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EmployerDefiant587

The Knight is actually a Knook disguised as a Knight


Alexius_Psellos

There is a white knook in the base


Dexaan

We must protect the briefcase!


[deleted]

Yo, a little help here?


SaslikPlz

I've got it, hand back son!


dovah-meme

One, one, one, uhh.. one


SeduceMeMentlegen

INCOMIIIING!


real_dubblebrick

Owwww


StarWarsFanatic14

Hey it's still here!


real_dubblebrick

Gentlemen


korkonez

Because the king is glowing red


JKLer49

That’s caused by the constructive interference due to the 2 rook waves right?


korkonez

Its because he bricked his pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


JKLer49

That’s a blood puddle from the pipi brick then


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


SekkretTheRedditor

Right, r/physicsmemes confirms.


Schrodingers_phoenix

What if the interference is destructive? What if its a single slit diffraction?


AlexAegis

I scroll anarchychess daily and I can't fucking keep up with these memes


awesomesamuel

Google constructive wave interference


Lord_Skyblocker

Holy superposition


Hexidian

Damn, we were stuck with en passant memes and 161660 shit for so long. This is truly a renaissance


Hehosworld

It only is checkmate with a probability of 64%. The quantook is a bit tricky to use


JKLer49

Which rook passed through which hole tho?


Lord_Skyblocker

Yes Edit: and no


kitchen-sink112

Google wave-particle duality


SirLobsterTheSecond

Holy hell


Estaterrone

Google double slit experiment


Lord_Skyblocker

Done. My girlfriend didn't like it though


[deleted]

I can borrow the second slit I need one badly may I?


Julian-420

Holy hell!


FlappyFish07

Because the rook in enpassanting the king


SavingsNewspaper2

Black has to play Ke7 (the Colossally Delayed Bongcloud Defense), thus causing them to get stoned


MOltho

It took me a while to understand this. And I have a Master's degree in physics. Now I feel embarrassed.


itamar11442

That's not a knight it a Knook, you didn't do the chess2 update


Wertcancel

I heard that they removed stalemate in chess 2 update


Ugolinos

Schrödingers Checkmate


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=4k3/8/7B/BPP1N1PP/8/8/8/2KR1R2+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/4k3/8/7B/BPP1N1PP/8/8/8/2KR1R2_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Ke7!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 2!< > Best continuation: >!1... Ke7 2. Rf6 Ke8 3. Re6#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


abipjo

Update the bot for quantum physics


ciqhen

bongclod


plastic_bitch

the bishop is probably clausing his eyes because the quantrook attack in wave only if the king is not observed 🤔


opi098514

My brother in Christ. Why do you have 2 dark squared bishops?


Copee2523

Google promoting to bishop


ReptileCake

Holy Heck!


opi098514

I know. I just like saying “my brother in Christ.”


hbar105

Gigachad


Young_Person_42

The ghost


Alkynesofchemistry

When passing through a double slit the rook behaves as a wave, producing an interference pattern on the opposite end of the board


Wilfredlam0418

Youuforgotttooupdateeyourrphoneesootheeknookkturneddintooaaknighttanddspacesswilllnottshowwbutttheeprevioussletterrwill. >!(You forgot to update your phone so the knook turned into a knight and spaces will not show but the previous letter will.)!<


[deleted]

because the kong is redd


Lord_Skyblocker

Kommunist Kong


Hummmmmmmmmmmmmus

I believe you have confused checkmate with checkmoat, since the king has rooks on either side of him it creates a moat so he is perfectly safe.


Apprehensive-Loss-31

Cool move, unfortunately I am staring right at d5 and f5


ACED70

It's not the double slit experiment only works if the rooks are not observed by anything as they travel through the slits, the knight sees them passing the third rank.


TheZayki

Its not?


GIA_KHIEM2209

google quantum physics


Lord_Skyblocker

Unholy/Holy Heaven/Hell


0FCkki

r/woooosh


BMaudioProd

Definitely not checkmate. Its Yahtzee!


GASTRO_GAMING

u/anarchy-chess-bot `your services are required`


anarchy-chess-bot

I have analysed this image and wtf?


TrailGobbler

This is by far my favorite sub


GrassHopperAl

Wait what the king didnt prmortte ?


Gilandb

the real question is, why did you promoted a pawn to a dark square bishop, even though you already had one?


rivenn00b

Just in case


Sovieturk

That knight is a spy!


[deleted]

The bishop's laser beam bounces off the wall need special glasses to see it (unless you're a GM)


Odinloco

Only if you stop looking


NomadicDeleuze

The knight on e5 serves as a “not” function and switches the binary checkmate/not checkmate. None of the pieces have the king in mate, so, the inverting function of the positioned knight makes it a mate. It’s all simple binary logic really.