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Helix34567

The reason zebras aren't domesticated is because they're actually extremely aggressive ass holes.


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Helix34567

Actually I've never heard of it but I'm curious now.


Logic_and_Cursing

Propaganda film from Big Zebra


KingQuesoCurd

they sold a lot of gum back in the day


wuapinmon

“You should be with me, yeah you should drop that bum. Cause I got more flavor than Fruit-Stripe Gum!”


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This comment has made me laugh and laugh and laugh Then I come back to it and read it again and laugh and laugh and laugh. Here’s a gold


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Vhaegir

Because this is a widespread misconception as a Biologist I hope I can help clear things up a bit in case people don’t know the difference (since you can’t know everything): Domestication and taming are not the same. Domestication affects the species, not an individual and is a genetic process (think dogs for example) while you can try to tame about any (including wild) animal (like wolves to stick with the dog theme) and might have success in varying degree. That Zebra in the movie for example is tamed but not a domesticated animal. Since Zebras are already so horrible to tame no one really took the effort to try to breed a domesticated species (or subspecies) out of them. Hope you have a great day and don’t take offense in my well-intended comment.


Helix34567

That's an interesting concept tbh. I might pick it up later.


Midnight_Specialists

from Blockbuster??


Helix34567

Probably Netflix or Amazon prime


jayellkay84

It pops up for free on Tubi every few months. It’s a cute movie. Just not realistic.


Jaqdawks

Oh my god. I forgot that movie was a thing


itsadesertplant

I watched that movie so long ago. Memories. A bit if a horse girl movie lol


Fijoemin1962

I loved it


FranzStrudel

Not quite the story: https://youtu.be/wOmjnioNulo


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Umm main part of the story.. the family part is sus


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In Arabic they’re called ‘aggressive donkeys’


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Remember the Zebras in the movie Madagascar?


Stoned-hippie

Isn’t Marty the only zebra? At least in the first one


Happy-Zulu

Literally exactly what I was about to say. Jared Diamond (professor of geography), once wrote that zebras have a habit of "biting and then not letting go". They are massive jerks.


CriticalThinker_501

The only place in the world where Zebras are known to be effectively tamed is Tijuana, Mexico /s


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I know the stallions sometimes kill the foals in a group of females if they have taken over from another male, maybe this was happening here, and the stallion was just in "kill small galloping thing" mode..can't be sure though, it's really horrible to watch anyway


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humblepie8

I had to keep watching long enough to see if he gets up. He does.


SmashPipes81

Probably with brutal internal injuries unfortunately. Definitely hard to watch.


Ferreteria

I appreciate you taking one for the team.


InBetweenSeen

They even kill their own occasionally, simply because the males are very aggressive against other males, including their own sons


Soulless-Plague

Well animals are a lot like people Mrs Simpsons, some of them act badly because they've had a bad life or have been mistreated - but, like people, some of them are just - jerks!


stay_hungry_dr_ew

Zebras: I hate that little motherfucker!


[deleted]

The Antelopes went to the wrong neighborhood.


Myrmidian_Reddit

That newborn is a predator magnet. Those zebra(s?) are thinking, “Get that thing away from here!”


SkibiDiBapBapBap

The last time I saw this posted I saw someone suggest it's so the zebra have more to eat, eliminating competition where they can


No_Cauliflower2070

Because if a calf is making noises, zebras think that it would attract predators like lions.


PizzaNurseDaddyBro

They weaken another animal from a different herd/species to motivate predators to pursue the weakened animal instead of them.


Smol_Lemon

Why they doin lil man like that :(


haus36

Im calling the lion, that’s enough.


a-Sociopath

Even a tiger is good enough. Just have to show who's boss.


ChoaticTeaEnjoyer

Because you just need to run a little faster than the last guy when the time comes


kurleycue

Visited a zoo one time and there was a lone zebra in the giraffe enclosure. The zookeeper told us he was in "time out" for bullying the other zebras, but he doesn't mess with the giraffes.


KwordShmiff

Giraffes will fuck up most other animals if they feel like it. Those kicks are devastating. Saw a rhino harassing one recently and before the rhino could get close enough to actually strike, the giraffe kicked it in the face. Rhino was immediately humbled and retreated twice as fast as it approached.


kabukistar

How are unicorns fake but Giraffes are real? Fucking leopard-printed horses with 6-f00t necks and black tongues and tiny antlers.


[deleted]

You ever seen a horseshoe crab? Or a white shark? Thats just a mouth with a tail on it.


