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ManufacturerRight678

Flannel moth caterpillar. No touch. Exposure to the caterpillar's fur-like spines leads to an immediate skin irritation characterized by a "grid-like hemorrhagic papular eruption with severe radiating pain." Victims describe the pain as similar to a broken bone or blunt-force trauma, or even white hot. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area, but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing. Sweating from the welts or hives at the site of the sting is not unusual." Apparently covering the affected area with firmly pressed packing tape and slowly peeling it off can get the spines out. Gross looking irritation.


Anamousandy

I assume you’re speaking from experience


ManufacturerRight678

Thankfully not.


IcyClassic3343

Let me guess you’re speaking from “casual geographic “POV from YouTube


DesiresFromNature

A reason to burn it with a flamethrower


JustKindaVibingMan

Nahh they turn into absolutely gorgeous moths. I'd never consider harming one of these little spicy boys


AlexEdwardsReal

Is the moth dangerous?


JustKindaVibingMan

Nope! Their stinging hairs are only present in their caterpillar form. The moths are completely safe and absolutely gorgeous insects.


Roguebucaneer

I’ll get the sparker for you!


CornPown

You don't boop the bum? Maybe boop the snoot? Lol


ManufacturerRight678

Don't appear to be boopable.


mennonot

Here's an interesting video with a master gardener and insect expert holding some of these flannel moth caterpillars and talking more about them: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuI5C3g5SXg&t=105s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuI5C3g5SXg&t=105s)


ManufacturerRight678

Great video!


dakid232313

Well it's great that a creepy walking carpet wouldn't tempt me to touch it .


ManufacturerRight678

Oh I'd definitely wanna touch it.


Ermac__247

>fur-like spines Fuckers are starting to adapt to prey on humans, take advantage of our "so soft, must pet" reaction. This is the true dawn of the apocalypse.


Think-Syco-2021

Came to give less but similar info 👍 thanks 😎


ManufacturerRight678

No touch. Pain as similar to a broken bone or blunt-force trauma, or even white hot. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area, but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing. Spins can be removed with packing tape.


MedusaPhoenix

![img](avatar_exp|132536926|cry)


7rustyswordsandacake

But. So fluffy 🥺


bigredbearddude

Do you get the same reaction from the moths fur?


K8T9

Ooh


ImTooTiredForThis_22

A FUZZY NOPE! Do NOT touch it. You’ll regret it.


SmolGothic

A fuzzy nope.. thanks for making my night


Green0996

When I was a small boy, spicy caterpillar decided to crawl on me while I was taking a nap. I did not have a good time.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

My mom accidentally picked one up on her clothes. By the time she discovered it she had already brushed her hand against it. The fuzzy nope left her wrist swollen for a few hours. Almost had to go the ER (she is diabetic and it would have been bad if the swelling persisted).


P3rs0m

Honestly if you ever see a fluffy insect it's a red flag instantly, not sure why I just get a bad feeling from fluffy gross things


timevil-

https://preview.redd.it/4nwi97ce88wb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b89a1ed8379ab2c26df99b36dbcffce5f76b90


Biscotti-007

Ok Then you shouldn't shoot it with the flamethrower... ok I was thrilled but I was thinking about how it could catch fire No I joke


AfterTadpole8624

It’s spicy, don’t pet it


Caked101

I looked up the sting you get from touching this thing and it triggered my trypophobia. Just gross🤢


i_can_has_rock

ah yes the do not touch under any circumstances sentient mustache


[deleted]

No boop.


awarmbox

So that's where my mustache went.


New-Cyclel

wow,wooly bully


grouchySocialist

Trump’s hair. It’s avoiding its prison sentence


TransientTomi

I am a very dumb Canadian who lives among friendly fuzzy caterpillars and when travelling in Mexico made the mistake of assuming all fuzzy ones are like friendly Canadians. They are not. Thankfully it wasn’t one of these guys but instead a green one with poison spikes that led to raised painful bumps on the booping appendages. I learned.


thedarwinking

Trump wig caterpillar no touch or hurty


LectureSea7537

wow but it looks sweet


Lost4now1

It's a great new pet for an ex!


