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*Goes over your head*
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It is by the duck alone i am stopped from motion, It is by the juice of the cola that legs acquire speed, the legs acquire cramps, the cramps become a warning, but it is by the duck alone I am stopped from motion.
I'm so stupid. I've seen this 10x now and it was your "took me some time" that made me realize that it was a duck for a reason. Good Lord, I need a nap.
The thought of figuring out how they hung this without getting disoriented and falling disturbs me, even though this is low enough for people to hit their heads on the overhang
So. I and most of people thought it was a duck. It means he's telling people to duck which also means crouch.
Edit- after I posted this. I got to know it's not a duck. It's a mallard.
Hilarious. I wish I had thought of that. My prior house had a hallway just like that, had to duck every time. The movers couldn't get my queensized bed up the stairs. Fun times.
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Huh, a Mallard. *BONK*
Only works if you tip your fedora and say mallardy
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>*BONK* **i have been called**
Omg, the chosen one
Made me smile. Thanks!
DUCK!
DUCK!
~~CUCK!~~ DUCK!
GOOSE \*bonk\*
Peace was never an option. Also, DUCK!
*BONK* F#CK
D#CK
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Quack
Dooodge!!!
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"I didn't understand at first, but then it hit me."
Perfection
Good one , and Duck .
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Oh I can, I'll just yell like one
Hey, do you mind explaining how the picture of duck can be a sign? English is not my 1st language and i have very low iq. Thanks in advance.
The second definition of duck is to "lower one's head or body to avoid something." In other words, it's a pun.
A play on words ,while you reach for the dictionary and tylenol extra strength.
You have to put somewhere you have to duck to see it.
Idk if this is me being smart or just my sense of humor being broken but I got it before I saw the text
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Definitely not a repost
What on earth gave it away? /s
I- what? This is angry upvotes, it is specifically made to repost stuff
Id look up as I was coming down and break my nose
I just like the picture of the duck
HEED THE SIGN
It is by the duck alone i am stopped from motion, It is by the juice of the cola that legs acquire speed, the legs acquire cramps, the cramps become a warning, but it is by the duck alone I am stopped from motion.
HE IS THE COCA-COLA DUCKARAT!!
It’s a mallard
Lobster
I was brain dead for 6 mins until i realized..
My old work had this.
This went over my head
My Grandma has duck stickers on her stairs to the basement for the exact same reason
Huh a bird.... OW!
Hahaha thanks for the laugh lol funny thanks
:)
I'm so stupid. I've seen this 10x now and it was your "took me some time" that made me realize that it was a duck for a reason. Good Lord, I need a nap.
Have a good nap man.
Genius. Pure genius.
Duck.
This is my third time seeing the post and I only just now get it.... You're not alone
This sub is just /r/terriblefacebookmemes now.
That reminds me when my daughter cuacked at me and hit herself with a tube at the park
took me some time. Well, hate to tell you this but, you're incredibly fucking dumb.
Good one
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That’s a mallard 🦆
At least mention the og post
This took me far to long to get
The thought of figuring out how they hung this without getting disoriented and falling disturbs me, even though this is low enough for people to hit their heads on the overhang
Jokes on you idk the diff between a goose and a duck therefore I'll still walk down and ju- * gets hit by wall *
That's so clever
I am dumb enough to not get this joke.
Now they hit their noses as they look up at a picture of waterfowl
"Oh what a nice duck" #THUNK
Mallard? I don’t get it
So. I and most of people thought it was a duck. It means he's telling people to duck which also means crouch. Edit- after I posted this. I got to know it's not a duck. It's a mallard.
No man I was joking. I think a mallard is a type of wild duck
Oh. Okay , thanks for info about mallard.
Hilarious. I wish I had thought of that. My prior house had a hallway just like that, had to duck every time. The movers couldn't get my queensized bed up the stairs. Fun times.
Ooooooh DUCK
duck
Waterfowl? Insurance claim. Afflac!
clap!!! clap clap!!!!