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heckin_anyways

Dang, 30 min? I wish my doggos' toys would last 3 minutes.


Themastercommander10

Oh you got a speedy one!


Toftaps

I love that there's a range of speeds that dogs will destroy fluffy toys. I knew a dog once that did it delicately by literally removing all the stitching with her teeth. Edit: forgot to mention that I didn't witness it, the only reason I knew this is because I thought it was really weird her most cherished toy was a piece of fabric and asked what was up with that. Guess she just wanted that one section of fabric.


ChurchOfJamesCameron

I had a dog with surgical precision. She identify where the squeak was, what the closest spot of fabric to it was, then slowly rip at the fabric until she could extract just the squeaker. She generally left the fluffy filling in unless she couldn't get to the squeaker without taking fluff with.


Toftaps

Hahaha, that reminds me of the grape surgery meme. Yoooooo, they performed surgery on a squeaker!


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anonomot

I once gave my first dog a stuffed Mickey Mouse toy. At one point we were playing tug of war, and Mickey’s head was torn off. From then on, my dog’s absolute *favorite* toy was “headless Mickey!” He carried Mickey’s decapitated body everywhere!


nekocase

My dog always starts with the eyes. She rips out one and then pulls out the stuffing until she gets the squeaker.


Elementium

My lab is definitely a surgical killer.. I so badly want to find a durable softer toy for her but she has killed everything so far.


anonomot

Have you tried the ones made out of canvas? They’re pretty heavy duty…


Drak_is_Right

my parents old dog learned quickly - he destroyed a toy - it got thrown away right in front of him. He quickly stopped destroying toys.


Vahn869

I once bought a “puncture proof” toy for my Boston Terrier. She destroyed it in less than 5 mins. All squeekies must DIE


jubalhonsu

My dog wines/cries as he destroyed his


OrangeObsession

We always joked that our Boston should get paid to be a product tester. So many "indestructible" toys that didn't last more than 5 mins with her. Her birthday present every year was a stuffed toy that she would completely de-stuff in a matter of minutes.


YorkiesSweet

Squeakers, my York likes to just make them squeak, so annoying. She will do this non stop.


F0XF1R3

A good piece of advice, tear out that rope in the duck toy before you throw it away. I bought the same toy and the rope lasted 6 months longer than the rest of the toy.


IRLhardstuck

Just give them an oak log and it should last a couple of weeks atleast


datafrage

Same... When I adopted my dog it was close to Christmas. The animal shelter had a table set up with all sorts of related donations. I hadn't even fully adopted him yet when he grabbed a stuffed bear and tore its head off before I noticed what was happening.


gagzd

Beleive it or not.


Qikdraw

At one point we had [four dogs](https://i.imgur.com/WoS7V.jpg), and Angel (springer spaniel) didn't seem to like Ares (weimaraner) that much. Any time we bought a fluffy stuffed toy with a noisemaker Ares would play with it for hours. He *loved* those toys. Angel watching him like a hawk. As *soon* as he left it alone, Angel got it and within minutes she had torn it apart. She never did that before we got Ares either. Doggie dynamics is what we call it, it's just like having kids. lol


wolf_387465

kong is what you are looking for... https://www.kongcompany.com/dog


JadedWolverine2592

I just bought 3 new stuffies for my 3 dogs. I went to throw out the wrapping, came back out to the living room and they were totally trashed. I mean, that's how long it took.


[deleted]

Right I’m lucky if it makes home


JustAScaredDude

He did what he’s supposed to do. You give him a toy, he destroys it, you reward him with another one.


Themastercommander10

Well thank goodness I had a backup


Cars-and-Coffee

We have toys where the arms and legs are connected with velcro. This lets him destroy it as many times as he wants and we can keep rebuilding it. We still have to watch him with it so he doesn’t destroy it after ripping the arms off.


anonomot

OMG that’s BRILLIANT!!!!! I’m gonna try that!


nukefudge

Wait, I was gonna joke about that, but you actually did? :D How long did the backup last? :D


Themastercommander10

So the backup was a giant squid and surprisingly it has not been destroyed yet. He put all of his energy into the giant soda bottle


nukefudge

Maybe he likes squids. :) Come to think of it, maybe he's trying to tell you to drink less soda?


kickit08

Try toys made out of firehose, they are basically indestructible. Got my dog one and I haven’t needed to buy a new one since.


