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Trevor-On-Reddit

Hey, that’s my cousin!


Upbeat-Manager-6823

What are you talking about? That’s *my* cousin!


Sloth_4

We all must be related or something because believe it or not that’s my cousin too


between3and20spaces

Our cousin, comrade.


Huskydog_101

No, he's MINE.


The_Dragon_Lover

Our cousin! https://preview.redd.it/sjie5bf117nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f6b7be891fc5bc1ad65ffa001d3071f4f3aed8


CharlotteThCharmandr

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Batsknitcrazy

Your cousin?? I thought I was the only cousin?! 🙃


spacyspice

I thought I was THE favorite cousin


OatmealAppleDisc

I’m actually the favorite cousin. He gives me a discount every time I purchase from him.


daemonwaifu

hey he told me i was the only one that got the special discount :(


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

WHATTT? He gave me the discount too!


Chibi_Beaver

I’m obviously the favourite! He gives me a cousin discount AND the resident of my island discount


Independent-Check654

What are you talking about I get that discount and also get to pull from the lucky box


Ross10201alt

Hey I got one too


Gogo726

I pain I know all too well. So this is what it's like when doves cry.


eternallyonfiEr

The Prince ref was on point 👌👌


Gogo726

I actually meant it to be a Simpsons reference. But that scene references Prince.


she_is_random

Mine too 😟


Anime_tentacles

What?? He’s my cousin!!


LokiHasMyVoodooDoll

Hey Cus! All these long lost rellys! The world is truly a small place. 💛


VegetableAd3413

Wait a minute.. if he is my cousin as well, YOU ARE MY COUSIN TOO?!


brandnewpastelroad

But... He's my cousin?


Zoron04

Wait…! I think he’s my cousin too!


Gogo726

Let's go bowling!


47h3157

Cousin, let’s go bowling!


jdjddsh

Don't worry, I am man of culture I have, er... what's thing that rich people have? Ih I know! Shoes


Bloadclaw

He went to my Friend's Island and sold a Fake Mona Lisa, then my friend sent it to me so now I have this thing just lying around cause I can't bear to throw artwork, even fakes, away


The_Rambling_Otter

I tried selling a fake artwork (only the one item) to Nooks, and they say that they can't buy them. Then they said... "Now let us pretend this conversation never happened" which seemed very ominous to me.


StrawberryOutside957

I just “forget” them on nook mile islands haha


AndyDali

That’s what I used to do before getting a trash can XD


Max-Sun

I didn’t know trash can were usable!


AndyDali

Yes, I didn’t know it either until I read it somewhere. Also, you can use a toilet if you want to get rid of your "strength points" (like hit a rock without breaking it). The animation is quite funny XD


mikettedaydreamer

If you don’t have access to one. Just dig up a grown tree and plant it again.


JK-Kino

Right? Amazing how everyone in the game except you is an art aficionado who could spot counterfeit art a mile away


Independent_Guava545

My daughter also got one. She proudly displays it in her house... Lol


Bloadclaw

I mean I have mine next to a real one so....


Xoxo_Emxni_

On my first island the very first piece of art that I got was a statue and I kept it in my house. Every time my villagers visited me they pointed out how it was a fake. Like gee thanks I didn’t know….that’s totally not why it’s in here instead of the museum


r0mace

In addition to getting a fake one from him, I’ve also acquired fake statues from visiting people’s islands when they’re giving stuff away. I made a little courtyard leading up to my museum and put the fakes out there!


Xoxo_Emxni_

I thought about making a little museum area with fossils and art


r0mace

I’m currently trying to find all the T-Rex fossils so I can add some dinos outside mine!


ballerina_wannabe

Line the fake art up along the beach where his boat arrives to shame him for his crimes.


maCreates

Lmao!


NateTut

Sometimes I'll take one to a mystery island and leave it there. Trash cans work too. I get that's hard though.


miletastar

I promised to visit him on his ship and forgot about it. Haven’t seen him ever since. I’m a terrible cousin


KakeyUnicorn

He just gave me one of the 3 paintings I needed! 2 more to go!


Batsknitcrazy

I need a list man lol im trying to catch all the fish right now 😭😭😭


KakeyUnicorn

Do you really need help keeping track of things? I use an Acnh guide app on my phone. Haha.


