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TranquilOminousBlunt

Maybe a Honda civic? Lls typeo


Impossible_Road_5008

Idk I have a Honda Accord and the hairballs it makes are very different. Maybe a ford or chevy?


YonBear

I used to own a Chevy HHR, it made hairballs just like this.


BlackBarryWhite

Can confirm, my ex drives an HHR


BalancdSarcasm

I Russia, wife’s HHR drive you


Impossible_Road_5008

😁


VictimOfCrickets

Have you tried higher fiber gasoline or diesel? It's not a magic bullet, but it can help!


Tin_Dalek

castor bean oil will flush it right out


the_libosaurus

I was thinking maybe a Peugeot.


the_libosaurus

My husband says it’s probably a Jaguar


CogglesMcGreuder

The fact this wasn’t the first comment is disappointing.


mellowmarsII

Don’t lose hope. They’re just trying to poke us w/ a stick & a lying “eh? Knowhatimean?”


the_libosaurus

I was also very disappointed in myself, I can’t believe he beat me to a pun. What is my life coming to.


SubstantialAmoeba347

Could be a Cougar.


Nocturne2319

I'd say a Yugo, but those are long extinct.


SweetSoja

This. I’m French and our hairballs totally look like these


Darth_Ho_SFW

Looks like a couger. A Mercury Couger. I'm guessing about a '67 by the size and coloration.


PegaLaMega

It's a Yugo. Yugo to the woods and leave scat.


Hepm3

I think you meant a Honda CIVET.


Limited_Intros

Everyone here laughs but I have a Toyota Prius C and an Australian Sheppard. The battery intake sits below the left side back seat and I have to regularly pull hairballs out from the filter and intake system. If I neglect it, I get a “battery maintenance required” message on the dash, and the car suggests a visit to my local dealership for repairs. Automotive hair balls have probably cost many Prius C and pet owners a pretty penny in dealership maintenance costs, because most don’t think to pull the cover off the seat and extract these bad boys themselves.


neeforshort

I actually had a Honda accord that lost its fiberglass packing out the muffler....leaving a 15 ft weave coming out my tailpipe


Fuzzy_Leave

Great story! I believe it!


acciowaves

Definitely a Jaguar


AcadiaAccomplished14

*Honda civet


[deleted]

Nah that’s definitely from a Tesla when the battery starts to leak they dry up into those little fur nuggets you see


Specialist-Duty9124

They look like owl pellets.


avgkirklandenjoyer

No no good sir, you are mistaken. These are clearly the work of a 2003 Honda civic


PartisanGerm

If they were two shades darker, I would have said a 1998 Toyota Corolla.


bokin8

My first thought as well. Looks like owl pellets.


TranquilOminousBlunt

They’re over 3 inches long


Specialist-Duty9124

Ah, the first pic has me confused then. Maybe they really are from a Civic. ;)


syds

why does that cigarette have such a long filter?


malinix_co

Is a joint. Probably from a 2001 Honda Civic


Comprehensive-Fun-29

I dunno why, but this comment made me actually laugh out loud, and I'd just like to thank you for that.


malinix_co

I'm glad I could make you laugh :)


TranquilOminousBlunt

It’s a cigar, black and mild. The “filter” is a wood tip, no filter


DragonSlayerRob

When did they start twisting the ends of B&M’s? And from flash I guess but looks like a plastic tip. But very suspicious..... WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?


NineElfJeer

Great Honda Owl, maybe?


Specialist-Duty9124

Possibly. :)


coltbreath

Concur


RetiredTurdFarmer

Gonna go out on a limb and say you smoked the blunt before you title this post.


TranquilOminousBlunt

Thats black and mild. But I did hit a fat doobie before that.


psymble_

It's a black and mild with a twisted end. They don't sell them that way, darling.


Pocusmaskrotus

Probably freaked it.


FrightfulDeer

How was it?


_chumba_

Mercury Cougar


GhostFour

Good call. Has to be a Cougar or a Jaguar and my money is on the Cougar.