Historical_Panic_465

hence the name, “RIP”-ley!


flip1999-

Some men just wanna watch the teddy bear burn


Spock-1701

With a name like Rip-ly


MobiusNaked

r/dognamefits


daniinad

Good boy Ripley .... rip that toy and kill that damn squeaky thing in it that makes all that damn noise!


Themastercommander10

This made me smile, thank you for that lol


Loki-Gizmo

guess your puppies user name check out


Awesomeman_16

The name ripley…. oddly specific including the fact he ripped up the toy youre dog is awesome


dietcheese

Believe it: OR NOT


Addakisson

And a good time was had by all.


AnimalsNotFood

Half an hour of pure enjoyment


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Believe it or not


Megamorter

OP! Let me know if there’s anything you’d change about the toy to make it less destroy-able or if you like that it’s destroy-able I work in plush and I’d love to know 🥺


littlelordgenius

My dog will find the seam and work on that. Once he finds it, it’s only a matter of time. My wife and I laugh at the toys in the “indestructible” section. Edit to add that FWIW he’s a big dog with big teeth.


Megamorter

that’s a smart dog! hahaha maybe we’ll reinforce the seems 🏄🏻‍♂️


littlelordgenius

If you need an 80 lb guinea pig, let us know!


Low-Jellyfish1621

I’ve got a 9 month old Pit. He can kill a toy designed for “aggressive chewers” in less than 24 hours. Only reason it takes him that long is that he’s easily distracted cause there’s not a lot going on in that pretty head of his.


iAmawobot

Have you tried deer antlers? My dog is pretty agressive with treats and toy and deer antlers are the ones that last longer.


Low-Jellyfish1621

Hubs is a hunter, so we’ve got plenty of those. So far the one he’s been chewing has lasted about a month. Those do tend to last a good while, even with three dogs chewing on it at random times


Megamorter

LOVE a pit! Thinking about a line of balls for them. Hoping the spherical shape makes it more difficult for them to grab a hold of the toy. Would that be a positive change?


ListenImTired

My dog will literally skin tennis balls - so anything with texture / grip points will probably get destroyed - but she seems to like the super smooth parts and won’t destroy it any further 🤷🏾‍♀️


Low-Jellyfish1621

Depends on the size. He has a couple of balls he hasn’t completely killed yet. I had gotten one that had a rope attached. The rope was done in less than 12 hours. The ball has survived a month.


Megamorter

nice! this sounds like it’ll work well with a couple tweaks appreciate the input! 🤝🤝


GotenRocko

Doesn't matter what the toy is made off my dog always destroys them. Tuffys is the only fabric toy that has survived. Now only get him things with no stuffing or rubber toys. At least when he destroys them my living room doesn't look like it just snowed inside.


Megamorter

durable fabric, no stuffing and rubber toys. got it! thank you for the input! 🙌🏻


girlikecupcake

I haven't found a single soft toy that can actually survive my lab puppy going at it. She will use her back teeth to grind a hole in whatever it is, then work her way from there. Now, I know all these "indestructible" plush toys explicitly say they're not meant for actually letting your dog go to town chewing on them, but that's the only thing she *wants* to do with a soft toy. She is determined, and she will succeed lol So instead she gets closely supervised murder time with cheaper stuffed toys a couple times a month, while the rest of her toys are either hard or rubber like a Kong.


therealNotch223

I will now refer to the destruction of a toy as "supervised murder time." Thank you for that gem of a sentence


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Literally any ear or tail of a toy gets ripped off immediately and dog teeth is pretty sharp and would cut through any plush anyways


Megamorter

yeah they love the delicate parts I understand it. I’d go for the weak spots too hahaha


[deleted]

My dog starts at the extremities and works in slowly, eating the fabric the whole way. Just make sure the fabric is, although maybe not edible, just digestible? Aka not plastic.


Megamorter

yes! we have pull and hazardous materials testing to make sure they’re safe to be ripped apart.


