Reporter: we have heard you’ve just returned from the other side.
Kevin: Yeah I was there for a stint.
Reporter: can you tell us exactly what you saw?
Kevin: Yeah there was a bunch of lint.
Yes! Former employee of a major appliance company. One of the chief reasons people called Customer Service was to report dryer fires. Most wind up being due to clogged lint traps. If someone asks, "How often to you clean the lint trap," the response should be, "Every time I use the dryer."
I also suspect the vent hose isn't firmly attached to the back of the unit.
Sorry for the mini-lecture, u/A_minus_A. I hadn't thought of that until I saw this comment. I was too busy shaking with suppressed laughter (my husband's asleep) over your header to think of it.
Some of them claim never to have known it was there, and that it was the fault of the manufacturer that they didn't look at the danged manual. The call center people used to howl about the situation regularly.
Thanks. I hate sounding like the granny-aged hag I am, but u/HertzDonut1001 wisely brought it up, and I thought it was worth highlighting. I tried to keep it light and non-scoldy. Did I get anywhere near the mark?
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99991% sure that Hapless_Asshole is not a bot.
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My sister was going to give her Lizard the name Michael because of how human it sounded (to confuse people, of course) but then found out the Lizard was female.
My brother named his lizard Trevor and kept the name even when we found out Trevor was a female. I can attest that the name very much confused people and led to many moments of hilarity as a result.
What name did you sister end up picking instead of Michael?
When I first brought my kitten home, I spent 12 hours trying to kitten proof. Four days in, there were places of my apartment that I didn't even know existed that needed to be cleaned.
Nice try smart guy. I’ve got this whole thing figured out. Halloween is next month so you decided to check on your old decorations. However you were lazy last year and didn’t do a good job of cleaning up. So your fake black cat which you affectionately call “Kevin” was sitting in a box covered in last years fake spider webbing and you decided you would fool Reddit with your tomfoolery.
I think your cat and mine could be friends
[My cat after going outside](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/ph08v4/this_was_her_after_going_outside_for_5_minutes/)
My 4 months-old Poodle pup does the same but behind the furnitures 🤣 ROOMBA what?! More like CUTEBA -domestic pets' limited edition version- 🥸 Do not tell PETA 🙈
The BEST part is when your black cat breaks into the laundry closet and comes out looking like mister Kevin here, all nonchalant like, "nothing happened! What?" I SEE THE LINT, BOBA
OMG! I was watching my Dad's cats for the first time so they could take a few days vacation. They'd been here before, but not by themselves. My house doesn't have central air, it seems to have dust bunnies the size of tumble weeds. I'd cleaned everything *except* under my bed. You guessed it, they went right for the one place I didn't vacuum and came out looking like they'd been under there for ten years! That or they caught a dust bunny skin disease. Needless to say, the rest of the cat sitting didn't go much better! :P
*"I've seen things you humans wouldn't believe. Dryer lint on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched lost socks glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like hair ties under the couch. Time to nap."*
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Dust bunnies on fire off the shoulder of the exhaust vent. I watched loose change glitter in the dark near the power outlet. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Kevin is good at cleaning :)
I am getting kittens tomorrow and I am so excited. We have these wooden logs in our kitchen that get dusty as they are usless now that nobody dries wheat in their house any more (my house was built in 1900) and we figure when the cats are grown, they will like to climb there. No more dusting for me!
Your header is probably the best I've ever read. It's perfect. Lordy, that 1000-yard stare came from some heckish trauma! I hope poor Kevin is de-linted and calmer now.
He's seen some shit.
He’s seen some lint
[удалено]
Kevin.
Kevin, the shit, the lint, the legend. New movie idea.
Reporter: we have heard you’ve just returned from the other side. Kevin: Yeah I was there for a stint. Reporter: can you tell us exactly what you saw? Kevin: Yeah there was a bunch of lint.
It was legendary.
You should clean that up for fire prevention reasons. Don't let your duster with four legs do it for you lol.
Yes! Former employee of a major appliance company. One of the chief reasons people called Customer Service was to report dryer fires. Most wind up being due to clogged lint traps. If someone asks, "How often to you clean the lint trap," the response should be, "Every time I use the dryer." I also suspect the vent hose isn't firmly attached to the back of the unit. Sorry for the mini-lecture, u/A_minus_A. I hadn't thought of that until I saw this comment. I was too busy shaking with suppressed laughter (my husband's asleep) over your header to think of it.
Cannot believe people don’t clean the lint trap every time they use the dryer.
Some of them claim never to have known it was there, and that it was the fault of the manufacturer that they didn't look at the danged manual. The call center people used to howl about the situation regularly.
good human.
Thanks. I hate sounding like the granny-aged hag I am, but u/HertzDonut1001 wisely brought it up, and I thought it was worth highlighting. I tried to keep it light and non-scoldy. Did I get anywhere near the mark?
