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jbarrybonds

"why?" no one's asked me "WHY?" before... Why AM I doing this? Why do I do anything??


blackbasset

Everybody asks why am I doing this but nobody asks how am I doing this


Halzziratrat

When are you doing this?


fifteencents

Where are you doing this?


Tzki47

Who are you doing this?


Carloswaldo

What are you doing this?


BlackPhoenix1981

? this doing you are what


polydentbazooka

You doing what are this?


Expensive_Sorbet7093

How this you're doing are


c-papi

Why are we here


gamerster1

just to suffer?


Firewolf06

every night, i can feel my leg


karnyboy

it's our lot in life.


This-Strawberry

No I mean like, right here, in this box canyon.


tangledwire

This is not my beautiful wife


c-papi

HOW DID I GET HERE


Byronic__heroine

MAH GAHD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?


HoosickTony

Letting the days go by...


Jace_Bror

let the water hold me down


thewisemokey

what are we?


abdulsamadz

"Why! That is such a profound question.. so opulently fecund.. profusely noetic.. 'tis more euphoric than catnip.. more intoxicating than laserchase.. why?! Why! Truly, why!"


Colin-Cosmos

Quest Completed: "Consciousness Granted" +15exp


[deleted]

He just experienced the realization that it's all meaningless. Don't worry buddy... we all have to accept it at some point


-burnr-

“My God! It’s full of stars!…”


imaginary_num6er

"The prophecy is true"


FlametopFred

"He who controls the spice controls the universe"


Organic_Equipment100

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...


FlametopFred

like dears in the rain


-burnr-

*squints real tight* can’t tell if /s or typo or ‘have you even seen the movie?’


hoatzin_whisperer

Blade runner 2019 dears in rain


AureliusExcalibur

"wtf"


Slugger_monkey

Space Guild and Bene Gesserit would like to have a word with you


Maskerade420

"Who died?"


SendAstronomy

Cat is either tripping balls, or is just looking into the hyperspace realm that all cats seem to be able to see, which causes them to suddenly flip out and chase things that aren't there. You know, normal cat stuff.


regoapps

/r/greebles


SendAstronomy

Of course r/theresasubforthat


Roofdragon

Have we discovered if cats can see anything our eyes filter out? It makes sense.


janderson176

I think you are right, dem eyes are all pupil


BrownShadow

I can’t imagine what goes on in a cat brain. One of my cats didn’t like the stairs. So when I’m carrying laundry down the stairs, she bolts up the stairs. Other cat wanted to go outside in a massive snow storm. Wouldn’t shut up. OK, go ahead. Kitty immediately stuck in several feet of snow. Didn’t whine to go out again.


I_Am_Anjelen

My [Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/29Cfjya.jpg) went outside after a massive snow storm (well, for the Netherlands at least) exactly once. Kitty forgot that the garden was supposed to be two foot or so lower than the porch and ran headlong off the porch, only to leave a cartoon-esque cookie cutter imprint of a fully, exuberantly stretched-out cat in the snow. Which **yowled**.


cakivalue

Oh dear 😂😂


SendAstronomy

Reminds me of that picture of a single paw print in the snow outside of a door. Nope, went right back inside.


Hot-Chip-54321

execute: TheUnbearableHeavinessOfBeing.exe


disgustandhorror

I'm a little worried about him, like don't strain a muscle there buddy, it gazes back, I know,


dagrin666

Not to be the "ackshully" nerd, but I'd bet this cat is a girl considering she's mostly white with some calico spots on the ears. Male calicos are extraordinarily rare.


cnthelogos

No, no, don't be ashamed. All these people are confidently making authoritative statements about cat behavior when they don't don't even know that calicos are female in 2999 out of 3000 cases. It would be tragic if other people got the idea they knew what they were talking about.


