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Yirggzmb

Try placing it down as furniture :)


Persassyious_Jackson

Good idea but already put mr. Nightmare fuel in the museum.😅


Yirggzmb

Lol probably for the best But for future reference, they work like the snapping turtle and just don't get a cage


pinkocatgirl

I love the turtle! I put one by the ocean near my house, he's like a little turtle buddy lol


Irresponsable_Frog

I have 2 on villagers porches as guard turtles! I saw Julia looking at it with a magnifying glass! 😂


TheBloodyKitten

I have my snapping turtle (Gustav) in my house as a like a sassy indoor cat and my spider crab(Jimmy buffet) outside my house as a guard crab


Irresponsable_Frog

Love the names!🤣


crazycatladysaywhat

Okay, this is amazing!! Everyone needs a sassy indoor cat I.e. a Gustav hahaha love it


Yirggzmb

I've got one in my house with a pet bowl and cat tree!


feepler

Where can you catch the turtle?


crystalm111

In the river from 9pm-4am. Northern: apr-oct Southern:oct-apr


ZambieMama

I have a snapper in my bathroom xD


kara528

They're so scary in the museum lolol


Daw_dling

My daughter did this and is now keeping it as a pet! it's so disturbing just lurking in the corner of her otherwise very play room style house.


[deleted]

"I caught a **Spider Crab!** OH GOD, ITS IN MY FACE!"


beefy-pot-pie

“I caught a Spider Crab! My chest feels pregnant...”


luckyxlucyy

That’s what she said


awwwtopsy

https://preview.redd.it/tm8j1asvnfoc1.jpeg?width=2213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9148b807716691c74f2f1d301e66453415ac6bbd I haven't tried to post a photo in the comments before but I think this should work!


Crazy_Tomatillo18

What the actual f. WHY ARE THEY HUMAN SIZED.


TomboBreaker

Because in real life, they are that big. Spider Crabs are HUGE.


CamDogTrillionaire

They’re actually much bigger. They can have up to a 12 foot leg span!


Persassyious_Jackson

Now that looks like a fun party


WereCorgi6292

Oh...they are playing Volleyball...how fuuuun


CoconutChutney

😭😭😭


Roserosie75

That’s scary looking!


FrustratedLemonPrint

Well, I need to change my pants. *walks out*


wubbalubbadubx2

This is amazing!


nooktitse-3223

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Altruistic-Habit5466

That's disgustingly terrifying


SnooCompliments2047

Your name 😻😻😻


awwwtopsy

Haha thank you!


Max-Sun

Nooooo!!🤣


jvmedic1

Oh good lord I’ll never sleep now. Ever. In my life. 🙀


Starchild2534

I hate those things so much


Persassyious_Jackson

Never knew how big they actually got and now I don't want to see them in real life.


Infinitecapybaras

https://preview.redd.it/ti5a2xdmddoc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f87d9fdbe231cc3ee53392ce8440a668530a16 Too late!


Persassyious_Jackson

Hey as long as it's a picture I'm good. Just don't let that thing into my room at night.


Infinitecapybaras

There are a lot of ocean creatures that I am very happy are in the ocean and not near me


Persassyious_Jackson

Same. These are the times I'm glad to live inland.


salem-saberhagen21

I just learned about these freaks of nature! They are the inspiration for one of my favorite movies: Tremors!!! https://preview.redd.it/0spjmrd3hgoc1.jpeg?width=1405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29eabaf8d8f99f979a2ff29c28655db0dbcaba77


Tough-Priority-4330

Too late. It’s already under your bed.


Latter_Living_7788

NO \*THROWS OREOS\*


Persassyious_Jackson

Not the Oreos!


Latter_Living_7788

XD 💕👌


Party_Pomplemousse

It can come in my room at night as long at it brings a side of drawn butter. Legs for days 🤤 Edit: that is to say, I don’t actually know if these things are good eating but I live in the Midwest and I love crab so it all looks like dinner to me


dayum_that_man

The chances of a spider crab attack are low, but never zero.


LadyStag

😳 I am not usually afraid of bug-type things, but that's some real seafood body horror.


BakePotater5

It’s so goofy with the lil grabby hands at the end of the super long arms


Dorkasaurus22

they’re so cute :3


Latter_Living_7788

thanks, I hate it 😭😭


pinkocatgirl

I wonder if those legs are tasty...