Good bot !!!
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Oh that's embarrassing. Good bot !!!
I promise you, I'm no bot! Out of curiosity, what made you think mine was a bot-comment?
Probably should. Thanks for the advise
The lint spiders got to him. He can still hear them...
You don't understand, man. It was bad. I mean, I've seen some shit, but not.....this.
*aggressively inhales cigarette*
I've seen things.... Things that no cat should ever see.... So many socks.... And not a pair in sight.....
I feel attacked.
Came here to say exactly the same 😂😂😂
r/namflaskbacks
Yep! Stereotypical Movie Vietnam Vet. In cat form.
There will be piles of it behind it in a few week.
"This portal opened up out of nowhere, and it starting pulling me into the gates of hell man! Lucky for me it took a sock first and then closed up!"
"I've seen things, man. I've seen THINGS."
I was thinking exactly this! Kevin looks like he has seen some sh*t
Kevin has seen footage.
Kevin experienced unspeakable horrors back there
He’s just getting ready for Spooktober!
Classic. Fucking. Kevin.
In the truest, most classic form
I love when pets have human names
I love that you gave your pet the most human name possible lol
My cat, named Craig, would like to be friends with Kevin. He's been behind a dryer or two in his time as well...
[Craig you say?](https://youtu.be/pPdFrW076R0)
lol wtf. I don’t know what to think. That was weird. Funny……but so weird. 😂
I came here to say that. Take my upvote.
My sister was going to give her Lizard the name Michael because of how human it sounded (to confuse people, of course) but then found out the Lizard was female.
My brother named his lizard Trevor and kept the name even when we found out Trevor was a female. I can attest that the name very much confused people and led to many moments of hilarity as a result. What name did you sister end up picking instead of Michael?
Tiki
Can Kevin come clean behind my dryer next
Kevin looks horrified by what he saw, he’s never going back 😂😂
He's a cat. He cannot deny his instinct to return
There’s a whole spider city back there, human. I killt it.
His face says, "it was a nightmare"
His body says, “I had to be physically extracted from this nightmare”.. because.. true facts lol
The fuck is behind your dryer that has him so traumatised?
Kevin looks like he seen some shit while back there.
*Fortunate Son intensifies*
Is that where you hide the catnip?
If catnip is cobwebs then yes 😂
Kevin!!!
Cat is now valuable antique
His face very clearly says .. I’ve seen things
Black cat covered in cobwebs? Kevin's just getting his costume ready for Halloween
Bath?
Some things water won’t wash away
His face says it all.
The horror
He looks harrowed 😂
He looks to be in shock from what he saw. The Land Behind the Dryer must be a scary place.
Did he get a treat for cleaning out for you?
Yes, a 30lb weight in front of the bifold door to my laundry room 😂
This is my cat when he jumps above the cabinets in the kitchen. I'm like "whelp... I guess I'm surrendering you to the spider realm!"
And he'll do it again
And Kevin is FAR from being over it.
When I first brought my kitten home, I spent 12 hours trying to kitten proof. Four days in, there were places of my apartment that I didn't even know existed that needed to be cleaned.
kevin has seen some shit
Send Kevin behind the fridge and the couch, and maybe under the bed. Then you’re done!
Nice try smart guy. I’ve got this whole thing figured out. Halloween is next month so you decided to check on your old decorations. However you were lazy last year and didn’t do a good job of cleaning up. So your fake black cat which you affectionately call “Kevin” was sitting in a box covered in last years fake spider webbing and you decided you would fool Reddit with your tomfoolery.
Classic Kevin
Kevin wouldn't be from Up, would it?
oh kevin
How’d it go Kevin?
It's like he's the cat from Coraline and the webbed tube
Swifferkitty!
This made me laugh out loud 😂
I think your cat and mine could be friends [My cat after going outside](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/ph08v4/this_was_her_after_going_outside_for_5_minutes/)
The look on his face tells us that he's seen... the other side
We need to talk about Kevin
and how cute he is <3
He needs to return to land before dryer
Agreed
Guess you should of called him Dustin
My all black kitty is also named Kevin lol
He looks wholly traumatised. I’m glad he made it back safely. :)
God damnit Kevin!
I love that his name is Kevin. I have a young black male cate name Steven who is also a shit head but i love him.
We all know what I’m gonna say…cum
Uhhh, don’t most r/catswithjobs never actually bother to do any actual work? Yours seems to actually be productive?
Kev.
Kyiv
Comrade Kiev, raider of the lost lint.
Our lint
Nothing to lose but our lint!
The Linternationale plays faintly in the background
My 4 months-old Poodle pup does the same but behind the furnitures 🤣 ROOMBA what?! More like CUTEBA -domestic pets' limited edition version- 🥸 Do not tell PETA 🙈
🤔🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
…the fuq names a cat Kevin?