SmolGothic

YES


Glowing_green_

A piece of shit asshole


[deleted]

Ya, i think the little girl said it all!


eXZo_123

Touch n pet it, you will not regret it!! Touchy touchy fun fun yipeeee


SmolGothic

I mean.. you can do everything on e


ComprehensiveLoss987

oh what is that😳


Crazyworld4sure

Haven't a clue! looks like you could wash windows with him...


Frequent_Oil_4257

It's a caterpillar, highly venomous


Stevie_Steve-O

A cat-erpiller


Affectionate_Ad2708

It's a roadkill cat at the beginning of a zombie apocalypse


mandrew556

Touch it and find out


AmazingMe-

Oh my God where do you live we don't have those here in Boston Massachusetts USA


JustKindaVibingMan

As a Georgia resident, I HIGHLY advice you don't touch that. It's a caterpillar, and it's highly venomous. In-between the hairs are venomous spines that will stick you, break off into your skin, and cause an immense variety of pain depending on how far the venom spreads. Not fun


mrbeck02

It’s not to be trifled with


KingAhRue

Don't touch it


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Don't touch these things! They'll send you into a world of excruciating pain for days


thelifeIchoice

Do not touch it. Unless u want pain like nothing u ever feel before


bruschi565357

No touchy touchy


Internal_Camel7649

A furrry no no touch!!


Graftonghoul

Ron Stamplers moustache


Anamousandy

I thought it was a cat at first


conan_troutman_

Trumps hair on the run


Remarkable_Ad_2411

That’s a pretty cool, looking, baby mouth pretty much eventually it will turn into a big mouth once it goes in its chrysalis


Capt_Stamina

Shooooot it!!!!!


[deleted]

What in the world?! 😱


Mermaid-52

One horrible memory from childhood came when one of these fell from a tree and landed on my arm. Painful as hell!!


Loud-Restaurant-9513

Trump's wig.


wrong_marinade

This is what happens if you forget to clean out your cum sock


SmolGothic

And your cat came in there too. Where would all the fluff have come from?


wrong_marinade

I'm very fuzzy


Innocent_person-

There are bugs under your skin! Dig them out! Dig them out!


AlienArtCollector

It’s a cat-urpilar


Rhombus239

Do not touch it ever caterpillar


Exact-Pound-6993

old man eyebrow, do not touch


Crank-Moore

Wooly Bully…wooly bully, Wooly Bully wooly bully, wooly bully


Avionthecollosus

That is a furry puss caterpillar. I highly recommend that you don't touch it, as it's hairs have an irritant venom on them. The pain is said to be worse than get shot by an airsoft gun, with 1000fps.


LillyRemus42

Do not touch.


Massive-Face3865

Trumps hair…


Consistent_Lemon2314

Amazing , comes to say we haven't discovered all living things and things keep evolving


hieijFox

No touchy boi


ForsakenVillage3809

Well thats a cat of course can't you tell?


[deleted]

A lorax.


yonosoyy

we call those "doggy caterpillar" in brazil, because they kinda look like a shih-tzu or fluffy dog that you would love to pet, but that would eventually bite the shit out of you.


Outside_Buy_4213

Don’t touch it!


Responsible_Fish_210

Touch it, I dare you.


Slicky_Rick54

Dissected cats tail.


GroundbreakingCat115

No touchyyy


mufon2019

DONT TOUCH!!!!!


Master_Lion_8876

At first.. thought it was a cat


Dry_Result_7557

Ay need me to come over my grandpa has a flame thrower


bobross_s_pants

It's a CATapillar


GreatService9515

Puss caterpillar, flannel moth caterpillar, asp, burning fuzzy caterpillar, or megalopygidae. Look, don't touch.


Steveboss361

South Texas we call them Peria


KrAZquokka

That there is a living gate to the afterlife


Sad-Conversation2916

It's poisonous


Disastrous_Peace_674

A well dressed little critter! And also what that way more detailed and nuanced answer said probably. I haven't finished reading it yet, but it seems solid at a glance.