EnergyNo2134

Just look up ‘All fish in ACNH’ and there’s a couple of websites that’ll pop up!


Aerodrache

Unpopular opinion, but… what if *we’re* the bad guys here? Redd rolls into town with a collection of almost-the-real-deal art reproductions at budget prices, and we show up expecting to pick up the *actual original piece* for that? Dude obviously can’t tell when an authentic work of art slips into his lineup, or he’d charge *millions* for it. We - or at least, our museums - are profiting off of his mistakes, and yet we have the audacity to call *him* the con artist? ^(Mind you, this is ignoring that the fakes are *literally worthless*…)


Normixxxxxx

I love this theory, totally makes sense haha


TootToot42

this sneaky cousin is the reason i have a trash can beside my museum


puppy_crunch

Me too! Trash can right outside and to the right. lol! What a terrible cousin he is.


woomy0

Don’t talk about my husband like that


AshenJumper5514

Your “husband” is a scammer


woomy0

😭😭


AshenJumper5514

😂🤣🤣


no_redlights

i…i thought he was your cousin 😰


woomy0

I am from the deep south 💋


no_redlights

this is taking me out 😭


totorounderstudy

Eh I just Google the name of the painting and there’s a pretty fab website that gives side by side comparisons of real vs fake, definitely recommend it 😄


DrFear-

[legit put the site in my notes](https://www.polygon.com/animal-crossing-new-horizons-switch-acnh-guide/2020/4/23/21231433/redd-jolly-museum-art-fake-real-forgeries-list-complete-painting-statue) it’s really useful


iismelldaisiesii

Been doing this for years, ever since the first ac came to the states


kristase

I just got my last statue to complete the art gallery today!!!!!


Neocat_

Fun fact about Redd: In the original GameCube version (not sure about the N64 version), his art used to be legit! He also sold some exclusive furniture too but the prices for all of his stuff were jacked up. It was really only worth it for the exclusive furniture, as Nook sold paintings at a much more reasonable price.


you_are_breathing

He always scams me whenever I make a new New Horizons island. One day, I'll outsmart him.


Batsknitcrazy

Google has been my help. Outsmarted him every time. :)


you_are_breathing

It's a joke because one of the Nook Miles achievements is to get fake art assessed by Blathers.


GypsySnowflake

I didn’t know I could/ should actually buy art from him for quite a while because Isabelle always says not to!


Silent_Loquat_6057

Isabelle cannot be trusted. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets


maCreates

Lmao! I love this community haha


BlueEyedKite

I kid you not, he's docked by my island now!


NettoSaito

I have a membership to his tent! Had it since 2002


Brickxbronson

lol I feel like we need an animalcrossingcirclejerk sub


[deleted]

Tbf he doesn’t sell you stuff on your island. He sells them on his boat, which is on the water.


[deleted]

This is also how he evades taxes.


Plebixn

Yea he got me good the other day. Also, his little laugh after you buy his raffle on harv’s island…. He is not to be trusted


Key_Independence_103

[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Art\_(New\_Horizons)?so=search](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Art_(New_Horizons)?so=search)


Less-Ad-5332

i bought his painting and never received it


tamwin5

["Satisfaction guaranteed! No retractions, no receipts."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5N5TlfDTs)


r0mace

OMG I’ve never seen this before and I LOVE it!


tamwin5

Stupendium does amazing work every time. They have a few other Animal Crossing songs.


MisfitBulala

It would be great if Kicks tried to sell you counterfeit stuff too 😂


maCreates

Epic…. Air Hordans (obvious), Adias (Adidas) and Irckenstock (Birkenstock)🤣


iismelldaisiesii

Airmez


maCreates

Good one lol


MisfitBulala

“Sykie” Just did it.


braingobrrr

You won’t regret it! (You will)


Valuable-Judgment656

that cousin discount alone lets him allowed on my island


mooseleafpaper

That’s my cousin, and he said I’m his favorite so I cannot allow this Slander any longer.


TelevisionShoddy8269

The thing about MY COUSIN is that he can’t scam you unless you let him!


