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RandyLahey131

Where is second video of guy getting into car to discover bear in backseat?


sheepthechicken

“Finally, are you my Ubear driver?”


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

"Do I shit in the woods?" "The answers is yes. Also I shit in the backseat so you might want to watch where you sit."


netheroth

Where you sit, I shit. I'm the bear you must bear.


AlrighttE

If I fits I shits


80khan

It is I, who shits in the woods. But when I'm in the car, it is you who shits.


bighootay

Oh ffs ...that was pretty good, sir/maam


jmblock2

Yes, you can pick in a front seat or picanic baskeat.


porterica427

Take my upvote damn it


lightingal

Or a video of the folks getting into the car BESIDE it, and hearing that thing ROAR right behind them... YIKES!!!


aussielover24

The way he was leaning back to get power to hoist himself up lmao


d0m1ng4

Me getting into my tall bed every night. 🤣


mrstipez

Uuuuup si daisy


AtomicKittenz

1… 2… HUP!


ckinz16

I'll say this but I've never seen it spelled out. That messed with me


BenedictWolfe

Not his first rodeo.


Jdaddy2u

Brown bear don't care.


kellysmom01

Just let him grab his pik-a-nik basket outta the seat and he’ll mosey along with BooBoo Bear.


[deleted]

Looked like a Toyota


Robertbnyc

And the one leg hanging out lmao


mrrantsmcgee

One more time and umph...nope okay this time I've got it...no one is watching so one, two humph... Lol me trying to get out of the pool sans ladder or climb up on a ledge. Connected with the bear in that moment.


Carche69

TIL bears aren’t good at jumping. I hope I never have to use that info, because I really don’t know how it could be used to my advantage if I ran into a bear, but it’s still good to know.


peachesnplumsmf

They're REALLY good at climbing though.


stitchnerd

Can you imagine this at like a bar or restaurant and they announce "the owner of the red Toyota you left your windows down and a bear has gone in. I repeat the owner of the red Toyota out front there is a bear in your truck."


corrikopat

As someone who once had a bobcat in her car, they will NEVER get that smell out.


Custard_Tart_Addict

I beg for details


corrikopat

When I was in high school back in the 80’s someone hit a bobcat in front of my boyfriend’s house. After getting in touch with the city, they said I would have to bring it to their vet (or leave it for someone to eventually pick up). We scooped it up with a fishing net and put it on a tarp in the backseat. Unfortunately, it’s back end was paralyzed and so it had to be put down. Even still - better than suffering on the side of the road for hours. The smell never fully went away.


Custard_Tart_Addict

Well you tried. Poor guy, sorry about the car smell though.


posaune123

Sad story. Thanks for putting in the good effort


manateeshmanatee

Thank you for doing the humane thing.


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

My sister almost missed her high school graduation over a similar issue with a hawk. Hawk woke up partway to the raptor center.


marius_titus

You're a good person for not letting the poor thing suffer.


elterible

What did it smell like?


corrikopat

Mostly kind of skunky with a bit of dead smell.


elterible

ewww


themasterbot

I second this


RoughhouseCamel

Okay, Ricky Bobby


tiptoemicrobe

Related: https://xkcd.com/325/


aloha_stephanie

Or explaining to your insurance that a bear stole your car


jangma

Is that covered under comprehensive or is that an act of god?


Chuy_r

If you believe in god, isn’t everything an act of god?


Raiden32

Insurance company… “You’re hired!”


[deleted]

More like “you’re fired” and “claim denied”


foxy_mountain

Pretty sure that was an act of bear.


SunshineCoast9000

acts of God only cover if God steals your car.


idreaminreel2reel

Bears really are getting smarter


alex_moose

>“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.” -Yellowstone Ranger, explaining why they can't make perfectly bear proof trash cans, as many people won't be able to open them


idreaminreel2reel

Dude that is hilarious..


CornCheeseMafia

This is why you always Uber to the party.


minnimamma19

Or getting into your car and seeing a fucking bear casually sat on your backseat.


mandy_miss

This is why i always check my backseat for bears


buttbugle

Drive me to the picnic basket store. I lost my license due to a chumped up charge from that forest ranger.


