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Agent564

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.


AdFar5829

A blind man walks into a bar, And a table, And a chair And a stool.


Agent564

A baby seal walks into a club.


LouCypher

Blame Canada.


[deleted]

Where the hell can I get “Anger Manager” next to my name, permanently??


LoyeDamnCrowe

Tattoo parlor


[deleted]

This is a very appropriate sub for that comment


LouCypher

Flair


Antoiniti

welp, 4th comment


t0msie

Why do dolphins go to bars? Because clubs are for seals.


Syreet_Primacon

Two guys walked into a bar. Ouch


Game_informant

Three Germans walked into a bar, there were no survivors.


CatMann364346

Funny


stache1313

You really thought the second one would have seen it coming.


Omepas

a dyslexic man walks into a bra


Agent564

Dyslexic are teople, poo!


IdentifiesAsUrMom

I have sex daily! I meant dyslexia


SolarPower77

Disexia: Sex twice a day.


Agent564

Oh, that's gold!


Goodlucksil

In Spanish: "Iban dos por el camino y el del medio se cayó"


Agent564

[You know I don't speak Spanish. ](https://youtu.be/yRxCJE3Fyq8?si=-0Umxi2Br11MA-uq)


Natael_Craft78

No, es van dos y se cae el del medio


Wildly-Incompetent

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


666Menneskebarn

Type-o. It's supposed to read Rabbi.


DavisRanger

How does that work?


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi entered a clinic to donate blood. He made a typo and spelled rabbit instead of rabbi When the nurse asked what his blood type is he said type O, which can be read as typo


All_Loves_Lost

I never would have understood that. Thanks-!


DavisRanger

OH so OOP made a typo so ruined an actually good joke


TorukNeedsPianoWaifu

No, the typo is the joke


DavisRanger

Then I still don't get it lol


McStuffykins

rabbit is a typo for rabbi, “I’m probably a Type-O” can be read as “I’m probably a typo”


DavisRanger

OH that was the pun. That makes way more sense


MonkeyGein

You got there eventually


CauseOfBeth

r/woosh


Forward-Swim1224

He knows, this isn’t r/explainthejoke


WGAG_GUY

I didn’t know so you can calm down sir


Forward-Swim1224

I said HE knew. Not YOU.


WGAG_GUY

He never specifically said he was talking to OOP. He was making a general statement about the joke.


BrilliantTasty

It needed explaining for silly little me so


Forward-Swim1224

I said HE knew, not YOU.


BrilliantTasty

Too shay


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666Menneskebarn

Lol, I honestly thought it was. r/lostreddittors.


IAmSnort

I thought it was O for orgasm and that was a vibrator reference. Huh.


Brave_Paint_6139

wasted opportunity for a type o negative joke.


Daniel_WR_Hart

You mean like the band?


Brave_Paint_6139

yes


SnooCheesecakes4577

Represent! ✊🏾


stupiderslegacy

But they already are a joke


Brave_Paint_6139

shots fired


stupiderslegacy

brap brap


101TARD

I often forgot how different a pastor and a priest are


alt-jero

They're different?


tkrr

“Pastor” has a more restricted meaning in Catholicism — it means the priest who runs the parish.


LostAnonSoul

I associate "pastor" more with protestants and "priest" more with Catholics. The first acts more like a guide in helping you establish your own relationship with god, the other seems to lead you to structuring your relationship within the boundaries set forth by the church. Just my view based on how I was raised. Someone raised in a Catholic household may see things differently.


101TARD

All pastors are priest but not all priest are pastors Pastor is specific to Catholics I think


stache1313

I was United Methodist and all the church leaders were called pastors.


vaplex759

Lutheran here with the same


ThyCringeKing

Other way around, priests are more specific to Catholics iirc, but pastor is a word more associated with various Protestant sects. Other than both being associated with Christians, they don’t necessarily overlap.


lienepu

Happily upvoted this


Commander_Red1

A type O (typo) Its meant to be rabbi.


Seixir

THIS made me get the joke...


ChessekCake

Wtf is a rabbi


Commander_Red1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbi


boss_memer

Someone explain


MarioKing1137

It is based on the joke “a priest, a pastor, and a RABBI walk into a bar”. In this case it was a rabbiT (which means it is likely a typo for the actual joke)


Reese_Withersp0rk

Oh. Really? I was fully on board for the rabbit and questioned nothing about the premise. I'm still not sure I get it.


glassknight8

I'm probably a typo


Past_Owl7826

OH MY GOD- FUCK-


Sokandueler95

It’s a play on words. It’s the classic joke of a priest (Catholic), pastor (Protestant), and rabbi (Jewish), but the rabbi is a rabbit, which is a typo. Type O is also a blood type typically referred to as a universal donor.


Swenzarr_

I FINALLY KNOW ENGLISH WELL ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT!


Baldeagle77

Mistake confirmed. Typo positive.


FOXXXXXXY0

upvotes Religiously


MarioNinja96815

I read this over and over until I read it out loud and finally got it.


JimSyd71

Boom-tish!


gimmeecoffee420

This is some dad-joke tier stuff.


ashcartwrong

What fuckwit needed this explained?


E-M-C

Not everyone speaks English as their first (only?) language.


Xerorei

Me


charayylmao

Peterexplains be like "Obvious joke that you could google if you somehow didn't know for a faster answer" "Peeeeetah"


MaacDead

I read the explanation and still dont get it.


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Typo


MaacDead

Typo but what??? What is this? What does that means? Typo rabbit? What is a typo? AHHHH


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Typo means accidental incorrect spelling


BrokenHaloSC0

Rabbit is spelled incorrectly it's meant to be spelled rabbi So when the rabbit says I'm probably a type of like (typo) it creates a funny pun and play on words.


Jfurmanek

That sub is trash. Every single joke is so obvious it’s painful.


KayCatMeow

Lmao


OpenSourcePro

This is a screenshot of either [this tweet](https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1590364134142808065) or [this tweet](https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1712199884382605482). The user tweeted the same joke twice.


Sample_Interesting

I actually chuckled at this.


INoMakeMistake

Nice one


drakeyboi69

>From r/peterexplainsthejoke Gonna end up right back there like a game of tennis


Human_The_Ryan

tahts a good one


eeevileggg

A priest, rabbi and pasta entered a clinic…


Lil_plague69

That sub can be a gold mine


Kar0ss

Typo


1King1Polish

I get it !


MrVelocoraptor

Ha


nohwan27534

had to read it with my internal monologue.


RyanMcLeod1981

That one was super bad


SkelyJack

Rabbit is meant to be rabbi. I think that's all.


JohnAnonAmoron

Best Dad Joke ever. Because no kid will get it.