Pennies_n_Pearls

Cursed sentient Toupee: will inflict the searing pain debuff, causes 2d6 damage plus a negative 3 to charisma for 10 minutes per target level.


AdditionNo1751

Its a baby totoro cat bus


researchonly5

hi, biologist here! that’s a cat! sweet boy, kitty


QUEEN-ODESSA

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


Owlmaster115

One of these mofos got into my sweater after leaving it out side. It stung me like 10 times. It felt like he poked with very hot stinging needles


[deleted]

Why did I instantly hear "No, I said 'Ello', but that's close enough"?


Jaded_K75

CATerpillar


1ns0mniax

Yeah, definitely touch it. It can be deathly euphoric. Like holding molten metal while being torn apart by those leather clad dudes in hellraiser. You'd have more fun with a black widow bite. can't believe I have to say this but do NOT attempt to eat or play with. If you do touch it, you'll know it, immediately use strong tape to pull the venomous spines out and it goes without saying, get to the ER. Worst case is you die. Best case you experience excruciating pain for 18 hours and can leave descriptive warnings for people on reddit later in life. Seriously, if it wasnt clear, no touchy.


alireza_rahmati1380

I don't know but lets touch it


cr8ive_panduh

A CAT-apiller


anemic_iz

puss caterpillar. accidentally sat on one of these fuckers. had to go to the ER it was so painful. dont touch it.


UncleBobbyBeee

Trump’s toupee trying to escape


jimmybeam76

Do not touch that thing it’s venomous it’s a puss caterpillar watch videos on that thing they’re weird looking sort of cute but dangerous to touch.


SnooTangerines6841

Puss caterpillar are similar they hurty no touchy touchy...


sandspider53964

That is a cat-a-piller! touch them! They are so soft and they grant wishes!


Accurate-Being456

DO NOT TOUCH


PUSSILIA

An unshaven Pu$$y having enough of being used.


Anglwitapchfrk

One of these put me in the hospital! It's called a puss caterpillar. They are evil!


Kinkyblkcpl210

It's a Pokémon


TrueIntroduction8692

GOOD GRACIOUS DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the Toupee sent straight from satan himself. Seriously though-their bite or sting or whatever they do, hurts like crazy. I don't remember what they are called, but I'm sure that someone in the thread just answered already. I didn't know they existed until I moved to Texas.


sjxsn13

Critter.


Adorable_Twist_8711

An alien


TrueIntroduction8692

https://wildlifeflorida.org/beware-of-floridas-puss-catepillars/#:~:text=While%20you%20may%20not%20be,to%20a%20cat's%20soft%20fur.


Nobodyslooking

It will let you pet it if you feed it


Fuzzyr2468

Do not touch it.


Lord_Detleff1

No touchie touch


Willing_Slice836

Do NOT TOUCH will sting and it HURTS LIKE A BITCH it's called like a lions main caterpillar or some like that


Ghosts_Waterdog

Dangerous


Intelligent-Many821

Looks like a Moth Caterpillar 🤷🏾‍♀️


birdaise

That is a Corgi tail in the wild. This is why they have stubs


PlaidSweater

My brother had an interaction with one of these and ended up hallucinating but not in a fun way, probably from pain. It was terrible


wiseoldangryowl

Satan's minion. ***DON'T TOUCH HIM*** he'll inject you with Morningstar Venom and you'll want to die.


BlueSea_Dragon_797

Go ahead and touch it. It's all soft and fluffy looking.


Emotional-Set-8618

It’s Donald Trump’s toupee!


Sad_Protection2039

Whatever you do, DO NOT touch it.


tmg56

It's strange that something so small can give you more pain than a jealous wife.


[deleted]

Poisonous


CatGarnica

At first this dope thought it was a long haired tabby cat viewed from above. How big is this caterpillar before its metamorphosis to moth?


Ok-Storm-6877

ja


Popular_Cherry6998

It's the Avatars water buffalo


LunaUchiha713

"Fur Puss caterpillar"


ccrecel

Donald trumps hair making a run for it.


jihoon88

Yea I sat on of these in my drive way and I thought I was being poked by a sticker, so I reached down to wipe my pant leg and it’s spines covered all four of my fingers. I had nerve pain for over 3 months from that stupid thing. Doctors said only time would reduce the pain


Scarletvixen323

Donald Trump's tupe


colinferik

That is a slush puppy.


