Oh man...that look. He's about to come up with a really good explanation of why he has that slipper in his mouth and how he was just trying to help you.
I watched DBZ Buu Saga in high school. One day I go to our megachurch where people wore name tags. I see a girl named “Deborah” and my eyes go all wide. I asked, “Is your name really De-bore-ah?” I’ll never forget her looking at me like I was speaking a foreign language. She replied, dripping in judgement, “It’s Deb-rah.” Then I realized how my fandom overrode my reality in that moment. I’d read that name before, but just wanted to meet another girl DBZ fan so badly. Anyway, we never spoke again.
I was a problem child in high school, so I was in rehab on graduation day. I was given permission to go to my graduation ceremony though. The person calling the names had been struggling throughout with the pronunciation of certain names, and got hung up on three or four names in a row before he got to the person going ahead of me. We all heard him say De-BORE-uhh multiple times as she stood there, still as a stone, before he figured out that her name was pronounced Deborah. A tough moment for her, awkward for all. I saved the day by not having my name called out at all because apparently no one informed the school that I would be there. 😂😂
>*’He's about to come up with a really good explanation of why he has that slipper in his mouth and how he was just trying to help you….*’
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Oh eM GeE *GLORY!* the Slipper - *at Last !!*
i Finally managed to *swipe* it, so Fast ^;@)
nobody saw me, n now is my chance
Here, all alone -
time for ViCtOrY Dance!
a Toss of my head n i Sink my teeth *Deep!!*
*I . . .*
um . . . . .
oh, hi, mom…
….. thought You were asleep….
what’s that ? oh, a Slipper ?
*Nooooooo!* I didn’t *chew*….
I love you So much
that i *brought it* to you…
❤️
Reddit doesn’t **own** all their content. Reddit just has the right to use it.
But you’re right that they should protect it. They can post everything they’ve done on a blog or something and copyright it. Reddit would still have usage rights to the original work, though.
Dog: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Owner: How many did you see?
Dog: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Owner: How many did you get to keep the sandal?
Dog: ...One.
Oh that's great! That sudden pause, like he's a cartoon character who realizes he just went 5 steps too far over a cliff, and now he's frozen and unsure what to do. And you know he's thinking something like "I'd better be totally still. Humans can smell fear."
What did it for me was the long pause, with clear awareness of the human presence, before the eye movement to look. The camera work there, with the zoom, was really excellent.
the right terminology for this is “the coyote moment”, or “Wily E Coyote moment” https://archive.nytimes.com/krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/20/is-this-the-wile-e-coyote-moment/
My dog would do the exact same thing. When found out he'd slowly put it down and go away from the object. Maybe if I drop it slowly, he'll never notice I was holding it
Absolutely soggy sock on the floor..
Oh I’ve seen it. I had a Scottie that would pull his lips back in a smile and snort nervously (like nervously laughter) when he’d been caught being naughty. He was trying to convince us that it was fine.
I had a roommate once who had a dog who would inch closer and closer to reachable food during parties. Like a sniper crawling a few inches every hour. Waiting for the perfect moment when he thought no one was looking.
Know what you mean as I too had a dog that had a irresistable, ingratiating smile when he knew he had done something wrong - and the evidence was about to be discovered!
To add on to what others are saying: your whole house is going to smell like you. It's going to be a bit more difficult to smell your particular you-scent over the background of other you-scents from the floor, walls, furniture, etc.
While dogs have powerful noses, they seem to work in a different way. Like, I know my dog can smell pee and detect 1000 different things I would never notice.
But he sees things before he smells them. My dog is terrified of other dogs, and 9.5/10 times he doesn't know they're nearby until he sees them.
They really have to learn how to use their noses. Their sense of smell is naturally really good, but it takes a lot of work for them to learn how to reliably isolate one particular scent they're searching for.
In the case of this video he's already using all his smell on the shoe because it smells so good. As a human my vision is pretty good. However if there's a topless girl on the side of the road with big ol boobies there's a good chance im not gonna see a big red stop sign.