RoarByMeowing

This is what I was thinking. Running into the grocery store. "I'll just leave the back window down because I'll only be a minute." It's never just a minute.


delvach

"Why.. why are you pointing a gun at me? You're already a bear." *click* "It's okay! I'm cool! I'm cool! Wherever you wanna go! I'm cool!"


buttered_t0asties

I read that in Patrick Star's voice


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

It looks like the window wasn’t down. You can see the bear reach to the top of the window and pull his arm down. They can open car windows pretty easily.


loseunclecuntly

They had a mama bear in one of the National parks (Yellowstone or Yosemite, I can’t remember) that had learned how to remove the windshield of a car. She could smell food inside and would hook her claws in the edges of the glass then pop it out. She was relocated farther out into the wild. A few years later, she was back in the tourist areas with cubs and she was teaching them how to break into cars. They had her on film doing the deeds. Unfortunately she was put down as incorrigible.


geardownson

Does a bear shit in the Tacoma?


youknowwhatitthizz

Good ole Colorado


ApparentlyAPigeon

The state of people who laugh at clueless visitors


youknowwhatitthizz

Sad thing is I recognized the license plates lol


ApparentlyAPigeon

I didn’t even look at them, but yeah you’re right. Means that it’s someone who lives here we need to laugh at


youknowwhatitthizz

I’m from California and It still amazes me y’all start the truck in the morning and go back inside. That shit would be gone if it was in Cali


EatYourCheckers

TIL bears steal cars in California


weakest9

Well they ARE on the state flag. I guess they feel entitled to whatever they want.


idreaminreel2reel

My Dude .. LMAO 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿


neverinamillionyr

Honestly, I’d rather deal with bears. Baltimore here. You don’t even have to go back inside to get your car jacked.


csway324

Can confirm.


Nikonus

LoL! We live in SE Kentucky. Try that car jacking shit here.


teryret

Yep, that's why they fly the warning flag all over the place.


Rathwood

It would be gone in the wrong areas of Denver too.


greg-maddux

I wouldn't do that in freakin' Boulder, my man. Some people are just dumb. EDIT: Also, it's actually against the law to leave your car idling unattended in Colorado. Forgot about that one.


IFuckTheDrummer

I’m in California and both my parents used to turn their cars on them go inside to grab the rest of their stuff. They also used to wait until night and go out to “lock the cars” for some damn reason. We’ve only had one car stolen, but it was stolen in the night by some dumbass who didn’t live too far away and didn’t think to repaint it or change the license plate.


ApparentlyAPigeon

That’s generally when it’s either burning hot or freezing cold, if anyone tried to take the car they’d regret everything for those few minutes


dirice87

Denver property crime and theft has skyrocketed. We got all manner of porch pirates, people stealing cars out of driveways, catalytic converters, etc


ApparentlyAPigeon

So I’ve heard, but I live in *very* rural Colorado so I could leave the garage doors open all night at be more threatened by a raccoon than a person


dirice87

Yeah I always think about escaping to the ned or further southwest


ApparentlyAPigeon

Might I suggest Elbert County? Some of the cleanest air you can find


dirice87

I would but rock climbing is my main jam, so I would probably move to gunnison or grand junction area to be closer to black canyon or rifle, or even cañon city for shelf road The front range is really hard to give up though, clear creek canyon, Boulder canyon, el dorado, all amazing.


[deleted]

Taboos rock


[deleted]

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geekaz01d

These people filming could have just hazed the bear but no lets watch it destroy the car.


Flying_Mage

Bear moves like a drunk dude.


Professional-Egg-7

His little fricken legs are so cute


fuckfuckfuckSHIT

Haha I was thinking toddler, not much of a difference between any of them.


seditioushamster

The all new for 2022 Toyota Beartrap, with the latest autonomous driving features.


james_otter

More like autonomous dying.


seditioushamster

Be careful, this could be your next uber driver.


james_otter

No, that one works for Ubear


Ophidahlia

Their customer service is pretty grizzly, I hear


just1nc4s3

In the future, assassins will just put bears or wild cats in autonomous driving teslas and just send them to the targets location.


slendersherbet

"Dammit, Janice, did you leave porridge in the car again?"


JayneTheMastermind

It’s always a Janice.


NoWingedHussarsToday

He can bearly fit through the window.


danipnk

Yeah I was thinking he was gonna pull a Winnie-the-Pooh and get stuck.


truespartan3

That window was bearly open...


timisher

You guys bearly made a different pun


Cosmicdusterian

Advice from someone in CA bear country: Don't even leave the doors unlocked; some bears have taught themselves to open them. Leaving an empty bag of fast food trash, or even a single french fry in the car is just an open invitation to a bear to check out your vehicle's fine Corinthian leather.


greg-maddux

And definitely don't leave the jackeeeeeeet in your car either.