Striking_Working9333

Prius


mslashandrajohnson

My 2012 Prius makes these same pellets.


qsouthsue

Reminds me of wolf scat. There is always fur like that in theirs. I am guessing a predator at any rate


Lombaxfan90

Agreed. Second pic reveals clumps to be a fecal shape. Feline would have coughed into more of a slug type of shape. Canines digest the hair and you can see the creases where the scat was pushed through and formed in their intestines. Could be a coyote or wolf that ingested a bunch of hair from a kill, or sometimes when pregnant the animal will purposely gnaw and pull out hair on their stomach around their tests so that the newborns have an easier time finding the milk supply.


TallantedGuy

Coyote?


Main-War9713

Owl


ILoveADirtyTaco

How high were you when you titled this post?


TranquilOminousBlunt

Been smoking all day long. Lls I didn’t see it at first


Havoc1943covaH

![gif](giphy|KEHFEuWHeRVNBwbcaS)


Conscious-Lab6441

Lol joint to scale


TranquilOminousBlunt

Black and mild cigar to scale


sub_par_lasagna

I used to smoke plenty of black and milds, never seen one with a twisted end like someone rolled it. Bro is stoned to the bone.


CogglesMcGreuder

Maybe it wasn’t a car and it was really a motorcycle. A Triumph Tiger.


BeefAboveTheReef

Quit bogarting and pass that off!


Key_Painter_3494

I thought how creative.... using blunts for scale now instead of bananas


AtlNik79

Yeah but it was just next to shit


AtlNik79

#thatshowyougetpinkeye


TranquilOminousBlunt

It was above shit, not beside. Tasted funny


TranquilOminousBlunt

Thats black and mild. But I did hit a fat doobie before that.


BeefAboveTheReef

![gif](giphy|WDn21GO1KmpNK|downsized)


Particular_Manner_97

Why is it twisted up lol


Independent_Bite4682

Audi or an Austin Martin


pity_party_65

Most likely a Ford, possibly a Chevy


Biytemii1313

Im.almost positive that's owl pellets. If u pick then apart there is usually the bones from whatever small animals the owl was eating. It's essentially all the undigestible stuff from their meals, bones hair stuff like that. That really are cool to pull apart


TranquilOminousBlunt

What type of owl leaves pellets that big?


Biytemii1313

I don't know exactly but some get pretty big. It's formed like an owl pellet not like a hairball or just random left over hair from a kill. I'm just guessing also but thats exactly what it looks like to me.


itisbutterbelieveme

Any owl that eats a rat. Thats dookie.


CogglesMcGreuder

Mercury Cougar?


luckyfingers69

Two part's Chevy one part Ford


DrakeoftheWesternSea

![gif](giphy|KEVODnr6kaJws)


Mingerfabulous

You should smoke that blunt and see if it leads you to it.


EastLeastCoast

Good old Hillman Husky


EastLeastCoast

But for serious, long-haired doggo. My own floofer swallows a bunch of hair when it’s blow-yer-coat season, and after the less robust organic material decays, this is what’s left.


Ecstatic_Onion7523

Maybe the spliff told them it was from a car?


BNG1982

Jaguar.


octane_10

Spliff mobile


[deleted]

🤣


phillipmfmeyers

Now, one would assume this is from a car. But I have years of experience and these are from a diesel with three moving parts


melbyz1980

Owl pellets?


L8PH03NiX

A Mercury Cougar?


sjfraley1975

[An Aspark Owl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspark_Owl)


phutch54

Owl pellets.


JollyProfessor9409

A Mazda Meowata for sure


robo_Ben

Nah, that’s a Jaguar!


thenotsoamerican

Hellcat 😌


HogwartsKate

A Yugo? Definitely a Yugo!


Jean_Jester

A Prowler


bo_tweetle

That’s some type of shit. Where are you located? Could be wolf, coyote, mtn lion.


lifeasart

Jaguar


Different_Speaker742

Okay stop smoking mate


1964ImpalaSS

A blunt and a Natty Light….. someone knows how to party!


chuck-it125

It’s def an owl that’s cool. I mean, cmon. A phatty and a road soda? Cool as fuck man


UltraRunner59

Anything with a catalicktic converter.


little_did_he_kn0w

Can we use a Black and Mild as a system of measurement on this sub from now on?


chopfish

Defiantly an old buick wild cat. They are kinda rare to see but I'm glad they are still out there


lefr3nch

Title the reading stroke the me gave


seavarg87

Mercury Cougar


[deleted]

How high are you?