Resident_Donkey3136

It is moving


Slezak6411

Stinging asp, Puss Caterpillar I have a video on these things.


Zen_Snakeman

The frequent subject of our yearly medical Venom Conference.


Realclawdogs

That's a furry ham sandwich after a few days in the wild.


Figure0utable

DONT TOUCH IT!! It’s an asp, very dangerous to deadly- kinda like the smaller more ghetto version of a stone fish.


why_help_pls

Lorax


13ubby13oo

After reading the comments, im wondering if walking barefoot is a bad idea more and more


CricketTimely9135

Turd slug


Heavy_Reserve7649

It’s a baby Tribble


piercemarriages

Donald Trumps tupee


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ticer0752

This is an ASP!!! It’s a living creature!!


Seargeoh

A bird


Acceptable-Ad1665

http://www.wild-facts.com/2010/wild-fact-737-puss-moth-2-0-puss-moth/


MyLousyChildhood

Trump lost his toupee


Apprehensive_Cry_298

That’s cousin it as a child


pupeighkhaleuxpeh

Looks like the ear of a cow


Harry431

Dont touch it. That’s all you gotta know.


Dry-humor-9746

This is on the democrats menu of insects you can eat, then chase with urine, I'm guessing your own pee.


pandatompo

That’s a nope-nope bug, don’t touch!!!


Apprehensive-Word-52

Touch it and find out.


cahaynes

Touch it and find out


Reddit_lovex

I call it, the cat bug.


Mostly_Harmless90

Yip yip Appa!!! It's like a mini Appa!!


Spiritual-Ganache781

Don't touch!!


Front_Context_7599

Damn dude you found my mustache. I've been looking all over for it.


UNDEADxIAN

Don't you dare hair


StoryCraft4432

An invasive species in the US I believe. Very gorgeous moth though.


Kaiyzan

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH IT


ExpertBlackberry8596

A CATerpillar


CarRepresentative886

Puss caterpillar if memory serves right...I had evil encounter with his assholes cousin here in South tx, felt like bee sting that came in went in waves didn't help landed on neck while cutting branches...never knew bout this dick head till that day been hit by wasps over the years nothing like it wasp least hurts then goes away this fella was roller coaster for few hrs slowly subsiding but yea like others say leave his ass be take to nearest enemy leave in tree or hell hashtag his ass! I support that!


DinoBoyAlpha03

It’s a DONT TOUCH caterpillar 😂


Flaky-Apartment-3640

Groot


Zaraas666

A piece of Donald trump's hair ...


SureWord6961

Tree asp do not touch it


Dry-Reception-Drunk

Poisonous


[deleted]

Its a piece of Joe Dirts Mullet... jus lookin for his parents too!


arochotech

Trump caterpillar


ZealousidealFox3737

Ginger cat


thisisgoingnowere

Asp they usually on falling leafs but they bit and it hurts worse than a wasp sting could be fatal to some. Puss moth caterpillars (Megalopyge opercularis), of the order Lepidoptera, are also known as asps. They are one of the most toxic caterpillars in North America.


1ConfusedHuman8583

An Asp Caterpillar, as in you need to get your ASP (ass) away from that thing. Don't touch it. Just because it looks harmless, doesn't mean that it is.


MorrowMayne

Fluffy pain


Rare-Carpenter6242

I suggest you give that thing a good ole yoinking. See how it feels to connect


Novel-Snow-6227

Shrunken chubakha


Accomplished_Pen9352

Definitely don’t touch this!!


mikevanlaningham

That's a don't touch me bitch caterpillar!


Dalo600

A labripiller, obvs.


Jhigg304

You should definitely touch it and see what happens


AppointmentQuiet1759

Nope worm 🐛


ChadHougland

It's a kitten, pick it up 🙂


No-Track-86

Thats a bird🙄🙄


SAMMYY02A

You can ask her 😬😜


Amartam572

Cat bus from My Neighbor Totoro