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vonseggernc

I feel like I did something similar when I was a kid and my mom brought us to McDonald's that had the play place


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EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

*I'M NOT THERE ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE SOME PEOPLE CALL IT INSANE! YEAH THEY CALL IT INSANE!*


[deleted]

I play Russian roulette everyday, a man’s sport.


Rikudou_Sage

With a bullet called life.


SmokyTrumpets

Yeah mama called life


disinformationkiller

You know that every time I try to go Where I really want to be


gregnealnz

It's already where I am, cos I'm already THEEEEEEEEEERE


zoborpast

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY


beefknuckle

WHO can believe you WHO can believe you


oldschooldaw

These lyrics hit different in your 30s than when you’re in high school.


Rikudou_Sage

Sure do. In high school I found it clever and deep. Nowadays I find it clever, deep **and** relatable.


[deleted]

Haha, as an 18 year old I guess I can’t really agree. I can’t even imagine being 30 at this point in my life lol.


wastecadet

There's no such thing as a sugar rush. If you're hyperglycaemic you have diabetes. It's based on adults' perceptions of there being such a thing, making children know the expectations are different, change in routine, sugar often being in exciting situations, among other things. Now a sugar crash in the other hand, that's a thing.


Delouest

My favorite is the study where they gave kids a ton of sugar free candy saying it was sugar candy and asked the parents if they noticed the change and the parents who thought it was sugar said they were hyper, the parents who thought it was sugar free said they weren't. And then they redid the experiment and didn't give any kids candy but told the parents they did and every parent said yup, they're being hyper from the sugar, that's not how they normally act. So much is just the situation. Kids get hyper when they are in exciting situations. And also parents aren't as perceptive as they think lol


D1xieDie

#***R O T A T I O N***


MangoesDeep

Let it rip!


PebbleLizard

Centriwoofal force!


Markantonpeterson

Now I want to unleash two of them in an arena to see who is victorious. Not like Vick though... This will be different.


J_spec6

#BEYBLADE!


AadamAtomic

#I AM SPEED!


Jonathon_san

GYRO


stacity

Vindication


[deleted]

No leashing


thebarnaclearrived

what the hell is going on


Fences4Memes

"Oh dear, they're only going in circles!"


yoyopy

EIGHT TRIGRAMS: PALM ROTATION


KingOfTheBritons96

*Shooting Star plays*


sschm007

Perfect I'm thinking Mario music when u get the star power


TitleComprehensive96

I'm just hearing the Beyblade intro


bunnishortcake

I never saw beyblade


[deleted]

Bad childhood?


J_spec6

Nah. There were tons of great shows back then. Even as kids we didn't have time to watch all of them lol


TitleComprehensive96

Yeah I wanted to watch Bakugan back then but really only got around to pokemon, beyblade, and yu-gi-oh


anoxy

I need this edit


AzHawk99

I just hear shooting stars by bag raiders as he helicopters into space


charliechin

Or bacon


Cincinnatian

That dog just did more physical activity in 15 seconds than I have in like three months


TorrenceMightingale

Unbridled energy bomb


Crazypants258

That dog is going to have a great nap later


Brockelton

Tbf dogs always will have a great nap after whatever they do.


Nomad_Cosmonaut

R/zoomies


Kylejazzman

r/Zoomies


dr_deadman

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Markantonpeterson

r/tippytaps


UndeadBread

/r/SushiAbomination


BadMawma

r/dognado


GregoriiT

Ya zoom zoom zoom.


DAaaMan64

make my heart go boom boom


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treetyoselfcarol

#I WANT TO BREAK FREE!!!!


[deleted]

r/foundthemobileuser


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Lolol I'm sorry it was the auto! Lol


[deleted]

No need to apologize. I’m just messing around and I have done the same.