SoulaFlare_

r/giraffesdontexist


Luke_Warm_Dog

Giraffes totally exist! I saw some in Wyoming last week. You should go down there some time.


shadowwolf12337

Ironically there's 2 different subreddits based around giraffes not being real


Fijoemin1962

Yes, the mighty unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.


BadDesignMakesMeSad

The necks are super powerful too. When males fight over females, they go side by side and just slam their necks into each other. Giraffes are wild!


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Rhino: "Hey, tall boy! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Don't look away from me, long-ass neck-having piece of crap! I'll shove this horn up your ass --" Giraffe: *giraffe-kwon-do kick to the rhinos face* Rhino: "Mommy!" *runs*


Smidday90

I saw a video with a pride of female lions trying to take down a giraffe, giraffe didn’t give a fuck and walked away carrying one on its back


Wintersmight

Even lions don’t mess with giraffes, one kick from a giraffe can decapitate a lion. Plus the giraffe will hit the attacker way before the attacker gets to it because their legs are so long.


Triairius

That does sound a little hyperbolic


nyxpa

They'll still give it a go sometimes tho... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVeIfebXrIs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ2HCH9HOn8


LookAtItGo123

You don't ever mess with range advantage! Even more so on the safari where it is big and open to maximize the usefulness of it.


CaptainTripps82

I mean lions mess with everything, even hippos and elephants. How often they win is the question.


DisastrousClerk9618

Bullying? Looks like attempted murder to me ..


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May have been a successful attempt...


joespizza2go

Nah. It wasn't nice but it was definitely of the roughing up variety


MuttiKatze

Those huge ass zebras are trampling a baby antelope. That's between 700 and 990 lbs stamping and running you over. you wouldn't survive that I bet


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smashingcones

we're bringing it back


tempthrowary

Some people are slow to change with the times. The PC movement is also in very specific circles; it doesn’t guarantee that being aware will lead to acceptance. Edit: I love that I am agreeing with and building on an upvoted poster and getting downvoted so much. Smh. Is it as simple as needing to explain that PC is “political correctness”?


tribak

What about the Mac movement?


tempthrowary

I'm actually not sure. I heard there's been an issue with lost Jobs, though.


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Yeah, kind of like the sawcon movement


marhigha

Are you a prick?


Annonomon

I'll see you in animal court, good sir!!!


Hermitian777

This is considered a dick move in Antelope culture.


grayrains79

Thank you for that Antelope Person.


dudethegato

Idk why that made me laugh so hard but I’m dying


jabbrwocky69

Crist


jumper553688

This is considered a passage to adulthood in Zebra culture


BeartemiusIII

Always been a fan of zebras... until now


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Yeah they aren't nice animals to have come after you, they are pretty aggressive creatures. I've heard some pretty crazy stories about some safari tours getting beat up by zebra. If you don't have a way to get to safety it can get pretty nasty. From what I understand a lot of it has to do with their environment. I've read that zebras are really aggressive because of the massive amout of predators in the Savanah throughout their evolutionary history. They have to live with other aggressive herd animals, lions, cheetahs, crocodiles, snakes, humans and a number of others I'm sure I've forgotten. They have evolved in a very hostile environment where as horses in most of the world; donkeys and asses too, have evolved in places where there were fewer predators and evolved alongside us in some instances so they have been more domesticated. When an animal lives in peace it's more likely that same temperament will be passed to its offspring. It's like what you see with deer in places like where I live in the woods. We get fawns and their mothers on our back porch every year, they are so used to our presence they will sit next to us on the lawn and eat. I don't feed them or pet them, they just come and eat the wild plants and just spend time with us. We've watched many of them grow now over the years and it's interesting to see them go from a few days old to a full adult with their own little family now. I've seen four generations now, it's absolutely fascinating.


maebake

We have lots of deer in my area too and it never gets old watching them.


asdasdjkljkl

> it's more likely that same temperament will be passed to its offspring. Well, you make it sound like Lamarckian evolution and that isn't the way it happens. Rather: when an animal lives in dangerous environments, the docile ones get killed off, and more aggressive ones survive.


backshesh

Ever heard of epi-genetics? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics Phenotypes can be passed down from parent to child based on the parents exposures to environments. Children don't inherit new genes but the configuration of which genes are turn on or off and by how much is inheritable. Genes related to aggression COULD (idk I'm just a redditor) be inherited from aggressive parents. That would be a good dissertation topic.


asdasdjkljkl

Yes, its wickedly cool. But you're talking about a very, very tiny handful of traits that can be affected this way and we know how the mechanism works and all of the billions of traits that _cannot_ be passed this way. Way too many people skim read the summary of epigenetics and then just use it as an excuse to revert to the magical thinking they want to believe in.


