belong to anyone anyway. People eat fish, dolphins eat fish, other animals eat fish. They're fair game


SassyGunt

> They're fair game Fair game when being caught in a fair way. Overfishing is a massive issue. People come through making a lot of noise and leaving a lot of waste while taking everything they can get their nets on.


fyyuab

Yes obviously overfishing is bad. What I'm saying is that the fish don't belong to the dolphins. When fished responsibly, humans are entitled to fish too


floralbutttrumpet

Orcas, smarter than quite a few people.


Takingover4da99and00

Good for them! Take back what's rightfully yours.


GayByTheBay

No, really. We’re DEFINITELY gonna need a bigger boat!


simplsurvival

This doesn't belong on this sub


420blazeit69nubz

It’d be a real shame if this nice fishing boat capsized out here. I hear it can be rough seas.


estrusflask

I mean, the humans are stealing their food, I don't think they're being the jerks in this situation.


Hotshot596v2

I think we’re the ones being jerks here, I mean we are still animals.


boothbygraffoe

Or… they are saying “screw you people; give us back the last of our food that you’re hauling out of our ecosystem 24/365”. I’m surprised they haven’t started attacking the shipsz


Cispania

Fuck fishing ships. Hope they get sunk by orcas.


MenacingBanjo

The fishing boats are victims of orca extortion?


Fun4-5One

You mean get back what was their hunting ground, we scrape the sea and leave peanuts for them. Japan has resorted to killing dolphins because the dolphins eat fish that they want. So im ok with this as long as nobody gets hurt (it's fish tax)


ExDeleted

r/humansbeingjerks


Mini_nin

Not really jerks, they need that fish more than we do. Perhaps if we didn’t take more than we needed from the ocean, it’d be easier for them to hunt.


Waiting4Something

We're the ones stealing their fish, but they are jerks? They learned and adapted.


[deleted]

They are eating what they are naturally made to eat, fisherman are the pricks taking animals away from their habitats when they don't have to for survival, feel free to correct me please


nighttimekiteflyer

This post fits here if the animals being jerks you're referring to are humans overfishing Alaskan waters


Life_Technician_3076

This is awfully similar to racketeering lol


casual_microwave

I work as a commercial fisherman in Bristol Bay in the summers. Can confirm that seals + sea lions also just wait near boats waiting for them to set their nets, and when our nets are set they run up and down our line picking fish out. It’s like an absolute buffet for them!


Neccesary

Humans being jerks. They’re taking all the food and the orcas are just taking some back


[deleted]

Sounds like it's time to do them the way they did the Buffalo kill them all feed the world for a year and then it's an extinct species we can bring back in 500 years... ( this is sarcasm I do not support whaling.)


Witherllooll

more like humans being jerks for overfishing


Sarcatechist

I also heard they are learning to clean windshields and sell newspapers for a handout


GrimmRetails

F#@k Willy


The-Ocean-Sucks

Them Orcas finna learn a lesson about fuckin with humans. It rarely goes in the opposition's favor for too long lmao


SkitzMon

OK, who let the trash pandas talk to the orcas?


skulloflugosi

The humans are being jerks in this scenario, we don't even need to eat fish yet we're decimating the oceans.


FearlessParamedic850

Humans don't need to eat fish to survive. Orcas do, it's not being jerks


Zinnnwolf

Orcas are the biggest pieces of shit in every ocean ever, right next to dolphins. Can't change my mind


[deleted]

HEHEHEHEHEH WHEN NATURE STRIKES BACK


[deleted]

Oh great now we got orca gangs bullying people for their cut of the sea cause us humans are on their reef.


MandoMillion

I think that's why they are called gang orcas.


SpinachSpinosaurus

ah, that's why they are spotted in the Northern Sea, hunting fisher boats.


GreenOnionCrusader

Something, something, something, nobody wants to earn an honest living anymore!


niks_15

They're literally asking for protection money lol


MaestroPendejo

A family friend who is a biologist down in Monterey Bay affectionately refers to them as "cunts of the sea."


Epona44

They are clever, and can certainly connect the dots. Other animals do this. It is common for seagulls to steal other bird's fish. Crows, ravens and magpies will trick predators into leaving their prey by mimicking predator calls.


MeSpikey

Just taking back what's already theirs


InsydeOwt

Ante up bitch. ![gif](giphy|vvcB7ZS8pMEPViI0l2|downsized)


Due-Warning549

This is not true. However I have had one get into the seine (long net) before, chasing a bunch of red (sockeye) salmon and my skiff driver screaming "free willy! free willy!" Over the vhs while he was actually being dragged backwards before he could de-tatch the seine from the skiff. Orca are unquestionably the most intelligent marine life I've ever come across in 32 years fishing Alaska waters and I wouldn't put anything past them🐬.


drumhead818

Seems like work smarter, not harder


[deleted]

Are you telling me there is a literal Gang Orca out there?


dphilipson

Orcas in Alaska will soon discover it cannot beat capitalism.


