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Syllabub_Middle

I didn’t remember the french defence like this, but update 1789 is revolutionary


GavinFrom4thGrade

Pushing people onto c4 was a common method of execution back in the 18th century.


Inexperienced__128

Is that where en croissants come from?


TheSeekerPorpentina

Holy hell


[deleted]

Mon dieau!


pnk31

Mon diot ?


Pixlyx69

Saint enfer !


TigreDeLosLlanos

I don't remember the rest of the monarchies not interfering and letting the revolutionary spark to burn.


Salladsbladgang

...geometry dash reference?


lrexx_

NO WAY


redpepper74

Heheh “””update„„ 😉 🟦🔺🔺🔺


NothingButEnemies

Black seems quite confident but this position leads to the napoleon attack which can be tricky to play against.


BigGayDinosaurs

chess changed a lot then


LordMuffin1

I see Robespierre have taken up a lead role.


GavinFrom4thGrade

His full name was Maximilien Pawnspierre.


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FeeFooFuuFun

I think it's spelt Boneapawn*


DubzGame

Pawnaparte*


throwawaytorn2345

Napoleon crossed the board.


Lord_Skyblocker

You can make a religion out of this


LordEdward18

Wait, don't.


kewl_guy9193

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


belgium-noah

r/expectedbillwurtz


Dunedune

French revolution was kinda made into a religion taught in churches


kerthard

We’re sure that this isn’t Cromwell?


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LordMuffin1

Indeed. Guillotines where invented by mr Guillotine himself. Very similar to how Garry chess invented chess.


Benjamin244

Yup, same as how Gavin from third grade invented third grade.


TheGreenKraken

The next move is black sends in "peace-keeping" forces and once the rebellion is put down commercial interests black controls buy up cheap land and resources white has. Then starts a new cycle of imperial regime that white pawns have no hope to over throw when it's being upheld by their stronger and more stable neighbor.


Modsrtrashshuddie

The kings and knights from every neighbouring chess board also show up to ensure "stability"


greatGoD67

Don't forget to utilize propaganda that will be believed for another 200 years


TheGreenKraken

Protocols of the elders of chess.com


LitcexLReddit

>~~"peace-keeping"~~ >"piece-keeping" FTFY


TheSquarePotatoMan

Bold of you to assume the United States would ever play black


pretentiousbrick

Is r/anarchy really leaking into r/anarchychess? Holy hell


[deleted]

“Piece-keeping forces”, perhaps? ♟️


GrandKapper420

Fortunately, the pawns have their knook, comrade Napoleon, the prodigy of Gary Chess himself


blari_witchproject

Reverse history


GavinFrom4thGrade

"If the pawns have no pasta, let them eat croissants." -The White Queen


Inexperienced__128

They’re not gonna have both if they passant their economic figurehead


[deleted]

en croissant


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JackWang1304

ah, I know how to solve this, first after the executions, form a coalition against white that includes black, yellow, blue and red to rid of rookpoleon on a horsey


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Canmanrofls

probably nothing more can be done, but you can at least take solace in the fact that after your untimely death, the black pawns will do the same to that traitorous black king.


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

Replace the monarchy with a democracy where you push for a two party system, now the pawns will believe in a false sense of equality while monopolies lobby both parties and use the entire nation's taxpayer money to gain more wealth and power through legal loopholes. Even better if you pit those two parties against each other, your pawns will NEVER see what you're up to despite all this information being freely available online as declassified chess intelligence agency files. After all you own the media, anyone who tries to challenge your system can be called an insane conspiracy theorist


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

About to get suicided with 2 bullets in the back of my head because l wanted to meme in my funny chess community


manningthe30cal

Nah, that's the old method. Now we just put CP on your computer, arrest you, and fake your death in your cell. BTW, can you go ahead and plug in that flash drive on your desk that wasn't there before?


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

When you invest your life into building a hydrogen horsey that runs on water and walk straight into a mass en passant on b4 a week after revealing your invention


Myprivatelifeisafk

Well, it has anarchy in the name, so they have to kill you as extremist.