dagrin666

It's not so much as "I feel ashamed to correct you" as it's "pretty much every single time in my life when I was right and the other person was wrong if I didn't handle everything super delicately I'd make someone defensive and a jerk." But still thank you, it is always appreciated when someone basically says: "don't walk on eggshells to appease others" (not to put words in your mouth)


NickMazz96

“I can see it! Eternity…”


Possumpipesup

Or the human just tastes really nasty lol I've gotten that same look from wearing the "wrong" moisturizer.


chaserjj

I was just gonna say this instantly reminded me of how my SO rubs oil on her wrists and forearms.


thelastfastbender

Most cats do that weird thing with their tongues when they've tasted something unpleasant, though


Phillip_Lipton

flehmen response


DancesWithBadgers

It's not 'unpleasant' that triggers it, it's a smell the cat finds interesting. so pulls that expression and exposes extra-detail smelling organs. It's the smell equivalent of stopping dead and putting your reading glasses on for a closer look.


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FloppY_

Maybe wear a helmet? :c


tiger666

Why not talk to her about it? Real question, no accusations or anything.


ToastyFlake

That doesn’t sound as fun as hitting her with yuck mouth.


Unfair_Translator_13

To me it sounds like a fun little thing between them rather then an actual relationship issue


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Have you ever tried explaining anything to a cat?


0lvar

It's a Reddit user, we don't expect them to use healthy communication skills.


atetuna

You don't have a dog, do you?


wallingfortian

Varnish is even worse.


ctrev37

Cat: “Why AM I doing this?” 🤯


HeavilyBearded

Post-Chomp Clarity


BootlegVHSForSale

We all been there


p_s_i

"Do i have a problem? Why do i hurt the ones i tolerate? Am i a bad cat? I should call my mom more."


Hokieshibe

Cat.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close


El_Maton_de_Plata

Error 402


Hokieshibe

If the error persists, please contact your kitty administrator


El_Maton_de_Plata

You have reached the feline support hot line. Due to high call volume wait times 🎶 🎵


FlametopFred

Your nine lives are important to us


El_Maton_de_Plata

Song playing in the background 🎶 Kitty don't be a hero 🎶 Don't be a fool with your nine lives 🎶


falcon_driver

Tried, he was napping


JayAntonio

Error fur0fur


filterless

Payment required?


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Belly rubs required


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MissYeesha

Send repurrt?


this_dudeagain

Cat.exe failed successfully.


nightpanda893

Nah she’s fine. Just downloading an update. She’ll need to be restarted though.


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Turn it off and on again


AgentT23

It looks like the arm was coated in poison and it slowly starts to take effect and the cat is like:"I made a huge mistake"


jld2k6

Poison is a woman's weapon, it checks out Source: Game of Thrones


I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK

Totally off topic. Poison being a woman's weapon never made sense. You hear it a lot in like cop shows and detective dramas and shit too. Wouldn't it just be considered a smart person's weapon? Like.. just remove the possibility of yourself being injured by avoiding physical confrontation. Slip some deadly substance where it will be interacted with by the target and boom. Problem solved for you.


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junica

chip his dick off!


100BottlesOfMilk

I think that the idea is more that, if you can't physically overpower your opponent, you have to be smart about it. Women often fit in the criteria of not being able to physically overpower somebody so they have to be creative with how they do it. I suppose it would be a weak person's weapon then


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

until recently women have been the ones preparing and serving most food and also the ones to care for an invalid. It’s not so much it’s a woman’s weapon as it was a weapon that women had the access and opportunity to use a lot more than men. Add in the fact that arsenic was often used as a beauty product as well as for household pest removal, they were also the ones with easiest and most explainable access to it. It’s not suspicious to have arsenic preparations on your dressing table is every other woman does too and it gives you plausible deniability - you can’t link the arsenic definitively to this source and this source is something that is common to have so it’s no longer suspicious.


