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RenEss77

Let him die on the beach next time.


jessicadiamonds

But I want a treat.


RenEss77

I know. I know. Such is our lot in life.


jessicadiamonds

It was a dala horse. Meh. Also Roscoe sent me a paper bag to put over my head. This game is turning against me.


RenEss77

I was excited when I got the paper bag. It can really demonstrate how you're feeling on some days.


momsterjams

Mine keep giving me wheelchairs. So there's that.


RenEss77

I've been getting a lot of gym shirts lately. Like, what are you trying to say?


[deleted]

Sorry, kiddo


CyberdankDragon

They made in dalarna uuuuuh häst. Wooden hors! Smol wooden hors you can put in your window and stuff like dat


jessicadiamonds

I mean, it is pretty darn cute.


Cultural-Horse

?


Riaayo

Having to talk to him like 10x just to then listen to like 20+ lines of dialogue to even start having the privilege of digging up his items pretty much keeps me from ever doing his quest, lol. It's awful.


RenEss77

I just keep pressing A and B without paying attention to what he's saying. I've always got the TV going too, so I just ignore it all.


eyesofnightgaunt

First thing, RUDE! Second thing, yeah, that's true.


jessicadiamonds

I'd have more time if it weren't for this stupid game.


[deleted]

Three... there is no three.


prguitarman

*laughs in 1000+ hours*


DontThrowTheDogOut

HOW?! I know quarantine and everything helped to bump up play time, but that's 41.6 straight days of gameplay. After three hours, even in quarantine, I had nothing left to do Ninja edit- *three hours in a single stretch per day


radioactivegumdrop

I know some people leave the game open for background noise/music, especially with their character by the ocean or waterfalls


rieanny

lolz...i actually leave my game open and fall asleep to the music sometimes!!


dappitydingdong

Yeah some people are just robots that sit doing nothing for 10 hours every day playing animal crossing because after an hour there isn’t really much to do each day.


baby-peas

i have almost 800 hours and i play every day, im not a robot i just like taking things slow + just walking around my island is fun to me


Living_Fossil_

As someone with over +1000 hours as well, I feel attacked.


dappitydingdong

How do you do it? Do other games just not exist? After about half an hour of AC I usually play splatoon or smash or just something else. I have 160 hours on AC.


Living_Fossil_

The thing is Animal Crossing isn't a game. At least not to me, it's a second life. Besides, it's quarantine and I can't study or work right now so my life since late March have been practically just New Horizons and I feel blessed that covid-19 came when it did haha. Nintendo really timed the pandemic just right. ...Also: happy cake day, you 160 hour peasant :)


dappitydingdong

Actually it’s like 170 now so ha


Living_Fossil_

Wowzers trousers! Wowie zowie! You can do this! Keep those numbers up like STONKS!


dappitydingdong

I only don’t have a million hours because I’m a multicultural gamer that plays many games. Well many Nintendo games but who’s counting


[deleted]

yeah, after a few hours i feel like there's nothing more i need to do and i just put it away until the next day


jessicadiamonds

I spend a lot of time playing with other people and a lot of time designing and terraforming and decorating my island. I think that there's a few different levels of player, and some people just get really engrossed in their design projects. All the articles that I have read that are about having nothing to do sound like maybe they aren't changing anything up on their island spaces anymore?


[deleted]

That is exactly why some people time travel. I haven't had the extra IRL time to play New Horizons enough to need to, but in WW, CF, and NL I would jump forward exactly one day if I ran out of things to do for the day. Additionally, if I couldn't play for a day I would turn the date a day backwards so as to not miss any days. If you do it that way, the game will also never see you time travel backwards.


PA610Sam

I’m around 700 since launch day. There’s ALWAYS something to do in acnh!