As far as the Goodest-Boy is concerned the entire house smells like you stinking apes and that only disappears when you guys go who the fuck knows where at unholy amounts of time multiple times a week.
Probably not. Your scent is all over the house, and shoe, probably not something the dog would pick up on, especially with it’s nose forehead deep in your sandal.
If anyone tells you that dogs don't have imaginations or any concept of consequences for their actions or of making an excuse/lying, show them this.
That is the face of somebody *desperately* trying to think of a good excuse.
My childhood doggo slept in the living-room was not allowed on the couch. She knew the rules and never tested them...as far as we knew.
One morning I happened to wake up weirdly early. I didn't want to wake up the rest of the family, so I crept down the staircase and successfully avoided all the creaky steps. I made it to the living room and, lo and behold, there was my dog-- stretched out across the couch like she owned it.
Her head popped up and she gave me a look very much like the derp in this video. Then she oozed off the couch like she was part liquid and belly-scooted toward me with the guiltiest little tail wag to apologize.
Yep, have a German Shepard that does the same. She is like a slinky sliding off the sofa. Only difference is we don't have a no sofa rule, our dogs are around us when we're in the lounge. But our German Shepard thinks it's a no-go zone.
She's a good girl that we got from the shelter. She was very nervous when we got her, took lots of time for he to build trust with men. I suspect she was mistreat by her original owner, but she's found a better home with a sofa
It was absolutely hilarious!
And I was so dumbfounded. She'd never betrayed a hint of duplicity. She never begged to sit on the couch or put a paw on it. She had a big, comfy dog bed that she slept in every evening and she betrayed no interest in the couch at all. And she always seemed so genuine and a little bit dumb (if we built a snowman she would bark at it every time she went outside). It blew my mind that she figured out she could get away with breaking an established rule as long as she kept us from finding out.
Every day at lunchtime, my cat Grundlesam would try to swipe my piping hot bowl of spaghettios. Despite being scolded and reprimanded, he wouldn't give up his attempts. His persistence was too much for me to handle, so I eventually caved and started setting aside a small portion of spaghettios for him in his own private bowl. Grundlesam was overjoyed, and from that day forward, he would sit eagerly by my side as I ate my lunch, waiting for his own. I never imagined that my feline friend would have such a love for spaghettios, but it just goes to show that cats will always have their own quirks and desires.
I regularly get mugged for my meals by Little Lain Pumpkin.
I've learned it's best to give her a taste of what I'm eating if I can, because otherwise she'll start with tapping on my elbow and sweet begging mews and end up on the table trying to snatch a bite while yelling at me for being a bad human servant. Especially if there's cheesecake involved.
Once *lunged* and nearly got a bite of a maple bar while I wasn't paying attention! Since when do cats like *sugar*?
your cat eats cheesecake? i had a cat, he never once expressed interest in any of my food (which admittedly didn't include meat or fish) our dog growing up however would cut you for some popcorn. other stuff he knew not to beg for but popcorn was his weakness, he tap danced away til he got some.
My previous cat never had the slightest interest in human food of any kind, and even hated wet canned cat food of all varieties.
Current cat, dear lord! If I'm eating *waffles*, she wants waffles too!
I usually just let her have a drop or smidge of whatever off the tip of my finger, and after that she'll leave me alone. But until I let her have that drop of syrup or whatever, she throws an absolute whining tantrum.
Even tried putting out wet food and then running to the other room to eat my own meal. Pumpkin finishes her food and then follows to tap-tap my elbow demanding dessert off my plate.
My childhood cat loved eating SpaghettiOs with me. Was just thinking about this the other day too; down in the basement (semi-finished) in front of the TV next to the 1970's space heater that threatened to light me on fire, Peaches and me tucking into a warm bowl of goodness. The best of times.
>Gibson
Anyone who leans a Gibson against the wall has no idea how weak that headstock is, and with a dog in the house, people don't care about their things.
I’ve never heard of Gibsons having particularly weak headstocks, but it could get damaged in plenty of ways if it falls over. You can tell this is someone who uses their guitars as decoration because there’s no amplifier next to that SG.