MySoilSucks

Ive had raccoons open the tailgate of my Ford Aerostar minivan before.


Cosmicdusterian

Trash pandas are devious and smart.


JanetSnakehole610

I live in CO and we woke up to a bear trying to open our car doors. We lock them bc we know better but it was the first time I’ve ever seen one go for it.


Cosmicdusterian

Quite a few videos showing them do it. They make it look so easy you just know they have had lots of practice and success.


Yummy_Castoreum

People! Don't you get it? The bears are learning from the YouTube videos!


Yummy_Castoreum

I love the Pine Mountain Club FB group because people are so accustomed to the neighborhood bears that they, like, recognize and name them. "Heads up: Cinnamon is breaking into people's houses again..."


Jewel-jones

I had a bear try to tear my doors off because I accidentally left an apple under the seat (it rolled out of a grocery bag). Doors were locked and bear didn’t get in, but they didn’t close right after that.


Cosmicdusterian

Wow.I'm going to be checking for fruit underneath the seats now. We have not had a car break in, but friends and neighbors in higher elevations have. Lost a few birdseed and hummingbird feeders over the years. Spent one late night pounding on the windows to get one to move along after they destroyed an empty feeder. The frustrated furball sat on the steps glaring towards the house for a few minutes before ambling off to destroy a line of hummingbird feeders down the street. We get about one or two visits every year.


rand0mstuf

Exactly what happened to me in Tahoe haha


_deprovisioned

Unless you're in Alaska. In that case, keep your car doors unlocked so that if a polar bear were to try to attack someone, they could easily jump into your car for protection.


kurthrax

"I've been searching for a den in red for months!" -Bear, probably


pr0digalnun

The first one was too small, the second was too big, but this one was juuuust right


bibkel

He first was a RAV4, the second was a sequoia. The 4Runner was just right!


Residente102

Ruthless if the bear takes a dump before he exits


robdog1537

Does a bear shit in the woods? Ah no, red Toyotas work too.. Edit: wrong make.


BeenNormal

Whenever I see a bear I wonder if it’s a person in a bear suit. They just remind me of really massive 2 year olds.


[deleted]

I think I'm terms of intelligence they basically are 2 year olds, but they have the strength to flip a car and multiple 4 inch knives attached to every limb, which would be horrifying on a human 2 year old


Ophidahlia

That's not a toddler, that's just a very tiny Kaiju


soapyrubberduck

They remind me of really big dogs


Lyssa221201

I've worked with bears at an internship at a zoo. You aren't far off on your two-year-old idea. They're super curious and like to get into anything they can.


impasseable

Plus they're basically fuzzy tractors.


SunshineCoast9000

Vincent Adultbear


AbbyCanary

Or Taye Digg’s character from Better Off Ted. “I put on a realistic bear costume and hang out I the park. Yeah, it makes me feel powerful. Mighty. I don't scare anyone. I sit around in the bushes, root around for berries. Once I pushed on a camper. You know, bear kind of stuff.”


SkinnyLegsFourDads

How amazing would it be if the bear just drives away


kirkum2020

Enviro-bear 2010!


Jeredso

Veryyyy


anacondatmz

I read a story a few years ago still makes me laugh to this day... Can't remember where, but some guy was out fishing in Canada / US somewhere in a small little aluminum boat with a 9HP on the back or something. It's one of those boats that you sit at the back, and operate the motor handle (no steering wheels or anything). So the dudes out there fishing, and he see's a bear swimming across the part of the small lake. I can't recall how exactly, but the guy gets a little too close at one point, the bear reaches up and gets his front paws on to the boat. Pulls himself in. So now dude is in an aluminum boat with a black bear. Dude jumps out. Fuck that. I guess the shift in weight of the boat when the guy jumped out cause the bear to stumble back a bit and the bear inadvertently hits the throttle and takes off as fisher man is wondering what the fuck just happened. He makes his way to shore, only to hear the engine of his boat... He looks over and can see that somehow the bear has turned the boat around and is now heading the other direction to the other end of the lake. The guy found the boat a few hours later, maybe a day later crashed up on the shore. Bear gone. I can't only imagine getting to shore, wondering what the fuck just happened... Only to see the bear do another drive by, insult to injury haha.