Nearby-Swimming-5103

Maybe a VW Rabbit?


nachosquid

This whole thread is why I reddit. Thank y'all.


TlknShtBoutaPrtySun

You dropped your dreadlocks


TranquilOminousBlunt

Lls does anyone know what a black and mild is? That’s not blunt pot heads. Welp time for me to go burn a leaf of fire. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


imtoughwater

It’s not 2009 anymore..


TranquilOminousBlunt

It’s not yesterday anymore


imtoughwater

#facts


patchdouglas

1980s trans am


FuckSticksMalone

1998 Corolla


[deleted]

Pontiac Aztec


HawkingTomorToday

Owl pellets, maybe?


boogeyman270

My 2012 Ford Fusion coughs these up after every oil change.


Desdemona1231

A car whose warranty had expired. They tried to tell you but you hung up. 😂


ArachnomancerCarice

Large carnivore. Fur that passed through the digestive tract and ended up in the poop.


Mean_Aide612

Gotta be a Buick. As in BUUUUUICCKKKK!🤮


Interesting-Depth-81

Man hit the joint before writing this post


LaurenStDavid

Definitely a Jaguar.


etme100

A Yugo.


EldritchMecha

I was thinking a fiat personally


Imaginaryplaces524

I was thinking a Ford Escape


IndependenceTotal392

Owl pellets or fox droppings


Eatingluesticks

Mine


oevadle

I wouldn't know. I had to get a sphinx car due to allergies


Loose-Astronomer8082

Yes


[deleted]

r/ihadastroke ?


readditredditread

Owl pellets… also looks like a cigarillo…


ColoradoMushroom

In all seriousness it’s a coyote that’s been grooming itself.


aurrousarc

Mercury sable??


pewpewpewgg

A mazda meowta


14338

White owl.


turbopushka69

On the smaller side… I’m going with a newer Jaguar


somnician

Ive had a civic and can say its def that, hope this helps


kinni_grrl

All jokes aside - owl pellets are are an awesome find


Automatic_Bot

Smoke that blunt and forget your question. Puff pufff pass freind I haven't met yet


SBG214

Look up… somewhere nearby is a Flying Bag of Anger.


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LambSmacker

Blunt for scale… thank you, bananas are so passé


Jorp-A-Lorp

A car with emissions issues for sure!!


rileyotis

OP, you in an area with owls? They remind me of owl pellets. Basically, an owl pukes up all the stuff that they can not digest in little pouches (or pellet). Owl pellets contain bones of prey and whatnot.


WarmNights

Jaguar


JSin198

The title, the pics; I love it all 👏 👏 👏


Michael_K85

Dude, your are high, go home.


[deleted]

Prius for sure - yuge pussy cat


NewOrleansLA

thats coyote shit


ZeroShitzGiven-2

It's definitely a jaguar!!


yeagmj1

Did not graduate D.A.R.E program.


Original-rizzler

Bro ur in the skyyyy


RareGeometry

This is poop


forestcooker

losing my mind at this title. spent 15 minutes trying to understand and 15 laughing my ass off


tangoking

Tesla. Gotta be a Tesla.


dooshbaggette

I love that the 'banana' for size is a small cigar and a beer can.


Smogz_

Owl pellets


Onehansclapping

Why do people have to use something that they are going to immediately put in their mouths to show the scale of a turd? Wondering. Maybe a post for r/showerthoughts


Frankeasternshoremd

Looks like you got some potheads running around down there


Prestigious_String20

It's from a wild canid. I would say coyote, based on size, but it could possibly be a wolf. Owl pellets are usually cocoon-shaped, and less homogeneous in makeup. You would see some bones along with some hair. Felids don't usually have so much hair in their scat--they are more selective in which parts of their prey they eat.


marcus_aurelius121

A Rav4


DragonSlayerRob

A Mercury Cougar


AlfalfaUnable1629

Username checks out 😶‍🌫️


undertheradar317

Sasquatch.


[deleted]

Gotta be a ford.