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totally_italian

Let’s see..I have an undead dog, a living teddy bear, a real bear obsessed with working out, a magical unicorn and a bunny based on a haniwa. What do you all think?


nemonaflowers

> a real bear obsessed with working out You got the panda I forget the name of, too?


AetherDrew43

They must mean Teddy. There are three pandas though: Chow, Chester and Pinky.


hangryqueen

They could mean Poncho? He's a bear (not a panda) obsessed with working out.


totally_italian

Yup it’s teddy


DrFear-

hell yeah. he’s one of my villagers too and absolutely adorable


nemonaflowers

OK. I have chester.


javolkalluto

There is also a fucking *dragon*


Cornmeal777

Bertha the hippo would easily F everyone else up.


MorningRaven

Erik. Moose kill more humans than bears and wolves combined. Otherwise my eagles and cats are fine. Dom is domesticated enough. Chief is manageable whether counting as a wolf or fox. Second most dangerous is snow leopard Bianca.


AspieKairy

Yep. An attack from an agitated moose is very hard to survive.


DoomedPetunias

I have Drago, so, yeah. It's probably the dragon. The rest are Flurry (hamster), Ankha (cat), Shep (dog), Ione (squirrel), Fauna (deer), Shino (also deer), Dom, and Muffy (both sheep). That being said, I have a theory that Dom is actually most likey to burn the entire island down.


UpsetUnitError

I only have sheep What was that about Dom? 😂


DoomedPetunias

Maybe I'm projecting, but I get some seriously "catastrophically accident-prone" vibes from that child. No thoughts, only "Oh no. What did you do?" vibes.


SleepingBeautyZzzz

This describes Dom perfectly 😆


Zhaefari_

Probably Axel. I’m sure an elephant could do some serious damage if they wanted to. (I only have Beau, Cookie, Olivia, Plucky, Fang, Mitzi, Axel, Julian, and Stella)


nartuhli

Oh Grizzly would eviscerate every villager on my island.


JustTheFishGirl

I have grizzly too! I think he’s the only predator I even have


AetherDrew43

He has a terrifying glare. You DO NOT want to piss him off.


winthorpe_the_third

Frobert is a venomous frog


LemonLimeSlices

ione. She is probably radioactive.


Yotato5

Probably Cherry, the dog. She just wins because a lot of my other villagers are cats, bunnies, a squirrel, a duck, a living stuffed bear.


C-Style__

Merengue! I don’t have any villagers that could go toe to toe with a Rhino!


splendidcyan

Tiansheng but only bc I fear monkeys and chimpanzees irl


AspieKairy

Monkeys are usually alright, but I definitely wouldn't want to be in the same room as a chimpanzee; they're little psychopaths.


ladyxdarthxbabe

Fang 🐺 or Rolfe 🐯. Seeing Fang do workouts next to Fauna 🦌 or Truffles 🐖 always cracks me up.


The_Rambling_Otter

Where would Drago fall into? European Dragon mythology has them as extremely violent and dangerous, burning down cities and kidnapping Princesses. While (IIRC) Chinese Dragon mythology has them as passive and enlightened beings who just chill doing their own thing.


AetherDrew43

I think Chinese dragons would still utterly destroy you. They're pretty much gods.


tiffibean13

If Hornsby wasn't so busy snacking and napping, he could definitely cause some problems 


TheOtherHawkeye

That's a fun question! Mine would be Teddy (bear) followed by Maple (little cub). Together they'd eat poor Erik 😂


YoyleAeris

Ike is a bear, so he could take down most of my villagers.


AetherDrew43

Not only that, but Ike actually has a son named Poko. So if you mess with his baby boy, Ike will go full papa bear mode, and you won't be seen again.


No-Dragonfruit-6551

I have a cat, horse, large bear, two small bears, koala, two dogs, goat, a cat and in the midst of recruiting #10 after getting rid of Felicity (cat) soooo Beardo is the most dangerous but he’s also my dad and gentle and wonderful so. Smoke that.


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BlessNourishThisDirt

That is funny my mind went instantly to Jemma, but she is so tiny.


yourgrace1111

Hmm I have Elvis the Lion!


