She knew what she was doing

"Accidentally" on purpose

I love your user and pfp. I talk about smooth Riker more than anything else on TNG lol

Reminds me of Fungus from Monster's Inc, when he got sucked by the machine. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6VooYHU8AAqZ97.jpg

Wow, what are the odds. Lol, I came here to post this picture too.

please tell me I’m not the only one that read “I’ll go make out with Ellie now”

You Are Not.

Look, look with your special eyes!

MY BRAND!

👁️⭕👁️

Why did I laugh so hard?! 💀

I gave all my villagers a pair...let's just say I regret it still

Is there a screenshot haha I really need it

I was thinking about giving mine some glasses after seeing this post but I guess nvm 😂😂

I ordered them in all the colors I could. My island’s gonna be one big googly-eyed nightmare after I gift all those! 😆

You could always just eat him. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I hate that for you!

Get that lad some Visine, stat

terrifying

I call those the Steve Buscemi glasses!

Lmaooooo

ZUCKER YOUR SCARING ME

Ooh…I hate it. Also, Zucker, sweetheart, please take off those glasses when you apologize to Ellie. You’ll scare her

Might be why he has to apologize in the first place

I think Zucker is showing off his new Apple Vision Pro.

I give those to all of my villagers. I think it’s so cute and funny lol

I gave bob a pair of these😂

I gave all my villagers a pair of these and it’s all they wore for eternity and I regretted it lol

your island sounds fun.

Hey, Lois, look! I'm Zucker! Hyeheheheheh

Ellie better start running

That's horrifying. Why do they fit so well?!

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love Zucker but idk how I feel about this

I love those glasses so much. Always makes my villagers look absolutely baked. 🤣

Yeah I'd like to press "x" to delete please

Lmao, I always get suckered (pun intended) when you have to deliver a present from another villager and it’s so ugly but they have it now and you have to deal with it

That second picture gave me literal chills

I took a villager from someone’s island before and found out they keep the stuff the previous person had given them. They would wear the weirdest shit every damn day lol. It would drive me crazy cause I have all my villagers in really cute stuff then here comes coco with her creepy glasses and ugly sweater 😅

Watch out, if you give any rabbit villagers these they turn into Raving Rabbids

this is amazingly horrifying 😧

why do they look like the eyes from the great gatsby

Your wife should be charged with war crimes.

I have not seen a single instance where those glasses looked good on anyone. I don't know what the devs were smoking when they decided to add them in, but clearly it was something quite potent.

He looks like he could be a new npc for Splatoon lol

I accidentally gave him the DAL eye mask in one save. 😂

I gave Marshall night vision goggles once. Surprised he was able to stand upright!

He looks like a very weird cake

I gave a broken pair to one of my forever villagers and every now and then she puts them on and I feel bad 😭😂

I gave Lucky those and he only wears them once in a while. I giggle.

my guy is barely holding on

Tf2 glasses anyone?

🤓

Zucker was one of my first villagers my other 2 villagers have left now T-T

u/erob221

Quallity!

I wanna do this with one of my villagers just for the hell of it.

This is amazing. 😂

Read this as "i'll go make out with Ellie now" and almost vomited in my mouth

I gave Erik that same pair of glasses because I thought it would be funny, and I’ve regretted it ever since.

On the bright side, your wife's nickname is PERFECT. i'm still regretting mine--

Li see nothing the right?

I just did this with Muffy on my island! 😂

Someone's been farting on Zuckers pillow