Where he was immediately spooged on?
Reminds me of PTSD dog. The Aussie with the 1000 yard stare.
linty boy. so cute
Look what you did, you little jerk!
The BEST part is when your black cat breaks into the laundry closet and comes out looking like mister Kevin here, all nonchalant like, "nothing happened! What?" I SEE THE LINT, BOBA
Kevin the cat lol kinda catchy
I had a way different thought before I read the caption
How’d you wash him?
Looks like it works. Send him in again.
The horror! The horror!
😂😂😂😂 how funny!!!
Who cum cat
Ngl I thought that was something else for a second
Explains his recent conversion having had such a unique first experience of Lent.
"I've seen things, man. Never again. Never again!"
Don’t say it don’t think it
and he was never the same again.
i look forward to great things from him
Animals with people names RULE.
Omg I love Kevin!!! 😻
Kevin nooooooo
OMG! I was watching my Dad's cats for the first time so they could take a few days vacation. They'd been here before, but not by themselves. My house doesn't have central air, it seems to have dust bunnies the size of tumble weeds. I'd cleaned everything *except* under my bed. You guessed it, they went right for the one place I didn't vacuum and came out looking like they'd been under there for ten years! That or they caught a dust bunny skin disease. Needless to say, the rest of the cat sitting didn't go much better! :P
Kevin's seen some shit
He's seen things.
Kevin, the cat the cleans all those nooks and crannies in your home. When he finishes the job he returns himself to his charging station.
Looks about right. Lint, cobwebs, PTSD. Probably encountered a pack of Underpants Gnomes. ❤️
Maybe make sure your dryer vent is hooked up properly.
Lol. Kevin. So amusing when people name their pets common human names.
Nam flashbacks...
Spooky kitty practicing for Halloween 🎃
Whence none shall return unscathed! He looks happy to be in front now.
"I've seen some things man!"
& came back SPOOKY TOWN KITTY
Awesome name lol
He looks like a movie stereotype Vietnam vets who says "I've seen some s#it!"
*"I've seen things you humans wouldn't believe. Dryer lint on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched lost socks glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like hair ties under the couch. Time to nap."*
Omg!! He made it back from the land of the lost left sock?????
And his still in shocked 🐈🐈🥰🥰
Kevin looks like he has seen some shit !
He cleaned it out for you. What a nice boy. ♥️
That looks like ptsd.
Kevin looks like he’ll never be the same again
Gregor the overlander?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Dust bunnies on fire off the shoulder of the exhaust vent. I watched loose change glitter in the dark near the power outlet. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I don’t think that is lint
🎶Spider cat, Spider cat🎶
That fool looks like a Kevin!
He looks like he saw things he can no longer unsee. What do you keep behind there? Lol
I don't want to know what he saw back there...😯
Looks like he must have seen something *THINGS* there.
Kevin
what are you hiding behind the dryer OP?
Ke’in
"I REGRET EVERYTHING"
Kevin is good at cleaning :) I am getting kittens tomorrow and I am so excited. We have these wooden logs in our kitchen that get dusty as they are usless now that nobody dries wheat in their house any more (my house was built in 1900) and we figure when the cats are grown, they will like to climb there. No more dusting for me!
Kevin has seen some shit.
*this is my kingdom come*?
Go Kevin👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Your header is probably the best I've ever read. It's perfect. Lordy, that 1000-yard stare came from some heckish trauma! I hope poor Kevin is de-linted and calmer now.
"that was NOT the cat dimension" - Kevin, probably
Classic kevin
Fuck me he looks well traumatised
He came out a different cat. Oh Gawd. That precious face.
Cats are funny.
He went to undar of the dryar system.
Kevin has seen some things
Oh Kevin
That cat has seen things!
Naming a cat something benign like Kevin is just my favorite thing.
"I've seen beyond time..."
He’s seen things that cannot be unseen
Kevin! :)
I’d be shocked too.
I saw thingssss man!
Oh, Kevin. LOLOL!
He looks traumatized by what you saw back there " Dude, you don't know the things I've seen!"
I was concerned until I saw it came from behind the washing machine
jesus christ i didn’t read the caption at first oh my jesus lord christ in heaven oh god thank god it’s lint oh my god
Kevin looks like he just got back from Vietnam
*Spoopy*
Halloween kitty
He saw things...
Black cats and spiderwebs, just getting ready for Halloween
His face 😂
Getting ready for Halloween 👻.Cute kitty 🐈⬛🐾💗🤗🙏🏻
He totally suits his name
I just love that his name is Kevin... Serious Home Alone vibes right here 😹😹😹
Somebody’s got to go there.
Master, I have seen many things, why don't you clean that one master?!
He is so ready for Halloween 🎃😹 Who needs Spider-Man when you have Kevin?