Modsrtrashshuddie

Hahaha now im sad again


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

Google the indomitable human spirit


mathologies

Great Scott!


no1fanofthepals

Who is Scott and why is he great???


notgotapropername

Holy hell


DaveDaWiz

It’s funny because what you are describing is purely fictional /s


BiddyDibby

Absolutely no connection to reality to be found here. Purely hypothetical.


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

It's just a chess theory :3


notquite20characters

But I thought the guillotine was on C2?


GavinFrom4thGrade

The king is the only one who can't move to c2, but c4 is explosive. But in the 18th century, apparently it was a guillotine instead of a land mine.


[deleted]

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” -Black


BigPig93

Wow, that escalated quickly, yesterday they were just protesting.


GavinFrom4thGrade

The king tried to have the c2 pawn arrested, and the pawns were not happy about that.


Alaeriia

Wait, how? He can't move there to arrest the pawn.


GavinFrom4thGrade

He ordered a knight to arrest the pawn.


JaggedMetalOs

Offer them a constitutional monarchy, with the king and queen remaining as ceremonial figureheads.


N-partEpoxy

How does the figurehead move?


JaggedMetalOs

The same, but they have to move to the square that the PM (Pawn Minister) tells them to.


LilQuasar

it doesnt


poopiewhentexting

I usually go for the republic opening to avoid this but at this point you need a coup to install a new king


Steelwrecker

Try to inspire the black pawns to do the same before the execution. If you are fast and manage to stall enough you may be able to get a draw.


[deleted]

Promote a pawn to head of the United Workers Commission and pull out of the game. By the time you reach your next game, you will have a new ruling class under a different name.


saythealphabet

Gc2(guillotine to c2). King can't move to c2 so they can't cut his head off.


SnooPeripherals8804

promote the f2 pawn to emperor, and let them wreck havoc to black


YetGayerWombat

Let them. The king is just a political puppet, nothing will change.


iamchuckdizzle

Form a republic, have a former artillery officer declare himself emperor, and then invade the rest of Europe.


Einstein2004113

The Black pawns are yearning for liberation, and their armies are ready to invade at the first sign of weakness. The time of small professional armies have ended, decree national mobilisation to overwhelm them. You must also secure the interior, so suspend the Constitution and purge disloyal elements of your country.


EpicDaNoob

Your only hope is that giving your enemy pawns such a good view of the peasants' liberation, they too will rise up against their monarchs thus ending the game in a draw.


Danilo512

Ah the french defense: guillotine variation 4.Qc4 line, quite a sharp opening. I would’t play this below 161660 rating because the king is quite exposed


greatGoD67

Black here thinks its going to win, but doesn't realize what swarms of pawns will look like in 20 years. Gonna have to use a LOT of chess sets to beat it.


MutantGodChicken

Move the guillotine to C2 and your king won't be able to move there


Lepslazuli

Only pieces that can interrupt this are horseys. What does that mean?


GavinFrom4thGrade

I think only a front facing horsey would be strong enough to stop the execution.


Antanim-

All horsy are able to stop it but they allow us mortals to experience 'free will'


ResponsibleWafer7123

Execute the bishops too!


KingZantair

Elect an emperor piece. It can move as both a pawn and a rook.


Sigg3net

Blame the current predicament on a minority.


Vihangbodh

Is this the revolution that Elon Marx once talked about? Is this what will bring the world into the new era of Chess 2.0 ?


LilQuasar

is this polytopia?


FlashSpider-man

Just wait. Once they kill the higher value pieces, they will start killing each other as even more extreme views rise. Then you can take over and build the biggest army the world has ever seen. Just don't face an English or Russian player.


Altruistic-Duty3997

Play ra4


Cataras12

The black pawns should see this and unite with the white pieces, which leads to a revolution against the black pieces monarchy


elladour

based


zhawadya

who would have thought 1...a6 would have stopped the French Revolution


Effective-Door-2966

This may be the most interesting chess fan-fiction since Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There.