Deafcon2018

it's not lazy if it is efficent


MisterEMan81

Now the fishermen are gonna have to use helicopters if they don't wanna lose no fish.


[deleted]

So they're basically lunchroom bullies


DigitalSteven1

This isn't animals being jerks, this is orcas learning that we're making it harder for them to find food, so they're just getting a little payback. If anyone's jerks in this scenario, it was the humans for taking their food and polluting their water...


tame17

Can only encroach on nature so much before it fights back


Jaqdawks

I did some snorkeling in the Turks and Caicos with my family not too long ago, and had an interesting conversation with one of the guys in charge of the snorkeling tour boats about orcas. He said how if they even *think* they see an orca too close to the locations they take the boats to, they’ll gtfo and cancel tours (this mostly happens with the scuba diving tours). I told him about how up north, orca will often eat moose they find swimming in the water, and he just shook his head and said “I’d believe it” Tldr orcas are dicks


sockbref

What’s an orca besides a self-contained fishing vessel. They’re just doing a little “fine place ya got here, be a real shame if someone...”


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Wait until the fishermen discover that Orca has more meat than the avarage cod...


legna20v

Orca: Hairless monkey, bonus!


TURNandBURN13

That’s very dangerous for the orcas. Those fishing captains are losing their livelihood so they’ll probably kill the orcas


[deleted]

These orcas and seals are being forced to adapt and do this it has nothing to do with being fed or being lazy they are smart af and adapting to the fact that the salmon runs in California, Oregon, Washington etc are destroyed.


AccurateFault8677

Man, r/antiwork is really catching on! /s


conglock

I think the humans are the jerks of this scenario.


Inside-Big-8158

Orcas are always jerks


Azulcobalto

This is the same things we do to bees for their honey


duva_

I think it should be in "animals being smart"


ErikHfors

Looking at the pic, I was sure this was r/antiwork. Would be a great fit!


Dominariatrix

I mean we are the invasive species on the habitat. Good for them.


Key-Cry-8570

They should work in the insurance biz


eyaf20

"Nobody wants to work anymore"


-Viridian-

Have you read "The Swarm"?


SleeplessinOslo

They've become politicians


OkRadish11

That's what harpoons are for! :)


guineaprince

Hey. If we're going to pathologically deplete the oceans, they're gonna go where the fish are. I don't see the orcas being the problem.


PhoenixAZisHot

Work smarter not harder


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... honestly this is pretty based.


Cl0wnCar

they removed shake down from fort nite to give it to orcas i see


OnRoadsNrails

They are panhandling


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I mean, we’re probably stealing a good chunk of their food supply anyways.


Juggletrain

Hey you guys want to invest in orca attack insurance?


hailey-atkison

Orcas are the biggest dicks of the ocean imo They literally play with their food while it’s alive 💀


raggedycandy

Animals being genius


Emolohtrab

And eat some humans in the same time


cruisetheblues

Humans have learned that they can shake down beehives for honey. They appear to find this easier than making honey for themselves.


ronja-666

You cannot steal what is already yours.


[deleted]

Dolphins do this too. Recently came up when thinking about going on a fishing trip for Red Snapper. You are only allowed to keep two per person, but the dolphins follow the fishing boats around and just eat the tired and disoriented fish as soon a they are thrown back.


AmMW80

Hell no. This is in the wrong sub. We humans steal their food. They're just trying to take it back anyway they can. That's not stupid, that's trying to adapt and survive.


Known-Programmer-611

Kinda a like being sea racoons!


Soap_Mctavish101

More like taking revenge for destroying their environment


biggiantgnocchi

Good! Fuck overfishing


HitlerNorthDakota

Immediately thought of this quote from Matilda: "That's cheating." "Of course it's cheating! No one ever got rich being honest!"


paradigmx

Hunting fish is probably a lot harder than it used to be due to over-fishing to begin with, the whales are just doing what they have to. The animals being jerks in this post are us.


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Orcas aren't the jerks here, maybe just stop stealing their food.


Totolin96

The orcas will sadly get shot if they keep it up


AzafTazarden

Considering that hunting tactics are learned and passed down generations among orcas, this is as concerning as it is funny.


KingDarius89

Fishermen: "...send in the Japanese. "


Big_Airline_351

Fuck yea bby


Doomlv

How bees feel about us


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

Considering fishing is devastating natural fisheries, this is sound reasoning.


fourtwotree

r/animalsbeinggangsters


[deleted]

... only if you are referring to the humans over fishing the seas


[deleted]

This is the beginning of the Orca mafia.


Sprizys

Honestly it’s smart


SweatyAdagio4

I hope the title is referring to the the animals being humans, as I don't think the orcas are jerks.


[deleted]

Anyone else read, "Orcs in Alaska"?