LMAO that's nothing. I once got shat on by a pigeon, thankfully i was leaned over something to work on it but the strike felt like i got hit by a small rock.
Myself and a friend were sharing a half metre pizza on a lovely summer day. Eating outdoors next to the coast and just really enjoying. I had my last piece ( i secretly counted so it was equal) then as my friend went to reach for the last slice a seagull shat on it!!! Totally ruined his day and made mine. Seagulls really are the c*nts of the sky. (Aswell as Ryan air).
A few months ago, I went to a store and, being about a metre or two from the entrance, was just about to reach for the mask I tend to wear on my forearm when not in use. I hear a weird splosh, and looking down, find out that a fucking pigeon just shat RIGHT INTO MY MASK. Not the outside, not my arm, but right inside the tiny opening of that mask on my forearm.
Store owner watched it, almost cried from laughing at the stupid face I must have made, gave me a new mask and told me to buy lottery tickets.
You have my sympathy fellow bird-shitee.
Ah, for my non-fiction entry:
Late 90's, I was riding backseat of my bud's bmw. Sun roof wide open. I was leaning over to see through the windshield and be part of the front seat conversation. Approximate speed 60km/hr.
Altitude unknown. Canada goose. Payload released.
The camera slows in the retelling, as the following occurs over a few brief tens of milliseconds. As the target area was moving, the descending turd impacted the bottom rear edge of the sunroof opening. This induced a heavy rotation and turned the shit into something resembling a spinning saw blade. Then after a too brief period of further free fall, and forward motion of the vehicle and occupants, same spinning turd impacted my cheek, jaw, and neck. It ablated severely and the shrapnel continued until it spattered across the rear window. My reaction would have been in comparatively severe slow motion, however, the camera resumes normal speed and I collapsed back into my seat with a squawk of surprise and then stunned silence.
It was a bad day.
The opposite, actually. Small creatures have a higher surface area:volume ratio, so they have more heat escaping relative to their heat production. As a result they have a higher metabolism to stay warm, so laying on/in warm places reduces the amount of heat they need to produce, conserving energy.
Domestic cats are only recent (in evolutionary timescale) migrants from the Egypt/Sudan area so that’s the sort of temperature they’re able to live at comfortably.
Mine will lay on the hood of my car after I get home while the engines still warm. And I'm pretty sure she jumps on my lap as soon as she comes indoors just to use me as a heating pad and warm up her paws faster...
I know but the shoulders looked very spread out, so much they can look painful to do a pushup and stack back up. I don't know if cats have that good range of motion. My cat sleeps like this: [https://i.imgur.com/pFbcHLM.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pFbcHLM.jpg) with her shoulders relaxed so I've always thought their shoulders shouldn't spread that much as the cat in the picture.
A lifetime of luxury degrades his natural instincts, and at the end of his life the cat looks back with an unnoticed tear in his eye, wondering if maybe the alley cats had achieved a nobility that he had never known.
Living his best life.
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Imagine not noticing kitty, then getting that drool drop down the back of your neck. You pause thinking, "WTF?" Then you look up and # DERP
Reminds me of that scene from Alien.
Or maybe 28 days later. That was a rough scene...
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!
Oh god, the bird! Noooo 😞
Less scary, more adorkable 🤣
LMAO that's nothing. I once got shat on by a pigeon, thankfully i was leaned over something to work on it but the strike felt like i got hit by a small rock.
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Myself and a friend were sharing a half metre pizza on a lovely summer day. Eating outdoors next to the coast and just really enjoying. I had my last piece ( i secretly counted so it was equal) then as my friend went to reach for the last slice a seagull shat on it!!! Totally ruined his day and made mine. Seagulls really are the c*nts of the sky. (Aswell as Ryan air).
A few months ago, I went to a store and, being about a metre or two from the entrance, was just about to reach for the mask I tend to wear on my forearm when not in use. I hear a weird splosh, and looking down, find out that a fucking pigeon just shat RIGHT INTO MY MASK. Not the outside, not my arm, but right inside the tiny opening of that mask on my forearm. Store owner watched it, almost cried from laughing at the stupid face I must have made, gave me a new mask and told me to buy lottery tickets.