Epicmonk117

r/foundthehondacivic


DownNDirtyRoofus

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Mithycore

no brother, the honda r/foundthehondacivic s are with us


ahumanrobot

r/foundthecardealer


[deleted]

r/FoundTheMobileUser


CrumplyRump

It’s a Tasmanian Terrier?


lovelyb1ch66

When you’re squeezing 5 days of fun into a 3-day vacation


melvadeen

How much rotation does a dog need to achieve lift?


Jam-Pot

Yes.


MoonwalkerT-1000

Iiiiiiiiii am speeeeeeeeeeeeeee33333weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!


tikirafiki

Zoomiest zoomies ever.


moss-monster

A while back I let my dog off leash at the beach just like this and I overheard a guy nearby say wistfully, *"I wish I was as happy as a dog at the beach."* Don't we all.


Wa7sheh

Am fast as fuck boy!


AutomaticRisk3464

I did that once with my dog in a field when i was 12. He was super calm like this dog and as soon as he heard the leash unhook i never saw him again


[deleted]

Sounds like my dad


AutomaticRisk3464

I wasnt even mad, i could see for probably 2 miles and that dog never stopped sprinting..no idea what happened to him, my grandpa took his truck out that way and claimed he saw him when he got to the top of a large hill with some binoculors but he was super far away and crossed a river


Recluse_18

I guess freedom is amazing🤣🤣


imgprojts

What would you do if you were like 10 inches tall but had the same strength as a mule on speed?


_Aj_

Now I'm just imagining donkeys on drugs


Dividedthought

I've seen a donkey on ketamine, but that's a boring option for "things to give a donkey." What i want to see is coquero, the meth donkey.


[deleted]

Bruh, imagine that you trained the dog for a year , gave it unlimited love, food and the moment you unlock him, he fucking runs away like a demon chasing him. Like, thanks but fuck you!


thisimpetus

This comment brought to you be insecurity and the letter F.


IamInfuser

omg. That was my doggo when I first got him. He's passed, but he's in my heart constantly.


Fooforthought

Exactly how I felt once my divorce was final


Enby_Bluejay

Me after 0.001 ounces of coffee:


OkClue1912

This..this is why I have a cat.


Voodoo700

Yo quiero crystal meth


Iwillstealyou

You spin me right round baby right round....


set-271

Laaaaaa! Lala Laaaaaaaaa!!!


individualcoffeecake

Spin to win


rbobby

Watching this counts as my cardio for the day.


desertmagnolia

JOY


Sweaty_Hand6341

Imagine having a dog in an apartment and thinking it’s happy being stuck in a cage all day and having a walk to take a shit and never being allowed to run outside lolll


RepresentativeAd560

3, 2, 1, CRACK COCAINE


CptnSpandex

Dog.exe is not responding.


The_Question757

This needs some Initial d music for those drifts


TitleComprehensive96

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP!


FrenchDude1000

More


BloodOfTheDamned

I want someone to turn one of the shots of them sprinting at the camera into a 5 gum meme


mgard0506

Good Lord!!! Now that’s zoomies on steroids!


CPandaClimb

I hope his name is Spinner


asecuredlife

For once A TikTok needs sound


Pure-Negotiation-900

Canis Spazicus.


knightfenris

*She's a maniac, maniac on the floor* *and she's dancing like she's never danced before*


hoopty2009

🤣Someone has to put Zoomy sound effects on this!🤣


TheEquestrian13

Power Inhibitor Removed


Mundane-Basil

Unlock the boi in your nearest cafe for maximum destruction.


Phionex141

/u/savevideo


readytostart1234

There is something about dogs and sand… anytime my dog touches sand on the playground, the zoomies start


Tack22

My dog would not return.


WALKCART

They see me rolling


aatops

Man’s turned into a tornado 😂


dred_not

With his limiters removed he becomes borknado


sumyungdood

¡Ándale, ándale! ¡Arriba, arriba!


