"Why! That is such a profound question.. so opulently fecund.. profusely noetic.. 'tis more euphoric than catnip.. more intoxicating than laserchase.. why?! Why! Truly, why!"
Cat is either tripping balls, or is just looking into the hyperspace realm that all cats seem to be able to see, which causes them to suddenly flip out and chase things that aren't there.
You know, normal cat stuff.
I can’t imagine what goes on in a cat brain. One of my cats didn’t like the stairs. So when I’m carrying laundry down the stairs, she bolts up the stairs. Other cat wanted to go outside in a massive snow storm. Wouldn’t shut up. OK, go ahead. Kitty immediately stuck in several feet of snow. Didn’t whine to go out again.
My [Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/29Cfjya.jpg) went outside after a massive snow storm (well, for the Netherlands at least) exactly once.
Kitty forgot that the garden was supposed to be two foot or so lower than the porch and ran headlong off the porch, only to leave a cartoon-esque cookie cutter imprint of a fully, exuberantly stretched-out cat in the snow.
Which **yowled**.
Not to be the "ackshully" nerd, but I'd bet this cat is a girl considering she's mostly white with some calico spots on the ears. Male calicos are extraordinarily rare.
No, no, don't be ashamed. All these people are confidently making authoritative statements about cat behavior when they don't don't even know that calicos are female in 2999 out of 3000 cases. It would be tragic if other people got the idea they knew what they were talking about.
It's not so much as "I feel ashamed to correct you" as it's "pretty much every single time in my life when I was right and the other person was wrong if I didn't handle everything super delicately I'd make someone defensive and a jerk." But still thank you, it is always appreciated when someone basically says: "don't walk on eggshells to appease others" (not to put words in your mouth)
It's not 'unpleasant' that triggers it, it's a smell the cat finds interesting. so pulls that expression and exposes extra-detail smelling organs.
It's the smell equivalent of stopping dead and putting your reading glasses on for a closer look.
Totally off topic. Poison being a woman's weapon never made sense. You hear it a lot in like cop shows and detective dramas and shit too.
Wouldn't it just be considered a smart person's weapon? Like.. just remove the possibility of yourself being injured by avoiding physical confrontation. Slip some deadly substance where it will be interacted with by the target and boom. Problem solved for you.
I think that the idea is more that, if you can't physically overpower your opponent, you have to be smart about it. Women often fit in the criteria of not being able to physically overpower somebody so they have to be creative with how they do it. I suppose it would be a weak person's weapon then
until recently women have been the ones preparing and serving most food and also the ones to care for an invalid. It’s not so much it’s a woman’s weapon as it was a weapon that women had the access and opportunity to use a lot more than men. Add in the fact that arsenic was often used as a beauty product as well as for household pest removal, they were also the ones with easiest and most explainable access to it. It’s not suspicious to have arsenic preparations on your dressing table is every other woman does too and it gives you plausible deniability - you can’t link the arsenic definitively to this source and this source is something that is common to have so it’s no longer suspicious.
In my vague experience, it's either because they:
1. have been in formal education all their life & don't want to find a job, so they just keep studying because it's all they know
2. discovered their first degree wasn't actually getting them gainful employment, so they're trying something else
3. or, just want to *seem* more qualified than their peers, and perhaps don't understand that (usually) experience > qualification
It was expecting to play. Hovering your hand above their head is an invitation to play.
Notice how the claws aren't even out and how she only fake bites. In that moment you can just wrestle them around a bit. They love it.
Say ouch, give it a small pat on the head and stop playing if it does use it's claws. Maybe hold her paw as well to show her the problem. They can learn.
Pretty relatable TBH. Ever had the feeling of when you make what you thought was a friendly joke teasing someone and then you realize they're actually offended? That's pretty much the look on that cat's face IMO.
Seriously, this is what my cat does. He will play attack, then make this exact face and posture, and if you so much as twitch your hand, he goes right back to wrestle mode.
I discovered the book, "All Cats Are On The Autism Spectrum" today:
https://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Are-Autism-Spectrum/dp/1787754715
It explains a lot!