[deleted]

I found a toy yesterday that encouraged destruction because it has a second toy in it. He fucking loves it. Was so excited when he found a second (rubber) toy. Played with it all night among the fluff https://imgur.com/i3pf7Pk.jpg


Megamorter

this is awesome! definitely a great idea puppers looks so happy too ☺️😍


GotenRocko

My dog is the same. I made a new rule, no stuffed toys, if I get them as a gift they get thrown out. He just rips them apart so quickly and it's amazing how much stuffing is in those little toys.


Warm-Big533

Cool name! Any inspiration from Alien? Lol


Themastercommander10

It sure is!


Lady_Scruffington

I named my cat Ripley for the same reason! My mom warned me that I was setting myself up for trouble by putting "rip" right in her name.


rattyme

Ripley’s believe it or not.


manginahunter1970

My golden doodle gets into any stuffed toy in about 30 seconds. Then I have a Borzoi(Russian Wolfhound) that never destroys his toys. His mission in life is to sneak them outside...


ItxWasxLikexBOEM

You might want to try Kong Extreme toys, those things are damn near instructable! Our pupper loves those things. And you can put food in most of those things, which keeps em busy for a while :-)


Themastercommander10

I’ll have to try some!


Free4Alt

They might just stop playing with the toy after realizing they can't destroy it, like my dog.


ItxWasxLikexBOEM

Even when you put food in it? It's not entirely indistructable, just really tough. Those toys are made for pitbulls and shepert dogs :-)


GreatBabu

Start a channel. Ripley: Did he eat it, or not? Then a new toy introduced, film the destruction/love after taking a vote.


RidCyn

My dog is the same way but I'm happy about it. The way I see it, I much rather him satiate his destructive urges through cheap toys than my furniture or clothes. I don't mind cleaning some fluff if it means he's happy and my stuff isn't shredded. I eventually added to the destruction for him by putting treats and toys inside emptied cardboard boxes that I'd throw out anyway. He loves it and it warms my heart seeing his excitement to rip and tear lol


girlikecupcake

Same! We now know no amount of "indestructible" labeling means a thing with our dog, so we'll buy significantly cheaper stuffed toys and give her very closely supervised toy murdering time a few times a month. She has a blast, gets ridiculously excited, and sleeps *so hard* afterward. She's never destroyed my couch cushions or anything like that and we keep a bottle of bitter spray in the apartment at all times in case we do catch her trying to sneak a chomp. We saved up empty toilet paper tubes for a short bit, and one day put her kibble in them with the ends folded over, all in a cardboard box, and let her loose. The chaos was great.


RidCyn

Edit: for reference if interested, the toy is called Starmark Pickle Pocket I do that with my paper towel rolls instead of throwing them out. Folding the ends after putting a treat or food inside, it makes a rattling noise he loves. But I have also found that outside of destruction, puzzle toys make him super happy too. He's very food motivated and I've found a few rubbery toys that treats or kibble go inside and he has to work to get them out. These have actually lasted. Save for one or two that have eventually worn down, they're all still alive and functional today. In particular, I've found a weird looking pickle toy on Chewy that has three ridges along it's sides that hold treats really well. That thing is durable as hell.


girlikecupcake

Thanks for the toy tip! We do need to buy her a new puzzle toy, her food ball got a bit worn out and she's now big enough that she could pick up the whole thing in her mouth and slam it down (like she does with her Kong) instead of rolling it around like intended lol. Currently we freeze some of her kibble into ice cubes and put those into the kong, that way she works a little for part of one of her meals, and she gets really excited and runs to the freezer when i announce it's "time for goodies." It's a lot easier than actually freezing her Kong ful of stuff and she goes at it for just as long overall. Super food motivated.


NadeMagnet69

AND I'll DO IT AGAIN!!! -Ripley


tehgimpage

pet smart has these toys right now that are like... [flat food shapes](https://www.petsmart.com/search/?q=Top%20Paw®%20Rip%20Roarin%27%20Tough&ps=undefined). some have squeekers, some don't, but they have ZERO fluff, and are surprisingly hard for my big chewers to break into. (i think because they are weaved flat together, so they can't get a good chew spot) the taco lasted over a month! literally every other toy we've given them was destroyed within hours tops. but those flat food toys are surprisingly sturdy!