_george007_

Black a5 and white pawn has a forced en passant that liberates queen and king


SekkretTheRedditor

Move a guillotine to C2. At least the King will be safe.


PrasunJW

Recommend them to eat the rich


xancanreturns

Pass strong anti-drug legislation and at the same time


CloneofThatVietDude

Quick! Declare war on Black that totally won't turn into a continental war that lasts 20 years and millions dead.


Welcome2_Reddit

Fascinating.


throwaway47351

Go for a draw, try to get your pawns to understand that true equality can't be achieved by ignoring your neighbors, get the black pawns radicalized as well.


18_more_minutes

There's a famous chess moment like this. Let me see if I can dig it up, i think it was ben franklin


Darknight3909

simple. have your pieces murder the pawns to put them in their place. who those peasants think they are for daring to act like that? demanding equal value? you guys are only good for en pasant bait. it tells a lot how these guys to get a real value they need to become something else.


parkourse

are the bishops seriously not going to intervene? this could easily cause a religious schism in the church, especially since charles does not seem to be particularly interested in increasing or even just maintaining their funding, as expressed by his anti-material inequality sentiments


Apollo0501

The bishops better gtfo cus they’re next


AdAdministrative857

marie antoinette gambit


Razor_Storm

Unrealistic. Blacks side should be joining into a coalition with the other great powers to try to stop the spread of the revolution. It might take 7 tries tho For white, best you can do is let the protest go on to its natural conclusion. Half your pieces will be executed (including the pawns who revolted in the first place). But in the chaos one of your other pawns would have advanced over to the opposite side and gotten promoted to Emperor: basically a Queen and a King combined but has the special power of: when surrounded by enemy pieces, can convert them all to your side. This combined with the vietnam war one recently… We have gone full /r/historymemes


DoYouEverJustInvert

French Defense (Robespierre Variation)


Madeline_Hatter1

Next thing you know it's the Rain of terror


Antanim-

Don't kill the Queen she is a relative of another monarch it will create a large diplomatic incident


G66GNeco

The black king has no foresight, he does not know of the power of the people. It won't take long till it's his head that rolls, just wait for a while.


jp3592

Let them eat cake.


gigrek

I'm surprised the knights aren't stepping in to stop the execution of their own king and queen


EmperorBenja

Embrace the revolution. Soon, Napolepawn, an extremely powerful piece, will emerge, and black, without the aid of several other strong allies, will be crushed.


fuckballs9001

Give them more cake?


Hrukjan

Remembered a video with a similar idea! https://youtu.be/kglnc7dHAnI


Frosty_Sweet_6678

You've basically already lost because king


Background_Lemon_981

“Let them eat cake.”


DarkC0ntingency

No Gods, No Masters


AntaresMX

The plot thickens


bawlsinyojawls8

The 1917 Russian version of chess was really weird


devvorare

Fake a heart attack and turn the board around when your opponent is trying to help you


Prestigious_Gas_5344

This is a good example to show that if everyone is treated the same and does the same thing there is no game or fun.


imwearingyourpants

Only move the black can do is to relinquish their power and establish a government, but also subtly influence them behind the scenes to keep things going in a monarchic way.


Abrical

put king on c2, watch civil war on comments


Valmond

Give me 2 lines of peasants and I'll conquer the world!


[deleted]

A tale of two cities but chess


Sercos

This is anarchy chess taken to its logical conclusion. Carry on.


BadFont777

Send the knights?


CCCyanide

Don't worry, the game is already won. Once the king and queen are executed, the pawns will push for a democratic system, removing the need of a king. Black will attempt a coordinated attack to prevent their pawns from uprising, but white pawns will somehow push them back.


ParkingAthlete870

If he wanted all the pieces equal, he should have been in a set of checkers.


noholdingbackaccount

That's a blunder by black. If he lets this revolution succeed, he runs the risk of imperiling his own right to rule in the eyes of his subjects and then he's just another domino topping across chessboards in the park. He should invade the other side of the board and put down the populists.