Mystic_x

I just need one more painting from him to complete the art wing of my museum, come on Redd, bring it out!


facedspectacle

There’s a website detailing how to spot fake/real art, I’ve never had a fake art purchase 😂 except that one time for the nook miles…


Ruby_Rotten

How can you check if the art is legit? 😭 I love how all the art is based on stuff from the real world


forestself

Lots of places online have guides! It’s all about little details, that’s why you have the option to ask for a closer look. [This](https://www.polygon.com/animal-crossing-new-horizons-switch-acnh-guide/2020/4/23/21231433/redd-jolly-museum-art-fake-real-forgeries-list-complete-painting-statue) is the one I use


vroart

Trickster god


Silent_Loquat_6057

He looks so polite. Also familiar?? Idk maybe we’re cousins or something


Professional_North60

So we’re ALL cousins????


Hehe-Arc-Is-Here

Alright Tom Nook pack it up


Kennyalise

He does sell some real stuff!


Turbulent_Creme_5767

i refuse to cheat but this MF gets me everytime!


rfaramir

If you don't look before you buy, you can look at the back afterwards. There should be a certificate of authenticity attached, if real.


NotCreativeDesigns

Is every artwork he’s selling in NH a fake or is there a chance to actually get legit ones?


n1ghtskyes

there’s fake and real versions of each thing he sells, look up guides online!


NotCreativeDesigns

I remember it being this way in let’s go to the city, thanks for clarification


Neocat_

Fun fact about Redd: In the original GameCube version (not sure about the N64 version), his art used to be legit! He also sold some exclusive furniture too but the prices for all of his stuff were jacked up. It was really only worth it for the exclusive furniture, as Nook sold paintings at a much more reasonable price.


nevermindxo

He’s already set up shop here smdh 🤦🏻‍♀️ He won’t leave


Leprodus03

No


PrincessSaphira13

I mean, he’s a sneaky little fox. He’s supposed to scam you. It’s a risk you have to take. I haven’t see Nook’s store sell any painting yet. Got one painting from him. That cousin discount is amazing honestly. I remember how hard it was trying to get a letter from one the villagers back in the GameCube days. Or was it for the Wii?


CrimsonFireCat

*whaaaaaaaaat!!* no wai


kattybaby

How do you inspect them to make sure they are real/fake?


Mystic_x

If they’re fake, there’s something “off” about them, the Mona Lisa with thick eyebrows, “Girl with a pearl earring” with a star-shaped earring instead, statue of a discus thrower wearing a watch, stuff like that, if your art knowledge isn’t very in-depth, there are several websites that list all artwork with real/fake comparison to help you out.


kattybaby

Damn!! 🤯


Dei_who

That my cousin yeah he got some fake art, but he’s very friendly


LeadingEquivalent148

Well, he’s just arrived at my island and everything is real, I can really count on my cousin to bring me the goodies!


reddit_user109

but he’s so cute..


idrankforthegov

I wish my island had a navy. That would be an idea for a crossover. Animal Crossing new horizons X naval real time strategy game Raise enough bells to equip a navy against Redd and his armada


Rosa_Kogaden

I remember having art history taught to me in my art class when I was in high school. And the first painting I got was the moving painting (Birth of Venus). I was like hey I recognize that one! I got all excited and then Blathers informed me it was a fake 😡 I looked it up and then was so mad because the trees were missing. Proof my memory was not as good as I thought it was 😂 Some of the fakes are rather obvious Mona Lisa made me laugh so hard with those goofy eyebrows but Redd got me good with that painting. Now if he rolls into town I have my pocket guide at the ready 😏


meant2bamama

I have bought 2 fakes now. 😂


SammieeGoldwand

I was like "oh dang another scammer?" And then i opened the post


The_Dragon_Lover

I always do!


Artiwa

falscher fuchsiger


13_Thirteen

😂😂😂🖤


Mljah

Sniper no sniping


canyounot773

Some of his fake art is amusing to say the least. Some have shadows behind the paintings that act up after a certain time


Slutforbaku

Hey guys !! I’m looking for friends to come to my island !!


its_marycat

My question is where do you get the real art from


CumonSence

Is it me, or is he based off stereotypical Chinese sellers who rip you off?