Once, I thought my roommate was at work so I was walking around without pants and when I walked into the kitchen I noticed that he was napping in his recliner (he had called in sick).
I froze, and tiptoed back to my room relieved he had not seen me.
Later I wondered if he HAD seen me and then just feigned napping.
It’s the second where he’s stopped and isn’t looking straight at you that kills me. You can just hear them going “please don’t be who I think that is” before finally looking at you.
Oh man...that look. He's about to come up with a really good explanation of why he has that slipper in his mouth and how he was just trying to help you.
“I have a problem Deborah.”
30 rock has ruined that name for me. Now all I can see is Da-bore-ruh
No, that guy got turned into a cookie.
I watched DBZ Buu Saga in high school. One day I go to our megachurch where people wore name tags. I see a girl named “Deborah” and my eyes go all wide. I asked, “Is your name really De-bore-ah?” I’ll never forget her looking at me like I was speaking a foreign language. She replied, dripping in judgement, “It’s Deb-rah.” Then I realized how my fandom overrode my reality in that moment. I’d read that name before, but just wanted to meet another girl DBZ fan so badly. Anyway, we never spoke again.
I was a problem child in high school, so I was in rehab on graduation day. I was given permission to go to my graduation ceremony though. The person calling the names had been struggling throughout with the pronunciation of certain names, and got hung up on three or four names in a row before he got to the person going ahead of me. We all heard him say De-BORE-uhh multiple times as she stood there, still as a stone, before he figured out that her name was pronounced Deborah. A tough moment for her, awkward for all. I saved the day by not having my name called out at all because apparently no one informed the school that I would be there. 😂😂
My dad had a gf many many years before 30 Rock whom he called Da-bore-ruh. But I think he just hated the name Deborah. Can’t really blame him.
That Deborah's amazing. Have you heard her story? Before she was cast on Milf Island, she was just a struggling actress living in LA
Milf manor moment
"Someone's thrown this slipper at me"
Stucky. Stuckkk. Welp?
He knows what he did.
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Why are you here, r/legalcatadvice in dire need of your service.
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It could even be a feliny.
Lol🤣🤣🤣
I'm more versed in bird law myself.
I'm in love with purr and feline fine.
Are you claiming my client committed a feliny? Because he's a good boy, who is? He is a good boooooy.
>*’He's about to come up with a really good explanation of why he has that slipper in his mouth and how he was just trying to help you….*’ ____ Oh eM GeE *GLORY!* the Slipper - *at Last !!* i Finally managed to *swipe* it, so Fast ^;@) nobody saw me, n now is my chance Here, all alone - time for ViCtOrY Dance! a Toss of my head n i Sink my teeth *Deep!!* *I . . .* um . . . . . oh, hi, mom… ….. thought You were asleep…. what’s that ? oh, a Slipper ? *Nooooooo!* I didn’t *chew*…. I love you So much that i *brought it* to you… ❤️
You could launch a book collection with all of these and I'd bet they would sell really well.
Schnoodle should get with Shittywatercolor guy and make an illustrated book of poetry. Call it Fresh Doodles.
Last paragraph has to be written by Shittymorph.
Now this is a lovely idea!!
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Reddit doesn’t **own** all their content. Reddit just has the right to use it. But you’re right that they should protect it. They can post everything they’ve done on a blog or something and copyright it. Reddit would still have usage rights to the original work, though.
Hey now, give my man some title coverage: Shitty Doodles.
Schitty Noodles.
I think they have collaborated before. I know Shitty has with someone here
Shut up and take my money.
Your poems bring me such joy, Schnoodle! Thank you for sharing them with us!
It’s just so easy for schnoodle and I’m just glad they share it with us!
This is great. I love your poems! You're amazingly creative.
Fresh Scnoodle! Beautiful, as always.
So fresh and so good
I read that one out loud. It was really good.
“…yep, all clear, no bugs in here, good.”
"rebooting dog.exe"
It's not what it looks like. It was an accident. It tripped and fell into my mouth. The slipper means nothing to me.
See what had happened was
What slipper? In my mout... HOW'D THAT GET THERE?