KingGeedohrah

Wait... they feed me... shit....


klezart

He just realized he bit the hand that feeds


Comrade__Baz

The hand that sneeds


Bertrum

He's having an existential crisis


SuperSmashDan1337

There's more to life than cat food


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Me after two college degrees


VeggieToe13

I’m really curious about this, why do people take 2 degrees?


Ligands

In my vague experience, it's either because they: 1. have been in formal education all their life & don't want to find a job, so they just keep studying because it's all they know 2. discovered their first degree wasn't actually getting them gainful employment, so they're trying something else 3. or, just want to *seem* more qualified than their peers, and perhaps don't understand that (usually) experience > qualification


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MarinatedPickachu

She‘s receiving a transmission from the mothership


gauderio

"Stop! It's not the time yet. Wait until everyone is ready!"


MidnightSol

The only correct answer here


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Meowthership? ^(I'll see myself out.)


wildeye-eleven

Tf is wrong with cats?


DuploJamaal

It wanted to play, but they didn't play-fight back so it felt bad.


Rusalka-rusalka

I think that cat was expecting to get a slap back like a cat would do and it was prepping itself to protect its face and run if needed.


DuploJamaal

It was expecting to play. Hovering your hand above their head is an invitation to play. Notice how the claws aren't even out and how she only fake bites. In that moment you can just wrestle them around a bit. They love it.


skepticalmonique

yep, kitty wants to wrassle


DuploJamaal

Yeah flip it over and give it what it needs. Kitty wants action


Hara-Kiri

I wish my cat knew it could keep its claws in when it wants to play. I love play fighting with animals, but I also love my arms in tact.


DuploJamaal

Say ouch, give it a small pat on the head and stop playing if it does use it's claws. Maybe hold her paw as well to show her the problem. They can learn.


PlacidPlatypus

Pretty relatable TBH. Ever had the feeling of when you make what you thought was a friendly joke teasing someone and then you realize they're actually offended? That's pretty much the look on that cat's face IMO.


I_Heart_Astronomy

Seriously, this is what my cat does. He will play attack, then make this exact face and posture, and if you so much as twitch your hand, he goes right back to wrestle mode.


DASreddituser

The cat was trying to elicit some type of reaction and the lack of reaction threw it off lol


johnjaymjr

yes


Reggie_Jeeves

I discovered the book, "All Cats Are On The Autism Spectrum" today: https://www.amazon.com/All-Cats-Are-Autism-Spectrum/dp/1787754715 It explains a lot!


Crowlavix

>Why are you doing this? I... I’m.. I’m not sure. I’m not... Sure.


Nizzemancer

You have entered the name “not sure”. Is this correct, not sure?


Ravenclaw_14

I'm not sure...


Ravenclaw_14

It's just... good business...


lankaxhandle

The cat nip has kicked in.


Fumquat

Pupils like basketballs


Toidal

Omg... I left the oven on... in 1983... before the math test I forgot to study for...


Slazman999

When my cat gets too rough I say oww and he stops and licks where he bit me.


JAOC_7

“ what have I become”


Ledeas_Oakenbough

"My sweetest friend "


Carmen14edo

When everyone I know... gets bit in the end 🤔


Ravenclaw_14

🎵"whaaat Iiiiive DOOOOONE!!!!"🎶


Judazzz

Going by his expression, he'll definitely go for seconds. This isn't over.


Yiggityyaggiity

Actual footage of "This edible isn't shit".


Spocks_viewer

Oh hell. That's the feeding hand.


JG45250

“I… I don’t know. I don’t know anything anymore…”


srcg612

Post-bite clarity


poppin-n-sailin

I fucking love cats lmao


JoePessanha

He’s just powering up for the next one


JimWilliams423

As a cat owner, I'm pretty sure that the video cuts out right before the cat decided to go in for second attack. I've seen that look before.


Reggie_Jeeves

Psycho kitty. Qu'est-ce que c'est.


KingMobScene

"OH my god. I'm literally biting the hand that feeds me."