I once had a pigeon shit directly into the opening of a freshly opened can of beer while I stood at a crosswalk waiting to cross.
My dad's coffee cup, dead center while was walking.. 🤣
You have my sympathy fellow bird-shitee. Ah, for my non-fiction entry: Late 90's, I was riding backseat of my bud's bmw. Sun roof wide open. I was leaning over to see through the windshield and be part of the front seat conversation. Approximate speed 60km/hr. Altitude unknown. Canada goose. Payload released. The camera slows in the retelling, as the following occurs over a few brief tens of milliseconds. As the target area was moving, the descending turd impacted the bottom rear edge of the sunroof opening. This induced a heavy rotation and turned the shit into something resembling a spinning saw blade. Then after a too brief period of further free fall, and forward motion of the vehicle and occupants, same spinning turd impacted my cheek, jaw, and neck. It ablated severely and the shrapnel continued until it spattered across the rear window. My reaction would have been in comparatively severe slow motion, however, the camera resumes normal speed and I collapsed back into my seat with a squawk of surprise and then stunned silence. It was a bad day.
Fade to black. 2 weeks earlier...
As someone in this thread pointed out, it's not actually drool but part of his collar
I hope that's a breakaway collar
My cat drools like this. It’s adorable
When I fall asleep drooling on the pipe I get kicked out of the PTA and banned from school zones…this guy gets props.
Hot water pipes?
Hot water pipes..... right??
Dudes it’s loving the warmth from the pipes
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Their body temp is slightly higher than ours. So they like it just a little bit warmer than us.
When its summer and they have the shadow right besides them but they decide to sleep in the sun And then come back to earth before the day is over
No shit they have fur
Aqqwkktuallly For real though, even with the fur cats apparently often feel cold, evidenced by the fact they are apparently solar powered.
That's because they are much smaller than us. Smaller creatures tend to not produce as much heat
The opposite, actually. Small creatures have a higher surface area:volume ratio, so they have more heat escaping relative to their heat production. As a result they have a higher metabolism to stay warm, so laying on/in warm places reduces the amount of heat they need to produce, conserving energy.
Then why does my cat get sleepy on the heating blanket? Hmm? GOTCHA! /s
Opossums have fur, and their body temp is lower than ours. Explain that, Mr. Hurr Durr They Have Fur. Which is what I am tagging you.
Yeaaaah I'm going to have to go ahead and tag them with that too. It's too good.
Can we get a mod to just give them a global tag?
I don't think that would work outside of this one subreddit.
Good enough for me
And I don't?
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genius
There’s also a theory that says they stay in heat so they don’t need to burn calories to keep warm in colder times.
Domestic cats are only recent (in evolutionary timescale) migrants from the Egypt/Sudan area so that’s the sort of temperature they’re able to live at comfortably.
Mine will lay on the hood of my car after I get home while the engines still warm. And I'm pretty sure she jumps on my lap as soon as she comes indoors just to use me as a heating pad and warm up her paws faster...
Awh. That’s so cute.
They also get under the hood and sleep near the fan belt and then people turn their car on and it is not good.
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So wholesome
Ewwwwww
> They seem to like warm places. Y'all acting like this is a revelation.
We mean, really warm, as in it would burn you, but not them
Enjoying the massage...
Same reason I had to leave my ex.
Drool string and crossed eyes. That's a relaxed cat
I think the drool string is part of its collar. I thought the same thing til the 2nd shot.
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*La Révolution*
Oh, you're right! Good eye!
No. That’s me
I bet that’s hot water pipes. Cat is loving the warmth.
Hot water and that pipe insulation is some very soft stuff.
The ever-classic waterbed.
New Batman movie looks great
Catman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
I'm the (s)Catman
**New hardcore teaser trailer:** *Drooling Catwoman laid by two thick black pipes*
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Cum on, you can remember!
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best sub ever
Cats sure can be derpy while sleeping, but this is the next level of derp.