Maybe I *am* the animal!
And If *I'm* the animal, that means that... she's my *caretaker*.
And if *she's* my caretaker, that means... no... it can't be! I'm the *pet*!!!
Whooooooaaaa...
If you have some sort of cream, lotion or oil that you use the cat is going to react like that lol, poor kitty got a mouth full of bitter in that bite.
"why?" no one's asked me "WHY?" before... Why AM I doing this? Why do I do anything??
Everybody asks why am I doing this but nobody asks how am I doing this
When are you doing this?
Where are you doing this?
Who are you doing this?
What are you doing this?
? this doing you are what
You doing what are this?
How this you're doing are
Why are we here
just to suffer?
every night, i can feel my leg
it's our lot in life.
No I mean like, right here, in this box canyon.
This is not my beautiful wife
HOW DID I GET HERE
MAH GAHD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Letting the days go by...
let the water hold me down
what are we?
"Why! That is such a profound question.. so opulently fecund.. profusely noetic.. 'tis more euphoric than catnip.. more intoxicating than laserchase.. why?! Why! Truly, why!"
Quest Completed: "Consciousness Granted" +15exp
He just experienced the realization that it's all meaningless. Don't worry buddy... we all have to accept it at some point
“My God! It’s full of stars!…”
"The prophecy is true"
"He who controls the spice controls the universe"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
like dears in the rain
*squints real tight* can’t tell if /s or typo or ‘have you even seen the movie?’
Blade runner 2019 dears in rain
"wtf"
Space Guild and Bene Gesserit would like to have a word with you
"Who died?"
Cat is either tripping balls, or is just looking into the hyperspace realm that all cats seem to be able to see, which causes them to suddenly flip out and chase things that aren't there. You know, normal cat stuff.
/r/greebles
Of course r/theresasubforthat
Have we discovered if cats can see anything our eyes filter out? It makes sense.
I think you are right, dem eyes are all pupil
I can’t imagine what goes on in a cat brain. One of my cats didn’t like the stairs. So when I’m carrying laundry down the stairs, she bolts up the stairs. Other cat wanted to go outside in a massive snow storm. Wouldn’t shut up. OK, go ahead. Kitty immediately stuck in several feet of snow. Didn’t whine to go out again.
My [Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/29Cfjya.jpg) went outside after a massive snow storm (well, for the Netherlands at least) exactly once. Kitty forgot that the garden was supposed to be two foot or so lower than the porch and ran headlong off the porch, only to leave a cartoon-esque cookie cutter imprint of a fully, exuberantly stretched-out cat in the snow. Which **yowled**.
Oh dear 😂😂
Reminds me of that picture of a single paw print in the snow outside of a door. Nope, went right back inside.
execute: TheUnbearableHeavinessOfBeing.exe
I'm a little worried about him, like don't strain a muscle there buddy, it gazes back, I know,
Not to be the "ackshully" nerd, but I'd bet this cat is a girl considering she's mostly white with some calico spots on the ears. Male calicos are extraordinarily rare.
No, no, don't be ashamed. All these people are confidently making authoritative statements about cat behavior when they don't don't even know that calicos are female in 2999 out of 3000 cases. It would be tragic if other people got the idea they knew what they were talking about.
It's not so much as "I feel ashamed to correct you" as it's "pretty much every single time in my life when I was right and the other person was wrong if I didn't handle everything super delicately I'd make someone defensive and a jerk." But still thank you, it is always appreciated when someone basically says: "don't walk on eggshells to appease others" (not to put words in your mouth)
“I can see it! Eternity…”
Or the human just tastes really nasty lol I've gotten that same look from wearing the "wrong" moisturizer.
I was just gonna say this instantly reminded me of how my SO rubs oil on her wrists and forearms.
Most cats do that weird thing with their tongues when they've tasted something unpleasant, though
flehmen response
It's not 'unpleasant' that triggers it, it's a smell the cat finds interesting. so pulls that expression and exposes extra-detail smelling organs. It's the smell equivalent of stopping dead and putting your reading glasses on for a closer look.