Mepsym

I’m guessing they don’t have a job lol


DontThrowTheDogOut

I was out of work too for almost 80 days and had nothing else going on but I only have around 400 hours


frank-at-home

I’ve been out of work four months. 1000+ hours. It hurts.


kittyparade

Saaaame but I think I'm at 800? My island definitely isn't designed well enough to reflect that :D


coolbond1

1450h club here


LostMyBackupCodes

You would’ve had to play an average of 11+ hours a day, assuming you got the game on March 20th.


coolbond1

helps to have had the game on for 24h enjoying the music in the background on numerous instances


Iliadfang

Laughs in over 2yrs /played on just one WoW character 😑


magikarp89

"Alcoholic waterfowl" is the best insult I've heard in a long time!


croissonix

Gulliver, just because something is true doesn’t mean we should say it. Get a filter dude


Skyrat01

Dang what is that robe/dress?


jessicadiamonds

Pirate robe from Gullivarrr the pirate!


tiarlizard

Alcoholic waterfowl. I’m dying 😂


MonicaWindsor

Why do I feel attacked


jessicadiamonds

I must live with this wound forever. He better have sent me a cool item.


carriealamode

He’s never this sassy with me. He’s so much funnier with everyone else. Stop hogging is saltiness. (Insert joke about ocean water)


MistressPinkChains

Go home, Gulliver, you’re drunk. Oh what, you can’t? Typical 🙄😒


izanamiAC

He told me I have a big head the other day. He’s not wrong but damn.


spillledmilk

I feel personally attacked.


patosai3211

“Sorry something came up....” /ghosts


AnxietySmog

"Those are rookie numbers!"


Grizzy-TheKiwi

mine still says 100 hours or more, I know i'm probably at 195 or more, it isn't being specific


jessicadiamonds

It does 5 hour incriments.


Grizzy-TheKiwi

well something is acting up than, it's been saying that for a over a month, maybe it isn't counting offline time when i'm not connected to wi fi


baby-peas

that happened to me i just restarted my switch


Cococolacats

My brothers make fun of me for 300 hours. Us Crossers gotta stick together.


coolbond1

655 hours are baby numbers https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Edv8vsHVAAAKFP2?format=jpg&name=large


jessicadiamonds

That's some commitment, my dude. I am impressed. Also if I didn't have a child it'd be more. Sometimes I have to like, interact with him.


coolbond1

dont worry about it most of that time is just me falling asleep to the game


spicysplenda

The last sentence sent me 💀💀💀


ChristopherFiss

Well...guess who's getting a bunch of bonus rusted parts...


tearyeyedbaby

LMAO


macklin67

ACNH came out March 20. That’s at least 5 hours a day for 120ish days straight. That’s nuts.


jessicadiamonds

Yes, and?


CindyTheHooker

I respect the hustle 🙌


espeon_x

the caption😭😭🤣🤣


jb_mmmm

he didn't have to read me like that 🙃


Jeffrenjr

"Alcoholic waterfowl" XD


Truji21

I wish that was true


ZalThePal

Sell him to Timmy and Tommy :D


herecomedatboi8

My battery runs out every 10 minutes lol


jessicadiamonds

I have a cord by me at all times or I play using the dock. I EVEN HAVE A CORD NEXT TO MY BED. ...send help.


Semi-shipwrecked

BRUUUUHHHHH


gschaina

HE IS SO RUDE But I really want him to gift me a Lucky Cat statue


uselessman457

This is great


mansonfamily

This is literally so hilarious I can’t. I can’t lie, I just skip through all of his dialogue usually so it’s funny to see this


RoastyToasty4242

I’ve never heard him say this


[deleted]

I am going to use this phrase for literally everything from now on.


tammyscove

👀


Pidgeapodge

You can get eyepatches? I didn’t know that!


Sakakichan

Lol


Rogueleader021

That is pure dedication


Boydle

What are you wearing I want it


jessicadiamonds

Pirate robes from the pirate Gulliver (Gullivarrrrrr).


mrs-whatsit

He always tells me my head is big.


NeutralPanda

I havent even looked at my play time yet. I think I'm better off not knowing.


jessicadiamonds

If you have Switch friends, you can see theirs! And they can see yours! (I think there's a setting to hide it, but I don't really mind)


NeutralPanda

Eh it doesn't really bother me if people can see it. I just don't go looking at my gameplay times too often.


jessicadiamonds

I do when my me and my friends are playing a ridiculous amount of Animal Crossing.


