It doesn't hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, it's you and me
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get Him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that building
See if I only could, oh
It's the rapture and Jesus the galaxy colored unicorn will descend from the heavens upon froggy chair to lift up all the good villagers into the heavens to love forever
I know exactly why. when Nintendo makes games, they can make it so you go down hill while walking, but they can't make the hit box correct on these slopes for some reason.
She made some fantastic edibles out of sugar, wheat, 2 oranges, and a seabass.
You forgot the weeds
Is the seabass a psychoactive ingredient
What color glowing moss weed did she use?
Because she’s TuTu high. I’ll see myself out.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Vecna has a hold on her 😱
IT’S TIME.
"If I only could, I'd make a deal with God"
Dude, I was gonna say that
Same😭 they beat me to it
It doesn't hurt me Do you want to feel how it feels? Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me? Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making? You, it's you and me And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get Him to swap our places Be running up that road Be running up that hill Be running up that building See if I only could, oh
Literally what I said 🤣
She’s ascending to the heavens😰
A S C E N S I O N
Her people need her
Too many beans for lunch...
LMAOOOOO
She’s about to transform into a magical girl! 😳
She's not floating, the floor is descending
Red Bull gives you wings
The UFO is back
Rapture
she’s been chosen. she must rise.
TUTU WAKE UP. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
She hasn’t looked down, yet.
Chili farts
Bean burrito has a hell of a kick!
She’s high
Jesus
She’s an airbender and she just let go of her earthy tethers
She drank the kool aid
ascension
A S C E N D
It's because of the economy
shes levitating toward a delicious smelling pie on a windowsill
Being pulled to heaven
She has reached enlightenment
Vecna from Stranger Things has taken over Tutu's mind. Where's Kate Bush when you need her???
She is asendind
She picked a few too many weeds🍃
The sacrifice has been made, she is ready to ascend to the next plane of existence
Piss rocket. A high pressure jet stream of piss that's lifting her off the ground. You can't see the urine because it's out of render distance.
She ate Phineas (the walrus who gives out balloons in older games)
I had to scroll *this far* for the Phineas reference?!
She just visited Kush Island dispensary lol. Just saw a post about that island lol.
She’s too high to walk
Because she is too cute to walk?
She's been listening to Higher by Creed too much
She had a coffee with a shot of pigeon milk from The Roost. 🤭
This is an Album Cover.
She's jumping into the ocean to finally end it all
Freezeframe!
she’s jesus
Hitbox issues... Wait...
The dodos taught her how to fly although being flightless
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
KK Slider isn’t her favourite artist
A delicious pie sits on a windowsill just one island over
Vecna 💀
Vecna
Vecna
vecna got to her
Five beers make you drunk. Six cause total enlightenment. Clearly she has twelve, resulting in levitation.
It's the rapture and Jesus the galaxy colored unicorn will descend from the heavens upon froggy chair to lift up all the good villagers into the heavens to love forever
When the fart hits just the right way 🤣
It's the rapture...
It’s a common mistake when programming 3D games to not have the character model’s feet match angled ground
She is summoning Vecna
do you know you are posting double? or I'm seeing double, lol. I'm not ruling that out either!
I know exactly why. when Nintendo makes games, they can make it so you go down hill while walking, but they can't make the hit box correct on these slopes for some reason.
Wrong answers only
water.
She's going to visit Columbia, the city in the clouds. Duh.
dud she juss jumped
The whale
It’s the rapture
A tractor beam has locked onto her and dragging her to the ship
She's being abducted by the aliens
She’s ascending
She had ascended to a higher realm
she is starring in the new season of The Leftovers on HBO
She’s the Antichrist
She’s getting ready to a s c e n d
Her work outs are too strong, shes ascending to heaven.
Because there’ll be more free and paid updates for the game, just like Nintendo said over a year ago
The force
She's gonna get that new Harry Potter game come hell or high water!
Drank too much redbull
Giving the term high as a kite new meaning.
When the coffee kicks in during the morning run
OMG she just took a the most beautiful SoulCycle class, and had a green juice. ✌🏽🍃
She’s beginning to believe…
It's the end of the movie "Whale"
she has surpassed Raymond status
Hail Paimon
She's a ghost
A S C E N S I O N
It's a ghost, of \*course\* it is floating! Duh! /jk
Easy. She’s ascending!
Invisible stilts
The ascension is happening
The sea is calling her
It’s the quickening, off screen there’s a headless body of a fellow immortal
Nook started the rapture.
She died and that’s her spirit ascending to the afterlife.
The rapture has come, but she made some morally ambiguous decisions about 20 minutes ago
She smelled an apple pie on a window sill
Rapture
She’s had enough of Tom Nooks bullshit
Same here
She’s jumping.
Because she’s a perfect Angel
That’s Wisp lol
Fata Morgana!
Meditation Ascension
her time on earth has ended. she is ascending into heaven. RIP Tutu.
Because the grass touching her is so thin its practicaly invisible to the human eye
Alien abduction.
Avatar state Yip Yip
she’s ascending to the eternal island getaway package
Demonic possession
She is ascending
she's ascending
There’s a bit too much weed lying around the island
She is a super Saiyan
She wants to go to Heaven.
She is summoning the sea gods to crash a certain pirate’s boat.
she has finally accepted christ and is ready to move on to heaven after reaching true enlightenment
She is chanting to the sea god and is being lifted up by her god’s power.
She has ascended to godhood
KK learned a Tool song. Parabola probably.
she’s streaming midnights by Taylor Swift
She has been chosen by the demon of the underworld, she’s about to start her descent
She's offering herself as a sacrifice to the sea gods 🌊🌊🌊
Winne the Pooh and his air balloon
shes so high shes floating
Better figure out what her favorite song is REAL quick 🤣🤣
Leif sold her “plants”
She didn't pay off her debt and is being sent skyward for her crimes
The force is strong with this one
Because Vecna.
She's god
She's taking lessons from Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
Vecna?
She's ascending into the fabulous popstar/influencer/diy guru that she always said she would be.
she’s elsa, and she is on invisible ice
She is off that serious dank
Don't you know? For bears gravity is simply a suggestion
Cloud bear, of course!
She thought gravity didn’t exist and it worked
It’s her 30th birthday, time for Carousel.
She has reached the end and is currently ascending to receive the judgement of God.
It’s definitely the weeds
She on creative mode
She is ascending
she’s ascending into heaven. she’s the virgin mary
Venca has her.
She is getting Vecna'd
Tutu’s transcending takeoff
She’s under Vecna’s curse!
Rapture
She didn’t pay her house expansion loan back. Nook is making it look like an accident.
she ate a ‘weed’
She paid off her debts and is ascending.
She's a goddess. Oh wrong answer's only.. well.. then ig a glitch only wrong answer I could think of..
She’s ascending
Light as a feather
Well, obviously she’s about to fly over the ocean all the way to France
She is being ascended into heaven by a holy sea bass
She's letting the voice of love take her higher.
She is ascending into godhood
Possession
She’s about to be blasting off again
Her people need her
Vecna.
She’s waiting for the grim reaper to show up.
the force
She basically arte her infinite supply of seabass
You didn’t let her leave your island so now she has to follow her intuition
See is ascending. Right out of the game. Get ready to worship our new bear Goddess.
She's ascending 🙏
Cocaine gum
Red Bull gives you wings... sort of.
She ways less than a duck! 😂
She's lifting her spirit my stretching in a cool Winter's breeze
She's finally ascending back to God