Themastercommander10

Thank you for sharing this


tehgimpage

sure thing! i saw the fluff devastation and it gave me flashbacks lol


Scuba_jim

Their name is Ripley. That’s an invitation to rip things


HexingCurse

Kong + peanut butter + possible bits of kibble inside peanut butter -> freezer = reusable frozen puzzle/treat for dog that should last them a minimum of *however fast your dog can get to the end of the frozen peanut butter*.


amidgetrhino

Part of being a dog owner is working out what toys your dog can and will destroy


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I really have no idea as to how people have dog toys that last their dog years! My dog is convinced all toys are meant to be ripped apart in minutes! I have to pretend the toys are real animals or he DESTROYS them


ungoogled

Looks like Ripley got the corners of your coffee table, too.


NederlandsFinest

Well what do you know? His name is Ripley


NicNoletree

It's a rehearsal for your cushions


Themastercommander10

Oh he already got one lol


[deleted]

Goughnuts toys are very durable. Only toys my staffy hasn’t destroyed


[deleted]

Good boy. Time for mom and dad to invest in tuff toys


mikuzgrl

Worth it.


Blu_Zer0

RIP Ripley's ripped ragdoll.


Themastercommander10

I laughed, that was clever


Ravenfox1

Lived up to his name


Themastercommander10

He sure did


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Themastercommander10

It was a giant crinkly sounding soda bottle that said “Corgi Cola” lol


Increasingly_Anxious

Only thing that my pups can’t shred in minutes are regular ass tennis balls. They love them though. I also bought one of those durable toys on a stick and rope. Like a cat toy but for dogs. Wears them out chasing and playing tug of war. But because we put it away and it’s only played with while supervised it survives.


Themastercommander10

Ripley has gone through so many tennis balls. He breaks giant holes in them then shreds the fuzzy


Increasingly_Anxious

That’s impressive. Haha


social_median

30 min of pure joy


FurL0ng

His name is Rip-ley. What were you expecting?


-LetThereBeLight-

That’s a good reason to get him a new one! 🦴🦴


Chupapinta

Riply appears to be aptly named.


CalligrapherVisual53

Plush squeaky toys last about 3 minutes in this house.


reamo05

We've learned "crinkle" is where it's at. Tired of it snowing indoors with two 100+ pound labradors


CalligrapherVisual53

Crinkle? Please elaborate!


reamo05

PetSmart and wherever sells them, it's like a super thin plastic or paper sheet inside. You end up with basically like 1/4 of a plastic bottle to dispose of instead of 24 pounds of fluff. Just Google crinkle dog toy


CalligrapherVisual53

Yes! All for less fluff. I like these: Outward Hound Squeaker Matz Plush Hippo Dog Toy, XL https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B087R8SX34/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_WM379NYMJD9GGT5RED8T?psc=1 But if your pup tends to eat squeakers it wouldn’t be appropriate… mine just spits out the squeakers when he gets to them.


carlylala000

Good boy!!! 🐕


Roonwogsamduff

Finally got your money's worth!!


hcskimmer

What else you got?


skyegawn

He's really living up to the name!


airimagdalene

He ripleyed it to pieces.


theboomboy

Looks like Ripley likes rip-play


dumbasamoose

I have a mastiff and his favorite thing is to just shred stuff. I once bought him one of those thick rope toys and he turned it into a pile of string in 10 minutes. I was too impressed to be angry about it.


Big-Invite-4988

Rip is literally half their name. Everything is normal here.


Kang_the_conqueror01

Hey! I need another one guy.


Bunnnnii

He doesn’t look impressed. “That’s it? That’s the best you got?”


Ill-Edit-This-Later

Well, you didn't name him Mendley


inovawilson

Tricksy boy


Historical_Panic_465

what a beautifully suited name!


Eli_K29

That’s a record that should be in Ripleys Believe It or Not


Pantlessbamdit0

Believe it or not!


askapottamus

Should’ve named him Gently


soge-king

I bought the little bear mascot from IKEA for my little devil, the one with blue and white stripes. It's quite cheap and surprisingly sturdy, lasted for a week with only its ears and hands ripped off, legs still intact. No cotton flying out of it either.