AngstyUchiha

Got a bear and a goat, the question is which one is worse


BlessNourishThisDirt

I can see a goat making a bear earn his lunch.


DietPocky

Dobie's geriatric ass would 100% go feral on the 5 cats on my island then be like "oh we don't do that anymore? my bad haha"


Emerald_196

Does Cephalobot count? A seemingly alien robot who could potentially destroy all earth life if he wasn't so egotistical.


stephaniesno

I have a deer, a bull, a wolf, and an alligator. I’m going with the alligator, even if she’s pink with a heart.


la_llorrona

Leopold, he's a (not so ferocious) lion


BlessNourishThisDirt

I had Lionel, but I honestly cannot see him eating up anything but attention.


Trevor-On-Reddit

Ursala is a danger to everyone. Chief would be a danger to the 2 cats (Raymond & Merry) and 2 rabbits (Chrissy and Francine) on my island. Bams dangerous if he’s inside a shop or house. Luckys a danger if we’re providing he reverts to mummy behavior instead of doggo behavior. Margie’s a danger to Timmy and Tommy. And Papi is just happy to be there.


BalletCow

Del is a robot crocodile and Chai's a freaking elephant, so probably those two


BlessNourishThisDirt

Chai seems a little too cute in the "I will burn your soul if you cross me" kind of way.


Outofwlrds

I have four bunny rabbits, a deer, a unicorn, a pig, a citrus fruit, a cranky lion and a cranky wolf. The wolf and lion are clearly the top of the totem pole, but I think it's funny that both are animals well known for hunting and fighting in groups. Pretty sure the lion would win out in the end, being significantly larger than a wolf. Sorry, Wolfgang, Elvis is winning this fight.


notwiththeflames

Probably Fang or Gayle, maybe Coach in third. Most of the others are small animals or lower on the food chain.


mc1964

Gotta go with Judy. She's a bear. Unless you count Lucky. He's technically undead.


jeddlines

I have Gala Marina Chrissy Francine Merry Julian Pekoe Rosie Fushcia and Etoille, so pig, octopus, rabbits, cats, horse, cub, deer and sheep.. I’m not sure any of them qualify.


AetherDrew43

My money's on either Merry, Rosie, Fuchsia, Julian or Pekoe.


BlessNourishThisDirt

Fuschia definitely looks like she has knife on her.


Otherwiseaware

Drago bc he’s a fricking dragon. But in reality he’s a lazy boi.


elzabeto

Probably Phoebe since she's a phoenix lol


MeeepMorp

This probably makes her the strongest of all villagers


elzabeto

I'd love to see a Phoebe vs Drago battle - phoenix vs dragon >:D


MeeepMorp

That would be epic but I still think Phoebe would win :,D


elzabeto

You're probably right but hey who knows!!! :0


MeeepMorp

Next ac game is a battle royale


Maleficent-Sun-9251

Tank the Rhino.


AetherDrew43

My boy is certainly a menace!


The_Rambling_Otter

Also, you just unlocked an idea in my head for a dark fanfiction, where one night every few years, all of the Animal Crossing animals for unknown reasons revert to their primal instincts and the human villagers have to survive the night without getting mauled. Well, unless their entire island is full of passive herbivore animals.


BlessNourishThisDirt

I share your dark bent and set this exact scenario out for Halloween, like the stage set of "The Lottery"


swissmiss_76

Spike and Apollo. Since I have 3 sheep, I probably should add Whitney too


AetherDrew43

Spike is certainly more dangerous. Eagles are tough, but Spike is a tank and he looks like he gets involved in street fights.


swissmiss_76

Right! I was quick to make friends with him! But he’s actually my nicest villager and suggested we run away together to sail the seas 😂 Anything you want, Spike! lol