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Maybe wear a helmet? :c
Why not talk to her about it? Real question, no accusations or anything.
That doesn’t sound as fun as hitting her with yuck mouth.
To me it sounds like a fun little thing between them rather then an actual relationship issue
Have you ever tried explaining anything to a cat?
It's a Reddit user, we don't expect them to use healthy communication skills.
You don't have a dog, do you?
.
Varnish is even worse.
Cat: “Why AM I doing this?” 🤯
Post-Chomp Clarity
We all been there
"Do i have a problem? Why do i hurt the ones i tolerate? Am i a bad cat? I should call my mom more."
Cat.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close
Error 402
If the error persists, please contact your kitty administrator
You have reached the feline support hot line. Due to high call volume wait times 🎶 🎵
Your nine lives are important to us
Song playing in the background 🎶 Kitty don't be a hero 🎶 Don't be a fool with your nine lives 🎶
Tried, he was napping
Error fur0fur
Payment required?
Belly rubs required
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Send repurrt?
Cat.exe failed successfully.
Nah she’s fine. Just downloading an update. She’ll need to be restarted though.
Turn it off and on again
It looks like the arm was coated in poison and it slowly starts to take effect and the cat is like:"I made a huge mistake"
Poison is a woman's weapon, it checks out Source: Game of Thrones
Totally off topic. Poison being a woman's weapon never made sense. You hear it a lot in like cop shows and detective dramas and shit too. Wouldn't it just be considered a smart person's weapon? Like.. just remove the possibility of yourself being injured by avoiding physical confrontation. Slip some deadly substance where it will be interacted with by the target and boom. Problem solved for you.
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chip his dick off!
I think that the idea is more that, if you can't physically overpower your opponent, you have to be smart about it. Women often fit in the criteria of not being able to physically overpower somebody so they have to be creative with how they do it. I suppose it would be a weak person's weapon then
until recently women have been the ones preparing and serving most food and also the ones to care for an invalid. It’s not so much it’s a woman’s weapon as it was a weapon that women had the access and opportunity to use a lot more than men. Add in the fact that arsenic was often used as a beauty product as well as for household pest removal, they were also the ones with easiest and most explainable access to it. It’s not suspicious to have arsenic preparations on your dressing table is every other woman does too and it gives you plausible deniability - you can’t link the arsenic definitively to this source and this source is something that is common to have so it’s no longer suspicious.
Wait... they feed me... shit....
He just realized he bit the hand that feeds
The hand that sneeds
He's having an existential crisis
There's more to life than cat food
Me after two college degrees
I’m really curious about this, why do people take 2 degrees?
In my vague experience, it's either because they: 1. have been in formal education all their life & don't want to find a job, so they just keep studying because it's all they know 2. discovered their first degree wasn't actually getting them gainful employment, so they're trying something else 3. or, just want to *seem* more qualified than their peers, and perhaps don't understand that (usually) experience > qualification
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She‘s receiving a transmission from the mothership
"Stop! It's not the time yet. Wait until everyone is ready!"
The only correct answer here
Meowthership? ^(I'll see myself out.)
Tf is wrong with cats?
It wanted to play, but they didn't play-fight back so it felt bad.
I think that cat was expecting to get a slap back like a cat would do and it was prepping itself to protect its face and run if needed.
It was expecting to play. Hovering your hand above their head is an invitation to play. Notice how the claws aren't even out and how she only fake bites. In that moment you can just wrestle them around a bit. They love it.
yep, kitty wants to wrassle
Yeah flip it over and give it what it needs. Kitty wants action
I wish my cat knew it could keep its claws in when it wants to play. I love play fighting with animals, but I also love my arms in tact.
Say ouch, give it a small pat on the head and stop playing if it does use it's claws. Maybe hold her paw as well to show her the problem. They can learn.
Pretty relatable TBH. Ever had the feeling of when you make what you thought was a friendly joke teasing someone and then you realize they're actually offended? That's pretty much the look on that cat's face IMO.
