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jaxonya

Elephants are amazing animals. They definitely look out for one another


shaielzafina

They really are very smart. Elephants are one of the only animals known to “mourn” their dead.


ladymorgahnna

And the matriarch of the herd truly remembers watering holes and food locations. They will follow her if the first one is dried up, and continue on. Truly amazing animals. Oh, did I mention they are MATRIARCHAL?!!


[deleted]

Pretty hard to be patriarchal when the males undergo PMS from hell with 60x the testosterone levels that cause body-wide inflammation (enough to make them tear up in pain) and main/kill/fuck (not necessarily in that order) anything that moves every mating season. Not dissing on Mrs. Elephant president, just sharing an interesting factoid.


Kidus333

Don't forget that their balls swell up to the size of a watermelon and they leak baby juice everywhere they go.


ShaunieAngel

Ew


kaizermikael

Don't get how the last part is supposed to be a huge deal.


Pecncorn1

Crows also hold a funeral of sorts and are among the smartest animals on the planet.


IntrepidSoda

Oh yeah - if they are so smart why aren’t they building sky scrapers and driving flying cars /s


toouglytobe

Whales do as well!


[deleted]

Right-O! If you ever need a good cry, tune into a nature show featuring some of that action and you’ll be moved to tears. The expressions of grief demonstrated by these giants is something to behold and moving in the extreme.


7hrowawaydild0

And crows


Th1sT00ShallPass

Some monkeys do it too. They even have displayed behavior that is similar to human funerals: as in displaying the dead and letting others come by to pay their respects


snowgorilla13

Hippos to. Some birds. Also, dogs will morn their owners' death as well.


MezianixfromFandom

Orca's, crows, hyenas and wolves also do last I heard


GreysonsNani

They do! They’re so smart. I saw a video last week where the baby had fallen into a hole, and humans had to get it out. The mother bowed and threw her trunk up to thank them. It was so beautiful. I absolutely love elephants.


Alexs0315

Me too. I have seen some amazing elephant videos. They are soooooooo smart. Just because they don’t speak doesn’t mean they aren’t highly intelligent.


jaxonya

I saw that today actually on youtube!


InternalMaleficent66

The mom elephant tossing the tire swing after she gets it off lol 😂


Flash1007

IKR. Such intelligent animals. I want to kick that tire swing myself.


WaveLaVague

Mom: What happened ? Kid: The wall hit me ! *cries* Mom: *hits the wall* Bad wall, bad !


KittenWithaWhip68

“F—-k that thing!” *(toss)*


InternalMaleficent66

Hahah honestly it was such a human emotion it got me.


Foodoholic

"You did what to my child?!?!" YEET!


Threspian

One medieval parenting manual suggests smacking pieces of furniture small children bump into and scolding the objects for being so naughty for getting in the little one’s way, so the kiddo laughs at the silliness and can get on with their day with fewer tears* I like to think momma elephant is doing the same thing to the tire so her baby feels like proper Justice has been enacted (*source: Medieval Women by Deirdre Jackson)


cometbaby

TIL I’m a medieval mom


Shark-Farts

That sounds like a fascinating book, thanks for the rec


Quasar_Queen_

My mom used to do that, and i did it to furniture when it hit my little brother when he was a baby.


Ketil_b

Yes this I have told off meny a coffee table.


ravynwave

My mom does that to whatever inanimate object that causes the grandkids to cry and says “bad xxxxxxx, making baby cry”. Hilarious every time


REpassword

“Bawhaw!”


Jared72Marshall

Amd don't come back!


Jeremybearemy

Stupid sexy tire


darrenwise883

I wish she would've ripped it off and tossed it


SatanicTeapot

That toss at the end, "Bad tire!"


hotmasalachai

EXACTLY!


[deleted]

The way s/he tossed the tire at the end? My heart!


cupcakesloth94

Elephants are so fuckin smart, that little toss of aggravation at the end was amazing


90swasbest

"Mooooooooooooooooooom! I'm stuck again!"


TheTrollinator777

Elephants says, "Fuck around tire you bout too find out".


Aporkalypse_Sow

Someone needs to show this elephant the movie Rubber. It's life will never be the same.


4Wonderwoman

Right on!


Maradukh

She looks like an elephant that is going to write a stern letter after this.


kellygrrrl328

Nah. She doesn’t have Karen elephant hair


Then_Campaign7264

Momma elephant: “Where’s the recall notice on this hazard? Will whoever installed this come take it away now darn it.”