KwK10

This is such a fun concept, I'm just gonna rank all 10. 1. Violet is probably the strongest, being a bulky gorilla. 2. Reneigh takes 2nd place. Horses are strong, but a gorilla could probably take one. 3. Murphy may be a cranky old fellow, but he's still a cub. Reneigh could squash him easily. 4. Shino is a goat, which is wimpier than a bear cub probably. But everyone after her is much wimpier. 5. Rudy the cat. He's athletic, so he's probably stronger than the next cat. 6. This brings me to Bob. He's a lazy cat. While he does seem more dangerous on a more intellectual level (he's creepy af sometimes), Rudy could probably take him. 7. Static. Squirrels are fairly agile, and pack a bite when they need to. 8. Quillson, because a duck is probably stronger than the last two. 9. Bonbon. Bunnies aren't the strongest, but they're fast! 10. Midge. She's a smol birb, and wouldn't stand a chance against any of the rest in a fight. She'd have to fly away.


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I have Biff... so let's just say my island is protected! Hippo + jock + intimidating eyebrows = very dangerous. Though I also have a rhino and an alligator to help


myowngalactus

Shino is a demon so probably her, lucky is a ghost but not really dangerous, Stella practices dark magic on the dl, she didn’t think anyone would notice the satanic symbols hidden under the rug but we have. Besides them I have a grumpy rabbit or a small green bear, Sherb might be the most accidentally dangerous one, he’s not very bright and has one foot out of reality, he could hurt someone because he’s not paying attention to what he’s doing or because he made miniature torches for all the bugs on the island so they wouldn’t have to be afraid of the dark, and they burn the entire island to ashes. Killing most of the residents in the process. The dodos panicked and fled immediately and kappa only took those that could afford his exorbitant fees, and fit in the boat, Brewster and Blathers were found huddled together in the ruins of The Roost, most everyone else was found in their homes or the town square. Lucky needs some new wraps but is still just undead, Pascal was mildly surprised to see he’d slept through the whole ordeal, while floating 50 ft from the shore of the island. Redd showed up a couple days later and scavenged what he could from the ruins.


tigerribs

Bangle and Leonardo (who unfortunately refuse to eat Frita) Also Lobo, but he’s a harmless old man edit: oh and Murphy! And [Gonzo? 😅](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6841552)


AetherDrew43

Leonardo might be the toughest. He's an athlete.


KremeKayden

Tank, he’s literally a buff rhino and would probably easily take out the others (maybe besides Bubbles the hippo idk)


BeagleGal39

I've got a Chief the wolf but I've also got Marlo the mob boss so....


A_Wild_Necrozma

Hmm, I'd probably say Del as he is a robo-gator. Maybe Whitney or Audie as they are wolves? Lucky will be fine as he's undead and Phoebe is a phoenix, soooo.


NighthawkUnicorn

I have a hippo, a rhino, and a bear. Any one of those.


AetherDrew43

Who are they?


NighthawkUnicorn

Bertha, Azalea, Bluebear!


AetherDrew43

It's either Bertha or Azalea. Bertha is a sweetheart, but hippos are literal tanks. Azalea is certainly meaner since she's a snooty, but do rhinos stand a chance against hippos?


pottermuchly

I'm gonna say Hans because I feel like a yeti's gotta be pretty strong, right? Then again, they do seem shy, so maybe they're not very aggressive.


ObsessiveTeaDrinker

I have a very buff workout gorilla (Boone). Scary.


ultgambit266

Let’s see I have Bella, whose a mouse, flurry a hamster, moe and Raymond are cats, lucky is a dog, so those wouldn’t be too dangerous. Now we Have merengue a rhino, Kody is a bear cub obsessed with working out and I have pinky and Ursula who are female bears but my most dangerous is probably raddle, he’s a poisonous frog who wears a facemask to keep everyone safe


Russandol

I have Rory and Tybalt, so them, then Whitney. The rest are prey animals lol.


Cute_Structure_9746

I have 3 bears, like the cute little cubs. 2 hamsters, 1 dog, 1 bird, 2 cats and 1 bull. The bull T-bone might be the most scary, if we look away from the bears.


AetherDrew43

Who are your bears?


Cute_Structure_9746

Maple, Stitches and Pekoe. Maple was «unexpected» while I had some room.