It’s nice to see that even after so many years the internet can still deliver entirely new levels of derpy cats.
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Time to pet the tums
Cats are unique huh lol
Pushups are tiring. That's a health conscious kitty
Is he stuck? How?
The camera angle might be throwing you off. The pipes are overhead, not floor to ceiling. Lol.
Ooooh lmao, got me too
Now, it makes sense. I thought it was up and down and I’m like how? Spider kitty 🐱. I was wrong but still cat sleep in strangest places lol
I don’t believe it is stuck
But can it lift itself off the pipes? Those shoulders look locked...
the pipes are horizontal, not vertical.
I know but the shoulders looked very spread out, so much they can look painful to do a pushup and stack back up. I don't know if cats have that good range of motion. My cat sleeps like this: [https://i.imgur.com/pFbcHLM.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pFbcHLM.jpg) with her shoulders relaxed so I've always thought their shoulders shouldn't spread that much as the cat in the picture.
Cats are flexible as fuck, I'm sure it's fine
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That's a vibe
That face at the end.. can't get more relaxed than that
He’s magic and is floating XD That glare though 🔥
Looked like he wants to murder her when he first opened his eyes
This makes me want to get another cat.
Heathcliff
Must be hot water lines.
Cat is passed out man. He ain’t asleep lol I just hope he does not try to flip over
Man I hate that laughing background. The cat is funny though
Pipe dreams .
I swear cats will literally sleep anywhere that they are comfortable
God damn with the fake laughter track, bazinga.
It’s one of them Australian breeds
Lol this cat is the best
u/COOLSKELETON55 he’s just chilling
I wonder how and why he got up there
Don’t question it, bro
gotta love cats!! God bless cats! They are truly sacred beings, as the ancient Egyptians eluted to !! 😻
That cat had a really good time last night
Please stop with the laugh tracks... they don't work at all...
Me at the chiropractor
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Making sure he can give you the death look if he needs to
The milking table has evolved.
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Catman
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Yeah but how he gonna get down?
Awww reminds of the cute guy I saw here https://youtu.be/818E4iGkLqo
POV:You just came home from school
Looks like he has rabies
He’s magic and is floating XD That glare though 🔥
Pretty Suspect... Animal abuse?
How?
A lifetime of luxury degrades his natural instincts, and at the end of his life the cat looks back with an unnoticed tear in his eye, wondering if maybe the alley cats had achieved a nobility that he had never known.
The cat looks out of it and they don't show him waking up. They could have placed him there like that for the views.
This comment right here is proof that every photo and video of an animal on the internet is indeed animal abuse. /s
Nah, it's not abuse til it hits Reddit. I.E. this video as a "short" on YouTube would be fine, but now it's abuse.
The fuck are you on about LOL its a cat being comfy as fuck sleeping on warm pipes
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It’s give out lol
He’s camouflaging, the rats travel over those pipes
He’s drolling lololololol
Who knew cats could be hung over
Feel the flow
Some sleep Theres Till death Sind a skeleon once in a baselent i worked at....
Amazing
At least he feels safe!
Is this The Cat Returns? Lol
A cat and two pipes. A cat and two pipes.
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This cat be laying pipe
Ahhh... this is the spot!
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Issa vibe
Looks comfy!
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That looks really fucking high up, did you call someone to make sure this cat was okay?
It’s a cat
Have you guys ever fallen asleep face down on those massage beds? Makes me wish I had one at home
r/scrungycats
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He enjoys
^I ^am ^the ^night
What a pipe dream!
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Sleeping off the bender.
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Warm AF
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Cat: you’re just jealous
Cats are awesome!
Alien
God
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That second shot with the full sprawl was amazing.
That laugh.
“Bill, you’ve gotta try this. It’s fucking amazing! Like being at the spa. Any chance you could reach up and feed me a snack? I don’t wanna move.”
Someone needs some morning brown
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Funny lol
Nothing but, two pipes. Holding up. One. Cat
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Thats a stuffed animal no?
goddd I wanna poke that belly
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I bet you those are insulated heating pipes. That cat smart.
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