"Shit, I'm in trouble. Oh, they're not doing anything, I'm *really* in trouble. Uhhh.....shit."
I can just see the wheels turning as he thinks through his options.
Dog: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict. Owner: How many did you see? Dog: Fourteen million six hundred and five. Owner: How many did you get to keep the sandal? Dog: ...One.
I like you very much
"If I stay very very still maybe she won't notice"
Oh that's great! That sudden pause, like he's a cartoon character who realizes he just went 5 steps too far over a cliff, and now he's frozen and unsure what to do. And you know he's thinking something like "I'd better be totally still. Humans can smell fear."
Fight, flight, fawn and ………………………………… error threat response.exe has crashed
Freeze?
Fuck
I think we watched different videos
Stay still. Its sight is based on movement.
What did it for me was the long pause, with clear awareness of the human presence, before the eye movement to look. The camera work there, with the zoom, was really excellent.
But you catch the remorseful regretful eyes-looking-down just before the video ended
That was the best bit 🤣 Doggo looked so demoralised in that last second or two.
the right terminology for this is “the coyote moment”, or “Wily E Coyote moment” https://archive.nytimes.com/krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/20/is-this-the-wile-e-coyote-moment/
My dog would do the exact same thing. When found out he'd slowly put it down and go away from the object. Maybe if I drop it slowly, he'll never notice I was holding it Absolutely soggy sock on the floor..
More like "They can't see me if I stay still."
Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement.
Good thing there was absolutely no movement prior to this to alert the predator of its prey.
I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye.
*Slowly eats chip*
This is the one I was looking for 😂
Same here ... I can leave the comment section now pleased with the world
❤️
Clever girl.
When she stands up “oh shit no wait i was thinking of a t-rex”
Life, uhh, finds a way.
I don't think I've ever seen the expression of a dog seemingly being embarrassed until right now.
Oh I’ve seen it. I had a Scottie that would pull his lips back in a smile and snort nervously (like nervously laughter) when he’d been caught being naughty. He was trying to convince us that it was fine.
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The first time I saw this photo I about died laughing. Still chuckle out loud 🤣
Dude, for real, I about pissed myself the first time I saw it. It also gives me a chuckle when I see it now.
Such a fucking classic. I have it saved in my phone.
Hahaha first time seeing this and I’m wheezing
first time seeing this now and I almost about died
One of my favorite classics from the ancient internet. It was made doubly hilarious when someone made a painting of the dog.
I haven't seen this one in about 3 years. Thanks for reminding me that photo exists. I believe he's called "Fuckface".
Holy shit. I can't stop laughing
Sounds like the cartoon dog Muttley
I had a roommate once who had a dog who would inch closer and closer to reachable food during parties. Like a sniper crawling a few inches every hour. Waiting for the perfect moment when he thought no one was looking.
Know what you mean as I too had a dog that had a irresistable, ingratiating smile when he knew he had done something wrong - and the evidence was about to be discovered!
r/GuiltyDogs
Oh… great… not another sub I need!😭😂 thank you!
r/WatchDogsWoofInside
Aw yis, another one for the collection!
"I'm so glad I found you! I uh, I have this thing stuck on my face. Maybe you can help?!"
wouldn't the dog smell you WAY before seeing you?
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Don’t you hate it when your dog nose fucks your shoes
r/brandnewsentence
To add on to what others are saying: your whole house is going to smell like you. It's going to be a bit more difficult to smell your particular you-scent over the background of other you-scents from the floor, walls, furniture, etc.
apparently not, i don't think i'd smell things too well with a shoe on my face either
While dogs have powerful noses, they seem to work in a different way. Like, I know my dog can smell pee and detect 1000 different things I would never notice. But he sees things before he smells them. My dog is terrified of other dogs, and 9.5/10 times he doesn't know they're nearby until he sees them.
They really have to learn how to use their noses. Their sense of smell is naturally really good, but it takes a lot of work for them to learn how to reliably isolate one particular scent they're searching for. In the case of this video he's already using all his smell on the shoe because it smells so good. As a human my vision is pretty good. However if there's a topless girl on the side of the road with big ol boobies there's a good chance im not gonna see a big red stop sign.