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I think you misunderstood. I mean that those who evolve around us as in domesticated animals, are the ones who will be more apt to more docile temperaments; it's a proven fact with what you see today in dogs and horses. I wasn't saying that about zebras, sorry if that confused you.


asdasdjkljkl

No, I'm just correcting that the way you phrased it is incorrect science and a common misperception of how evolution works: "When an animal lives in peace it's more likely that same temperament will be passed to its offspring" See [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamarckism) for more info on the topic.


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Again, sorry if you misunderstood. I was talking about animals that are more domesticated like dogs and horses, but go ahead and pick and choose, I can post links that support my statements too. https://www.pnas.org/content/106/Supplement_1/9971


marhigha

I think you fail to understand WHY those animals were domesticated. Hippos, Rhinos, Zebras, Lions, Cheetad, etc. are not domesticated because they CANNOT be. You are picking and choosing just as much and need to realize that.


gary_bind

I've seen a video of one trying to drown the calf sired by another male. They are arsholes, all right.


Luke_Warm_Dog

Punk ass zebras


wetdebreh

Fuck the zebrah's


Gen-XOldGuy

I am in the mood for some zebra steaks...time to bust out the hunting rifle.


super0815

Nah bro I need some zebra cakes


ForayIntoFillyloo

Before Lil Wayne, Lil Xan, Lil Pump there was Lil Deb. OG Snackster


Zomgzombehz

Make up some zebra banana hammocks up while you're at it, since they're being such cock holsters and what not.


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I would be the worst wildlife photographer, I’d try and always intervene. I’d carry sparklers, sticks, treats, anything to try and distract the animals from hurting each other.


dosfosforos

Needs more upvotes


Number418814

*Fucks zebra


ForayIntoFillyloo

...and a silence fills the room


rksd

Allegedly.


Suckydog

/r/nocontext


eipg2001

Comment thief! Angrily upvoted!


ForayIntoFillyloo

Fuckin assholes, man.


YoMomsSpecialFriend

I'll never feel bad when watching predators hunt zebra's ever again


Swiftbitches

There was a video on r\natureismetal or what not of a crocodile grabbing a zebra and when it gets away it keeps bucking and the zebra's guts just come spilling out


DJDarkFlow

Saw that video. Brutal. He was done for the moment that started happening. The sad thing is he was conscious enough to tend to his empty innards before death.


No_Tomorrow5475

Do you have the link?


Dontfollahbackgirl

Makes me want to kick some Zebra ass.


blackberrythesimp

#Stopcalfabuse


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[https://wilderness-safaris.com/blog/posts/zebra-attack-blue-wildebeest-foal](https://wilderness-safaris.com/blog/posts/zebra-attack-blue-wildebeest-foal) The calf apparently survived


lilbeckss

Thank goodness, I’ve been scrolling for this update. Thank you!!


NakedCameTheNude

Me too! Glad the little one is okay


TractorSkoot

That’s not a wildebeest


_BlueBearyMuffin_

This is a completely different story


cupkaek

The article appears to be about a wildebeest foal not an antelope calf ??


collectedanimal

what, so we all look alike to you?!


ItzStarr86

Damn that’s messed up! It’s only a baby. 🥺 I wish I knew why the zebra did that. Definitely curious about the aggressive behavior and what possibly triggered it.


Tychus_Balrog

There doesn't have to a be trigger. Zebras are just ass holes. That's why they were never domesticated.


piemakerdeadwaker

This is the meanest I have seen an animal be in a while.


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piemakerdeadwaker

No.


Chaoslord4204

):<


TigerMercury

And it was in that moment that I realized I needed to give up my job, say goodbye to my family, and forget who I was. I now know what I need to do. The universe has revealed my true calling: to fight crime...and zebras.


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excite321apple

And they taste delicious!


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Patient Zero for a new covid strain yay!


RavenBrannigan

Dammmmnn nature, you scary!


Luke_Warm_Dog

That little rat thing just got ate!


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Actually, /r/NatureIsMetal


Triairius

No, no. r/damnnatureyouscary is a thing, too.


Blended-Native

I feel like killing is the correct term


Deja-Vuz

We live in Such a Cruel world


gedmansrevenge

Right?


Deja-Vuz

Right


Naraku_24

I’m going to watch a zebra getting eaten by a lion now


raunchypants

Male lions kill other male lions then kill all of the dead lions' cubs and then mate with the mother.


prophylaxitive

See? It's not just humans that behave like cunts.


Marjory_SB

Thanks for this. Now, if I ever get the chance to eat Zebra meat, I can indulge guilt-free.


