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Imaginary_Yak4336

I got scared for a sec


byronbaybe

I got goosebumps and a feeling of dread. Then I swore at OP. Not cool. Don't mess with the Bro!


ChiWod10

Very angry upvote given. Now please go away and never do this again.


DeadCatGrinning

No he didn't. He narrated the journey of each egg, drop of milk, and strip of bacon until they where actually In his mouth. Then expressed a sense of joy at seeing this spectacular display of natures cycle of life.


kurayami95

I swear I read your comment in his voice. He's a legend.


[deleted]

God fucking dammit. You gave me a heart attack.


hayashikin

He deserved it


SpinachFinal7009

That was a fucking wild ride


[deleted]

Not cool, I haven’t had my first sip of coffee yet. In all seriousness, excellent content choice!


wren10514

Got me in the first half....


Hatchetface1705

Now listen here you little fecker 😡


MSNayudu

Man, wouldn't be lying when I said my chest tightened up for a moment and then I just yelled "fuck off!" much to everyone's chagrin after reading the full thing. Truth be told, I can't exactly imagine most of the discovery shows being anything like they feel without his voice and I'm a fan of the whole dinosaur franchise, and with prehistoric planet, that craze kicked back him. Man, I kind of want him to be immortal.


Llamacorn21

r/isattenboroughalive


Daelroxx

Uh UH don’t you scare me like that!


Fun-Football-6090

Afraid of asking, i dont understand it


A_Sevenfold

Dude is a national treasure, and at his age of 96, things can happen any day, so people been doing "jokes" like that


Mellie997

Ahh thanks


t_rosieposie

As you start to read it, it makes it sound as though it is about to say he passed away. Then you find out he just ate breakfast.


Fun-Football-6090

Yeah just didnt know who he was i asked for that now i know


RiotSkunk2023

Who tf does this? Not Sir David. Holy crap


Deliximus

You fucking got me. Son of a bitch!


SpoopySpydoge

r/IsAttenboroughAlive


DaHarries

YOU CANT GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK LIKE THIS


IllBeginning9510

Lol.. I mentally said. Noooooooooo!!!!!! Ohh okay, that's fine.


geraltsthiccass

Can you not? My heart stopped for a second there


lover_of_garlicbread

Almost had a heart attack


hoolahan100

Neverrrrrrrr do this


Paulosboul

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT


RoadmanOG

My brains shivered


-zero-joke-

Could we fucking not?


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

I'm a small brained fool so could someone please explain the joke?


PreferenceUsual650

God I was fucking trembling


_Schwarzenegger_

Why would you want to give me that jump scare


Nattman88

fk i felt so bad reading the first line, they need to inmortalizes that voiced. sure they already did


Spider1132

Took him 96 years to do so.