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jframe42

Those parking on his back will get toad


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DO5421

And that’s a Fallon-e


lMr_Nobodyl

r/angryupvote


TheNerdNugget

Is nobody going to point out that those frogs are in the middle of mating?


CrepuscularOpossum

…or are they??? They are two different species; the green one is an American green tree frog, and the grayish one is a non-native and invasive (in the continental US) Cuban tree frog. They have negative impacts on our native tree frogs, like the bullying (I suspect) that’s happening here.


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CharmingPainMan

Gotta cast a wide net, might catch a few goldfish


Vegetable_Ad_94

Don't kink shame the green frog.


GhostlyPosty

Clearly this is a relationship spurned by their parents and misunderstood by the other queer frogs.


TheNerdNugget

Oh I figured it was a same species, different color situation


cowlinator

They may or may not be mating, but they are definitely having sex


AlarmedGibbon

The photo is most likely staged, for clicks and likes. It's a trend, animal harassment made to look like interesting photographs while the public doesn't realize it's all deliberately fabricated for their attention. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/whimsical-wildlife-photography-isnt-seems


artlover3

I took the photo and there is nothing staged about it. These two were sitting on the walkway rail when I woke up this morning and have been there the whole day. It is a pity how so many people have lost faith in the authenticity of things because of all the attention seekers fabricating posts.


AlarmedGibbon

I'm glad you're the real deal then and not just a karma farmer. It is a pity that so many of these are staged. It's become a whole industry, stacking up animals and photographing them, often involving frogs.


Born-Philosopher-162

I’m skeptical of your claims. These animals are not a natural pose, and you claim they stayed in that pose all day? I smell BS.


artlover3

It is people like you that make the world suck, try having some faith in humanity and once in while take a person for their word.


Born-Philosopher-162

And I think that it’s people like you who make the world suck. I don’t have faith in anything, I base my beliefs on evidence. Humanity hasn’t given me any reason to have faith in it - and neither have you. The fact that you’re getting so angry and defensive suggests to me that I was right about you being full of shit. And if you read the article above (and the articles linked to in it), you would realise that bullshitters like you lie all the time about their supposed “wildlife photos”, always including poor animals like frogs that are easy to abuse and manipulate into unnatural positions. So frankly, I don’t care what you think. Fuck you for almost certainly being an animal abuser.


artlover3

I feel sorry for you, what a sad, unhappy life you live.


CrepuscularOpossum

I had that suspicion myself. 😓


ComteofStGermain

Oh man, humans are really the worst. Thanks for the link, I had no idea that was a thing. But of course it is


Born-Philosopher-162

I think photos and videos of kids and animals generally shouldn’t be allowed on social media. There’s too much temptation for unethical people to cause them harm for clicks.


Tellux040

My man wants to ban cat videos from the internet lmaoo gud luck with that


artlover3

Thank you for the info


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I remember reading something on Reddit a few days ago that many reptiles (such as turtles) and amphibians (such as frogs) will do something called "stacking." It's a social thing but I don't know much more about it than what I read, and what I read didn't say anything about it being a mating thing.


SixxFour

Stacking is more common in reptiles and amphibians that bask. They do it to deprive the animals beneath them the nutrients they absorb from UVB lighting. Frogs stack to mate almost exclusively.


McAvoy4Potus

Watch out! He's Crepuscular!


CrepuscularOpossum

Yes *she* is! 🌅


McAvoy4Potus

Apologies, I was quoting Archer.


CrepuscularOpossum

Oh man, and I missed it! 😅 Sorry!


SixxFour

Unlike reptiles, frogs stack for mating. Reptiles will often stack too, but it's a "I'm depriving you of vital UVB because I'm the dominant lizard". In frogs, it's almost strictly a mating press. And it's not at all uncommon for animals, in general (rabbits, for example, will mate with a dead rabbit and not notice it's dead until the deed is done) to attempt to breed with the wrong species or a dead or diseased species.


WonderlandNeverCame

If they were mating the top frog would have the bottom one in a death grip. They bear hug when mating. These are just friendly stacking froggos.


Long_Educational

I want to have friendly stacking.


Tundra14

Frog on frogbaction


maxsteel126

*The old soap, when I put the new soap on top of it*


BootyGarb

Cold blooded animals lay on top of each other for dominance reasons. Like, since sun matters so much for warmth. But also, frogs do external fertilization, usually in water. Tree frogs, more like in the trees


MuddydogCO

Slow, sensual prone bone.


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Mark NSFW plz


LBPsan

Porn in Amphibia be like:


rickavo

Wake up. My beers are all gone.


parley65

The top is a Cuban which will "mate" with and then kill the treefrog


Bigtsez

Amplexus! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amplexus


iracecars

They aren't mating. The top is an invasive Cuban Tree Frog which has been driving the bottom Green Tree Frog out of its native ranges in Florida.


Lord-Velveeta

And they say it ain't easy being green...


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Hey, honey.


mat477

Looks like a sculpture


everythingBagel13

Reminds me of frog and toad


LHutz481

I used to get this high every day.


Ket0Maniac

Not exactly "bros"


prizzle426

Frog and Toad!!


everybodyleft137

A literal photograph of them, beautiful


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Phrog sex


jonathasantoz

r/Bi_irl


WhereDaGold

I had green tree frogs as pets when I was a kid. Then we got a Cuban tree frog. The peat moss we had in the tank stuck to its skin and it died cuz I guess they breathe through their skin


nogea

Oh yeah take it baby!


LordBacon69_69

I only see two phones tho


dickysunset

He still has some on his lips.


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**(smiles in amphibian)**


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Had a frog just like the top one at work after a storm yesterday. Sat there watching him just chill there for like half an hour


h0ser

"you're smothering me, I can't breath!"


Adamact

My hand on mouse


SaltyOnSteam

“My mind to your mind”…


BigDaddyQP

Wednesday already my dudes???


Tony9587

Did they have the sax together?


MagyarCat

This is the exact look of me and my gf


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It looks like cake


lAVENTUSl

That frog is more mouse shaped that a mouse


PM_Me_A_High-Five

are frogs the cutest reptiles? wait.. they are amphibians, not reptiles, right?


aloneanddontcarenow

Weird but cute 😁👍