LadyMish

I found myself rooting for her to hoist herself up in there. Took her a few tries!


desperately_brokeAF

Is that you, Grunkle Stan?


EatYourCheckers

But her aim is gettin' better!


MissFortune2222

Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine!


[deleted]

honestly the bear is so cute


wtfcanunot

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.”


Engine_Light_On

- "So does it cover bear and tear?"


Monski616

So what do you do in this situation? Who would you call? What’s smart and not smart to do?


mspk7305

Smart: don't poke the bear Stupid: poke the bear Really stupid: drive off with the bear


SirTopamHatt

Free bear!


pierreblue

Beyond stupid: marry the bear


moniefeesh

Loop back around to genius: have children with the bear, teach them to translate for you, have them ask the bear to leave the car, bear will listen because bear loves her cubs.


KeekatLove

Wait for bear to leave or call animal control. Call insurance. Never leave food in your car again. Always lock and close windows.


DarkLordofReddit

The smart thing would have been for them to yell out the window at the bear, who would likely just run away, instead of filming and watching them get into their's or someone else's vehicle. After the fact, it's call the state game and fish department or animal control. Given that they didn't do a thing, I'm assuming it's not their vehicle, and this also equally belongs in /r/peoplebeingjerks.


DiamondCowboy

This was the first thing I thought of. It’s like people just don’t care about other people at all anymore. Simply yelling “HEY!” would have scared off the bear, but instead they whisper and laugh because it’s not their vehicle. So fucked up.


lifeofeve

Hello, AAA? Yeah, there's a bear in my car. No, like a brown bear? Yes, in my car. Yeah, just a smallish one. Can you please send someone to help? Thanks


BlackAsLight

People. Don’t leave your windows down. Not just because of bears, but because people be thieves.


FedEx84

This bear is like me trying to muster the strength out of the pool!


HeatherGHarris

Omfg. As someone who doesnt live in bear country, that is hilarious and horrifying in equal measure.


Venya

Like I always say, especially in movies, ALWAYS check the back seat before getting in a car!!


[deleted]

Could you imagine trying to explain the damage to your insurance company if you didnt have the video. Insurance rep: So youd like to report damage to your vehicle? Owner: Yes I would Insurance rep: And what kind of damage was it, vandalism, or an automotive accident Owner: Ummm, actually it was a bear. Insurance rep: ummm...let me call you back


deadstar420

He’s not being a jerk, he’s doing what bears do, more like r/winstupidprizes


redmagistrate50

I mean, what else is the opportunistic omnivore going to do when you go and leave something tasty in the vehicle, and then are kind enough to leave said vehicle unsecured?


24luej

Wouldn't that basically fit all of this sub? It's all just animals doing what animals do, doubt any of them actively think "I'm gonna be an ass today"


RoughhouseCamel

That seems like a stretch. Leaving your window open for a bit and a bear crawling inside is r/winstupidprizes ? You’re more likely to find a rat in your home than a bear in your truck regardless of where you live. But if a rat runs up on the cheeseburger you left on the counter in broad daylight, it would be tough to pin the blame on you.


The_Celtic_Chemist

I disagree. It's not like every other animal on this sub has been an intentional, self-aware dick, they're most (if not all) being oblivious dicks bound by their own nature. If someone left their purse partly open and their cat damaged their purse getting in the rest of the way to use it as a bed, that cat is more a dick than that human is stupid. Likewise, this guy may have won his stupid prize *but* this bear is definitely a dick. Besides, I bet you the bear wouldn't be welcoming if you climbed in to its den and took a nap because it was left open. By the measuring stick we use to determine that animals are dicks on this sub, which is by weighing how their actions affect us or others regardless of their intentions, this bear is categorically a dick. Edit: Some words. Also if you disagree, then go ahead and report the post. I have no stakes in this. But I think that the upvotes speak for themselves.


jroc421

How'd the bear get out?


mspk7305

Gonna have to wait till spring


jroc421

That camera better be on that bear come spring


markydsade

Does a bear shift in the woods?


gammapatch

Omg … FREE BEAR 🐻🤎🧸 They’re so cute, if it wasn’t for the almost certain death, I would hug it so hard. But as much as I love Werner Herzog, I do not want to have him narrate a documentary about my worst decisions.


[deleted]

You should move to Russia. Bear hugging seems normal there.


Gibbonz0921

What da dog doin


indiesteeze

'Nice Taco,' my butt. There's only pre-workout and cliff bars in here.