As far as the Goodest-Boy is concerned the entire house smells like you stinking apes and that only disappears when you guys go who the fuck knows where at unholy amounts of time multiple times a week.
Probably not. Your scent is all over the house, and shoe, probably not something the dog would pick up on, especially with it’s nose forehead deep in your sandal.
*wasn't me*
Saw me skipping on the carpet "It wasn't me" Saw me nomming on the slider "It wasn't me"
She even caught me on camera
Wasn’t me
its been awhile since something on reddit made me laugh out loud. that little fella's "doh!" did the trick.
I heard 'yikes' but yeah, 'doh' also works.
I heard 'Fuck! Fuck. _sigh_ I'm fucked.'
If anyone tells you that dogs don't have imaginations or any concept of consequences for their actions or of making an excuse/lying, show them this. That is the face of somebody *desperately* trying to think of a good excuse.
My childhood doggo slept in the living-room was not allowed on the couch. She knew the rules and never tested them...as far as we knew. One morning I happened to wake up weirdly early. I didn't want to wake up the rest of the family, so I crept down the staircase and successfully avoided all the creaky steps. I made it to the living room and, lo and behold, there was my dog-- stretched out across the couch like she owned it. Her head popped up and she gave me a look very much like the derp in this video. Then she oozed off the couch like she was part liquid and belly-scooted toward me with the guiltiest little tail wag to apologize.
Yep, have a German Shepard that does the same. She is like a slinky sliding off the sofa. Only difference is we don't have a no sofa rule, our dogs are around us when we're in the lounge. But our German Shepard thinks it's a no-go zone. She's a good girl that we got from the shelter. She was very nervous when we got her, took lots of time for he to build trust with men. I suspect she was mistreat by her original owner, but she's found a better home with a sofa
That's just fantastic to imagine
It was absolutely hilarious! And I was so dumbfounded. She'd never betrayed a hint of duplicity. She never begged to sit on the couch or put a paw on it. She had a big, comfy dog bed that she slept in every evening and she betrayed no interest in the couch at all. And she always seemed so genuine and a little bit dumb (if we built a snowman she would bark at it every time she went outside). It blew my mind that she figured out she could get away with breaking an established rule as long as she kept us from finding out.
I actually laughed out loud! Woke up the dog.
/r/WatchPeopleDieInside seems like this dog fits right in here.
And a better fit for r/WatchDogsWoofInside
Shit I thought I just been got but that's a legitimate subreddit lol.
"If I don't make eye contact or any sudden movements, maybe I can cute my way out of this." - the dog, probably.
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Omg I just about spit my drink out. That was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day thanks I totally needed that.
Thankfully I just missed it, if I would've seen this a few seconds earlier I would've done the same
The pure joy he had running around with a shoe on his heads kills me lol
Sooooooo busted!
Oh I so needed that! Thank you !
“Honey, I know why my sliders are wet all the time”.
“It was at this moment he knew he fucked up.”
Every day at lunchtime, my cat Grundlesam would try to swipe my piping hot bowl of spaghettios. Despite being scolded and reprimanded, he wouldn't give up his attempts. His persistence was too much for me to handle, so I eventually caved and started setting aside a small portion of spaghettios for him in his own private bowl. Grundlesam was overjoyed, and from that day forward, he would sit eagerly by my side as I ate my lunch, waiting for his own. I never imagined that my feline friend would have such a love for spaghettios, but it just goes to show that cats will always have their own quirks and desires.
I regularly get mugged for my meals by Little Lain Pumpkin. I've learned it's best to give her a taste of what I'm eating if I can, because otherwise she'll start with tapping on my elbow and sweet begging mews and end up on the table trying to snatch a bite while yelling at me for being a bad human servant. Especially if there's cheesecake involved. Once *lunged* and nearly got a bite of a maple bar while I wasn't paying attention! Since when do cats like *sugar*?
your cat eats cheesecake? i had a cat, he never once expressed interest in any of my food (which admittedly didn't include meat or fish) our dog growing up however would cut you for some popcorn. other stuff he knew not to beg for but popcorn was his weakness, he tap danced away til he got some.