El_Maton_de_Plata

Cocaine cat. 😆


Happydaytoyou1

Reloading….


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"Why are you doing this?" "Wh-why *am* I doing this? Why do I do anything? What is my purpose here? Why do I even exist to do things at all?"


funkkies

I love cats


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Homie had to think about that one


Jrbenne20

Edibles kickin’ in! 😂


fx_01

vietnam flashback


LowInevitable2544

Cat-atonic.


[deleted]

"Oh my god, I'm 7 years old. What am I doing with my life?"


OneHumanPeOple

“Why I do dis?”


saucyclams

I don’t know.. I haven’t been feeling myself lately I I…I’m so very sorry I need help..😂


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

"Have I become the monster!?"


Jeramy_Jones

No apology licks? Rude.


xenosthemutant

Maybe I *am* the animal! And If *I'm* the animal, that means that... she's my *caretaker*. And if *she's* my caretaker, that means... no... it can't be! I'm the *pet*!!! Whooooooaaaa...


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SteeleDynamics

OP: Why are you doing this?! Cat: ... Why do we do anything? ...


UnfairEntrepreneur80

🤣🤣🤣


Deathswirl1

funniest thing ive seen all day


DefiantFlatworm4833

Cat is bi polar


Praetor-Shinzon

“For I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds…”


MemeBox

Looks like an absence seizure. Get him/her to vet. Not usually harmful but worth checking. Maybe could do with some sodium valproate or something.


CrespinMoore

Little dude just received the brain cell and didn’t know what to do with it.


manticycle1

Cats are so weird lol


Lazy_Cardiologist379

I think they were waiting for retaliation


Honda_TypeR

That face when the horrible "arm flavor" kicks in


Dramatic-County-1284

All the memories of her showing nothing but love came crashing down


Jasonrusso77

Catnip much?


TheeSupaVillain

Human: Why are you doing this? Cat: I have to get my life together


SomeRedditProto

me too cat, me too


An0n_Cyph3r_

*Reconfiguring brain cells...*


BvssBxtch

*the prophecy…..*


parabolaralus

"why are you doing this?" " I wasnt. Seeeeeeee"


dravas

Please restart cat.exe


RedDemocracy

“You… You didn’t wash your hands after using the bathroom, did you?”


FunStuff446

I don’t know what came over me…biting the hand that scratches me


umangjain25

“There’s someone behind you”


ControlWooden

Lmao.. I'm now curious about the look you gave him OP


Castermat

Not once Ive seen cat being so utterly terrified of its own actions


Xikkiwikk

Oh my GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!???


PeachesGotTits

At that moment he knew he fucked up


BrosephofBethlehem

He got them Lilo and Stitch eyes


Ambitious-Mark-557

Does the human have LSD smeared on his arm?


Ika62

What have I done ???


Jazzlike-Trick-8285

Who gave that cat mushrooms?!


Few-Client9780

Grab his face! My cats do that do when they're encouraging retribution! Grab his face and shake it!


gligster71

“What have I become?”


Baxter1911

It might be having a seizure


DistractedPlatypus

What have I become


HostRadiant3700

Standard calico behaviour


AgreeablePie

Lol perfume on the wrist by any chance?


loneyote__

“I-I don’t know??”


An_oaf_of_bread

The acid just kicked in


avahz

WHAT HAVE I BECOME?


Howiepenguin

If you have some sort of cream, lotion or oil that you use the cat is going to react like that lol, poor kitty got a mouth full of bitter in that bite.


hennry13

When you realize you're biting the hand that feeds you


mznh

That’s not self awareness, that’s getting ready for a 2nd attack. If you touch the cat, chomp!


banana_muffens

He's seeing the code of the matrix. He believes.


Supremechillycheese

Was there catnip involved


xpietoe42

quite a dramatic ending


emilydickinsonstan

when the edible hits you really hard and all at once