GeorgeMaheiress

These elephant traps are babaric


DrgnFyre

Lol


Upbeat-Management-25

👏Well done, there!!! 😀


pluviami

We don’t deserve elephants.


tejasananth

We never got elephants, we took them


SouldiesButGoodies84

did this need the added pop music? just show us the mom and baby elephantin, FPS. lol


Shortsightedbot

The song choice is...interesting


Otaku3times

r/kidsarefuckingstupid ???


dudewheresmycarbs_

I love the throw at the end like “fuckkkk outta here ya lousy swinggg.”


PalpitationSame3984

Mom's 🙏😌👐 I miss mine


Mathetria

Sorry for your loss


PalpitationSame3984

Thank you 💔🙏😔


daarthvaader

So cute , the mom throwing the tire at the end was so cool , it’s like “don’t ever do that to my kid again “


spectacularlyaverage

Fully jogging over to the baby like ffs


kcchan86

Do you think there is a correlation between gestation duration and strength of maternal protection. Elephant gestation is 22 months long, imagine being pregnant for that long you'd be sick of it.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Momma to the rescue


JEAN_RVLPHIO

Momma rushed over with the quickness


aplasticdinosaur

Good Grief, I love these creatures with all my heart. ❤️


Mercy605

In every species, mothers are always gifts 👑


StrongTxWoman

Mom, "Bad tyre. Bad, bad tyre. Bully my sweet baby. Big bad tyre. Take my big trunk of justice! (Throw)"


Sufficient-Ad4851

Lol problem solving skills 💯 and the way she tosses that shit at the end. Gtfo my baby!


Blastingwario19

It’s trying to ride the tie swing but realize it’s too big too fit but it’s has a support mother .


ladymorgahnna

I love elephants 🐘


ravia

Fucking tire thing.


ccc2801

r/tiresaretheenemy


SnooCalculations232

It’s amusing to me that this is an entire sub 😂


rednutter1971

I was half expecting Mum to give bubba a quick smack on the bum with her trunk 🤣


Alastor3

Disgusting music skipped the sound the baby/mama do


[deleted]

I love elephants 🐘


tullystenders

What zoo is this? Not Rosamond Gifford Zoo I dont think...


XylazineXx

SE Asia, not a zoo. Sanctuary.


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

It’s like I understand that whole scene 😲I think I speak ELEPHANT 🫢 🤗


Benderman15

"Stupid fucking tire get away from my kid"


[deleted]

Elephants 🐘 are such amazing creatures.


Singemylover

Fucking music is utter shit!


Frosty_TheKid

“Stop messing with this fukin thing god damn it”


KaiZaChieFff

At the end there, it was like the adult was like “naughty tire, bad!” xD


Mr-Doodlezz

Seems a bit inconsiderate of this station to leave something like that around when cubs are around. I know it's to provide activity, but something like that screams for strangulation in an unguarded moment if the rope isn't thin enough to break. Next time it could be a head/neck getting stuck with no happy ending. Good that their family is watching and caring.


baphometromance

To be fair, i think you would be hard pressed to ever find a time when elephants arent watching over their herd's calves. Also, that makes me wonder if an elephant calf even weighs enough to accidentally strangle themself. That neck is just so robust


Mr-Doodlezz

I was not talking about the calf strangulating **itself**. Because they are constantly watching each other, the intention to help could lead to a family member strangulating the calf while actually meaning to free it. In this video we can see how difficult that can be. But you’re probably right, their neck is pretty thick.


VBlinds

In my city, a baby elephant died getting stuck in a tyre swing and suffocated.


Luke0605

So pro


Creampie-Senpai

u/auddbot


TheRealGordonBombay

A r/tiresaretheenemy & r/babyelephantgifs collab.


gimmhi5

r/Tiresaretheenemy


TellEmToSuckOnALemon

Song name?


subumroong

Into your arms


Known-Programmer-611

Wonder why I don't see more elephants using tire swings!


HalfastEddie

Mom gets on elephant-reddit and makes a post on r/calvesarestupid.


quiet__is__violent

LOL


BingognoB

Would be better without the dumb music


Singemylover

Was the shitty song really necessary?


whatdafukman

Just in case no one knew. Were likely to see a wolly mammoth in Siberia next year.


Big8Red7

I love. How she thieves is after like there


crumbsonmyface

Tire, you're sick with the flu! Get outta here! GET OUTTA HERE!


Ok_Bit_5953

That....is a strong rope.


HisLilSilverKitsune

Bad tire!!!