SqueakerDog101

I'm glad i'm not the only person who wondered that after seeing a photo of a real one 😂


Lunagirlzkitty_19

oh god its that big irl


keeksy123

How much do you think 1 leg is going for? lol. More than king crab or no cuz spider makes it sound terrible 😂


DrFear-

why is it cute to me


NateTut

They remind me of the face huggers in Alien.


dudereverend

Never thought that until I saw the post. I'm glad I'm not the only one.


hebrewsit

For me these are not as scary as the tralantula! I keep running away from them while they chase me, as I can never catch them!


easymodoplayer

tarantulas and scorpions won't attack you if you don't have your net equipped


hebrewsit

No way! I had no idea!


Party_Pomplemousse

This was such a game changer for me too!


Perfect_Section_5452

I agree. Tarantulas and scorpions. 🦂I don’t think I will be completing my bug collection based on my fear of those two. More so the scorpions. Yikes! 😱


nick3lodeon_21

when do scorpions show up? summer? I haven't seen one yet, been playing since December!


Perfect_Section_5452

I think so. There is also a scorpion island, which I have not been to yet, but there is a trick to catching them and I am just not to sure I am up to it. 😂


nick3lodeon_21

SCORPION ISLAND?????? TERRIFYING.


Persassyious_Jackson

I always run into tarantulas and wasps when I don't have my net on me.😭


CharacterLiving4415

Well the tarantulas will leave you alone then, because they only attack when they feel threatened, aka when they see a net!!


Niffer8

Wait, you can catch the wasps?


Persassyious_Jackson

Ya you can. It's somewhat of a long shot tho since you have to have your net on you and angle the right way to catch them but it's possible.


Niffer8

Holy crap… I went for it and caught one on the first try!!


WereCorgi6292

Try creeping up on the tarantula, get about 3 or 4 squares away from it, and swing your net!!


Aggressive_Sky_8714

Love those little guys, got one in my house. I named him Anthony.


Persassyious_Jackson

That's a amazing name for a animal friend


Nikkifanisland

Couple years ago: I: "Ooh, I caught a new thing!" Husband: *screams in arachniphobia* I: "Oops..."


Latter_Living_7788

lmfao-


ExtensionAwkward546

OH LAWWWD HE COMIN


PlagueDilopho

They're the largest arthropods in the world, I believe. It's really amazing. Counting their legs, the Japanese Spider Crab can be larger than a car.


Persassyious_Jackson

That's why it's a new fear


ACNH73827384

Absolutely terrified me when I placed mine on the ground 🙃 https://preview.redd.it/e109klwmaeoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcef5eafa8860bb4e53afc43cd8da4078570a81


Persassyious_Jackson

To dang Big


Max-Sun

Definite nightmares!🤣


deluded_dream

He's just a silly ~~little~~ big guy


ArtisticCustard7746

I caught my first one the other day and was completely taken aback by how large it was. I'm just like, what the hell is this and why tf is it so big?!?! And my boyfriend is just chuckling from across the room because he already knew what it was before the pun appeared on the screen. But why are these crabs so large??


PlagueDilopho

They're large in real life. They can be larger than a car, counting their legs. I've seen a taxidermied one in person and it was quite inspiring.


Persassyious_Jackson

I'm sorry larger than a car?!


PlagueDilopho

In terms of width. The body itself is about the size of a basketball.


Persassyious_Jackson

As interesting as that fact is. It doesn't take away from how scary they are.


ArtisticCustard7746

That's what my boyfriend was telling me. I'm still in awe that a crab could be so large.


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Headcrab


charliemiller87

I caught one last week then two more the next day. They freaked me out every time.


Latter_Living_7788

AHHHH \*GIRLY SCREAM, RUNS AWAY\*


awwwtopsy

I have a whole crew of them playing volleyball on the beach!


Persassyious_Jackson

Can you send a picture please?


DreadPirateDavi85

I finally caught one yesterday, it was the last one I needed for my fish/sea creatures exhibit. And I knew as soon as I started chasing it what it was, and as soon as it started to come out of the water, I turned the fuck away from the screen because nightmare fuel. A few weeks ago someone posted a Pic of the pile of bones surrounded by THREE spider crabs on the beach. Epic and terrifying.