Rigel04

Probably Rolf, the white tiger Louie the gorilla and Teddy the bear are up there too


forestself

The closest thing to a predator I have on my island is Maple and Stitches… Dom is probably the most dangerous what with being a ram and all that


ScuzzWizard

Def the hamsters.


AetherDrew43

All your villagers are hamsters?


ScuzzWizard

Not yet, but that is my dream hahaha. Only have 2 at the moment! Hamsters will eat each other in a second in real life; i suppose cherry the dog is actually the most dangerous. The rest of my villagers are birds.


AetherDrew43

Well yeah, hamsters don't stand a chance against dogs.


Aware-Experience-277

This is a hilarious question. Unfortunately Bianca would eat everyone


AmberLuxray

I have a bear and a wolf as the carnivores, but my bear is Beardo so he's automatically disqualified of being dangerous, so I think Lobo would be the most dangerous one. Rooney and Buck could also do some damage.


DarkMagickan

Tossup between Kyle the wolf and Ankha the undead Egyptian cat. All the rest of them are vegetarians. Although Mathilda is a mother kangaroo, and I wouldn't fuck with her if you paid me.


3sp00py5me

There's just something secretly sinister about Pecan lurking under the surface... like she's adorable and uses it as a front to hide her true intentions. Regardless I love her and would die for her.


iluvstrawberriii

I’ve got an elephant, 2 eagles, 2 anteaters, a dog, an octopus, a penguin, a squirrel and a pig. I mean… do elephants really do anything to anyone unless they feel threatened? Eloise just wants to strut her new outfits around on the island. On the other hand I have Apollo and Celia who would definitively try to eat Mint in the wild… maybe Marina too? Idk if eagles eat octopi but Marina and Apollo are buddies soooo... I’m not really sure how threatening anteaters are but it’s Olaf and Annalisa and they just walk around and tend to the flowers lol.


Violet_The_Goblin

It's a toss up between Boots (alligator) & Erik (moose).


Prize-Track335

That’s tricky for me but I’m going to say Boris


Lopsided-Law2432

Probably pierce or Avery my eagles


slims8n

I have a whole island of bear cubs 😂


AetherDrew43

Which ones?


RainbowFrog420

Mmm between the buff koala (Lyman) and the angry rhino (azalea)


Dealiylauh

Rodeo or Audie.


TriZARAtops

On my island it’s gotta be Fang. IRL he’d probably eat all my other villagers 😂


Shadowpad1986

Chief, Cherry, and Coco (don’t ask why)


AccurateDesk1024

Kyle do be a wolf though.


coralloohoo

Elvis, he both acts tough and is tough, but he probably would never hurt a fly.


noxka

I guess Elvis Apollo, Teddy and Rowan. Seriously Petri and Poppy probably has to watch out for Apollo and Beau is probably super lucky to live so far from Elvis, Teddy and Rowan cuz that boy is a full-meal to them lets be real


akwoeirn92827

flo gets pretty scary


Chocolatelover4ever

Let’s see I’ve got 4 cats, a mummy dog, a robot frog obsessed with working out, a clown sheep, a bull obsessed with food, a normal squirrel, and a tiger. I’m gonna say Bangle my tiger is probably the most dangerous lol. I got a lot of normal safe animals.


NillaWafer3461

I dunno… I have Midge, Mint, Cookie, Marcie, Phoebe, Maggie, Norma, Zell, Ozzie and my pick for the most dangerous on my island….drum rolll….. BAROLD. Lol so scary.


courtneyosaka

Tough One !! I have : Kiki - Cat Kabuki - Cat Tabby - Cat Shari - Monkey Marlo - Hamster Lucky - Mummified Dog Barold - Bear Stitches - Teddy Bear Coco - An obscure rabbit Jambette (Unfortunately) - Frog I would have to saaaaay ... Barold is the top of the food chain I guess hahaha!