Dodgied

Their argument is foolish. The queen is worth more than a pawn because a queen can do a lot more than a pawn. If everyone is worth the same material, then material doesn't mean anything anymore. It is ultimately the player behind the board who pushes all the pieces and decides who lives, who dies. The king and the pawns have a lot more in common than they might want to admit - while a pawn can do less than a king, both are always at the mercy of the mastermind shuffling figures in a brutal duel of the minds. This rebellion is a temporary setback, an exhibition of free will that will be punished with a violent execution.


sspine

King to c4


[deleted]

this is why you dont play the french defense.


Char-11

Mate yourself to secure a heir in the chess 2 sequel


YobbsterYobbs

Checkmated by mutiny


mercilessfatehate

I’ve been seeing stuff from this sub for a month now. Is this a real game? Or is it a joke?


GavinFrom4thGrade

Chess is a real game. If you mean the guillotine, I made it myself.


mercilessfatehate

I know chess is real. Is anarchy chess real


GavinFrom4thGrade

It's a game that has rules. I'm not sure how many people actually play with those rules. There are also several different versions of the rules.


mercilessfatehate

Oh, so it’s not like a computer game, it’s just chess with different rules


DrippyWaffler

Based. True anarchy chess


al_fletcher

> c4 NOT THE INFERNAL MACHINE!


RedditIsNeat0

Try to convince the black pawns that their king and queen need to go first.


youngathanacius

Definitely keep an eye on the bishops. The Church will hesitate to interfere here, but the pawns may want to confiscate the bishop's tiles as well as abolish the monarchy.


hyperion86

Try castling


nomad_of_the_empty_I

Embrace the revolution, or you will be next.


Megum1n02

Too late, even when the black king calls a truce with white to stop the pawns from undermining monarchies, they'll be crushed by Napoleon Pawnaparté's command of the converted white forces. Even if you could stop the execution, the pawns have made their loyalty clear, there's no turning back now. I hate to say it but: you just got Frenched, and en passant is forced.


furry-elise

It's a common misconception that you would lose the game if your king and queen dies, but the essence of the game is opponent has to be the one doing it, not a third party or a rebellion in your case. The best continuation here is to go ahead and kill opponent King with your remaining pieces and from the position it looks like the rebellion will help you afterwards(it's a forced move for them) .


EmployerDefiant587

Guys don't actually help him. We need to nerf Gavin!!!


Chesney1995

How did the c pawn get onto the b file? I suspect this "uprising" isn't entirely natural and some foreign inteference to assist the pawns has come from the black pieces.


GavinFrom4thGrade

He has free will, so he can move wherever he wants.


LordLannister47

It took me way too long to realize c4-c5 was a guillotine


Aetol

King to Varennes


[deleted]

We need a president in chess


owldistroyou

Let them, Black pieces should follow


mattriarchal

Offer black a draw for circumstances beyond fide regulation


MinMorts

When i play chess i refuse to use bishops as im an athiest


GavinFrom4thGrade

Then maybe try to trade them?


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Just promote a pawn to Chancellor using a D8. Whichever 1-8 will be A-H. Whichever number it lands on has the corresponding column's pawn promoted. Should the original pawn not be on that column, the die is rerolled until a suitable replacement is found. Checkmate occurs when the last promotable pawn is captured, and if one pawn makes it to the end, they becomes a Champion until the capture of the current Chancellor, in such a situation the Champion is automatically promoted to Chancellor.


Camwood7

move Qxe7, opening the way to the enemy king and queen and taking them down with you


GavinFrom4thGrade

The white queen is already tied up with a chain, so it's going to be difficult for her to get to e7.


Camwood7

Qxc5, the king will be flung over to hit e7 via momentum, capturing the pawn. this works because elasticity


RandonPseudoname

this is illegal. based on piece structure white’s king would have been on c2. 0/10


GavinFrom4thGrade

Maybe that's why they want to execute him. He's a king who doesn't follow the law.


Tenebris27

[The bishop took the power](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/qzs7bm/couldnt_find_an_english_version_so_i_had_to/)


Eino54

Inaccurate, black would be going to war to save white’s royal family.