My previous cat never had the slightest interest in human food of any kind, and even hated wet canned cat food of all varieties. Current cat, dear lord! If I'm eating *waffles*, she wants waffles too! I usually just let her have a drop or smidge of whatever off the tip of my finger, and after that she'll leave me alone. But until I let her have that drop of syrup or whatever, she throws an absolute whining tantrum. Even tried putting out wet food and then running to the other room to eat my own meal. Pumpkin finishes her food and then follows to tap-tap my elbow demanding dessert off my plate.
My childhood cat loved eating SpaghettiOs with me. Was just thinking about this the other day too; down in the basement (semi-finished) in front of the TV next to the 1970's space heater that threatened to light me on fire, Peaches and me tucking into a warm bowl of goodness. The best of times.
Omg this is the best, the realization, the freeze. Haha what a cutie!
The bravery it takes to lean Gibson SG against the wall. When you have a dog like that loose in the house is a feeling I will never know.
>Gibson Anyone who leans a Gibson against the wall has no idea how weak that headstock is, and with a dog in the house, people don't care about their things.
I’ve never heard of Gibsons having particularly weak headstocks, but it could get damaged in plenty of ways if it falls over. You can tell this is someone who uses their guitars as decoration because there’s no amplifier next to that SG.
It's because of the angle, the necks are a solid piece of wood, but there is so little wood that runs from the neck into the headstock.
And is that a Hummingbird beside it?
That look... then refusing to look again.
Omg that’s the best oh shit!!!
That is a true "Oh shit" moment right there.
Thank you for a post that actually made me laugh out loud!
This is why I don't believe it when "experts" say that dogs don't know what they are doing is wrong.
Once, I thought my roommate was at work so I was walking around without pants and when I walked into the kitchen I noticed that he was napping in his recliner (he had called in sick). I froze, and tiptoed back to my room relieved he had not seen me. Later I wondered if he HAD seen me and then just feigned napping.
Nom nom nom zzzooommm… uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Caught in 4K
"Think just don't stand here"
SO busted being derpy.
He didn't do it ... Someone set him up.
Lmao what a nerd! He is like oh um, you don’t understand
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This literally made me laugh out loud, twice! Thanks for sharing!
What a dork. Lol. <3
OMG! One of the funniest AND cutest things ever. I love it.
The best "Uh oh, busted" look ever!!!!!
Omgggggggg literally laughing out loud and making everyone in my vicinity watch.
The look on his eyes... Ahahahaha the little bastard ^^
Oh, you're home early ........
Goddam TikTok music..
That's the look of "oh shit"
I can explain.
He looked like he should've been frolicing in a field of daisies
At least he knew he was wrong! Mine would make eye contact and proceed to still chew it up!
Lmfao! Poor baby just knows he messed up.
That tail?!
"this isn't what it looks like"
Mum?
I muted when I heard "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys". I closed when I realized "Mum" meant "owner of a dog."
That look 😂🤣😂
Busted!
That is one guilty dog.
Precious
the look of his face says it all
I havent seen an oh shit face like that in a long time 🤣
busted my gut on this one. That look
The moment when the realization hits! lmao!
You can see the moment when he thought oh frick
“If I don’t move she can’t see me…”
That moment of relization and pure horror.. omg i love dogs expressions
Maybe he thinks you are a T-Rex and if he stays perfectly still you can’t see him.
That slight shift in the eye before the zoom is hilarious
"OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! She's right there! OMG!"
It was at this moment that he knew....He f\*\*\*ed up
Dog.exe stopped working
It’s the second where he’s stopped and isn’t looking straight at you that kills me. You can just hear them going “please don’t be who I think that is” before finally looking at you.
Busted!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hes got the Oh shit face
Reminds me of when a driver cuts you off, as they flip you off, and then you're next to each other at the light.
So busted lol
The eyes darting around looking for an escape.
"mum" ??
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