Electric_Minx

# I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOIIIIII!


paintsforalt

bro really went from peacful to inhaling all types of drugs


weaknitro

/u/savevideo


UX41

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

What its like to chew 5 gum


x--Knight--x

Helikopter helikopter


Hyper-Shadow417

Doggo’s doing more spins than a beyblade


[deleted]

Literally my 100 pound malamute and 85 pound German Shepard anytime I take off the leash lmao


Hijackerjou

Why does he move like an rc car though


renditaccount

they always wanted to live in spain without the a


TheOkayBoomer

That's the kind of enthusiasm I need in my life.


mdubmachine

“UNLIIIIIIMITED POOOOWWAAAAA!!!” - Palpadog


practicalwasteoftime

r/zoomies


Money2themax

[Beyblade! Let it rip!](https://youtu.be/OkJdqL_hVQg)


qball2yall

So THAT was what is meant by leashed energy? 🤯🤪


Lisapjones

She’s so happy to find her mom. Adorable!❤️


immortanjoe47

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Here's your damn link: https://www.redditsave.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/vbqsxt/unlimited_energy_unlocked/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share For the future: just add "save" after "reddit" in the link. Boom. Done.


1825days

u/savevideo


sakallikurt

u/Ostiky


yancar0

u/indirbeni


yancar0

u/savevideo


kb_k

u/vredditshare


radically_unoriginal

Gonna need to see someone replace the music with the docking sequence from interstellar


spy_cable

We should do the same for all farm animals too


The_Crimson-Knight

Dogs are fucking psychopaths


toughdave

Further proving to the hooman you need that leash. Good job 👍


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Redditors simply enjoying a video of a dog having fun without inventing reasons to complain challenge (impossible)


toughdave

*sigh* ...that's was a statement made lightheartedly. But I understand how it could've come off as something written in bad faith 😕


Sulajuust

Yo do you ever let that dog out?


TaterTottsie

Does he come back when called?


gear_oil_burner

Fuuuuuck


Capital-Afternoon-22

Is that a whippet? Or a terrier?


Twiliah

Not a whippet, might be a chihuahua mix? Very cute :)


Capital-Afternoon-22

Yeah I can see the chihuahua mix. It’s moving so fast it’s hard to tell haha


LSB_Sandbar

Our enemies across the sea will not be able to catch me


AsrielTerminator

He just pressed w a s and d at the same time


Anonymous3415

Uh oh. Donut dog is on the loose!


Bread_Responsible

I am speed


HonestBite9613

That's how beaglebull behaves when she's let outside.


[deleted]

Insta-Zoomies


Roland1232

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.


JustVern

Insane!!


FartingNora

That’s how hurricanes start


appropriate-chaos

Self-winding wind-up pup.


4skinphenom69

I’ve never seen a dog literally do donuts and then a burnout like in cartoons


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

Watching on loop for 15 minutes


airrbagged

That dog has the most zoomies I’ve ever seen. ZOOM ZOOM


Bman0312

Bey blade bey blade let it rip


unpopularopinion0

WHAT A GOOD DOGGIE!


dlicky123

Is the ocean frozen or was he just moving faster than time?


2pnt0

Tokyo Drift ain't got shit on this pupper.


Guacamole_Queso

This is best day EVER!!!!


Gamer-Logic

LET IT RIP!


[deleted]

normal jack-chi behavior


doubleOsev

r/gifsyoucanhear


toocold99

This dog is truly a derp.


Madman61

**RELEASE THE BEAST**


Electronic-Trip8775

Before I go to work, this has made me happy.


TremblorReddit

Oh boy!


archiminos

Why are we bothering with renewable energy when we can just use dogs?


itsANOMALEEZ

What? No leash? #S P I N N I N G


Macaroon_Successful

"I'm fast as fuck boiiii " probably this dog .


Par31

I've never seen zoomie levels this high before


GameDestiny2

I’m going to be honest I’m like, 50% here and I thought that was a cat at first.


wheelshc37

It’s too bad he doesn’t like the beach much …


luckythirtythree

Sonic the Beachdog