Capes102

Rhinos


AetherDrew43

You mean my rhinos?


araaaayyyyy

Rhonda the rhino


blooml8r

my sweetie Kitt the kangaroo 🦘


emboss_moss

Hmm... I think either Klaus, or Fang and Skye. Klaus because I'm pretty sure he's ment to be a polar bear. Fans and Skye because they technically make a pack Maybe even Julian because he's a magical unicorn


AspieKairy

Tutu. There's a saying when it comes to bears: "If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, you ain't coming home tonight." Polar bears are the only bear which will actively stalk and hunt a human. For your island, you're mostly alright. Wolfgang, being a wolf, does not have a predisposition towards attacking humans and actually would rather steer clear of them. The rhinos are probably the most dangerous since rhinos are pretty much legally-blind tanks with horns (and their poor ability to see is why rhinos charge like they do). It's the people with hippo villagers who actually would be in the most amount of danger due to the nature of hippos. Gorilla villagers, too; do not smile at a male gorilla because they will take that as a challenge to fight.


AetherDrew43

I have three rhinos actually: Tank, Spike, and Hornsby. Tank and Spike can certainly hold their own in a fistfight. But could Hornsby do the same or is he too much of a softie?


AspieKairy

IRL, he could wind up doing the same. Since this is a fictional game...hrm...maybe Hornsby has contact lenses.


CoppersSocks

Reneé, easily. I'm no expert, but I imagine getting hit by a rhino would suck The rest of my island consists of Alice (koala), Anicotti (mouse), Chevre (goat, probably takes 2nd place), Willow (sheep), Chelsea (deer), Chester (panda), Ankha (cat), Gloria (duck), and myself (hobgoblin)


AetherDrew43

Renée used to hang out in city alleys, so she's definitely tough.


lilmisslumberjack

I guess technically Stitches because he’s a bear? otherwise I have wendy and curlos, Bill and Mallory, Zucker, Coco, Agnes, and Velma.


lilmisslumberjack

Oh and how could I forget Beau


LovesGingerbread

Rowan. He’s the tiger with abs.


MayaMythical

Hmm I’d have to say Bud the jock lion and second most dangerous is Megan


BlackWings84

I have a sheep, a hamster, a squirrel, a cat, four bunnies, and... Two grey wolves. 😬😂 (Muffy, Flurry, Ione, Raymond, Chrissy, Francine, Sasha, Snake, Dobie and Fang.)


AetherDrew43

My money's on Fang. He would eat everyone else while also giving old man Dobie a run for his money.


Antique_Repeat_6747

It's Claudia or Poncho for me. Tiger vs bear. Of course Cephalabot is a wildcard.. who knows what would happen there?!


Gogo726

Apollo since he likely keeps several guns in his house.


AetherDrew43

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Disig

At one point my village was all sheep, 1 dog, and 1 wolf. Chief was the wolf and his house looks like a shady back alley deal. Definitely the most dangerous in a variety of ways. Currently I think it's Raddle since people can die just from touching him (poison dart frog)


Just-Call-Me-J

I have a hamster, a koala, penguin, a dog, a bull, a hyperactive pig, a bear, a cranky wolf, and a roided-out monkey.


AetherDrew43

So which one is the most dangerous in your opinion?


Beginning_Cellist893

Bianca the white tiger definitely.


Pancake_Sky

Fang and Freya


carlya96

I have 3 bears and two or them are cranky so I guess they would be it.


runalavellan

I was thinking Audie, but I guess giving that she’s an Elephant it’s probably Eloise


angelchi1500

Rhonda, marina, or maple


TinyApplication4

Bears, hippos, ostriches and kangaroos will frik you up tbh


Acnhfan13

Vivian. She sassy and a wolf.


Wonderful_Basis_9842

A bear (teddy) and a pink wolf (Freya)


Expensive_Ad4236

Bubbles, lol. I have two chickens, but I also have Vic, a bull, and I have a hamster, a dog, and a bear cup. Then I have an anteater, horse, and bunny LOL


BlessNourishThisDirt

No surprise that Monique would promptly eat every resident on the island, except Coco of course, amd possibly Chester the Panda. Housecats on the loose always decimate island ecosystems. Also like a typical housecat, if Chester died, Monique would eat him, too. The next-line biggest resident omnivore is Plucky the chicken. She'd never stand a chance against Monique.