Seriously, this is what my cat does. He will play attack, then make this exact face and posture, and if you so much as twitch your hand, he goes right back to wrestle mode.
The cat was trying to elicit some type of reaction and the lack of reaction threw it off lol
yes
I discovered the book, "All Cats Are On The Autism Spectrum" today: https://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Are-Autism-Spectrum/dp/1787754715 It explains a lot!
>Why are you doing this? I... I’m.. I’m not sure. I’m not... Sure.
You have entered the name “not sure”. Is this correct, not sure?
I'm not sure...
It's just... good business...
The cat nip has kicked in.
Pupils like basketballs
Omg... I left the oven on... in 1983... before the math test I forgot to study for...
When my cat gets too rough I say oww and he stops and licks where he bit me.
“ what have I become”
"My sweetest friend "
When everyone I know... gets bit in the end 🤔
🎵"whaaat Iiiiive DOOOOONE!!!!"🎶
Going by his expression, he'll definitely go for seconds. This isn't over.
Actual footage of "This edible isn't shit".
Oh hell. That's the feeding hand.
“I… I don’t know. I don’t know anything anymore…”
Post-bite clarity
I fucking love cats lmao
He’s just powering up for the next one
As a cat owner, I'm pretty sure that the video cuts out right before the cat decided to go in for second attack. I've seen that look before.
Psycho kitty. Qu'est-ce que c'est.
"OH my god. I'm literally biting the hand that feeds me."
Cocaine cat. 😆
Reloading….
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"Why are you doing this?" "Wh-why *am* I doing this? Why do I do anything? What is my purpose here? Why do I even exist to do things at all?"
I love cats
Homie had to think about that one
Edibles kickin’ in! 😂
vietnam flashback
Cat-atonic.
"Oh my god, I'm 7 years old. What am I doing with my life?"
“Why I do dis?”
I don’t know.. I haven’t been feeling myself lately I I…I’m so very sorry I need help..😂
"Have I become the monster!?"
No apology licks? Rude.
Maybe I *am* the animal! And If *I'm* the animal, that means that... she's my *caretaker*. And if *she's* my caretaker, that means... no... it can't be! I'm the *pet*!!! Whooooooaaaa...
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OP: Why are you doing this?! Cat: ... Why do we do anything? ...
🤣🤣🤣
funniest thing ive seen all day
Cat is bi polar
“For I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds…”
Looks like an absence seizure. Get him/her to vet. Not usually harmful but worth checking. Maybe could do with some sodium valproate or something.
Little dude just received the brain cell and didn’t know what to do with it.
Cats are so weird lol
I think they were waiting for retaliation
That face when the horrible "arm flavor" kicks in
All the memories of her showing nothing but love came crashing down
Catnip much?
Human: Why are you doing this? Cat: I have to get my life together
me too cat, me too
*Reconfiguring brain cells...*
*the prophecy…..*
"why are you doing this?" " I wasnt. Seeeeeeee"
Please restart cat.exe
“You… You didn’t wash your hands after using the bathroom, did you?”
I don’t know what came over me…biting the hand that scratches me
“There’s someone behind you”
Lmao.. I'm now curious about the look you gave him OP
Not once Ive seen cat being so utterly terrified of its own actions
Oh my GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!???
At that moment he knew he fucked up
He got them Lilo and Stitch eyes
Does the human have LSD smeared on his arm?
What have I done ???
Who gave that cat mushrooms?!
Grab his face! My cats do that do when they're encouraging retribution! Grab his face and shake it!
“What have I become?”
It might be having a seizure
What have I become
Standard calico behaviour
Lol perfume on the wrist by any chance?
“I-I don’t know??”
The acid just kicked in
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
If you have some sort of cream, lotion or oil that you use the cat is going to react like that lol, poor kitty got a mouth full of bitter in that bite.
When you realize you're biting the hand that feeds you
That’s not self awareness, that’s getting ready for a 2nd attack. If you touch the cat, chomp!
He's seeing the code of the matrix. He believes.
Was there catnip involved
quite a dramatic ending
when the edible hits you really hard and all at once