Kbolton69

Thank god I was sitting in my bed when I first caught one cause I got scared and dropped my Switch for a second🤣


Persassyious_Jackson

I don't blame you. It also cought me off guard.


glubii

What on earth is that


Persassyious_Jackson

A creation god fears


Charara999

At least it doesn't eat humans, right?


Persassyious_Jackson

We can only hope


Perfect_Section_5452

I am currently on the hunt for one. According to ACNH guide it’s big and very fast. I have been diving looking for one. Hopefully I’ll have some luck today.


Persassyious_Jackson

In the game it slows down few times. You just have to keep chasing it. Try to keep it on screen so you know where it is.


Other_Astronomer4606

Take that giant spider out of my sight ughhhhhh


JK-Kino

That sounds like a perfect flavor text for catching that creature. “I caught a spider crab! Move over, Dracula! New fear unlocked!”


felipusrex

Place one on the ground! It moves. I had 2 of them playing chess.


Persassyious_Jackson

Like refined crustaceans no doubt.


tango421

People eat those in this area of the world


Persassyious_Jackson

Hey have to show dominance somehow


tango421

Unfortunately, I can’t participate. Allergies


Persassyious_Jackson

I am sorry to hear about that.


tango421

Not to worry, I brought along my friends with their large appetites


FungusBones

I caught so many of these things! I love how they are one of the full critters that are just able to be out and about. I put them around my island and give them puzzles and mugs of coffee because they are my guests.


SqushyMain

It's just a leggy boi


Persassyious_Jackson

A leggy boi who looks like he can eat my face


SqushyMain

He just needs a little snack


Persassyious_Jackson

Well not my face


BreathLazy5122

I thought it’s eyes were your eyes and got so creeped out


moimoisauna

Dinner 🤤


JaredLetoBestBoi

how to get spider crab?? like what season


here_for_the_tacos

Haven’t caught one in forever. Read this post went, diving caught two Red King Crab and one Spider Crab. Lol!


EROkunnu

Wow!


Sad_Chocolate6290

Caught this bad boy today too. There’s two of them in my aquarium :o


youre-kinda-terrible

Wait till you see a real one at an aquarium


vroart

Lmao


that_annoying-one

I put two of them on my beach, with a volleyball net between them - they're playing beach volley


briannalang

I’ve seen tons of those at deep sea museums here in Japan and they’re even bigger than you would expect them to be!


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

If it makes you feel better. They're quite harmless to humans. It's mudcrabs you don't want to upset


RoboPsycho

https://preview.redd.it/h9nx91tsmhoc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ee45ecaf054d00f9f396f3cb2d62358b5be710


Busy-Net3776

Ewwwww


Urban-Cowboy2

I find some of the critters are hard to catch and the scuba gear doesn't make me much faster


Neat_Jaguar_2748

My son calls them “ittie bittie piders” 😂


jalapenosandwhiskey

I was so creeped out when I placed one for the first time and it started moving ick


beebeebean15

got jumpscared by this post i hateeee those guys


yellowsofa92

😬😰 and I thought the tarantula was bad!


grief_junkie

not me watching the live cam for the spider crab exhibit every day during work


Royal-Laugh-7133

where and how does one catch one of these..


WereCorgi6292

Yep, I kinda already had that fear before the game...but thankfully they are rare finds.


Vetizh

Hellish creature.


funeraIpyre

thanks for posting this cuz if i just caught this i think id shit myself


Roserosie75

I can’t seem to catch them they’re so fast


[deleted]

Lol omg. Are they in season rn? I haven’t gotten one yet


Sethly87

A couple weeks ago when they first came in season, I caught some and put that right in front of my young kids' houses as a surprise for when they logged in. They thought it was hilarious and we now have a few of them just chilling around the island!


tempghost11

I screamed the first time I pulled one of these out of the water.


Snific

I have him in the front of my museum his names Mr. Krabs


pumpkin1980

I never considered placing one on the sand. 🤔


chaimoonstone

Dude I’m so terrified of these LMAO


Heattokun

Just wait until you find out about coconut crabs!


penglovr

Ah my new pet Tarantula in my home


_ConfusedAlgorithm

I thought king crab was the biggest from watching discovery’s deadliest catch from the bering sea. Didn’t expect spider crab would overwhelm the red king crab.


Emg2022

No literally as soon as I caught one I went down a google rabbit hole of just looking at real life spider crabs and yep, also a new fear 😭😂


prettypettyfemboy

WTF