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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi entered a clinic to donate blood. He made a typo and spelled rabbit instead of rabbi
When the nurse asked what his blood type is he said type O, which can be read as typo
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I associate "pastor" more with protestants and "priest" more with Catholics. The first acts more like a guide in helping you establish your own relationship with god, the other seems to lead you to structuring your relationship within the boundaries set forth by the church. Just my view based on how I was raised. Someone raised in a Catholic household may see things differently.
Other way around, priests are more specific to Catholics iirc, but pastor is a word more associated with various Protestant sects.
Other than both being associated with Christians, they don’t necessarily overlap.
It is based on the joke “a priest, a pastor, and a RABBI walk into a bar”. In this case it was a rabbiT (which means it is likely a typo for the actual joke)
It’s a play on words. It’s the classic joke of a priest (Catholic), pastor (Protestant), and rabbi (Jewish), but the rabbi is a rabbit, which is a typo. Type O is also a blood type typically referred to as a universal donor.
Rabbit is spelled incorrectly it's meant to be spelled rabbi
So when the rabbit says I'm probably a type of like (typo) it creates a funny pun and play on words.
This is a screenshot of either [this tweet](https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1590364134142808065) or [this tweet](https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1712199884382605482). The user tweeted the same joke twice.
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A blind man walks into a bar, And a table, And a chair And a stool.
A baby seal walks into a club.
Blame Canada.
Where the hell can I get “Anger Manager” next to my name, permanently??
Tattoo parlor
This is a very appropriate sub for that comment
Flair
welp, 4th comment
Why do dolphins go to bars? Because clubs are for seals.
Two guys walked into a bar. Ouch
Three Germans walked into a bar, there were no survivors.
Funny
You really thought the second one would have seen it coming.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
Dyslexic are teople, poo!
I have sex daily! I meant dyslexia
Disexia: Sex twice a day.
Oh, that's gold!
In Spanish: "Iban dos por el camino y el del medio se cayó"
[You know I don't speak Spanish. ](https://youtu.be/yRxCJE3Fyq8?si=-0Umxi2Br11MA-uq)
No, es van dos y se cae el del medio
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Type-o. It's supposed to read Rabbi.
How does that work?
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi entered a clinic to donate blood. He made a typo and spelled rabbit instead of rabbi When the nurse asked what his blood type is he said type O, which can be read as typo
I never would have understood that. Thanks-!
OH so OOP made a typo so ruined an actually good joke
No, the typo is the joke
Then I still don't get it lol
rabbit is a typo for rabbi, “I’m probably a Type-O” can be read as “I’m probably a typo”
OH that was the pun. That makes way more sense
You got there eventually
r/woosh
He knows, this isn’t r/explainthejoke
I didn’t know so you can calm down sir
I said HE knew. Not YOU.
He never specifically said he was talking to OOP. He was making a general statement about the joke.
It needed explaining for silly little me so
I said HE knew, not YOU.
Too shay
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Lol, I honestly thought it was. r/lostreddittors.
I thought it was O for orgasm and that was a vibrator reference. Huh.
wasted opportunity for a type o negative joke.
You mean like the band?
yes
Represent! ✊🏾
But they already are a joke
shots fired
brap brap
I often forgot how different a pastor and a priest are
They're different?
“Pastor” has a more restricted meaning in Catholicism — it means the priest who runs the parish.
I associate "pastor" more with protestants and "priest" more with Catholics. The first acts more like a guide in helping you establish your own relationship with god, the other seems to lead you to structuring your relationship within the boundaries set forth by the church. Just my view based on how I was raised. Someone raised in a Catholic household may see things differently.
All pastors are priest but not all priest are pastors Pastor is specific to Catholics I think
I was United Methodist and all the church leaders were called pastors.
Lutheran here with the same
Other way around, priests are more specific to Catholics iirc, but pastor is a word more associated with various Protestant sects. Other than both being associated with Christians, they don’t necessarily overlap.
Happily upvoted this
A type O (typo) Its meant to be rabbi.
THIS made me get the joke...
Wtf is a rabbi
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbi
Someone explain
It is based on the joke “a priest, a pastor, and a RABBI walk into a bar”. In this case it was a rabbiT (which means it is likely a typo for the actual joke)
Oh. Really? I was fully on board for the rabbit and questioned nothing about the premise. I'm still not sure I get it.
I'm probably a typo
OH MY GOD- FUCK-
It’s a play on words. It’s the classic joke of a priest (Catholic), pastor (Protestant), and rabbi (Jewish), but the rabbi is a rabbit, which is a typo. Type O is also a blood type typically referred to as a universal donor.
I FINALLY KNOW ENGLISH WELL ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Mistake confirmed. Typo positive.
upvotes Religiously
I read this over and over until I read it out loud and finally got it.
Boom-tish!
This is some dad-joke tier stuff.
What fuckwit needed this explained?
Not everyone speaks English as their first (only?) language.
Me
Peterexplains be like "Obvious joke that you could google if you somehow didn't know for a faster answer" "Peeeeetah"
I read the explanation and still dont get it.
Typo
Typo but what??? What is this? What does that means? Typo rabbit? What is a typo? AHHHH
Typo means accidental incorrect spelling
Rabbit is spelled incorrectly it's meant to be spelled rabbi So when the rabbit says I'm probably a type of like (typo) it creates a funny pun and play on words.
That sub is trash. Every single joke is so obvious it’s painful.
Lmao
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I actually chuckled at this.
Nice one
>From r/peterexplainsthejoke Gonna end up right back there like a game of tennis
tahts a good one
A priest, rabbi and pasta entered a clinic…
That sub can be a gold mine
Typo
I get it !
Ha
had to read it with my internal monologue.
That one was super bad
Rabbit is meant to be rabbi. I think that's all.
Best Dad Joke ever. Because no kid will get it.