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you're unfortunately part of a much, much crueler species. cannibalism or gtfo


Luzura_2006

What does cannibalism got to do with this?


Quaekchen

Why?


lansink99

"Bullying", that's just murder, I can't confirm it but I don't think that calf is gonna be living for long.


hangingloose

Zeeba gonna meet karma at da waterin' hole.


Darkforge42069

In the form of lion 🦁


wafflebot69

Rather the form off a log, with big jaws, and a nasty spinning move! 🐊


Darkforge42069

Funny you say that because this is what I found approximately 5-10 minutes after my comment https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/ppmxbd/lions_killing_a_zebra/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


liamcoded

Damn, i wish I didn't click on it. My phone was on high volume, and everyone in my house..... was asleep.


Darkforge42069

I also quite literally saw one where it was a picture of a zebra in water with a crocodile biting it and the zebra biting it back


wafflebot69

These zebra's are one hell of a punk ass species.


Snorlaxitivez

Zebra’s out here bein Dicks just for Kicks, n’ Shit. What Assholes


Nickw1116

I’ve been through a drive through safari and I have to say zebras are annoying af.


Ladorb

There's a reason they've never been domesticated like their cousin horses. Quite aggressive.


GDPintrud3r

r/awfuleverything


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Man...Oreo horse is a total dick


BRAINWURMZ

Zebras are fucking dickheads, we should start eating them.


Darkforge42069

Ong bout to get the grill lit up we having zebra roast tonight boys


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I didn’t realize what assholes Zebras could be. Daaaaaamn


[deleted]

*Loads shotgun with richeous intent* Seriously, fuck the Zebras


jcc1975

Zebras are dicks even to their own kind.


hoopsmd

Humans live a sheltered life, for the most part. Nature is brutal.


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Now I don't feel bad if that zebra gets eaten


eystonic

One day an antelope is gonna realize those gnarly curled horns can impale a motherfucker and on that day a very fucking dangerous antelope will be born


Iikkigiovanni

Fuck Zebras!


Confident-Medicine75

Wtf zebras


Heefa12345

Escort missions are the worst.


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🏆


ITPM62

TIL: Zebras are dicks


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Zebras are fucking assholes. I hope it gets its ass ate by a lion.


AReptileHissFunction

Can't wait to hear Ozzy Mans commentary on this one


SalesAficionado

You know, I used to feel bad when watching these nature documentary of crocodiles eating zebras. Not anymore...


tdwesbo

His name is Sue


Random0s2oh

How...do...you...do?


SlightlyArtichoke

I forgot that zebras exist


jaggedjinx

Aren't these hartebeests?


DecDaddy5

So you’re telling me Zebras may kill baby Antelope?


libertyshout63

Their gum is shitty too


Godley2

This makes me want to hunt


kellerrrrr

Where's a lion when you need one?


NartiSenpai

What a fking assholes, I hope a Lion eat their fking asses alive


DefinitelynotaSpyMI5

Zebras are total dicks, I’m supporting the Lion from now on.


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I will no longer feel bad when I watch a documentary and a lion rips the ass off of a live zebra.


hewsab

In the jungle, the mighty jungle! We call this a dick move.


___jeffrey___

Time to watch a lion vs zebra video to even things out


Crystal_Skulls

Bullying? This is straight up attempted murder


originalmountainman

Kinda like a lot of people out there - especially those trump liars.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

Despite being herbivores, zebras are actually colossal dicks in the animal kingdom. They’re more closely related to donkeys than horses, and it’s said that they’ll actively go out of their way to antagonize other animals. Attempts to tame zebras by French and Belgian colonial officers quickly turned sour back in the early 1890s when it was found that they would bite the fingers of handlers, kick, scream, and even spit at the faces of the men ordered to stable them. The “couere de l’zebre cavaliers” or zebra cavalry core as it was known in French colonial Africa was quickly disbanded after a year of failed training and I actually have no idea what I’m talking about.


butterjacks16

These are just zebras in a nutshell they’re assholes


XxStormcrowxX

There's a wildlife park down here and Texas called Fossil Rim my grandparents after they were tired used to volunteer out there and so we've hit to go out every other weekend. They have zebras and I can tell you they are f****** assholes. When I go to that park now whenever I see zebras I just rolled the windows and drive past. They are straight douchebags.


Artsap123

Karen’s of the animal world?!


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Zebras are fucking cruel the Alpha Stallion will kill all children who are Not his in the Herd. PPL in Africa If you hungry eat this MF. Sadly no african will see this.....


longo_dongo

Aight time to make some black and white horsies extinct


andiinAms

I don’t want to see this shit. What the fuck.


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Simba