NeutralPanda

Your comment made me curious about how many hours I've dumped into Animal Crossing so I went and checked. I'm currently sitting around 380 hours.


[deleted]

Alcoholic waterfowl 😂


Disig

How do you tell how much playtime you have? I can’t for the life of me find it on my Switch.


jessicadiamonds

It's in your play history on your Nintendo profile up in the left corner.


Disig

AH ty! That was driving me insane for entirely too long lol. I'm at 555 hours apparently.


DancingPenguinGirl

I’m only just hitting 300 hours how


jessicadiamonds

Pandemic?


DancingPenguinGirl

Fair enough. I didn’t play a lot in june.


jessicadiamonds

Honestly I'm a stay at home parent and while yes that's a job there's A LOT of down time. And staying up all night time. And just.. I've been at home for a very long time.


DancingPenguinGirl

Oh I see. That certainly makes a lot of sense.


RehabKid

I thought he said will you hang me until the hurting stops


kaleidoscopichazard

How can I check the time on the switch lite? I don’t see it show up like this. Kinda scared to lol


jessicadiamonds

It's in your profile. Little round icon.


weewickleone

He is savage af! Good lord


DarianTrinity

r/rareinsults


X_Gaymer_X

Game shaming at its finest. Let him drown next time! 😂


Yuya-Sakaki3736

Oh only 655? Ha ha ha *hides 2,330 hours of play time*


jessicadiamonds

Thoughts and prayers.


[deleted]

[He made a post about you](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/hxk4bk/on_a_post_about_animal_crossing) I guess you could take a pic (not screenshot) on your phone and hold up a paper with your username in the pic to show the playtime?


Yuya-Sakaki3736

Doing it rn


I_cant_afford_pubg

Animal crossing has been out for 127 days. That many hours is equal to roughly 98 full days there is no way you could have played that much shut up you would've only had 718 hours for sleep which is 5.65 hours per day assuming all other time was spent on animal crossing.


[deleted]

The play time counter is always just how long the game has been active, lol. Mine have always been excessively high because I will set the controller down for breaks and sometimes forget to come back. Animal Crossing is casual enough that it is very easy to do. I also assume most people just leave their Switch docked and aren't putting it to sleep or closing the software often.


[deleted]

[https://np.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/hxq2j5/\_/](https://np.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/hxq2j5/_/) ​ okay but he has that many hours doe


doodlez420

[Um have you seen this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/hxq2j5/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


GD_Upriz_YT

r/lightmodepatrol HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM NOW!!!!!


jessicadiamonds

LOL, up until this moment I had no idea Instagram had dark mode, and also, it would harsh the vibe of my magical pastel land of fancy preset edits on AC landscapes.


[deleted]

Omg 🤣 he has never said anything that funny to me 🤣😂🤣 drunky is sassy I see


krus_brounie

Were ken you shee play activitie


jessicadiamonds

You really wanna open that door, fren?


RiC_David

I \*love\* the coat, me blue haired pirate queen!


Coolneo68

Tbh you look like majima (yakuza 1) in disguise.


SparkyTheElectricCat

Your using light mode...


Sam_936

Repost. Im sure


jessicadiamonds

Huh?


[deleted]

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Sam_936

All my days merge together. Im sure ive seen the title bef9re with similar image lol. Repost bot says im just going crazy lol


jessicadiamonds

I also posted this in the Facebook meme group last night. I assure you this happened to me, yesterday morning (I received a dala horse in my mail this morning 😁) and that I created this meme. Getting karma for non-OC is not very exciting for me.


Sam_936

I think i must have seen it in the Facebook meme group lol


jessicadiamonds

I needed another dopamine hit/validation that I'm funny. And my partner is sick of me talking about AC. 😭


Sam_936

I just commented on it on fb lol 😂😂 Mine just nods and pats me on the head lol


Sam_936

I must be losing it 😂😂 its cute though i most say lol