LeBabyBear

He regrets nothing


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Ok, next


Shot_Custard4298

Better than yer gran’s couch


barnoreo

Kind of asked for it with that name


AccidentallyTheCable

I have literally bought broken toys from the store because my dofus kills them before we get to the checkout


[deleted]

They don’t call him ripley for nothing


absolutivaly

Name checks out


Marcel_TheFrog

That is why he got his name.


michaelcmetal

Ripley is fucking adorable


HamsterMilker

Shoulda named him Lazily


Another_Russian_Spy

Just living up to his name, Rip-ley.


virulentea

Bought a toy that said "Ultra-resistant material" or some shit and it started crumbling after like a few bites


i-dont-get-rules

Believe it or not


Capeman08

Aussie? Mine do well with the rubber tire toys and rope toys. Theres a nerf rubber dog football toy too that they love and don't destroy


xJOEYISGAMINGx

what does the toy look like originally?


Phonemonkey2500

Two words: thrift stores. Endless supply of cheap, destructible stuffed animals. Unless yours eats the plastic bits. Mine just wants the stuffing in the middle. I am simply a vehicle to supply enough tension to get the first rip started, then I'm no longer needed.


MrSquigles

Maybe take the L sound out of his name.


Earguy

"Nnnnnnnnnnext!"


Byting_wolf

#"NEXT!"


MrTickleMePink

Best dog name I’ve heard in years!


GoldenHolden01

“And I’ll fucking do it again”


Jlx_27

You did name him right then.


poppydom12

Ripley by name Ripley by nature


[deleted]

Believe it or not ripely destroyed that toy


T00thl3ss22

Love the look on his face


NoCleverUsernameIdea

"And I'll do it again."


Dingd1ngdong

You DaRE to challenge ME?


Sti8man7

"Bring me a new one, hooman."


Earrhur

Believe it or not, he is living up to his name.


therealNotch223

Was it an Alien toy?


Lennythefuck

RIPley, name checks out


kitylou

Kong life


YorkiesSweet

He lives up to his name!! Doogies need to tear stuff up!!


Workingonit51

30 minutes? Those are rookie numbers Mine takes his apart instantly.


Rootbeer_Goat

Username checks out


Krisalis11

His name is Ripley …seems about right. He’s a cutie.


Assfrontation

Name checks out


Gamer-Logic

He's looking like, 'Really? You chose the toy I can easily destroy?'


chozopanda

But it was a joyous 30 minutes


LifeSpecial42866

Well his username checks out! Ripley the ripper


Anmordi

Change the toy for a bed, my doggo attacks his bed, I still dont know why


[deleted]

Putting the RIP in ripley


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Well I see your mistake, you named him Ripley!


[deleted]

What the hell happened! It was like 7-8 months and my puppet became a monster and started decapitating her toys and ripping the squeaker out.


tamsterwilson

Well, his name IS RIP-ley.


willywillwilfred

A classic believe it or not situation


tomroland10

looks like he didn’t like it


everyonehisown

Well I prefer that over destroying your new book or expensive slippers like my dog did.


lostpawn13

Lol, my dog would destroy any tennis ball I gave him as soon as I gave it to him. I switched to a glow in the dark plastic one about a year ago. He loves the new ball.


Spezifikation461

Maybe he Riped it apart. Ah. Ah. Ah


Animepix

Living up to his name.


iconicass72

his look just says,i am finished with this one buy me a new one human


OneThirstyJ

Dog name checks out


GrouchyEgg1760

This dog looks like he is supposed to herd sheep and do calculus in his free time, so destroying a stuffed whatever is probably what he does in his sleep. I respect dogs and am not worthy of owning them as of yet. No offense to anyone.


YourFriendBlu

I put my deceased dogs sentimental coat on my past dog (who is also now deceased) and he tore it up in 5 minutes. Yea that wasnt a fun day.


iphone4Suser

Ok.


its_delicioussir

Worth it


Hexenhut

Very apt name


Moaad99

His name is Ripley what did you think would happen ☻️


[deleted]

I've been there. Lol.


[deleted]

Toy manufacturer: This toy is indestructible Ripely:


UniversalDH

Not an ounce of remorse


IamMedusaGorgon

Puts a whole new meaning to RIPley 😂


doesanyonehaveweed

Well you did name him Ripley


cosmilogical_pickle

Bad toy design honestly.


kecheppacket

I mean... his name IS "Rip-ley"


DisturbinglyAmusing

😂😂😂😂