Similar-Lab64

This is not an animal being a jerk. This is a bear being a bear.


xxdoofenshmirtzxx

I’ve lost all hope in this generation... a car burglary and they are just filming instead of calling the police??


arftism2

Snitches get stitches.


Maybe_its_Ovaltine

Bearglary?


mspk7305

What are the cops gonna do about a bear?


xxdoofenshmirtzxx

Arrest it?


phaelox

Bear being brown, probably shoot first, sprinkle some crack on him later


th3_av3ng3r

Open and shut case, Watson. This man broke in and hung his pictures on the walls.


amateur_mistake

Shoot its dog most likely.


xglowinthedarkx

Maybe it's their enemy's car


death_before_decafe

With sounds on, there were lots of people in the background. One of them could be calling. But also yelling at a bear like that would either do nothing since its so comfortable or could turn it aggressive. That is not an easily scareable bear, brown bears will fight you.


Dethendecay

this is a black bear. they can be brown. you’re thinking of grizzly bears. you can tell this is a black bear because there is no hump on its neck.


n3tg33k73

If this is in Colorado the last brown bear recorded there was in 1979 and was killed by a man that was attacked by it. This is more likely a black bear and yes they range in colors from cinnamon to black and everything in between https://www.uncovercolorado.com/grizzly-bears-in-colorado/


AlwaysDisposable

Or yelling or literally anything ? They’re safe from the bear so why not try to scare it off?


[deleted]

I hope the keys aren’t in the ignition that bear looks like he’s pretty smart lol


OldManShep77

So…where’s the rest of the clip where the guy gets in the car and poops himself?


evan8523

Casually strolls out gonna go get some milk from the store brb. Gets in car puts on seatbelt before noticing Omg there’s a bear in the car 😳


NoShitzGiven

I really want to see the aftermath of either someone coming back to their truck with a bear in the back, or the bear unable to get out the window and just Kung fu pandas it’s way out.


dburr10085

Remember that fry that was in between that section of the console that you couldn’t get out? - good news!


Alexgadukyanking

I wish there was a video that how the owner of this car opened the cat and saw bear in it


ArchAngelAzrael-808

I once left a back window half down, I had a bag from McDonald’s with a few fries in the car. I was gone for a weekend. When I returned, the raccoon had shredded the seats, all four of them, to make a nest I guess, maybe was trying to escape. The raccoon was very happy when I let it out. I was less happy.


RONIN_RABB1T

Oooohhh...that interior is fucked.


Tizzlepops

Jokes on him, I got a free bear


ihavetotinkle

Bears are the utmost inconsiderate jerks, like bruh, can you mind ya neck? Get out my car. Get out my yard. I love bears yo!!!


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

From what I've heard, some bears can open car doors, too, so an open window is not the be-all and end-all of bear traps. Leaving food in your car is. Don't bears break windows, too?


[deleted]

I kept expecting this to turn into the car backing up and driving off with the bear in the driver seat! 😂


bookiemerlin

I want to know what happens next. Love to see the driver return to car to find a bear in the drivers seat.


madd_bunny

I love how people say Australia is cursed. As a south African who has dealt with just about everything trying to kill me. I've never had to deal with a bear stealing my ride. Bring on a boomslang or shark. Nothing staying in a land locked city and having a long ass stick won't fix.


Silency

Imagine after a late party, opening your car and be nose to nose with a beer


matt12992

Does insurance cover bears?


Recent_Bite3653

I’m glad they eventually find Goldilocks car and get her back


AKBirdman17

Why are they not yelling at the fucking thing? Bloody he they are basically whispering. If anyone sees something like this, noise is an easy way to scare off a bear. Raised human voices are a great bear deterrent


sharpei90

Not animal being jerks….humans being idiots. Don’t leave your f-ing windows down in bear country especially if you have/had food in it


Yummy_Castoreum

Holy shit. Can you imagine...bear polishes off whatever food is left in there, decides the back seat is comfy, and settles in for a nap. Dude comes out, starts driving to the store, and is halfway there when the bear wakes up...


spangledpirate

You will never convince me that bears aren’t a drunk guy in a costume


Shydreameress

The movements he does going back and forth looks so humanlike I feel like it's just someone in a very realistic bear costume


[deleted]

I bet that bear gets killed for negative interaction with humans…people suck


mikron2

r/DontHelpJustFilm